Chapter 802: We're Catching Rats

Sometimes Fang Yiai felt that he was really cheap, and Haitang and Xu Hui comforted him for a long time, which made Li Yi's words amused. Although there was a strange look on his face, the snot bubbles in Fang Yi's love were about to come out, and it was really cost-effective to use Li Ai's embezzled money to buy Li Yi.

The shoulder rubbed against Li Yi's chin, and Fang Yiai cautiously whispered, "Hepu, you are serious, if anyone is a liar, he is a puppy!" ”

"Brother-in-law, you don't really think that, do you?" Fang Yiai is full of spirit, Li Yi is a little empty, she is not thin-skinned, she has been touched anyway, so why not touch it again, she is afraid that this stinky brother-in-law will fool people again.

"And that can still lie to you? How about 500,000 guan? Fang Yiai stretched out five fingers, looking very arrogant, he had already made up his mind, put the money in Li Yan's pocket, wait for a year and a half in the country, and then find a way to marry Li Yi into the family, so that someone in his room is not greedy for 500,000 yuan in disguise?

In a short period of time, Fang Yiai thought about so many things, which is not comparable to Li Yi, at this time, His Royal Highness Hepu was holding his fingers beautifully. 500,000 yuan, Her Royal Highness Hepu has been tossing for so many years, so much cash, isn't it just touching, it's enough.

Li Yan is a bold woman in the dynasty, since she has made up her mind to sell her hue, she will not hesitate. Seeing that there was no one in the house, Li Yi hugged Fang Yiai, she couldn't help Fang Yiai, she directly dragged him to the desk, prepared the pen and ink, Li Yi smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, write a note, don't take advantage of your little sister at that time, you won't admit it." ”

"What are you talking about, Hepu, is my brother-in-law as unbearable as you say?" Fang Yiai hurriedly took two steps back, it's okay to fool around, this note really can't be kept, if one day Li Yi gets nervous and sticks this note on the street, then Li Shimin will not be angry and climb the beam.

"Brother-in-law, little sister doesn't mean that, this note is just in case, little sister is afraid that you won't be able to let go of the money when the time comes!" Li Yi has a lot of ideas in her head, how can she let Fang Yiai escape, she tried her best to urge Fang Yiai to leave a note that doesn't matter what it is. Looking at the words on the paper, Fang Yiai couldn't help laughing.

"Her Royal Highness the Tang Princess Hepu sold herself for one night, worth 500,000 yuan, the widow of the lady, you must settle the bill on time when it expires, otherwise you will send it to Zongzheng Temple to serve!"

These words were all thought up by Li Yi, Fang Yiai couldn't think of this kind of note even if he wanted to break his head, and he sent it to Zongzheng Temple, according to what was written, wouldn't Li Yi's fate be worse at that time? It's really big-minded, it's better not to have this note, it's not so much that Li Yi is a creditor, it's better to say that someone in his house is a creditor.

Li Yi didn't think there was anything wrong with this note, she felt that it was appropriate to listen to it, and when the time came, her brother-in-law would be disobedient, so she would take the note and let her father be the master, and see who would lie on the ground and beg for mercy at that time.

At this time, the time was about to pass, the courtyard was quiet, and Fang Yi's love was half-pushed into Li Yi's boudoir under Li Yi's pull. Why do you say that it is half pushed, because Fang Er Gongzi doesn't dare on the surface, but he is very sullen in his heart, how exciting it is to be able to secretly have sex with Hepu.

As soon as he entered the house, Li Yi took off his coat in the quilt, and Fang Yiai was dumbfounded, didn't he just touch his chest, why did he take off his clothes? Is there really going to be a two-player battle? If this is the case, even if Li Yi has the courage, Fang Yiai will not dare.

"Hepu, what are you doing?" Fang Yiai had to ask, he really wanted Li Yi to stop this temptation, but it was a pity that Li Yi didn't hear it, and took off his clothes neatly, and when there was a xiong cover left, this girl lay in the quilt, stretched out a jade arm and hooked her fingers at him, "Brother-in-law, come on, remember that only tonight, anyway, even if you don't touch it, the money has to be paid!" ”

"Hepu, where did you hear this crooked reasoning, how can you pay the bill without touching it?" Fang Yiai really didn't dare to go to bed and touch it, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold back his hand and touch it somewhere else, if Li Yan's chest was beautiful, then touching other places was touching a mine, and it would kill people if he didn't do it.

"Stupid, do you dare to say this when you go to Xianmenglou and Chunxianglou, is it possible that you haven't had rain and dew and Wanrou, so you don't have to pay, hmph, you don't use these words to deceive the little sister, the little sister has already inquired clearly. In the green building, as long as you enter the door, you have to pay the bill, whether you enjoy it or not, then others don't blame it! ”

Fang Yiai suddenly lost his temper, and he honestly gave Li Yi a thumbs up, "Hepu, you are a cow, you are amazing, compare yourself with the woman in the Qinglou!" ”

It's useless to say more, Li Yi is an unruly princess, and Fang Yiai is also an unreliable brother-in-law, so the stinky brother-in-law touched the sister-in-law's chest and drooled happily on a bed. It feels wonderful, the person who touches it is comfortable, and the person who is touched is also cool. Li Yi felt that it was too strange, obviously touching his chest, and his whole body was soft.

