Chapter 242: New Tricks of Evil, "Manure Making Machine"
"Okay, good, good, I'll be dignified, don't be angry."
Knowing Yang Ling'er's suffering, Liu Xing hurriedly bowed down to make amends.
Seeing this, Yang Ling'er just pursed her lips and smiled a little forcefully: "Okay, you came here in a hurry, not just to scare me and then make amends, right?" β
Get along for a long time and gradually understand your heart. For a man like Liu Xing, who has an "evil disease" at every turn, who is nominally a senior brother but is actually equivalent to a medical master, after getting along and intersecting with each other for these days, Yang Ling'er is known to be by no means a villain, let alone a real villain.
Although he often goes against common sense and is unruly, it seems that all the rules and regulations are useless and non-binding for the man in front of him.
But this man's uninhibited nature is all due to his openness towards those close to him. This man's deviance is actually a rebellion against those who are simply dull and stupid shackles.
He is creating a new procedure, which has freed millions of people in Hedong from the shackles and oppression of the former people who could only be used by the powerful, the family, the big families, and the landlords.
He is ushering in a new era, one that has only just begun, but that anyone with a discerning eye can see clearly. As long as the man in front of him continues to promote the development of such a new era, the Han people in the Great Song Dynasty and the whole world will be unprecedentedly well-being.
He reversed the way of heaven and the number of days, and such a reversal made the Jurchens defeated, revived the precarious Great Song Dynasty, and turned countless Han people into hosts for the Jurchens to worship after escaping from the iron hooves of the Jurchens.
For the man in front of him, Yang Ling'er now doesn't know why he is always irresistible when he is slighting himself.
Could this be the kind of love that he calls "free love"? Yang Ling'er doesn't know, but everything is as you like. Yang Ling'er can only convince herself like this.
Self-persuasion from the bottom of my heart. Naturally, Yang Ling'er didn't argue too much with Liu Xing......
Seeing her smile a little bitterly like this. Liu Xing felt a little more pity in his heart, and secretly thought: Is the young master too selfish? How much do you do it?
That's not right, that Ori Yanye was not killed by Xiao Ye, nor was he killed by Tian Cewei or Jin Nu. Although the master moved the killing intention, he didn't really kill the kid, and this matter can't be counted on the master.
But seeing my old life and loved ones suffering like this, I'm a little too selfish, right? It's not right, love is inherently selfish.
Better a finger off than always aching. Instead of letting her live her life with a soft bone, it is better for the master to give her such a short pain, lest she regret it for the rest of her life. Forget it, let's get down to business, now is not the time to think about these children's affairs......
With a quick change of thought in his heart, Liu Xing stood up straight, and asked Yang Ling'er with a straight face: "How many laxative materials are there in the Pharmacy Bureau now?" β
After hesitating for a moment, Yang Ling'er lowered his head and thought slightly, and then replied to the popular one: "It's about a thousand catties, all of which are prepared according to your instructions to prevent soldiers from eating corn for a long time and causing poor excretion." You ask what laxatives are meant to do, and they can't be a vicious ploy against whom, right? β
"Not enough, far from enough." didn't answer Yang Ling'er's rhetorical question at all. Liu Xing frowned and whispered softly: "Three coins can make people pour out for three days." 120,000 people need three or four thousand catties in three days......"
Halfway through his words, Liu Xing suddenly raised his head and walked quickly to the desk. After picking up the pen and writing a document hard, he walked back to Yang Ling'er.
Handing the paperwork to Yang Ling'er, Liu Xing said, "You go to the household department immediately later, and tell them, Master, I want 100,000 catties of laxative material." I don't care what method the household department uses, even if I buy out the entire pharmacy in Hedong and Jingxi within ten days, I will get the material for these laxatives. β
"100,000 catties of laxative material!" As soon as she heard this, Yang Ling'er was so shocked that her beautiful eyes widened, and she stared at Liu Xingdao tightly: "What do you want so many laxatives for!" 100,000 catties is enough to make tens of thousands of people cry to death! β
Seeing her surprised and anxious look, Liu Xing suddenly grinned: "Hehe, you can't kill tens of thousands of people, but you can let 120,000 'cross slaves' for a month." β
"Huh?" Shocked by this, Yang Ling'er's eyes widened, and she looked at Liu Xingdao intently: "If you want to let those 'cross slaves' spend a month, then these Wutai City, Hunter Valley, and Koujiazhuang will not become a big ......."
At the end of the words, Yang Ling'er suddenly blushed on her face and stopped talking.
She couldn't go on, after all, that word was too indecent, and it wasn't something a girl could blurt out.
But Liu Xing knew what she wanted to say, and smiled strangely again, Liu Xing said: "Don't worry, I won't let Wutai City, Koujiazhuang and Hunter Valley really become a big dung pit, because I will go to get the Patrol Division ready later." Prepare hundreds of thousands of wooden barrels and transport the dung of those people to the mountains. Hehe, the smell of smoke is also those demons on the smoked mountain, and it can't be smoked by your own family. β
"What the hell are you doing!" Yang Ling'er's cheeks were still flushed, and she looked up and asked Liu Xing with a puzzled expression.
