Chapter 648 Brother-in-law, I want to fly

Li Yi hugged a little tightly, his plump chest rubbed back and forth, Fang Yiai was afraid that he would be angry, so he quickly recited Amitabha Buddha silently. He patted Li Yi's hand and said seriously, "Hepu, that big ball is a military secret."

Fang Yiai wanted to fool Li Yi with a few evil words, but this girl snorted without listening, "Brother-in-law, you don't scare Hepu, tens of thousands of people have seen your wrecking ball, and it is also a military secret, if they are all kept secret like you, my Datang will be finished long ago." ”

"What are you talking about, if you say that, don't go to my house for dinner!" Fang Yiai's face was a little unbearable, and he blamed himself, what was wrong with it, and he was talking about military secrets.

Li Yi shook the horsewhip and smiled very disdainfully, "Who is afraid, I don't know who will not have food when the time comes!" "It's no wonder that Li Yi doesn't take the love of the house in his eyes, and now the entire West Cross Courtyard is the world of Changle.

"Count you ruthless!" Riding on the horse, Fang Yiai hugged the black horse brother and made love twice, grandma is a bear, and she can't cure this hairy girl, and when she has the opportunity, she must strip Li Yi naked, yes, she must be annihilated ten times and eight times, so that he can't get out of bed for eight days.

"Stinky brother-in-law, I despise you!" Li Yi is not as neat as Fang Yiai, she climbed for a long time before getting on the horse, and when she raised the whip, Fang Yiai had already turned a corner, looking at the avenue in front of her, Li Yi couldn't help but slander two sentences. I must pester my brother-in-law in the past two days, if I don't get the big ball out, she will be in the West Cross Courtyard.

When it was dark, Fang Yiai also returned home, the West Cross Courtyard was very lively, Li Mingda almost often lived in the house, and even Li Yi came to fight the tooth sacrifice from time to time. Sometimes Fang Yiai wonders, this Li Shimin is so relieved, isn't he afraid that someone in his room will eat these two daughters?

Today, the old man Shangshu has something to do, and the old lady Lu went to another house to visit the door, and the big pot of rice was not eaten, so Youlan set up a big table of rice in the West Cross Courtyard. Li Yi is not polite at all, don't look at her very charming, she is not a lady at all when she eats, not to mention the love of Fang, even Changle is a little unbearable.

Hitting Li Yi's hand with chopsticks, Changle frowned and scolded with a smile, "Hepu, what are you in a hurry, and no one is robbing you!" ”

"Why not, sister, didn't you see your brother-in-law, he snatched the lion's head just now!" Li Yibian flattened his mouth and looked very angry.

Changle couldn't help but glared at his husband, this husband is really, there are so many lion heads, he wants to grab one with Hepu.

After the meal, Cheng Ling'er and Li Yi played mahjong with Zhang Luo, listening to the shouts in the house, Fang Yiai thought of the tragic Tang Bohu, who married a group of daughters-in-law, but they were all gambling. Changle and Linglong have always disliked playing mahjong, and if they had to choose between playing chess and mahjong, they would not hesitate to choose chess. There is only one pair of chessboards, Wen Qi sisters occupy it, Wen Luo knows that she is a stinky chess basket, and she is very shameless to pull Qianqian and Zhang Xuanli as helpers, facing the three women, Wen Qi is obviously a little unable to deal with it.

She wanted to help Wen Qi, but her little ability was not as good as Wen Luo.

Wrapped in a cloak, Fang Yiai walked out of the house, Changle and Linglong were idle, and followed him to the backyard. Now that the back garden is almost finished, we just wait to see how beautiful it will be next spring.

Since the wedding, the three of them have rarely taken a leisurely walk like this, feeling the cool breeze in the courtyard, Changle said softly, "Husband, since you want to rectify the temple, why don't you rectify the lower Taoist temple, if you really want to talk about it, this Taoist temple is not much worse than the temple." ”

"The Taoist temple must be rectified, but you have to wait, if the cow nose and the bald donkey are combined, the power is not small!"

