I wish all men, women and women a happy Lantern Festival, look at the lanterns, and find beautiful women!

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Chapter 12 Imperial Relatives

Fang Yiai sat quietly like a clock, and carefully looked at the grandchildren and grandchildren in the room, there are men and women, old and young, from eight to eighteen years old, it can be said that it is a collection of primary school to high school, it can be seen how tired Kong Yingda is, and he has to be a teacher and a father. There was not a female doll with two pigtails on the back of her head crying: "Mr. Kong, you have to help me evaluate the theory, the imperial brother snatched my puppet!" ”

Fang Yiai almost didn't laugh out loud when she saw this situation, this little girl is only seven or eight years old, and she still speaks milkily, so she actually knows about the complaint. Kong Yingda was accustomed to this kind of thing at a glance, frowned and said to the little boy next to the little girl: "Li Zhi, you have to know that as a brother and elder, you must know how to endure it, why don't you return the puppet to Mingda?" ”

"Oh, sir, I was wrong, I'll just return the rag doll to the little son" Li Zhi said reluctantly with a broken face, and Li Mingda's little face suddenly turned cloudy and clear. Seeing this situation, Fang Yiai was tired of her stomach for a while, this is the later Tang Gaozong and Princess Jinyang? This is too spoofed, no matter how you look at Li Zhi's obscene appearance, it is not the material to be an emperor. Fang Yiai couldn't stand it anymore, and secretly laughed on the table, and then the girl sitting in front of Fang Yiai turned her head and asked with a smile: "Hey, Fang Jun, what are you laughing at?" ”

"Beauty, what do you think Mr. Kong looks like now?" Fang Yiai asked in a low voice.

The beauty looked confused, touched her head and thought about it for a long time but didn't come up with it, and asked helplessly: "What is it like?" ”

"Really, don't you think Mr. Kong looks like a wet nurse now?"

"Eh" The beauty's eyes widened, and after thinking about it, isn't Mr. Kong's current appearance just a wet nurse who coaxes children, so the beauty couldn't help laughing when she thought of this, but unfortunately the laughter was a little louder. When Kong Yingda heard this laughter, she shouted with a tiger face: "Li Xueyan, stand up for me, don't you know that you can't laugh in class?" Look at the way you look, what kind of body you have become. Fang Yiai gloated and looked at Li Xueyan with his hands in his hands, looking at the graceful figure, how could such a beautiful woman be cheap Songtsan Gampo that barbarian.

"Sir, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it just now, next time I won't dare again, Mr. will spare me this time" Li Xueyan stood up and pretended to be pitiful very knowingly, and her two little hands kept pulling the corners of her clothes.

Kong Yingda raised his gray eyebrows, although he was old-fashioned, he couldn't be as knowledgeable as a little girl, waved his hand and said: "Sit down, next time you do it again, you will never be spared!" ”

Li Xueyan stuck out her tongue and sat down obediently, and made a grimace at Fang Yiai, Fang Yiai smiled, this future Princess Wencheng is quite cute, I don't know what her expression will be when she knows that she is going to marry a praise cadre. Today's Li Xueyan is only thirteen years old, which is the age of carefree, and life is so beautiful for her. If you want to be pro, why didn't Songtsan Gampo come to propose it earlier, you have to come to Heqin after defeat, to put it bluntly, Songtsan Gampo is a cheap bone, he doesn't fight or obey, Heqin just found a reason for himself to cease the war. Fang Yiai didn't understand why Li Shimin agreed to this peace at that time, even if there were financial difficulties in the Tang Dynasty, it was the same in Tibet, why did he have to make peace. Fang Yiai thought that in that case, even if he didn't get along, Songtsen Gampo would not dare to fight it. Because there is also a Xiangxiong country behind Tubo, and the snipe and clam compete for the benefit of the fisherman, I believe that Songtsen Gampo is not so stupid.

