Episode 276: [Cheng Lao Goods]
"Where are the demons coming to my Cheng family to make trouble!"
A lion's roar came from the door, and then the figure of Cheng Lao stood out from the crowd.
He was stunned when he saw the messy reception hall and three bears dancing wildly.
Li Chengqian stood in the corner of the reception hall, and when he saw Cheng Laohu coming, he breathed a sigh of relief, finally someone came to stop the three bears!
By the way, I heard Cheng Lao Xiang export "demon" just now, this is calling his son!
Thinking about it like this, Li Chengqian thought about it and laughed, Cheng Lao Xiang actually called his son a demon, so what did he become of himself!
Think about it again, indeed, this Cheng family is a little normal with Cheng Wenxiao, and the others are all demons!
"Don't stop yet!" Cheng Lao woke up and roared like thunder at the three bears inside!
But the three bears, who had drunk two jars of spirits, no longer had the consciousness to tell that it was their father's voice, and continued to move chairs and tables in the reception hall as dance partners, and continued to dance wildly!
"Roar!! Cheng Lao was on fire, like a rhinoceros, and rushed into the midst of three dancing bears.
Then the sound of thumping meat and meat slamming sounded in the four figures, and after a few muffled snorts, the three bears stopped dancing and were beaten to the point that they woke up a little drunk, and then they saw clearly that their father was coming, and ahhhh
Li Chengqian looked at the four of them, father and son, 1vs3 there, pulled Lao Long, and said, "This journey...... Uncle is very good at education, you see that he only attacks their buttocks and stomachs, and everything else is intact! ”
The old dragon nodded.
After fighting for a long time, and finally finished, Cheng Lao Clapped his hands and yelled at the three bears who were standing on the side with their heads bowed in frustration: "Get out of the backyard and think about it!" ”
The three bears lined up and walked towards the back.
Cheng Laoxiang sniffed and said, "Wait, what's here, why is it so fragrant?" ”
The three bears pointed at Li Chengqian who was standing in the corner, and Cheng Laoxiang saw Li Chengqian, his eyes narrowed, and his gaze was very cold. It's an unwelcome gaze.
Li Chengqian explained: "Hello Uncle Cheng, I sent two jars of wine to my uncle. ”
Uncle Cheng is a lover of alcohol, and he knows from the inheritance of his three sons. So Uncle Cheng didn't look at the wine without looking at the people, his eyes softened a little, and asked, "Where is the wine?" ”
Li Chengqian felt that he had said that he had come to give gifts, but the owner asked where the gifts were, but he couldn't take them, which was embarrassing. The muscles in the corners of his eyes twitched in embarrassment, so he reached out with one big eye and a small eye to point at the three bears who were about to sneak away.
Cheng Lao's sharp gaze locked on the three bears again, and the bears suddenly didn't dare to move. Cheng Lao: "Where's the wine?" ”
The three bears did not dare to answer.
Cheng Laoxiang saw the two empty wine tanks on the ground with his eyes, and was stunned for a moment, only then did he realize that the two jars of wine were drunk by these three demons, and it was also because he drank all the wine that he would go crazy!
As soon as you smell the aroma of this wine, you know that it is a good wine, it was originally given to him, but now it has not reached his hands, and it has been drunk!
Uncle can bear it, but the wine can't bear it!
Uncle Cheng went berserk and rushed into the three bears.
Li Chengqian turned away and didn't look at the domestic violence.
I only heard the thumping sound behind me, and the terrible sound.
In the end, Uncle Cheng was tired and scolded "get out", and then the three bears disappeared.
Li Chengqian was patted on the shoulder, and the force was so great that his body couldn't help but press down.
"Turn around, Master Li!" Cheng Lao's voice sounded behind Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian turned around and looked at Cheng Lao, who was spewing hot air in front of him, it seemed that beating the sons of three big bears was not an easy job.
"Uncle Cheng!"
Cheng Laoxiang's eyes narrowed, stretched out his hand, and said: "I know that Li Gongzi must have brought flower dew water when he came to the door, quickly take it out to quench your Uncle Cheng's thirst, oops, this is tiring to fight, and the flower dew water is just to make up for it!" ”
Li Chengqian has a black line, can the flower water quench his thirst? Can toilet water still be used as a tonic? It can't be that he's addicted, right?
"Why are you so slow, then I'll take it myself!" Cheng Lao said and started by himself.
The two sleeves are empty, no.
Cheng Lao turned Li Chengqian's body around, revealing his buttocks!
"Don't think I don't know, I smelled the toilet water when I came in!" Cheng Lao said with a smile, "Your uncle also hid things when he was young, can I still not know how you want to hide them?" ”
"Don't, I'll do it myself!" Li Chengqian was taken aback.
Cheng Lao is not a person who will stop when he listens to others, so he continued to search, and suddenly touched the bulging buttocks!
He laughed, "It's here." ”
Reaching out, a bag was plucked out.
The other hand went in, another bag.
When I opened it, I saw fourteen bottles of toilet water.
"This rope is not tightly tied, it seems that it was hidden before entering the door!" After Cheng Lao opened a bottle and drank it, he smiled and said proudly.
Li Chengqian was depressed, Cheng Lao had no intention of entertaining guests, so he grabbed the flower water and drank it by himself. Li Chengqian found a chair that was not broken and found a place to sit by himself.
Before Cheng Lao was drunk, Li Chengqian first found an opportunity to ask, "Uncle, what about Aunt Cheng?" ”
Aunt Cheng came out a little early, and she could rescue a few bottles of toilet water in Cheng Lao's hands.
Cheng Laoxiang smiled and said, "She went with Xiaojiu to the Great Ci'en Temple outside the city to offer incense." ”
Li Chengqian wailed in his heart, the flower dew water can't be saved!
The subordinates of the Cheng family came in to clean up the reception hall, Cheng Lao took the flower water to the side hall, and Li Chengqian followed. After sitting down, he said to Cheng Laohuo, who was drinking flower water: "Uncle Cheng, Wenxiao and I are in love, can you please cancel the verbal agreement with the Qin family?" ”
Cheng Lao's action of drinking flower water did not stop, but his heart moved, and Li Chengqian finally came to tell him about business. But he didn't want to talk to Li Chengqian, so he continued to pretend to drink flower water.
Seeing that he didn't answer, Li Chengqian continued: "Uncle Cheng, in the matter of marriage, we must also consider Wenxiao's own opinions, and also think about Wenxiao's happiness in the future, so I ......."
"Li Gongzi, you have a lot of this kind of toilet water at home, just nod your head, I don't have so many flower water in your house, you can take so many bottles at a time, it's your stinginess. My family, I can only say that you are stingy, what else can you do, then it's over! Cheng Laowu put the bottle on the table and said.
(To be continued)