Today's Teacher's Day, I wish my teachers good health, and although I haven't learned any useful values from you, I am grateful to you. I can't stand these meaty words, in fact, all knowledge is used very little, and there is no practical value, so I just read and read. All the skills I have learned are new after joining the work, and I recommend that those college students must choose a major carefully.

I'm finally getting married, and it's also very rare, thank you to my wife. Momda.

"Huh? What's wrong with Lord Bao, the sheep has a seizure? The emperor asked strangely, if it weren't for the emperor's presence, maybe Lord Bao would have gone up and fought with the ghost.

"Emperor Xie is worried, but he caught a little cold yesterday. The duel between the two swordsmen must be a martial arts event, and there must be countless masters watching the battle, and the limited security force of the palace may not be able to protect the emperor! Master Bao spoke earnestly.

"Yes, this is indeed a difficult problem, should you transfer troops from the four defenders of the capital into the city?" The Eighth Prince proposed.

The emperor groaned slightly, "No matter how many troops there are with such masters, it is in vain. Then he sighed: "Alas! I didn't think about it at that time! Now I should think of a charter, but I can't go back. ”

Xiao Yu'er stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the minister has a plan."

"Yes, you are the party, how do you say to get this?"

"It's better to block than to sparse, why should we think about how to stop those martial arts people from watching the battle? You can open the palace gate and let them in! ”

"Nonsense! It's not messy. The Eighth Prince shook his head and said.

The emperor thought for a moment and asked, "And then?"

Master Bao didn't say anything from beginning to end, but he was full of confidence in Xiao Yu'er. Xiao Yu'er was a little relieved, judging from everyone's reactions, the emperor and Lord Bao already trusted themselves very much. He said confidently: "Of course, you can't simply let them in." First of all, the emperor can gather the adults in charge of guarding the palace and ask how many people can be defended with the strength of the palace. After that, the gold medal was issued to the martial arts, and on the day of the competition, the gold medal was used to enter the palace to watch the battle, and as for the others, I was sorry! ”

"Shhh Good idea! That's a great plan! The Eighth Prince's head was clear, and he nodded: "Outsiders will not know the specific defense strength of the palace. The distribution of gold medals not only reflects the courage of the emperor but also ensures safety. And how to get the gold medal depends on your own ability, and you can't enter the palace if your skills are not as good as others, and you can't complain about it, this is a very clever transfer of the contradiction to the martial arts people! ”

When the emperor heard this, he praised: "What a good plan!" Xiao Yu'er is very talented, but who sent out this gold medal? ”

Xiao Yu'er's eyes rolled and she let out a wicked smile, "Your Majesty, the eighth prince knows a lot of friends in the rivers and lakes, and where is his identity." People in the rivers and lakes will also give face.

When the emperor heard this, he looked at the eighth prince, "What does the emperor think?" ”

The eighth prince did not doubt it, "It's okay, I know a few people with high status in the rivers and lakes." And the martial arts are strong and the network is very wide. It is the best person to distribute the gold medals. ”

"Haha, that's the best! Come, let's move on...... What's wrong with this chessboard? The emperor was surprised, and Lord Bao secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

……

Xiao Yu'er is a gossip person, and when she left the palace, she looked at Master Bao directly. Master Bao laughed in his heart, "If you don't ask, I will never say!" ”

The master and servant looked at each other, neither of them blinked, neither of them spoke, one with a solemn face, the other with a smile, "Ah! I'm afraid of you! My eyes hurt! "As a subordinate, you always have to give the master some face. Seeing Xiao Yu'er covering her eyes and shouting, Lord Bao nodded with satisfaction.

didn't wait for Xiao Yu'er to ask and said slowly: "How old do you think that ghost face is now?" ”

Xiao Yu'er was stunned for a moment, "Although I have a mask, I have such a high martial art." There should be at least forty or fifty! ”

Master Bao stared at Xiao Yu'er, as if he had found something in his eyes, and asked, "Is it?" ”

"Isn't it?"

"Is it?"

"Isn't it?"

"Really?"

……

And so on and so on and forth, finally. Master Bao smiled awkwardly and said, "Hey, let's discuss and discuss, why are you so serious?" Saying. He challenges you, and you don't worry at all? ”

"What am I worried about?" Xiao Yu'er gave him a blank look and left.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, where there are rivers and lakes, there are gossip, and where there are gossip, paparazzi are naturally indispensable! Almost the next day, the chickens, ducks, fish, and dogs in the whole capital all knew about it.

"Did you hear that? The first killer has to compete with the first hunter on the city wall. ”

"Nonsense! I obviously heard that it was a duel in Huixian Yaxu! ”

"Pure! It should be the first killer to show love to the first catcher on the city wall! ”

"Liar! It should be on the roof of the Jinluan Palace to show love. ”

You see! Sure enough, we all know!

"Xiao Yu'er, I haven't seen you for a long time, where have you been lately?" An aunt shouted loudly on the side of the road.

Xiao Yu'er was happy, "Cai Po, I haven't seen you for a long time, huh?" How are you getting younger and younger! ”

"Haha, Xiao Lingzi is really good at talking." Approaching Ling Xiao, he then whispered in his ear like a thief, "Do you know? The First Killer and the First Catch are about to duel! ”

Xiao Yu'er looked at Cai Po funny, "Do you know who the first killer and the first catcher are?" ”

Cai Po was stunned: "The first killer seems to be selling pork, right?" That first catch is fast...... Do you know? ”

Raised his eyebrows: "It should be Shenhou, the qualifications are old enough." ”

"Oh! I see. Cai Po suddenly realized.

Saying goodbye to Cai Po and coming to Xiao Yu'er, she came to the dark alley, the place where she connected with the ghost face.

"Why are you here?" The two spoke in unison.

"I'm looking for someone!" The harmony is perfect.

"Well, who are you looking for? Ghost Face! "It's a terrible thing for two people to be quiet, and it's really a terrible thing to be together.

"How do you know Ghost Face is here?" Ding Yuehua finally took the initiative this time and opened her mouth first.

Xiao Yu'er said proudly when she heard this: "You don't know? The whole capital has my eyes and ears, and even a killer wants to escape my eyes? ”

Xiao Yu'er looked at her expression and smiled: "Why did you scare you?" Don't worry, I'm not a paparazzi, I'm not interested in your **. ”

"No, don't get me wrong, it's just that it's rare to have a stinky and beautiful person like you, and I'm a little surprised!" Ding Yuehua shook his hand and explained.

"You're naked, jealous, forget it, I'm too lazy to care. Today is mainly to look at the ghost face. Of course, you can't care about it, it's better to see Ding Yuehua's dark face.

Ding Yuehua looked him up and down with a scrutinizing gaze, "I don't see how you have anything to do with him." ”

Xiao Yu'er stretched out his thumb, "That's good!" When he set the duel at the top of the Forbidden City, there was no way back. ”

Ding Yuehua said tentatively: "Then you came today to warn him?" ”

"It's not."

"Then you ......" (to be continued......