After the class was over, Li Xueyan turned her head and leaned on the table of Fang Yuai's beloved and pouted and said, "Stinky Fang Jun, you are all the victims, Miss Ben almost got hit the board." ”

"I said Miss Li, it seems that you can't help but laugh yourself, but why are you laughing so loudly!" Fang Yiai despises Li Xueyan very much, and obviously has to rely on others for her own problems, but this woman is often unreasonable.

"Hmph, it's just that you're wrong, otherwise how could Miss Ben laugh, I don't care, you have to give me something special" Li Xueyan really played a woman's strengths, stalking, unreasonable, and very untempered with Li Xueyan's behavior, so she said with a smile: "Since that's the case, then I'll ask you a question, right?" I promise you've never heard of this question. ”

"Well, then you can tell me quickly, Miss Ben hasn't been stumped yet?" Li Xueyan said confidently.

"Well, then let me ask you what is the difference between men and women?" Fang Yiai asked with a smile, Li Xueyan frowned and didn't come up with it for a long time, how to answer this, Li Xueyan said dissatisfiedly: "Stinky Fangjun, what is your question, there is no answer at all!" Fang Yiai pursed his lips and pointed at Li Xueyan and said: "Miss Li, I asked a very simple question, there is definitely an answer, I don't believe you let the little son come over, the little son definitely knows the answer." ”

Li Xueyan looked at Fang Yiai suspiciously, and shouted to Li Mingda, who was playing with puppets: "Mingda, come here, Sister Xueyan has something to ask you." Li Mingda trotted over, bit his fingers and asked in a milky voice: "Sister Snow Goose, what is your problem, can the little son help you?" Fang Yiai was very happy to see Li Mingda's cute appearance, and hugged Li Mingda and put it on his lap and said with a smile: "Little son, that's the case, Brother Yiai asked you a very simple question, do you say there is any difference between the two words men and women?" ”

"Hee-hee, beloved brother, is it really asking this question? Let me answer this question, my beloved brother must promise me a condition" Li Mingda said in a milky voice, the two tail braids were still flicked, Fang Yiai smiled bitterly, how old is this ghost girl, so she learned to put forward conditions, so she had to scratch Li Mingda's little nose and smiled: "Okay, say it, what do you want, my beloved brother will definitely buy it for you!" ”

"Beloved brother, you are not allowed to go back, the little son wants a big rag doll, you must get a big rag doll for the little brother, if you can't do it, the little brother will let his father spank you" Li Mingda laughed and threatened, Fang Yiai pouted, and thought what was the request, it turned out to be this bit of shit, so he laughed and said: "Little son, don't worry, the beloved brother will definitely get you a big rag doll, how about the same size as me?" ”

"Haha, really, you are not allowed to lie to me, let's pull the hook" Li Mingda stretched out a little finger and pulled it with Fang Yiai, before he said with a smile: "The question you asked just now is so simple, I know the answer at once, the words men and women are obviously written differently." Beloved brother, don't ask me such a simple question in the future, okay, the little son is very smart. ”

Fang Yiai laughed in her heart when she heard Li Mingda's words, and praised: "Oh, little son, you are so smart, the question of bereaved brother seems to be difficult for you, haha!" The little son smiled happily, but Li Xueyan's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, it turned out that this question was really so simple, why didn't he think of it. Fang Yiai promised for a long time, Li Mingda happily jumped off Fang Yiai's lap and returned to his seat, seeing Li Xueyan's embarrassed face, Fang Yiai smiled and said: "Xueyan, how about it, I said this question is very simple." In fact, we are all prone to make this kind of mistake, often simple things, but we complicate it. ”

Listening to Fang Yiai's words, Li Xueyan nodded, and glanced at Fang Yiai very meaningfully, this guy knows a lot. Li Xueyan is very strange how such a reasonable person can have the title of a gentleman, in Chang'an City, in addition to Duhe and Du Qinglian, it belongs to his Fang Junfang's beloved, plus a former eldest grandson Chong, it is simply the three great sons of the Tang Dynasty. But now that Changsun Chong is married, his younger brother Changsun Chong took his big stick and continued to squirm.

