Chapter 471: Scissors Burden Hammer
Chapter 471 Scissors Baggage Hammer
Right Wuwei lay down, and the only ones left were Zuo Wuwei and Long Huwei, looking at Huang Zhen, Cheng Chumo's eyes were bigger than copper bells.
"Huang Zhen, hurry up and lead the fuck out, do you really want to deny your ancestors?"
Huang Zhen was confused by Cheng Chumo, what does this martial arts contest have to do with recognizing the ancestors, "General Cheng, you can compare yourself to the last general, don't you just compare martial arts, why do you still recognize the ancestors." ”
"Nonsense, look at these people, aren't they all Zuo Wuwei's people, are they really their own people beating their own people?" What Cheng Chumo said also made sense, Huang Zhen patted his ass and asked Hao Lianshu behind him, "Brother, what should I do, do you want to do it?" ”
"Lao Huang, your head is in the water, it's all your own people, how can you do it?" Hao Lianshu pinched his face, plucked up his courage and whispered, "General Cheng, or do you admit defeat?" ”
"Bastard, why don't you throw in the towel?" Of course Cheng Chumo is unwilling, this guards tens of thousands of people in Chang'an, isn't it too embarrassing to admit defeat directly. Cheng Chumo didn't admit defeat, and Huang Zhen didn't want to admit defeat, so the two groups of people froze, and Xi Jun bought and poked Cheng Chumo's waist, "General Cheng, or, do it according to the old rules!" ”
"The old rules?" Cheng Chumo smacked his lips and beckoned to Huang Zhen, "Huang Zhen, how about it, let's do the old rules, get out of the way if you lose!" ”
"The old rules are the old rules, who is afraid of whom!" With open arms, Huang Zhen led a group of dragon and tiger guards to meet him.
The big guy on the stage finally showed a little smile, and this battle was finally about to begin, "Mao Gong, which side do you think will win?" ”
"I can't say, these two groups of people know the bottom line, it's really hard to say!" Li Ji didn't dare to make a decision, wrapped in a cloak, and a group of old goods opened their eyes and looked at it.
After the two parties met in a rage, they saw Huang Zhen raise his big fist and roared, "General Cheng, the last general has offended!" ”
"Less, let the horses come!" Cheng Chumo clapped his hands, squatted on his legs, shook his arms and shouted loudly, "Scissors burden hammer, who of us is afraid of whom!" Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand, and a burden was slapped out.
"Scissors burden hammer, who of us is afraid of whom!" Huang Zhen swung his right hand, a sturdy pair of scissors, seeing Huang Zhen's scissors, Cheng Chumo was depressed, "Grandma, Huang Zhen, haven't you always liked to make hammerheads, why did you come out with scissors?" ”
"General Cheng, you are really stupid as a general, okay, one to zero, brothers work hard!" Huang Zhen patted his ass and stepped aside, so the four hundred men shook off their arms and sang on the stage, "Scissors Burden Hammer!" In the end, Long Huwei tragically lost to Zuo Wuwei with a result of 76 wins. won the game, Cheng Chumo's loud voice laughed so loudly, "Won, haha, brothers, admit it, tonight Lao Cheng has a treat, Qingfeng Lou, eat as much as you like!" ”
"Bastard, asshole!" Li Shimin scolded vigorously in his mouth, he originally wanted to watch the dragon fight, but he didn't expect this gang of bastards to actually play tricks, and play like this in front of tens of thousands of people, "Zhao Chong, go, bring Fang Jun's stinky boy to me!" ”
"Hey, Your Majesty, wait a minute, the little one will do it!" Zhao Chong was very happy in his heart, as soon as these two sons came, he Zhao didn't have to be this punching bag.
The results of the game came out, but there was a lot of scolding, and the eldest grandson Nalan pouted and muttered vigorously, "Sister Changle, how can there be this, is this still a competition in the army?" ”
"Hey!" Changle sighed, and then earned his eyes on Fang Yiai, who also felt a little ashamed, why are these people so thick-skinned. Fang Yiai felt that he should run away, and Li Shimin should be angry with him at this moment, "Queen Mother, the son-in-law still has something to do, so he will leave first!" ”
Empress Eldest Sun is also an empathetic person, nodded and said with a smile, "Let's go, if you don't leave, you will be ugly!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Fang Yiai arched his hand, led the iron deer to run away, and saw that Fang Yiai's love flashed, Wen Luo was unwilling to be lonely and followed out. ran to the south gate, only to find that Wen Luo also followed, "Luo girl, this son is fleeing, what are you doing with it?" ”
"This game is over, what are you still doing there, I'm hungry, let's find a place to eat!"
