Chen Shimei was a little apprehensive in the face of the cold light. But he is a smart man, otherwise how could he be a top student in high school? His brain spun at 80 Ms per second, causing sweat to flow from his forehead. However, this qiē seems to exceed his CPU, what to do, what to do? Am I just dead, I'm young, I'm a colt, no, I don't want to die.

Zhao Zhen didn't want to see Chen Shimei beheaded, so he turned around and said, "Go back to the palace!" ”

When the princess heard this, she suddenly stood up and shouted, "Holy one! ”

Hearing this, the Son of Heaven slowly turned his head, stared coldly, and said in a deep voice: "Princess, don't you want to go back to the palace with me?!" ”

This sentence, like ice to the bone, the dragon was terrifying, and it suddenly made everyone in the lobby shiver.

Looking at the princess again, her face changed dramatically in an instant, her lips did not dare to spit out a word, and she respectfully followed the team of the Son of Heaven.

A gust of wind blew and drenched his mind. It's over, it's over. Wait, yes, wait.

"Wait!!"

Chen Shimei shouted.

Zhao Hu and the others wouldn't let him wait, and pushed Chen Shimei to the guillotine.

Chen Shimei struggled: "Wait, wait, let me say the last word." "It's a pity that no one paid attention.

"Bao Heizi, don't you even give a chance to leave a last word?"

Bao Heizi said with a straight face: "People are about to die, and their words are good, you can say it." ”

Chen Shimei tried to break free from Zhao Hu's shackles, but how could he be Zhao Hu's opponent because of his weakness, and said weakly: "No, I only told him." Breaking free and pointing to a corner of the hall.

"Huh?" The whole hall felt strange, didn't this mean the last words? You just hurry up and say, don't waste everyone's time. The Holy One can't keep you.

Xiao Yu'er came over and said, "Okay, if you have any last words, hurry up." ”

"Don't you want to know what happened a few years ago?"

Xiao Yu'er's eyes widened, does this guy know? Although he is no longer the original Zhang Yu, he promised Ghost Face to help find out the truth.

"Ding Dong"

S-Class Missions:

Ensure that Chen Shimei will not die.

Earn the quest reward: Grandmaster Martial Arts.

Holy, what the hell is this. Do you want me to go against Kaifeng Mansion? Do you want me to fly solo? GOD, MYGOD.

"Is it really hard to do? I don't want to take it, but the reward is quite tempting. Take it, maybe you will be on the way to escape in the future. "What can I do? But this is also a branch of the main quest, as long as you get the news from Chen Shimei's mouth, you can complete the main quest. If it were someone else, it would be impossible to judge that he was lying. However, the small fish with a system are naturally excluded. Chen Shimei really knows this. Otherwise, the system would not have issued such a shameless task.

Chen Shimei said in a low voice: "If you can save me." I'll sue you, who was the murderer in Zhangjiacun a few years ago? ”

"Huh?" The little fish pondered.

"Xiao Yu'er, did he finish speaking?" Zhan Zhao said while holding the giant sword.

Xiao Yu'er said: "Noise." "Touching my chin and pondering, is this really difficult? Is it really their enemy? This damn system is really being played by him.

Everyone in the entire hall cast their eyes on Xiao Yu'er, and it was very quiet, which could be said to be quite quiet, and murmured: "Since ancient times, it has been difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, and I am not an official. ”

Wang Chao pulled up the guillotine and said, "Hurry up." It's heavy. ”

"Wait a little longer. I'll see if there's a way to get the best of both worlds. Xiao Yu'er waved his hand and said.

"Something to say quickly."

"Ah, Your Majesty, are you still there?" Xiao Yu'er smiled: "Your Majesty, it's a hot day." Why don't you sit on the cool ground? The two in the back had no eggs, so they quickly asked the emperor and the princess to sit down. ”

"You ......" made the two eunuchs behind the emperor angry, and the birds were about to fly out, if there were any birds.

