"Dare to ask who the gentleman is?" The shopkeeper asked with a fist, thinking that since he could come up with this pair, it must not be an ordinary person.

"Under Bao Zheng. This is under the friend Gongsun Ce, Xiaoyuer Zhanzhao. Bao Heizi introduced them one by one, of course, the woman didn't introduce them. That's rude.

"Huh?! Are you the Bao Bao Xiren? The shopkeeper was very surprised and said: "Shopkeeper Sun, what did you do, Master Bao came here and didn't report it." It's rude. ”

The shopkeeper of this store whose name is surnamed Sun who helped Xiao Yuer introduce it, was a little embarrassed by the boss's scolding, and said: "I don't know that Master Bao is here, the store is full of splendor, and the contemptible person is called ......."

"Okay, old grandson, go and prepare wine and food, I want to get drunk with Master Bao." The boss interrupted Shopkeeper Sun's words and ordered directly.

Shopkeeper Sun's face was very ugly, but he still did as the boss ordered. Xiao Yu'er saw that this boss was really domineering, but think about it, after all, this boss prefers literature, which is the so-called low quality only high reading.

At this moment, there was a sudden roar:

"You give me the surname Li?!" Listening to this voice is full of confidence. Xiao Yu'er and Zhan Zhao glanced at each other, and they knew that this person had superior martial arts. That roar just now was the lion's roar of Buddhism.

I saw a monk come in and said angrily: "The surname is Li, return the title deed to us." ”

"Hey, who did I think it was? It turned out that you little bald donkey, the old bald donkey of Jinghai sent you? ”

"It's not about the host. I came here to return to the title deed of Xiangfu Temple. The acquaintance handed over the title deed quickly. Otherwise, don't blame the poor monk for being polite. "The monk seemed to be robbing.

"You're welcome? I sue you, this title deed is mortgaged to me by you, it is my private property, hurry up and move it for me from Xiangfu Temple. ”

"You! The poor monk fought with you. ”

After speaking, he made a move, and the palm was sharp, and he came straight to the Tianling Gai surnamed Li, wanting to ask for his life. Zhan Zhao turned over and stretched out his giant sword to dissolve the palm wind. The monk was amazed. He knows that the martial arts of the people who come are strong.

I only heard Zhan Zhao say: "Master, if I hadn't made a timely move just now, I'm afraid that the master would have been involved in a life lawsuit." ”

The bald donkey is generally a tendon, and he does not repent and says: "Hmph, what if you get into trouble, sacrifice me one, Happy Xiangfu Temple." As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. After saying this, I want to make a move again, and the result can be imagined.

When Zhanzhao never drew his sword, the monk was powerless.

Zhan Zhao said: "You are not my opponent, don't waste your strength." ”

"Hmph." The monk glanced at Zhanzhao and knew that the master could not kill this surnamed Li. Then he said to the surnamed Li: "The Buddha will not forgive you, you will definitely be punished." Then he watched his fleshy palm and prepared to shoot it towards his heavenly spirit cover.

"Huh?!"

Xiao Yu'er saw a lot on TV, knew that these monks were like this, and then quickly took action, ready to point his acupoints.

"Bang"

"Oops, bell jar. You're shit. Xiao Yu'er's fingers felt swollen, who knew that this monk was not trying to commit suicide. Instead, he was ready to commit suicide to induce Zhan Zhao to fall for it, so as to subdue him. However, Zhanzhao did not step forward, and Xiao Yuer stepped forward to rescue.

"Childe?!" Qiao'er cried out in a lost voice: "Danger?!" ”

As a result, the bald donkey turned over, backhanded, and buckled, and took the little fish hostage.

