Chapter 479: Cow Dung Causes Trouble
Chapter 479: Cow dung is in trouble
"Fang Yiai, you obviously know that the assassination has nothing to do with my Three Immortal Pavilion, why do you still have to work hard?"
"It doesn't matter, you don't count what you say, it doesn't count if I say it, just wait for the investigation!" Fang Yiai touched the tip of his nose, took a breath, and said with a smile, "As long as you give me the list, Fang can also help you find out the internal annihilation, why not?" ”
"It's ridiculous, I gave you a list, what if you want to be like Luoyang, what should you do if you wipe out my Three Immortal Pavilions?" Of course, the red clothes will not easily believe in the bereavement of the house, isn't the Luoyang Lieyang Gang a living example, when the power of the Three Immortal Pavilion in Luoyang has not been emptied.
"I swear, only move the internal annihilation, and nothing else will definitely move!" Fang Yiai raised his right hand and said very sincerely, but Hongyi snorted contemptuously, "Believe in your oath, it is better to believe that dogs don't eat dung." ”
Fang Yiai frowned a little dissatisfied, this girl is too poisonous, someone in his room admits that she is a little unreliable, but she is not shameless to that point, "Then what do you say, anyway, if you don't hand over the list, don't think about going back, it just so happens that Fang Mou still lacks a lady in the village!" ”
"Fang Yiai, you don't keep your promises!" The red-clothed gritted his teeth, knowing that this product does not play cards according to the routine, fortunately, he has been prepared, "If you have the ability, you can catch it, this girl bit her tongue and committed suicide, and ah, do you want to hear about Zhang Ze'an in Qinghe County?" ”
Zhang Ze'an? As soon as he heard this name, Fang Yiai became a little serious, Zhang Ze'an's death was unknown at the beginning, and even led the puzzle to Qizhou Mansion, "Hongyi, what do you know, tell me quickly!" ”
"It's okay to let this girl say, let these two women quit first!" Hongyi pointed to Wen Luo and Tian Menghan, for these two women, Hongyi knows a lot, Tian Menghan didn't say anything, just one Wen Luo was enough for her Hongyi to drink a pot.
"Fang Jun, don't listen to her!" Tian Menghan, who was speaking, told him very seriously.
Looking at Tian Menghan's worried eyes, Fang Yiai shook his head gently, "You two retreat outside, don't worry, the red clothes don't dare to do anything to me." ”
"Okay, Fang Jun, then you be careful, if there is anything, call us!" Tian Menghan sighed, Fang Yiai is also a stubborn temper, since he has decided, it will naturally not be changed easily. Wen Luo and Tian Menghan retreated together, and when they came outside, Wen Luo angrily slashed the birch tree next to him with his sword, how many things have happened, why doesn't this guy know how to guard against it, what if the red clothes come to a sudden attack?
There were only two people left in the forest, Fang Yiai and Hongyi, Fang Yiai was waiting for Hongyi to speak, but he saw Hongyi quietly walking towards Fang Yiai, and when he got closer, Hongyi didn't say a word, picked up his right palm and cut it over. Fang Yiai had already guarded against the trick of the red clothes, raised his left hand to block, and his right hand was even faster, and before the left arm of the red clothes waved, he bent down with the slender waist of the red clothes. Spit hot air on the cheeks of the red clothes, Fang Yiai smiled and said, "What's the matter, I can't wait to be Mrs. Zhai?" ”
"You disciple!" As soon as he fell into Fang Yiai's arms, Hongyi was a little overwhelmed, and he wanted to make a surprise attack, but he didn't expect Fang Yiai to be on guard.
Smelling the fragrance of the red clothes, Fang Yiai tightened his arms as if he was weird, because his hands were imprisoned in the red clothes, Fang Yiai lowered his head, opened his mouth, and took the veil of the red clothes down. Hongyi didn't expect Fang Yiai to come back, and when she wanted to scream, Hongyi's entire face was already exposed in front of Fang Yiai's eyes. Looking at the beauty in front of her, Fang Yiai was a little stunned, with a small cherry mouth, thin lips, and not even a pockmark on her smooth face, coupled with her slender phoenix eyes, she was really a shameful beauty.
