Chapter 3: The War of Beggars
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Before the time came, Zhang Yu, who was still brushing a copy with Zhou Gong in a haze, was woken up. It was a bad feeling.
"Hey, little fish, little fish, it's time to get up."
Zhang Yu turned over and said vaguely: "What are you doing, let me sleep for a while." The counselor called the roll call and helped to get it. ”
"What nonsense? Hurry up. ”
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. Sleep a little longer. Sleep a little longer......"
A majestic voice said, "Douse it with water." ”
After a while, the downpour poured on Zhang Yu's head, and he immediately jumped three feet high, "Poof?!" Shook off the water on his face, and scolded: "Want to die?!" ”
"Bang Bang !!"
Several slaps in the face, the system prompts: attacked, HP reduced by 20 points. Fortunately, yesterday's rice ball added eight points of physique. Current HP: 180
The little fish in pain came clearly. After seeing the person in front of him clearly, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Oh?!" Elder, haha, what kind of wind is blowing you? ”
When Xiao Xiucai heard this, he said, "This kid is starting to be confused again." We slept under the same roof. ”
Zhang Yu ignored Xiao Xiucai's sarcastic remarks, and pretended to be stupid: "Haha, just now, I dreamed that the daughter of Huang Yuan's family was sending me two big buns." Tsk...... "I was still drooling as I spoke, so I couldn't speak."
Xiao Xiucai pointed at Zhang Yu, and said angrily: "Sister, you little pervert, spring hasn't arrived yet?" I started dreaming about spring. Haha~~~"
The beggars next to him replied: "Yes, it's really a little ghost, and it's also the daughter of a foreign family." Haha~~~"
"However, those two buns are really big. Haha~~~"
"Sip !!" Lu Dajiao snorted, poked the stick in his hand on the ground, and said sharply:
"Noise, hurry up. Hmph~~~" and then turned around and left. Out of the ruined temple.
The beggars did not dare to say any more, but picked up their sticks and followed. Zhang Yu can't be left behind. casually pulled a strip. By the way, there is also our exclusive, this is a guy who eats, and he can't lose it. Followed.
Out of the ruined temple, looking up at the sky, it was still hazy, it should be dawn. The temperature was still a little cool, and I got goosebumps. Brushing his bare skin, he asked strangely:
"Elder, where are we going?"
Lu Dajia was more able to pretend, did not speak, and continued to walk.
Xiao Xiucai dragged us over and said, "We want to get ahead of others." ”
Zhang Yu was a little confused, touched the back of his head, and asked weakly, "Who are we robbing here?" ”
"It's not a person," Xiao Xiucai complained: "Bah...... It's our peers. ”
Doesn't it say that the beggars in the world are one family? So he wondered and asked:
"Do beggars also compete?"
Xiao Xiucai smiled when he heard this:
"Of course, we are from the Guandi Temple in the east of the city, and there is a wave of land temples in the west of the city......"
After talking about the cause and effect, Zhang Yu scolded his mother a little. Damn, the emperor in the court is balanced, but he didn't expect that the beggar gang would also do two. I have to admire the leader of the beggar gang, this hand is beautiful. However, this qiē has nothing to do with me. After completing the task yesterday, there are still ten steamed buns to eat.
But looking at the beautiful smiles on these beggars, he said very philosophically:
"The early bird gets the worm."
Hearing this, Lu Dajia stopped, and looked at Zhang Yu very meaningfully. Zhang Yu felt the chrysanthemum tightened, does this guy have bad habits?
"What did you say?"
Zhang Yu looked at Lu Dajia nervously, and repeated weakly: "The early bird has worms." ”
"Yes, yes." Lu Dajia nodded, then said no more, turned his head and continued walking.
Let's be careful, the liver is 'poof' and jumping.
Soon, the beggars, led by the three bags of elder Lu Dajiao, came to the shop of a rice merchant. The smell of white flowers and rice wafts through the air. It seems to be a suckling pigeon leaking through the air. Turning into Aoi, he beckoned, "Come on, come on." ”
Zhang Yu, who couldn't stand the temptation, closed his eyes, opened his arms, and suddenly said, "I'm here." ”
"Smack!! Another hot slap in the face,
System Prompt: When attacked, HP is reduced by 20 points.
Let's wake up in pain. Seeing who was beating us clearly, I only saw Lu Dajiao's eyes glaring at the lantern fiercely and said:
"What a mess. Retire!!! ”
Zhang Yu touched his face hot, a little angry, his eyes were a little red, his parents didn't beat us, you ...... Just about to say a few words, Xiao Xiucai hurriedly grabbed him and stepped aside.
Muttered in his ear, "Talk less." Otherwise, there will be no food. "Okay, for the sake of food, let's put up with it.
At this moment, I saw a wave of people coming from the opposite side, a group of guys like us, with patches on their clothes, and eating in their hands.
"Hey, isn't this Elder Bigfoot? It's earlier than we all did. "It's weird, but there are two bags pinned to the belt. One level lower than Ru Bigfoot.
Xiao Xiucai said in a low voice: "This is Chen Youliang of the Land Temple." ”
Chen Youliang? Isn't that the guy who fought with Zhu Yuanzhang for territory at the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty? No, now we are the people of the Great Song Dynasty. And what about the Mongols still herding sheep?
Lu Dajia politely arched his hand and said with a smile: "Where, where, the early birds have worms to eat." "Damn, I actually stole my famous words, master. I'm going to collect royalties. But I can only complain a few words.
