Chapter 491: A Matador from the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 491 The bullfighter from the Tang Dynasty
When I returned to Jin Wuwei again, the sky had begun to darken, and when I looked back, the hot air balloon actually flew out of dozens of miles, and Fang Yiai once again witnessed the power of the aircraft, it seems that this hot air balloon is swaying, and it has such a speed, and there is really no obstacle in the sky.
The Wei Chi twins focused all their anger on the lamb, no wonder His Majesty, this handsome brother can't beat it, but it's okay to bully the lamb, Yu Chi Baolin kicked the tail of the lamb, and said very unceremoniously, "Brother, let's raise it, and we will slaughter and eat it in a few months!" ”
"Well, great idea!" Yu Chi Baoqing nodded thoughtfully, and Fang Yiai grinned when he heard it, this lamb is unlucky, and he has met these two butchers. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that someone in his room is also a little hungry for mutton, especially mutton steamed buns, but it's a pity that there is no such thing as mutton steamed buns in the Tang Dynasty now.
Li Shimin waited and waited, it was almost dark, a group of young people finally came back, Fang Yiai led people to carry hot air balloons, and the Wei Chi brothers held a high-spirited lamb, this scene was too weird. As soon as the little lamb returned to Jinwuwei, he ran to the other lamb "bleating", as if telling his glorious journey.
After circling the hot air balloon twice, Li Shimin patted Fang Yi's beloved shoulder vigorously, "Good virtuous son-in-law, you have made a great contribution!" ”
Looking at Li Shimin's little face, and thinking about it again, it's a good thing, Fang Yiai hurriedly arched his hand and said modestly, "Where, where, it's all the wise guidance of the father, and the little son-in-law will suddenly open his mouth and make this thing." ”
Li Shimin was even happier, look at this son-in-law, how good he can talk, "Well, this thing is good, it must be kept secret, besides, you work harder, and strive to get the thing that can carry people out as soon as possible." ”
Fang Yiai blinked, why didn't it sound right, wouldn't this group of old people want to play Feitian once, not only Li Shimin, but even the always steady old man and Du Ruhui are also a look. It is estimated that Fang Yiai can carry people as soon as he says this thing, and a group of bigwigs are expected to rush to drill in.
"Father, this manned hot air balloon can't be made out for a while, but it's the fire, you see?"
"Fire? It's okay, isn't it just a few bamboos, just burn it and plant it again! Li Shimin waved his hand heartily, and the people who saw the house were stunned, this old thing became faster, who just got a black foot.
This level is in the past, but the feat of manned flight still has to be prepared, the old goods are waiting for the flight, that is, the technology is not in place, if there is that technology, Fang Yiai will build a rocket and send a bunch of old goods to the moon. They all want to fly, but they don't want to think about how bitter someone in his room is, and they haven't squinted yet.
After leaving Jin Wuwei, the two little girls chased after the noise, and Changle also knew that his husband was tired, so he reached out and drove the two girls away. Before leaving, Hepu also showed the towering twin peaks with a vigorous rush to the house, "Brother-in-law, make a big ball, but you have to talk to Hepu!" ”
"Hey, wait, when will it come out and let you fly up once!" Fang Yiai smiled evilly, how cool would it be to find a girl to play the second air battle?
Changle turned his face to take a look, why was he smiling so badly, patting Fang's beloved arm, she whispered, "Husband, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Eh, you're hungry, do you want to make mutton steamed buns?" As soon as Fang Yiai's words came out, he was stunned, this broken mouth is really unreliable, isn't this causing trouble for himself. Sure enough, Changle asked a little strangely, "Husband, what is mutton steamed buns, why has the concubine been in the palace for so long and has never heard of it?" ”
"This is made up by the countrymen, you have a golden branch and jade leaves, how will you know, come on, wait for your husband to sleep, I will get you some mutton steamed buns to eat!" Fang Yiai said unashamedly, nominally for Changle, but in fact, someone in his room was very greedy.