When Liu Xing heard this, his strange smile turned into a sly smile: "The project of Wutai City has been completed, and there is no need for those 'cross slaves' to contribute for the time being." Instead of feeding them and raising them for nothing every day, it is better to let them completely turn into a group of manure machines. I'm going to use these manure machines to help me make a lot, a lot of fire. β
"Manure machines, fire and gun?"
Seeing that Liu Xing's face was full of deceit when he spoke, Yang Ling'er pursed her lips and frowned, "You are just as the third lady said, and you are holding back what is bad." It's not difficult to turn the Jurchens into dung machines, and you're not afraid that the Jurchen dogs will eat up the little food you can't save! β
As soon as the laxative is in the stomach, it is convenient for a person to take a cup of tea quickly and a stick of incense slowly. If he doesn't run to the toilet dozens of times a day, Liu Xing will blame himself for his poor medical skills and laugh at Yang Ling'er's lack of skill.
Once a person takes laxatives and keeps running towards the latrine, they naturally have to eat a lot of things to replenish it. If you don't add it, no matter how high the cultivation is, you will end up prostration, and even consume your true yuan and die a whimper.
Yang Ling'er knew that these would inevitably happen, so after finishing speaking, a somewhat naughty but weird smile appeared on her face and stared at Liu Xing.
When Liu Xing heard this, the treacherous smile on his face became heavier: "There are enough water pipes, but there is no food, what I am holding back this time is to let those 'cross slaves' and those damn golden dogs try the feeling of being tortured by others." I want to let those miscellaneous people know how uncomfortable it is to be tortured and bullied, and this time it is torture and bullying that they can't resist at all. β
Everyone has a sense of revenge, and everyone's experience determines the decisiveness of the methods and means of revenge.
Liu Xing's revenge is heavy, and his personal affairs don't seem to be very serious. But in terms of national affairs and national righteousness, he is definitely the kind of person who will take revenge, and once he retaliates, he can really only be described as "despicable and shameless" and "do everything".
At this point, although Yang Linger is a little afraid to agree that Liu Xing's character is a good thing, it seems that it is by no means a bad thing in such a troubled world.
Because even a teenager who is new to current affairs will know a truth, the best way to keep the enemy from provoking you is to make the enemy afraid of you, and the kind of fear that shudders when he sees you. Only then can you ensure that you are not always harassed and bullied by your enemies.
So after listening to Liu Xing's words, Yang Ling'er sighed helplessly and said with a wry smile: "Alas! Poor Jurchens, poor 'cross slaves'! This time, it seems that the slave family is going to take a bad breath on your group of water dogs. β
Hearing this, Liu Xing looked at her with a strange smile and said, "Evil, what kind of evil do you have towards the golden dog?" β
"If it weren't for the golden dog invading my Great Song Dynasty, how could there be a city that would be taken away. If it weren't for the Jurchens' forcible abduction of their family members, how could there be a matter of General Zhi being forced to surrender to the enemy. If it weren't for the surrender of the general, how could I end up as an unmarried and undead person? In the end, Yang Ling'er's face showed a faint resentment, but a very helpless expression.
Seeing her like this, Liu Xing stepped forward suddenly, grabbed her by the waist and took her into his arms, stared at her with his eyes and said: "Fate is determined, didn't Wang Xianren also say that you and I are destined for the world." Stop grieving for someone who is not worthy of your remembrance, even if you are an unmarried survivor? At least there is me, and I will love you, love you, and like you. β
As soon as the words fell, Liu Xing suddenly kissed Yang Ling'er's cherry mouth with his thick lips, and his tongue pried open her bright teeth at the same time......
With a "bang", Yang Ling'er felt a tongue poking into her mouth and searching for her tongue everywhere, making her body tremble like an electric shock and wake up.
Her hands pushed Liu Xing's shoulders hard, her body retreated rapidly, and after breaking free from Liu Xing's arms, she glared at Liu Xing resentfully: "If you don't come to me, why are you coming again!" If you do this again, I'll get out of here and you'll never see me again. β
"Don'tβdon't leave me." Seeing this and hearing this, Liu Xing hurriedly waved his hand and jumped to the door.
Standing at the door with his feet, Liu Xing looked back at Yang Ling'er, pretending to be pitiful and said, "If you really leave me, I will die of pain." So, if you want to go, I'll go first. Hey hey ......"
In the end, he didn't forget to smile badly, and in the laughter, Liu Xing raised his legs and walked quickly, leaving Yang Ling'er's sight in the blink of an eye.
Looking at the empty doorway, Yang Ling'er felt a sour feeling in her heart, and said secretly: It would be great if my father hadn't let me marry that unhealthy Orihikono, although the third lady didn't want to share with me this man who looked bad but was really cute. But I believe that as long as he insists and loves him deeply, the third lady will also back down and accept me...... (To be continued......)