"Actually, this one. The case is entirely a family affair of the Chen family. There is no need for us to judge officially. ”

"Little fish, what the hell are you talking nonsense?!" Bao Heizi blackened his face on the desk and said sharply.

Xiao Yu'er ignored it. continued: "Holy Lord, I heard that this dynasty has been founded since Taizu, and the four seas have risen to peace, this is pure nonsense, have you ever seen the sea? Or what color, you know? What about the four seas? When I went to sea, I never encountered peace, I remember my village, in order to survive to go fishing, but I encountered a typhoon, alas~~~ Countless people died. ”

"Alas, if it is said that the Holy God rules the world with benevolence, I am in favor of this. This dynasty really hasn't found a more benevolent than the emperor. "The little fish slapped a little sycophant.

But people love to listen to it, and the emperor loves to listen to it, and this is not energetic.

"But when it comes to Guotai and Min'an, this is bad, not to mention the Liao Kingdom in the north, even at the moment, the triangular relationship between our princess and Qin Xianglian is uneasy, and it angers the emperor to come, which is really undeserved."

"As for what Master Bao said, Chen Shimei made such a degrading act, which stained the royal family and contaminated the royal family's dignity, who is willing to respect the royal family in the future, so far, the dignity of the royal family is gone, and the status of the Holy Son of Heaven is not guaranteed? Is the Great Song Society in danger? This is pure. ”

When Master Bao heard this, his face darkened, and he said sharply: "Xiao Yu'er, what nonsense are you talking about, what about someone?" Give me a stick out of the lobby. ”

Chen Shimei is happy on the sidelines, talent?!

"Wait?!" The emperor waved his hand and said, "Bao Aiqing, let him continue." I'd love to hear about it. "But my heart is full of joy, good for you, I was embarrassed just now, but now it's okay. This kid is still a talent.

"Yes." Bao Heizi didn't dare to make a mistake in front of the emperor, so he had to sit on the desk.

Xiao Yu'er arched: "Why do you say nonsense? That's because, the ordinary people want to eat three meals a day, and how many dealers are in the field? Otherwise, the saints will be cloudy, and the people will take food as the sky. As long as the common people are not hungry, he will not care who is the emperor and who is the prime minister? As long as food and clothing are solved, the Great Song Dynasty will have long-term stability. ”

"The so-called discord of etiquette, this is also a fart. If the gift can be solved, why would the princess rob someone else's husband? Why didn't the emperor investigate Chen Shimei's life experience and marry the princess to Chen Shimei? ”

This is to ask the emperor, this is indeed a problem, and the princess was married without investigation.

"It's not fair to the princess, and it's even more unfair to Qin Xianglian."

Chen Shimei was happy on the side, what a talent, I praise you.

"Laugh, laugh. Are you embarrassed to laugh? Xiao Yu'er pointed at Chen Shimei and said, "You caused the bane of this qiē." Is this what Buddhists call greed? If you don't covet the beauty of the princess, and if you don't covet the glory and wealth of the princess, will you abandon your wives and children and become a concubine? If the princess is not a princess and does not have a peerless face, will you be a colt? ”

Chen Shimei could only lower his head, he wanted to say, I love her. (It's pure fart.) ）

Only then did Bao Heizi know that Xiao Yu'er was guilty of Chen Shimei, no, he immediately said: "Xiao Yu'er." The verdict has been pronounced and cannot be changed. ”

"Human life is greater than heaven. Do you want to see two delicate little ladies lose their husbands like this? Do you want to watch two 9-year-olds lose their dads?! "yes, I almost forgot about these two children. Everyone temporarily let go of their hatred for Xiao Yu'er.

"Qin Xianglian, do you really want Chen Shimei to die? If you say hope, then we'll be here today, and I'll slaughter this little white face myself. ”

Qin Xianglian looked at Chen Shimei, then at the guillotine, and then at Xiao Yu'er. Little fish bet again. Bet on women's soft-heartedness, bet on the so-called one-day husband and wife for 100 days, bet on Qin Xianglian and still love Chen Shimei.

Qin Xianglian thought of her two children, if she beheaded Chen Shimei like this. What about my two children? What will I do in the future? Destined to be charged with a husbandicide.