"You guys hurry up and get out of the way for me, this is a matter between the little monk and the surnamed Li. Or leave. The little monk will not show mercy. ”

"Violence is not the way to solve the problem, and the Buddha like you will not forgive you," Bao Heizi said: "If you have grievances, you can go to the yamen to sue Li Gongzi." Why bother? ”

"Hmph, you're all a raccoon dog." The bald donkey said, "Can the yamen solve the problem and still use me?" The surnamed Li hurriedly took the title deed. ”

Seeing this, Boss Li snorted: "I said, I won't give it to you." ”

The bald donkey didn't expect this Boss Li to be so tough. Xiao Yu'er struggled and said, "I said master." You asked him for the title deed, why did he hold me hostage? I just wanted to save you, but it's a good person who doesn't have a reward. ”

The bald donkey said, "If you hadn't come here, I would have taken the life of the dog surnamed Li a long time ago." Deserve. ”

Then he said to Zhanzhao: "Boy." If you are not afraid of damage from your friends, help me get the title deed back. ”

Zhan Zhao said coolly: "What does this have to do with me?" ”

"Childe." Qiao'er exclaimed.

Xiao Yu'er said, "I'm fine." ”

"Do you want your friend to die here?" The bald donkey grabbed the little fish's neck and yelled at Zhanzhao.

Zhan Zhao said coolly: "Let's talk about it when he dies." ”

"Hey, isn't it too righteous to say this in my face." Xiao Yu'er asked.

"Who made you so stupid." Zhanzhao struck.

Xiao Yu'er said angrily: "What, you actually call me stupid, I can do it in minutes." ”

The bald donkey was stunned, why did the two of them quarrel. Who knew that he felt a strong internal force coming from his hand.

"Bang"

"Poof" The bald donkey didn't know anything yet, and was already flying towards the rear. A mouthful of blood spurted out.

"Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending?!"

The bald donkey was still knowledgeable, and at a glance he could see that the little fish was using the eighteen palms of the dragon. He was surprised, but he didn't expect that the two young men in front of him were even more powerful than him.

Xiao Yu'er walked over and said, "Hey, master, I have shown mercy to my subordinates just now. Hurry up?! "He was very angry, and he was angry that he had saved him. But I didn't expect to be held hostage by others.

"Haha, it turns out that the two young heroes are so good." Boss Li greeted the two.

After understanding, the boss's surname is Li Mingyong. is also a scholar, but he failed the imperial examination for many years, so he went into business in order to fill his stomach. Hi, I didn't expect that the academic examination is not a piece of material, but the business is thriving. Probably that's fair.

Later, he found a fortune teller to tell him a hexagram, saying that the reason why he could not go to high school in his life was because of his family's ancestral grave. The ancestral tomb is suitable for business, not for officials. If you want to be an official, you must move the ancestral grave. That is, there is a play of Xiangfu Temple.

It turned out that the temple had fallen into disrepair after the typhoon and needed a large sum of money to repair it. However, the donations from the pilgrims were far from sufficient. The salaries of the craftsmen have not been paid, so they are ready to take the title deed as collateral, and the money will be repaid later. However, none of the money banks were willing. Because there are those who dare to use the property of the temple as collateral. Didn't do it. So this matter happened to be known by Boss Li. took out a sum of money to solve the urgent need.

I also signed a contract, and if I didn't pay the arrears on the repayment date, I had to confiscate the temple. Xiao Yu'er has a suspicion, you need to move the ancestral grave, and then someone will send the best land dragon lair. This is a coincidence.

"Okay, Brother Bao, let's not talk about these uninteresting things. I just thought of a pair, I don't know if Brother Bao is interested in listening to it. Boss Li drank and said: "'The sun is in the east moon and the west sky generates bright characters', please couplet the next couplet." ”

"Simple, 'the son is on the right, the woman is on the left, and the world is equipped with good people'," Xiao Yu'er replied casually.

Master Bao glanced at Xiao Yu'er, but he didn't expect this guy to say it so quickly. Nodding and saying: "Boss Li's Shanglian is the day in the east moon and the west sky to generate bright characters, 'the son is on the right and the woman is on the left, and the world is worthy of a good person' is a good match." ”

Yes? Xiao Yu'er secretly thought, you are scolding me. Then he said: "Brother Bao must have a good pair, right?" ”

Bao Heizi thought for a while and said, "There is," Wenju Zuowu Ju Right Chaozhong Ji Lie Binchen"

"Wen Ju Zuo Wu Ju Right Chao Zhong Ji Lie Binchen? Wonderful, wonderful. ”

"It's worthy of being an adult, and it's good to think right."