Listening to Fang Yiai's witty words, Linglong giggled, she pinched Fang Yiai's left hand, and said with some ridicule, "Husband, you really dare to say anything, Li Daochang and Yuan Daochang are not like those monks!" ”

"What's the difference, those two old god sticks can enjoy happiness, if they can, they want to be a god stick for their husbands!"

Fang Yiai is really not talking nonsense, Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang, as long as they move their mouths, some people will kowtow and offer gifts, and the magic stick should be to their extent, which can be regarded as a kind of realm.

"That's okay, after two years, the husband will go to Zhenmaguan to become a heavenly master, and the concubines will also become nuns!" Changle took his other hand and shook it gently.

"Well, this is a good idea, a Taoist priest with a nun, and a child, is this the legendary double cultivation immortal?" Fang Yiai is not without an evil smile, but also because it is dark, if there is a bright light, Changle can clearly see how silver his husband is smiling.

The next day, Fang Yiai was abducted by Li Yi, of course, the little follower Li Mingda would not be left behind, and the three of them led a group of loyal servants to Nanshi. When he arrived in Nanshi, Fang Yiai didn't do anything, so he spent money to buy cloth.

After returning to the West Cross Courtyard, Fang Yiai organized the women in the courtyard, and these women had only one task, that is, to sew the cloths together. Not only should the sewing be strong, but also not leaky. With the current quality of fabric, it is difficult to think of no air leakage, and it would be good to be able to achieve less wind leakage.

Making a big hot air balloon is quite a challenge, and people and sheep are completely different things. Li Yi wants to be a human pioneer, Fang Yiai can't let her die in a hot air balloon, if Li Yi is thrown to death, Li Shimin will not kill him.

The bottom of the hot air balloon seat is easy to get, but the difficulty is on this fire-breathing device, the last time he sent the lamb to the sky, he directly made a lot of ignition points, but this time he can't do this, if he gets so many ignition points, people will not be roasted in the basket.

To make enough hot gas, you have to burn a fire, and in an era without natural gas and methane, coal is the best kindling for fire. Coal burning has to have weight, and if there is weight, the hot air balloon will lose its balance, and of course it can also get the ignition point in the middle, but in that case, where will people stand? Standing on the stove?

In the end, Fang Yiai decided to put it aside, and then add some weight to the other side of the seat to keep it balanced, so that it would not carry much fuel, but it could fly.

Youlan is very dissatisfied, it's almost the New Year, the family is very busy, but this husband asked the people in the courtyard to sew the cloth, and His Royal Highness Hepu, what are you doing, you have to get some big balls, is that thing said that you can get it?

The people in the courtyard are busy with the broken things of the house's love, Changle will not care, she also wants to see the big ball ball bring people to the sky, the last time I saw the lamb, although the lamb is very happy to go to the sky, but the lamb is not a person after all.

Three days later, the big ball in the love of the house finally took root, and a ground box alone is two zhang long, like such a large ground box, it can be regarded as a wonder. There is no way to do it, now fuel is a problem, just a large stove takes up half of the space, and there is a big punching pipe on the stove, like a cannon tube.

As a domineering female woman, Li Yi would never give up the opportunity to take the stage, she was the first to run in, and then the loyal servants Tiandao and Tie Jin rushed in, while Fang Yiai stayed outside. According to estimates, this big ball can resist the weight of three people.

Li Yi smiled like a flower on the side, after living for more than ten years, she Hepu can finally be proud, flying in the sky, think about the whole world, who flies in the sky?

"Tie Jin, why are you two still stunned, hurry up and light the fire and fill the coal!" After three days of pondering, Li Yi already knew how to play with this hot air balloon, so she anxiously became the commander. Tie Jin and Tiandao didn't say anything, they lit a fire with a sigh, Tie Jin felt that he was a master of playing with fire, and when he burned eggs to warm the floor, he belonged to the prosperity of Tie Jin.

As soon as the stove was steaming, the top began to swell, and at first there was no reaction, but after a long cup of tea, the hot air balloon finally moved.