When I got home, Fang Yiai took off her shoes and squinted on the bed, Changle didn't expect Fang Yiai to say that she would sleep on the bed, so she stood outside and ordered to buy mutton, and when she returned to the house, she saw Fang Yiai skimming these two legs and sleeping on the bed like a dead pig. Changle alone couldn't stand the bereavement of the house, so he called Begonia in, and the two of them worked together to take off the coat of the beloved.
"Ma'am, is the fire all right?" Begonia is also a little embarrassed, because she is also an instigator, if she and a few girls are arguing to put on the lights, it is estimated that this thing will not happen.
"Hehe, it's not a big deal, it's just a little less bamboo!" Changle never worried, otherwise she wouldn't have slept so steadily.
When I woke up, it was dawn, and I touched the beauty next to me, and the beauty opened her eyes lazily, "Husband, you can be regarded as awake, and you sleep for six hours in one night, hehe, it's really amazing!" ”
"Won't it?" Fang Yiai touched his eyelids, six hours, that's twelve hours, this is the longest time someone in his room has slept in it. When he got up and played the ghost crying wolf howling knife technique, he was playing tiger and tiger, Wen Luo walked out with a cloak, "Fang Jun, come, let's practice swordsmanship!" ”
"If you don't practice, you can practice boxing!" As soon as the Tang knife was thrown, Fang Yiai raised his chin and smiled at Wen Luo, Wen Luo could only grit his teeth and glare, "Shameless, how can this girl have your strength, she is obviously afraid!" ”
"It's unreasonable, this son will be afraid, if this son is afraid, my son will have your surname!"
Wen Luo scratched her head, what is this called, she didn't bother to pay attention to him, Wen Luo gathered her long hair and was about to go back to the house, but Fang Yiai grabbed her hand, "Luo girl, is there anything wrong today?" ”
"No, hehe, is there another bad idea?" Wen Luo looked at Fang Yiai's mystery, Wen Luo knew what this guy wanted to do again, after being seen through, Fang Yiai shrugged his shoulders with a big face, "Be quiet, Luo girl, go out with me after breakfast, you have not been a thief for a long time, let's go back to be a thief today, and when I come back, my son will get you something delicious." ”
"No problem!" Wen Luo likes to be lively the most, not to mention that there are delicious foods.
After breakfast, Fang Yiai and Wen Luo ran out of the house, Changle originally wanted to ask about the mutton steamed bun, but in a blink of an eye, no one was found, "Qi'er, husband, why can't you see people after dinner?" ”
"Who knows, I ran out with Luo'er early in the morning, both of them were mysterious, and I didn't say anything when I asked them!" Wen Qi still wondered, these two people went out together, and it was estimated that they would not do anything good.
When he got outside, Fang Yiai whispered in Luo's ear, "Luo girl, do you know Xiaohanzhuang?" ”
"Of course I know, Zhuangzi of the eldest grandson's family, where are we going?"
"Hehe, let's go slaughter the cow!" Fang Yiai smiled, beef must be used for mutton steamed buns, but this beef has not been sold, in this Tang Dynasty, cattle are protected by law. Living in the Tang Dynasty, if you want to eat beef, it depends on the will of heaven, unless a cow dies of old age or falls to death, no one can slaughter a cultivated cattle.
Fang Yiai thought very clearly, his own cattle can't move, and it should be no problem to move other people's, anyway, there are many cattle in the village of the eldest grandson's family, if you don't slaughter the eldest grandson's family, who else will slaughter it?
Wen Luo was a little excited, I hadn't done anything illegal for a long time, seeing Wen Luo's fire, Fang Yiai really regretted letting Sui Danan become the boss of the popular gang, look, this Wen Luo is a female hooligan in the standard underworld. When they arrived at Xiaohanzhuang, the two of them leaned on the wall and looked at the cows, "Luo girl, look, there are a lot of cattle here, there are as many as thirty, right?" ”
"Well, Fang Jun, what to do, this seems to be difficult to do!" Wen Luo had a little headache, this cow is not more than thousands of dollars, and the cow is such a big thing, but it is not said that it can be stolen if it is stolen.