Fang Yiai and Li Xueyan were chatting happily, when they heard a sarcastic voice beside them: "Yaha, Fang Er, why did you learn to read, don't climb the roof, I heard that you fell off the roof and there is no problem at all, it seems that you are thick-skinned." ”

Fang Yiai didn't raise his head, and asked Li Xueyan: "Xueyan, whose beast is this so rude, is it your puppy?" It's not me talking about you, how can you let a dog come out and bite someone casually? ”

"Fang Jun, what nonsense are you talking about, my dog is very obedient, I let it go east, it will never go west" Li Xueyan almost burst out laughing when she heard Fang Yiai's words, this guy is so talented, he doesn't scold people with dirty words, but Li Xueyan still couldn't help but laugh and performed very cooperatively.

"Fang Jun, you pay attention to me, do you know who I am?" A man said angrily.

"Oh, this brother, it seems that you also know my name, so why was you so ungraceful just now?" Fang Yiai stood up at this time and looked at the guy in front of him and said, this guy is quite majestic, and there are actually a few younger brothers behind him. Before the main lord could speak, he saw a very handsome little brother in a white robe stand up and pointed at Fang Yiai and said with disdain: "Fang Jun, you listen to me, this is the second son of the eldest grandson family, the eldest grandson." ”

"Oh, he's the eldest grandson, so who are you?" Fang Yiai asked with a smile, I really didn't expect that on the first day of being a student, someone from the eldest grandson's family would come to the door. It seems that this Zhang Sun family really has a heart for the Fang family, and he doesn't even let go of such a gentleman as himself.

"Hmph, Fang Jun, I am Chai Lingwu, the son of Huo Guogong" Listening to Chai Lingwu's words, Fang Yiai wondered, why did he provoke so many imperial relatives on the first day he came to the academy. It's a good thing that Princess Pingyang died early, otherwise I don't know how arrogant this Chai Lingwu would be.

Fang Yiai doesn't want to cause trouble, how can the tree want to be quiet and the wind does not stop, there is always something to find it!

"Young Master Eldest Sun, I don't know what you are looking for me, if you have nothing to do, please leave, I'm very busy" Fang Yiai pouted at Eldest Sun Lian, just a second ancestor, why be afraid of him.

"Fang Yiai, how do you talk, the second son can talk to you, that is to give you face, you are so ignorant" Chai Lingwu is very unhappy with this Fang Yiai now, and he is so arrogant.

"Chai Lingwu, you know how stupid you are now, Princess Pingyang's face has made you lose everything. Remember that you are the son of Princess Pingyang, not a dog, if I were you, I would definitely kneel in front of Princess Pingyang's grave and confess" Fang Yiai scolded Chai Lingwu coldly, he didn't tell a lie, how could Princess Pingyang Li Xiuning give birth to such an unsuccessful son, if it weren't for the reputation of Princess Pingyang, he would be a bird with a Chai Shao.

"You, Fang Yiai, I will make you pay the price" Chai Lingwu turned his head and left after saying this, although he hated Fang Yiai, but he didn't want to talk to this eldest grandson now, Fang Yiai was right, he Chai Lingwu was bleeding the blood of Princess Pingyang, he was bleeding noble royal blood, how could he be a slave to the eldest grandson.

The eldest grandson saw that Fang Yiai actually squeezed Chai Lingwu away with two sentences, frowned and said coldly: "Fang Er, let's see!" ”

The eldest grandson led a group of younger brothers away angrily, Li Xueyan thought about it and frowned and said: "Fang Jun, you should be careful in the future, this eldest grandson is the same as his brother, and he is famous for his retribution." He doesn't dare to do anything in the academy, but he will definitely make trouble for you outside. Fang Yiai nodded, from the look in the eyes of the eldest grandson Zhuo leaving, it can be seen that this guy is definitely not a good stubble, I am afraid that he will not have a good time in the future.

The eternal years can't bury the long song, and when you come to Datang, you have to live a little style.