Xiao Yu'er said indignantly: "Isn't it good to understand what I said? ”

"What a good person, the aura is too weak."

"Look at what the adults said, the DPRK and the central government set up the Binchen? This is the high-end atmosphere and grade. ”

"High-end atmosphere? Do I still have a connotation of low-key luxury? ”

Haha~~~ Everyone laughed.

"Hmph, laugh and laugh." Xiao Yu'er said indignantly: "If I come up with one, you may not be able to fight it." ”

"I'm not as capable as you are." Zhan Zhao said. He's always been cool. Never do such a boring thing.

"Oh, the little fish also has a pair, let's talk about it." Mr. Gongsun heard the sound and asked.

Xiao Yu'er saw that Zhanzhao was boring, so he said to Mr. Gongsun: "I just looked at the moon in the sky and thought of one, the moon is full in the sky, and the moon is half in the world." The moon is full and the moon is full, and the moon is half a month. What do you think? Haha~~~ Are you right? ”

"The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half on earth, the moon is full, and the moon is half?" Mr. Gongsun recited it, and the others also recited it. Suddenly, the wine table fell silent. are all thinking about this pair.

Xiao Yu'er saw that everyone was in deep thought, and there was a burst of madness in her heart, hum, dare to look down on me. This is the role of the Internet in the future 21st century.,Fortunately, I glanced at it at that time.,I forgot where I looked.,But this is quite tongue-twisting but remembered.。

Master Bao touched his chin and said, "At the end of this year, at the beginning of next year, at the end of each year, at the beginning of the year, at the beginning of the year." ”

"Tall, tall, adults are tall." Boss Li gave a thumbs up and slapped his ass.

Yes? Xiao Yu'er was depressed for a while, such a difficult sentence, you can match it, it's too godly.

Mr. Gongsun felt very depressed, and he was not even a little servant, and said, "Even saying that Yue, I also thought of a pair." ”

Bao Heizi Road; "Mr. Gongsun said simply, it doesn't matter."

"The moon is full and the moon is missing, the moon is full and the moon is full, year after year, twilight and dawn, and the sun is seen at the end of the night'" Mr. Gongsun's expression was in a trance for a while, but there was a breezy smile on his face.

Xiao Yu'er scolded secretly, damn, you're making a big move, who knows, this couplet is a month or a year, and it's a dark night, this is exactly the upgraded version of the pair just now, and it's not as simple as x2, but quadratic.

Xiao Yu'er said: "The full moon is missing, the moon is lacking, the moon is full and the moon is full, year after year, twilight, and the end of the night will see the sun?" Shaking his head, he said, "It's too hard, I can't think of it." ”

Everyone also fell into deep thought, and Boss Li muttered: "The full moon is missing, the moon is lacking, the moon is full and the moon is missing, year after year, twilight, and the end of the night will see the sun?" Hey~~~ The small ones are sparse and shallow, so I can't come up. Then he looked at Lord Bao and said, "We might as well listen to Lord Bao's pair." ”

Bao Dadao: "This pair is indeed difficult. Let Bao think about it. Then he said to Mr. Gongsun, "Does Mr. Gongsun have an answer?" ”

Gongsun Ce said: "I also got it occasionally, where is the answer." ”

In fact, couplets, like doing things, are not in a hurry. It must be obtained by chance. Mr. Bao looked out the window, and it happened that the petals of a chrysanthemum failed and fell.

"There it is."

"Difficulty Pack, Lord Sensei thought of it." Qi Qi looked at his back.

Mr. Bao stood by the window and chanted: "Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and bloom, summer, summer, autumn and autumn, summer and summer are cool, and spring begins after the harsh winter."

"Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and bloom, summer, summer, autumn and autumn, summer and summer are cool, and spring begins after the harsh winter, wonderful, seconds" "Adults are really knowledgeable and profound, and I admire them." ”

Then everyone rejoiced, and after eating, they rested everywhere.

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