"Don't worry, of course we can't force it!" Fang Yiai won't do stupid things, if the eldest grandson's family knows, the eldest grandson brothers won't run in front of Li Shimin to sue the black. took out a piece of red cloth, and Fang Yiai said with a smile, "Luo girl, look, this son will be a bullfighter for you today, you go and open the door, and then go to the east ditch and wait!" ”
"Hehe, no problem, this girl wants to see what you can do!" Wen Luo climbed over the wall, drew his short sword and quickly cut the reins of the ox, and finally moved the cattle fence to the side, opened the door from the inside, Wen Luo made a victory gesture to Fang Yiai, and ran towards the east.
Seeing that the door was opened, Fang Yiai casually covered himself with a red cloth, since he was a thief, he couldn't show his true face. After the mask, Fang Yiai held the red cloth and danced in front of the door, twisting left and right, stretching his legs, and soon the cattle rioted, "moo", the earth-shattering cow cry completely alarmed the Zhuang Ding of Xiaohanzhuang, and when they ran out, they saw an amazing scene. Dozens of cows ran wildly, and there was a masked man with a red cloth in front of him.
"Quick, don't even look at it, hurry up and chase the cow back!" After half an hour, the cattle were finally chased back, but there was one of the strongest cows missing, and the farmers were very painful, where did this cattle thief come from, and he had such a good IQ.
Fang Yiai was leading the cow in front, but Wen Luo was sitting on the back of the cow and humming songs constantly, and the two of them were like a young couple returning from the field.
"Luo girl, don't bring this, my son is tired and tired, but you are a cow and enjoy it!"
"Haha, Fang Jun, I've convinced you, I can come up with this ghost idea, I actually used a red cloth to steal a cow, it's really yours. By the way, the cow was stolen, but how to slaughter the cow! ”
"Luo girl, you don't understand, do you know what Ding Laoba did before?"
Hearing Fang Yiai's words, Wen Luo rolled his eyes and smiled, "That guy won't kill a cow, right?" ”
"Hey, hey, count yourself smart!"
After coming to the birch forest in the east of the city, Wen Luo jumped off the back of the cow, look at this wood, it is really a good place to slaughter cattle, whistle, Ding Laoba ran out with the guy on his shoulder, followed by Li Mu with an excited face. As soon as he saw the big scalper, Ding Laoba's mouth began to drool, "Young General, such a cow, a good thing, can this also be divided into small ones?" ”
", can my son eat a cow, get dozens of catties, and I'll leave the rest to you, go back and make a good soup for my brothers!"
"Hey, young general, just look at it, the little one will do things neatly in a while!"
Look at the big scalper, Fang Yiai is still a little unbearable, after arching his hand at the big scalper, he said sadly, "Brother Niu, don't blame Fang, if you want to blame, you can only blame you for following the eldest grandson's family!" ”
"Fang Jun, what nonsense are you talking about, let's go, let's go out first, it's too bloody to kill cattle!" Wen Luo pulled Fang Yiai out, as if she was afraid of blood, Fang Yiai's hypocrisy towards Wen Luo can only be described with contempt, people have killed a lot, and they are still afraid of slaughtering cattle.
"Moo-moo" The old scalper let out his last cry in this world, and half an hour later, Li Mu shouted happily, "Major General, it's over!" ”
Looking at the bloody piece, Fang Yi lovingly asked Ding Laoba to bury the cow's head and those internal organs, and finally picked dozens of catties of beef, "Li Mu, find a few people to send the beef to the house, by the way, don't forget to bring the cowhide too!" ”
"Okay!" Li Mu went to call people in a hurry, and Fang Yiai quickly slipped away. (To be continued.) )