Chen Youliang smiled when he heard this. The two elders began to talk to each other.
At this moment, a lewd laugh came. Directly into Zhang Yu's eardrum.
"Haha, isn't this a little fish? How did you get better? Chen Youliang saw Zhang Yu and said in a strange way.
Zhang Yu's memory of his previous life, it turned out that the reason for a serious illness in his previous life was that he was scolded by Lu Dajiao in those days, and then ran away from home. Then I met a kind person who gave a few buns. The skin is thin and there is a lot of filling, and I just want to eat it. was seized by the guy in front of him. Then an argument ensued. He is thin and weak, and he can't beat him. As a result, he was beaten.
I wanted to tell Lu Dajia where to give himself a head. As a result, he was scolded again. That's why I can't afford to get sick.
New hatred and old hatred can't suppress our anger. Burn, Firebird. Burn, Firebird. Unleash your anger and burn you.
"Okay, you little third son, if you don't remind me, I almost forgot. Obviously, the people gave meat buns to the two elders. As a result, you robbed him. Say, where are the meat buns? ”
When the group of beggars heard this, their eyes turned green. That's what Zhang Yu wants. Without waiting for the other party to refute, he immediately went to Lu Da's heels and said vigorously: "Two elders." That day, Boss Guo of the steamed bun shop said, give me a cage of steamed buns, a total of ten. We are people with hearts. I have never seen such a good thing, so I naturally honor the two elders. I see it's close to the Land Temple. I'm going to send it down to Elder Chen first. Who knows, this little third son actually robbed the road halfway (read the full text of the official technique). Beat me up. ”
"Nonsense, you ...... Nonsense. The little third son pointed at Zhang Yu with a big finger, and his sentence began to stutter, and he hurriedly said to Elder Chen nervously: "Elder, don't listen to what the little bastard says." He's talking nonsense......"
The wicked person sued first, hehe, Zhang Yu was caught, didn't give him a chance, and said directly: "I'm talking nonsense? Do you dare to confront me in front of Boss Guo? Do you dare? ”
Chengsheng pursued: "Don't you dare? Hmph, if you give all the buns to Elder Chen. I don't have anything to say. After all, our Elder Lu has an iron relationship with Elder Chen, so it should be evenly given to Elder Chen. Did you kid eat it all? ”
Observing words and looking at the colors is a compulsory course for Zhang Yu, a hardcore player. Otherwise, it is impossible to be caught by the counselor. Obviously, Elder Chen's eyes turned green when he heard the buns. Haven't eaten at all. So Leigh is a knife. For beggars, rice is more important than their mother, let alone steamed buns?
Elder Chen glanced at the junior son and said sharply, "Isn't that the case?" The little third son was just about to speak. Other beggars who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, yin and yang weird fall into the well:
"No wonder, I saw you shiny that day, and there was a fishy smell on your mouth. It turned out that he was stealing steamed buns by himself. ”
The little third son was submissive, knelt on the ground and said with a crying voice: "Elder, the little third son is wrong, the little third son is wrong. Woo~~~" That's what it is, there is still a class concept in the beggars. If you want to eat, you must first pay homage to the elders. The elders make a decision. Divide equally among the beggars. Now that you're in the gang, you're not your own. It must be dominated by gangs.
"I'll settle accounts with you when I go back."
"Ding Dong" The mechanical voice said in Zhang Yu's mind, "Complete the hidden mission: Xiao Yu'er 'revenge'." Reward: Ten buns. Damn, this can complete the hidden mission. "It's very good. Why ten? If I knew this was the case, let's talk about a few more.
Chen Youliang then arched his hand to Elder Lu and said, "Brother Lu, I offended a lot just now, and I offended a lot (read the full text of the official technique)." Today's food, let you wait. Then he beckoned: "Let's go." "It's really 'come in a hurry, go in a hurry'.
Although the beggar is poor, he lives by begging. But if you join the beggars, you will have face. Of course, the beggar's face is worth pennies. But what are the little brothers watching from below? What's more, there are three, four, five, and six bags on top of the elders?
After Chen Youliang took people away, Lu Da slapped Zhang Yu on the shoulder: "Good boy, I didn't expect you to be seriously ill, but you actually played a clever trick." ”
Although it was not heavy, he still pretended to be frightened, and patted his ass and said, "Where, where, it is the elder who teaches you well." Xiaoyu'er, I have a few drops of fairy energy by your side, and I am naturally much smarter. ”
Lu Dajia couldn't help but smile and said, "Haha, it's not in vain that I have worked hard." ”
Zhang Yu knew that the sycophant had been photographed, and he secretly rejoiced in his heart: thousands of clothes are worn, but the sycophants are not worn. I think I'm a 21st century hardcore player.
Xiao Xiucai was a little tasteful, and felt that her status was a little unsafe, so she pursed her lips and thought: Who knows what medicine you have in your gourd.
Hurriedly said: "It's all the elders who teach well. Looks like we can have a big meal today. Haha~~~"
"Squeak~~~" The back door opened.
"Here comes the rice, here comes the rice!!" With the guys of the Lu family's rice shop carrying the big wooden barrels out. The excitement in the hearts of the beggars, the surging. They all closed their eyes and sniffed carefully.
Lujia rice shop, the largest rice shop in the county. Facilities and sheds are opened every ten years. Because the new rice comes in and the old rice comes out. You can sweep the bottom of the warehouse and do good deeds, so why not do it?
"Let's line up, one by one." A beautiful voice came