"Hmm" Fang Yiai touched his stomach, he seemed to be very hungry, but where to eat, Qingfeng Building and Beauty Building definitely can't go, those gentlemen are estimated to have to go there in a while, as for going home, Fang Yiai can't even think about it, isn't it sent to Li Shimin's arms. After thinking about it for a while, Fang Yiai pulled Wen Luo and ran north, as for the target, of course it was the princess's mansion in the north of the city.
After coming to the princess's mansion, I saw that Youlan was arranging for people to repair the destroyed courtyard wall. Fang Yiai touched her head, this woman has such a strong recovery ability, she just broke her body last night, and she dared to go down to the ground to work.
Lala Youlan's sleeve, Fang Yiai muttered in a low voice, "Sister Xi'er, can you resist this body?" ”
"Hey, Childe, why are you here?" Youlan pursed her lips and smiled, biting Fang Yuai's ear and bewitching, "Or, you try again tonight?" ”
"Don't want to live anymore?" Fang Yiai glared, grabbed Youlan's waist and walked towards the back hall, and on the way Fang Yiai muttered, "Sister Xi'er, let the kitchen get some food, my son has been hungry for a day." ”
"Okay, wait a minute, I'll arrange it!" After Youlan left, Wen Luo posted it, "General Fang, your ability is not small, this Youlan manager has let you take it." ”
"What's the matter, envy?" Fang Yiai smiled, Wen Luo's little foot stepped on Fang Yiai's big foot, and said with a wicked smile, "What about envy, why don't General Fang also teach the little girl?" ”
Looking at Wen Luo's pair of peach blossom eyes, Fang Yiai shivered coldly, and the ghost knows what the hell this woman is doing.
Soon the kitchen brought the food up, and Fang Yiai and Wen Luo were not polite, and had a full meal with an open stomach.
Fang Fu west across the courtyard, Zhao Chong did not catch the second son of Fang in the south of the city, so he had to chase after Fang Fu, after seeing Changle, Zhao Chong said respectfully, "Your Royal Highness Princess, what about this second son, Your Majesty is looking for him to go over!" ”
"Husband? Zhao Chong, are you looking for the wrong place, he is not in the house! Changle still wondered.
"Not there? How is this possible, the little one has already been to Qingfeng Building and Beauty Building, and even the Qin Mansion has been on a trip, and he hasn't seen the figure of the second son at all! Zhao Chong was depressed, if he couldn't find the second son, and when he returned to the palace, he Zhao Chong would have to be sprayed again. Changle pursed his lips and smiled, this husband probably went to hide again, after thinking about it carefully, Changle frowned and said, "Zhao Chong, you go to the princess's mansion to have a look, it is estimated that you are hiding there!" ”
"Hey, Your Highness Xie, that little one went first!" Zhao Chong rode his horse and ran towards the princess's mansion, and when he entered the princess's mansion and asked, the two sons really came here. When Zhao Chong found Fang Yiai, General Fang was wearing a hat and working as a farmer in the greenhouse. Holding Fang Yiai's arm, Zhao Chong said bitterly, "Second son, you really let Zhao find it, let's go with Zhao." ”
Knocking off Zhao Chong's hand, Fang Yiai complained, "Brother Zhao, you are too brainless, you can't find it to go back to the palace and say no!" ”
Zhao Chong rolled his eyes, can this not be more serious, if you don't pull Fang Yiai away, do you want him Zhao Chong to be a punching bag?
There was no way, under Zhao Chong's care all the way, Fang Yiai was escorted into Taiji Palace, and Li Shimin was having dinner in Baifu Hall at this time. Guarding the eldest grandson queen, Li Shimin should be more restrained, Fang Yiai thinks very beautifully, but unfortunately Li Shimin is very faceless and becomes a black-faced overlord.