Chen Shimei looked at Qin Xianglian with a pleading face, my little life is in your hands, just have pity on me, think about Ning'er and Xin'er. I saw her slowly shake her head. Chen Shimei secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Hu'er~~~It's really dangerous~~~

Xiao Yu'er said for her:

"Your Excellency. Qin Xianglian's original intention was to get her children back and her husband, not to behead Chen Shimei. ”

Mr. Gongsun said, "According to what you say." How do you solve this problem? ”

"Mr. Gongsun, that's a good question." Xiao Yu'er smiled: "Actually, I kept thinking about it just now, how to solve it?" Xiao Yu'er watched everyone listen attentively to Xiao Yu'er's speech.

"In fact, it's not difficult to say this, but it's not easy to say."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Well, everyone asked so honestly, and I answered seriously, it all depends on Her Royal Highness the Princess."

"What me?!" The princess pointed to herself.

"How do you explain that?" The emperor asked.

Xiao Yu'er said: "Don't worry, may I ask the princess a few questions?" ”

"Just ask, Hongu will answer."

"Princess, are you willing to give up Chen Shimei?"

"Don't want to?"

"Okay, are you willing to give up your title?"

"Knighthood?"

"Is it your Qiē surnamed Zhao? Don't believe it, the emperor is here, he has the final say, and he will directly demote you to a commoner. ”

The princess began to tangle with this...... If she didn't have a knighthood, what would she do? When the princess is entangled.

Xiao Yu'er said to Chen Shimei: "Chen Shimei, if the princess is nothing, she is uglier than Qin Xianglian." Do you want it? Chen Shimei was also entangled. For a while, there was only the sound of panting in the lobby.

The little fish said to the princess again:

"Your Royal Highness Princess, seeing that Chen Shimei is hesitant to take on this little responsibility, you still give up, right? You just admire cultured people a little, and this Chen Shimei's little white face looks okay. Although I am not handsome, I am not handsome......"

"Flutter" Some people are starting to narcissism again.

Xiao Yu'er slowly walked beside the princess and said in a low voice: "If the princess gives up now, everyone in the world will praise the princess for her high grace and brightness." Everyone still spurns Chen Shimei. Do you still want to be spit on with him? Since ancient times, there has been no good end for those who have been juniors. Besides, the emperor is by his side, give him a step down. ”

Xiao Yuer then sang about your life:

"How many people have loved your face when you were young

You can know who is willing to endure the relentless changes of time

How many people have come and gone back in your life

I know that I will be by your side all my life......"

The princess has been deeply moved by these two lyrics, alas, how many people envy her appearance and envy her status. How many people will accompany her to old age?

Suddenly, the princess was stunned and said, "Qin Xianglian, this palace will return this negative man to you." Where's the person? The pen and ink are waiting, and the palace writes a letter of resignation, and he takes a break from this negative man. ”

"Princess~~~" Chen Shimei knelt on the ground unwillingly, with a sad and angry look. Why didn't you face the guillotine just now?

The princess didn't bother to pay attention, so Yu picked up the pen, brushed and wrote the letter of resignation, and asked Chen Shimei to sign and draw. Xiao Yu'er said on the side: "Yes, yes, this is in line with the procedure." ”

Suddenly, the emperor got up and said, "Verbal." ”

"Hula" A group of people knelt down, this is a holy decree, only to see the emperor say: "Remove the title of Chen Shimei's concubine, remove the title of champion, and never be hired." Chen Shimei? ”

"The little one?" Chen Shimei knelt on the ground respectfully and said.

"Let's go home and farm with your wife." The emperor was not pursuing Chen Shimei's crime of bullying the monarch at that time, and then drove back to the palace. The princess respectfully followed behind the Son of Heaven's team.

"Yes."

"Smack"

"Quit!"

With an order, Mr. Bao finally ended the case.

"Alas, my lord, I'm helping you, since ancient times, it has been difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, but I am thinking about your reputation." (To be continued......)