"Uh-huh, brother-in-law, don't stop, go down" Li Yan squinted, his little face flushed, it was too tempting.

Fang Yiai has already entered the role, how can he remember what to do and what not to do at this time, in the face of such a stunner, who can not be moved, it is either a eunuch or a fool. Although there was a pair of obscene pants, Fang Yiai also touched a piece of grass, and when his fingers fell, Li Yi's body trembled tightly.

Swallowing saliva, the two of them are gone, damn, the little brothers are about to explode, if they are not comforted, they will suffocate to death. was trying to fool Li Yi, but there was a knock on the door.

It was Li Xueyan who was standing outside the door, waiting left and right and waiting until the ugliness did not see Fang Yi's beloved go back to the house to sleep, Li Xueyan thought that her husband was worried about Li Ai's affairs, so she wanted to come over to talk to him, but when she entered the study, she didn't even see a person's hair. At first, Li Xueyan didn't think much about it, there were so many women in the courtyard, and it was not strange that this husband slept in someone else's room, but after asking along the corridor, she didn't hear the echo of Fang Yiai, so she was a little angry, and she wouldn't be hooked up by Hepu.

There was a knock on the door, Li Xueyan stuck to the door and listened carefully, and sure enough, there was a rustling sound in the house, and then the hateful husband opened the door.

Fang Yiai's head is about to explode, it's really terrible, cheating with his sister-in-law and letting his wife catch it, looking at Li Xueyan's fiery eyes, Fang Yiai's eyes turned and there was a way to deal with it.

"Snow goose, why are you here, since you are here, hurry up and help, there is a big mouse in the Hepu house, we are looking for this beast!" Fang Yiai said and opened the door completely, and then Li Yi ran up with a broken stick in his head, "Sister Snow Goose, come in, don't let that mouse run out, if I don't kill it tonight, I won't sleep." ”

Li Yan's face was flushed, and there was a lot of sweat oozing on his forehead, at this time, Li Xueyan couldn't help but be a little puzzled, could it be that these two people were really catching mice?

After entering the house, Li Xueyan stood at the table and looked left and right, and after looking at it for a long time, she also believed it a little, because at this time the room was in a mess, the cabinet was moved, not to mention, and even the clothes inside were shaken out.

Fang Yiai secretly wiped a cold sweat, and thanks to his room's quick response, he quickly faked a fake scene. At this time, he was looking forward to a big mouse crawling in front of him, and as long as he could catch this mouse, he would definitely worship this mouse as a living ancestor. Perhaps it was Fang Yiai's prayer that moved the heavens, and he actually found a small hole, which was under the cabinet, and at a glance he knew that it was a rat that had drilled out.

Roll up your sleeves, find a bucket of water, Fang Yiai poured water into the hole, and finally the hard work paid off, and soon an unlucky big mouse was forced out, Fang Yiai had been waiting for it for a long time, as soon as the beast showed its head, the big-footed girl stomped on it. After only listening to the squeak twice, the mouse saw that the king of Hades had gone, and as for what was enshrined as an ancestor, Fang Yiai had long forgotten everything. The rat felt that he had died very unjustly, didn't he say that he would worship it, but the result was like this, in short, the big rat's eyes were wide open, and it could be regarded as a veritable death.

Li Yi also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, God bless, this can make the stinky brother-in-law get by, but he pity the big mouse, and he doesn't know what he offended when he dies!

Li Xueyan no longer had any doubts, said a few words to Li Yi, and then dragged Fang Yi's love back to the house. When he returned to the house, Fang Yiai's lust rose again, and he didn't dare to make a move after holding it back for a long time in Li Yan's place, what else did he pretend to be in the face of his daughter-in-law.

Before Li Xueyan took off her clothes, Fang Yiai hurriedly hugged the beauty to bed, Li Xueyan couldn't help pinching Fang Yiai's ears and said coquettishly, "You light, everyone else is asleep, let you wake up after tossing, and the concubine has no face." ”

"What kind of face do you want, our face is long gone!" Fang Yiai had a big mouth, and Li Xueyan was speechless. I am glad to be able to fight with my husband, but Li Xueyan always feels a little strange, that is, tonight's husband is too violent, so that her waist is about to break, there is no way, Li Xueyan had to pull the begonia next door over. The second daughter used eighteen kinds of martial arts, and finally satisfied the man in the bed.

When she woke up in the morning, Fang Yiai didn't want to get out of bed yet, Li Xueyan didn't have the face to lie on the bed, she pushed Fang Yiai's body hard, "You can't afford it, it's almost time, you don't get up to practice martial arts!" ”

"Don't practice, there was a big battle last night, and I practiced for three mornings!" It's okay if Fang Yiai doesn't say it, as soon as she says this, Li Xueyan's face turned red, saying that she is also crazy at night, if she can bear it, she will not let Begonia come.

Listening to the two talking on the bed, Haitang covered her mouth and giggled, Li Xueyan couldn't make up the love, but there was a way to deal with Haitang, I saw Li Xueyan bend her eyebrows, and stretched out her hand to scratch Haitang's buttocks. At this time, Begonia didn't wear anything, and was scratched by Li Xueyan, and immediately quieted down.