Under the gaze of the women in the West Cross Courtyard, the bottom of the seat slowly left the ground, although the speed of take-off was as slow as death, but it was enough for Li Yi to be excited, she stood inside and kept waving her hands, "Haha, fly up, fast, work harder, my father-in-law is going to the sky to see the moon!" ”

Nima, Tie Jin shook off the sweat, this princess of Hepu is really hateful, she doesn't take coal burning seriously, and now half of the coal has been thrown in, and this wrecking ball has just left the ground. At this speed, let alone flying to see the moon, it is estimated that if you can fly more than ten zhang, you can burn high incense.

Fang Yiai was afraid that Li Yi would fly away, and now this hot air balloon can only fly, but it can't fall automatically, if it really flies out, the people in the ball can only pray not to fall in the ravine. The hot air balloon slowly flew higher and higher, and soon it was a foot high, and at this time, Fang Yiai also pulled the rope at the bottom of the seat.

The women in the West Cross Courtyard were all a little red with excitement, especially Wen Luo, who couldn't wait to jump on the hot air balloon directly, he shouldn't have let Li Yi just now, but the name of the first person to fly fell on Li Yi's head.

"Madam, look, it's really flying, let's go up and have a look later?" Begonia is so happy, Feitian, that is everyone's dream, regardless of men and women, now this dream has become a reality, who doesn't want to be a pioneer.

Changle nodded happily, even if Begonia didn't say it, she also had this plan, this was something made by her husband, how could she not experience it?

"Quick, you two work hard, this ball is flying too slowly!" Li Yi stomped her feet, hating to be the arsonist herself, she was always afraid of fire before, but this time she was afraid of fire. After Li Yi finished exhaling, Tie Jin and Heavenly Dao stared at each other and didn't move. It's not that they want to disobey Li Yi's life, there is really no coal.

"Your Highness, there is no coal," Tiandao said with a broken face, scratching his head.

"Huh?" Li Yi was a little dumbfounded, he was really disappointed, and he wanted to fly directly to the moon, he blamed these two rammers, and he didn't know how to save a little burning.

Li Yi raised his hand while standing above, and Li Mingda below clapped his hands and shouted, "Ninth sister, it's higher, Mingda hasn't seen enough!" ”

"Little son, shut up quickly, if you really fly away, you won't be able to get it back!" Fang Yiai hurriedly pulled the rope, not to mention, the strength of this hot air balloon is really not small, Fang Yiai called Wen Luo and Cheng Ling'er over, and the three of them worked together to pull the hot air balloon down.

When he got to the ground, Li Yi said that he would not come down at anything, he had to fly for a while, and he had to get two trucks of coal. When the time comes, will this hot air balloon still fly?

With Li Yi, you can't be reasonable, Fang Yiai extinguished the fire in the furnace, and left with Li Yi. Of course, Li Yi was unhappy, she waved her little fist and crackled for a while, "Brother-in-law, you stinky brother-in-law, put me down, I still have to fly!" ”

"Fly, fly a fart, this thing is a military secret, if it is exposed to the Turks, Fang will let you dispose of you!"

"Hmph, you dare, I'll let my father throw you into prison!" After threatening two sentences, Li Yi looked at Changle pitifully, "Sister Changle, you take care of your brother-in-law, he doesn't let Hepu play with balls!" ”

"Alright, don't make a fuss!" Changle couldn't laugh and laughed at these two people, they are not children anymore, and they still have this spleen surname.

Since Fang Yiai decided not to let fly, Changle also issued a gag order, and the reason why she did this was also a little selfish. During the Chinese New Year, you must give a congratulatory gift to your father and queen mother, and isn't this hot air balloon the best surprise?

Fang Yiai very much agrees with Changle's idea, he feels that this daughter-in-law is becoming more and more financially savvy, contributing a hot air balloon, not even having to spend money, and can also ask for a jackpot. Think about last year's Songhua eggs, and then think about this year's hot air balloons, will those princes who spend a lot of money on gifts be angry? (To be continued.) )