"Stinky boy, tell me, it's only been a long time since you came back, and you have caused me a lot of trouble, weddings, assassins, gang slaughter, fights, can you still make me worry. Well, there was finally a martial arts competition, look at what you taught, you actually played scissors and baggage hammers in front of the people of Chang'an. Tell me, that's it, is there any shame, and is there no sense of honor? ”
Li Shimin spat on the stars, Fang Yiai could only bow his head and listen, taking advantage of Li Shimin's tea drinking, Fang Yiai hurriedly interjected, "Father, the matter of scissors and baggage hammers is really not taught by my son-in-law!" ”
"Nonsense, you didn't teach it, who else taught it, and you dare to fight with me!" Li Shimin glared, and beckoned to the servant Gao Gonggong, "Gao E, remember it, and be punished for two years!" ”
Also fined? Fang Yiai almost didn't scold, and cried with a shy face, "Father, don't be there, if you punish again, the son-in-law will not be able to receive the salary for seven years." Other people are on errands, and there is a Yu Lu to take, the son-in-law is good, Yu Lu did not say nothing, and he had to pay money to the treasury. Really, father, you can't treat your son-in-law like this! ”
"Nonsense, I treat you thinly, I really married my baby daughter to you!" Li Shimin snorted solemnly with his neck, Fang Yiai swallowed his saliva, and he couldn't figure out what this fat had to do with him marrying Changle.
Fang Yiai felt that he had been greatly wronged, and he raised his head and shouted at the inner room, "Queen Mother, you save your son-in-law, your father is going to unload the mill and kill the donkey!" ”
Listening to Fang Yiai's words, Li Shimin also laughed angrily, "Stinky boy, what are you talking about, when did I unload the mill and kill the donkey?" ”
"Anyway, it's unloading the mill and killing the donkey!" Fang Yiai didn't bother to care whether he unloaded the mill and killed the donkey, as long as he could let the eldest grandson queen come out. Sure enough, after a while, Empress Eldest Sun walked out with Shi Shiran, "What's the matter, Jun'er, look at your eyes, your eyes hurt, why don't you let the imperial doctor help you take a look." ”
Fang Yiai really wants to hug the eldest grandson queen and kiss her, what a good woman, "Hey, the little son-in-law's eyes are really a little painful, the queen mother, then you talk first, and the little son-in-law will go and take a look at the eyes first." ”
Fang Yiai slipped back, but Li Shimin didn't want to, "Bastard boy, get me back, I have something to do with you!" ”
As soon as he heard that there was something serious, Fang Yiai withdrew very distempered, "What is the matter of my father?" ”
"Well, sit down first!" Li Shimin waved his hand, and Fang Yiai sat down, and then Empress Changsun smiled and led the two maids back to the inner room. For a long time, Empress Changsun has only been in charge of family affairs, regardless of political affairs, and Fang Yiai also admires Queen Changsun, and throughout the ages, there is only one queen who can do this.
"Jun'er, tell me, the one who stabbed you was sent by the Three Immortal Pavilion?" The first thing Li Shimin asked was the Three Immortal Pavilion, and the Three Immortal Pavilion must also belong to the monkey spirit, if Li Shimin didn't worry about it, then he would be hell.
"Father, it's still uncertain, but the son-in-law has sent someone to investigate it strictly. It's about the attack on the princess's mansion, and the father has to be careful! Fang Yiai also replied seriously, in his opinion, the sweet potato is the most important.
Li Shimin nodded, and said quite agreeably, "Yes, it seems that your sweet potato has really attracted the attention of others, I have also thought about it, and when the spring of next year begins, let the household department organize the people of Longyou to try planting, if it is really as you said, then my Datang will have a baby!" ”
"Father, my son-in-law thinks it's better to change the trial location to Hedong Road!"
"Why?" Li Shimin looked at Fang Yiai with some curiosity, isn't this kind of sweet potato the same wherever it is grown?
"Father, don't you think Longyou is too close to Tubo and Turkic?"
"That's something I've thought about!" Li Shimin couldn't help but nodded, and after being reminded by Fang Yiai, Li Shimin thought of the important surname of this sweet potato, if such a good thing was learned by the Tubo and Turkic people, then the Tang Dynasty would lose a lot.
"Father, the son-in-law still wants to keep the corn matter secret, and he also has to establish a secret experimental field!"
"This is necessary, so that I will change the fief of Jincheng to Wannian County, so that if you do something in the fief of Jincheng, no one will pay attention!"
"Well, my father's method is good!" Fang Yiai is not stingy with his sycophants, anyway, he doesn't need money to say good things, and Li Shimin is willing to listen, why not do it! (To be continued.) )