Fang Yiai was thinking nonsense, how could he ever think of Hongyi but tears flowed up, Fang Yiai didn't expect to make Hongyi cry, couldn't help but let go of Hongyi, and said with a bitter smile, "Hongyi, what are you crying, don't you just look at your face, and I didn't want you to die!" ”
"You bastard, who made you look at this girl's face!" Losing the support of Fang Yiai, Hongyi sat on the grass at once, and under the shame and anger, Hongyi touched the things on the ground and threw them at Fang Yiai, the loss of Fang Yiai reacted quickly, and after dodging over, he patted his chest with palpitations, what was it that had just passed, and there was still a smell. Fang Yiai was wondering, but he saw that the red clothes were sitting on the ground and crying even more, squatting on the ground to take a look, it turned out that the red clothes had a little more black things on his hands, smelling it, and there was a stinky smell.
"Okay, it's not Fang Mou who provoked it, you touched the cow dung yourself!" As soon as Fang Yiai finished speaking, he was thrown to the ground by Hongyi, how could Hongyi still have any image, he burst into tears, and waved his right hand wildly, "I make you laugh, I'll make you laugh, bastard, bastard" With the efforts of Hongyi, soon Fang Yiai's clothes were covered with cow dung. Fang Yiai is also a little angry, this is his new robe, smeared with cow dung, how to wear it.
"You stupid, hurry up, or this son will bite you to death!" Fang Yiai showed a hideous look, but it was a pity that Hongyi didn't even pay attention to him, and only cared about a stupid music.
Fang Yiai's hatred, deceived by the tears of this girl, scratched the left knee of the red clothes with his left hand, and the red clothes instinctively lifted up, taking this opportunity, Fang Yiai took out his two hands and pressed the red clothes under him. In the screams of the red clothes, Fang Yiai ruthlessly rubbed the upper half of the upper body against the majestic shore of the red clothes, and soon the two of them were tied, and the cow dung on Fang Yiai's body was fairly divided with half of the red clothes, and at the end, Fang Yiai also kissed the little mouth of the red clothes fiercely.
Hongyi was a little stunned, with phoenix eyes open, stupid, and even forgot to resist. After a moment of silence, Hongyi sat up and scolded with a cold face, "You are a disciple, you dare to take advantage of this girl!" ”
"What's the matter, it's not the first time?" Fang Yiai rolled her eyes, and smelled her robe in distress, well, it smelled good, "You girl stinks!" ”
The one in red was angry, if he wasn't confused, how could he reach out and touch the cow dung, "Fang Yiai, you shut up, if you mention this matter again, the old lady will die with you." ”
Looking at the powerful posture of the red clothes, Fang Yiai consciously closed her mouth, and if she provoked it again, this girl would really go crazy.
"Hongyi, don't talk nonsense, bring the list, Fang Mou is not joking with you!"
"What about you, don't even think about the list, I can help you investigate the assassin's matter, but the list is impossible for you!"
"Really?" Fang Yiai's eyes widened, this woman was really married, "You're not afraid that Lao Tzu will arrest you as Mrs. Zhai?" ”
"You dare, as long as you are not afraid to be a eunuch!" Hongyi said and glanced at the beloved Sun Gen, who was bereaved by the house, so that she could get rid of a female hooligan.
"You woman" Fang Yiai sighed secretly, this red dress really put on a desperate posture, and someone in his room really didn't dare to do anything to her. It must be that the monkey spirit hasn't figured it out yet, and it's really not a good thing to mess with the Three Immortals Pavilion.
"What's wrong with this girl, hum, Fang Yiai, that's all there is to say, if you want to know about the assassin, go to Huichang Temple alone to find me, if you don't want to, you can let someone kill this girl now!" Hongyi wanted to wipe his tears, but as soon as he smelled the stench on his hand, he quickly put his hand back. Without waiting for Fang Yuai to answer, the red coat got up and walked towards the other side of the birch forest.
The red clothes left safely, and Fang Yiai didn't issue a nirvana order, because he felt that there were still many things he didn't know. Zhang Ze'an's death, coupled with the matter of the Song family, I think that the Three Immortal Pavilion should know something.
When Fang Yiai walked out of the woods, Wen Luo wanted to ask about the red clothes, but as soon as he got closer, he smelled a familiar smell, fanned his hand, Wen Luo pinched his nose and snorted, "General Fang, what do you smell like?" ”
"Stupid, the smell of cow dung, I don't know this, why did you grow up pinching?" Fang Yiai pouted, very arrogantly got on the horse and ran west, now his biggest wish is to hurry home to take a bath, and then change his clothes, for the first time in his life, let people wipe cow dung, it is really embarrassing.
In a private house in the east of Chang'an City, it was already three o'clock at this time, but there was a constant sound of coquettish scolding in the house. In the bathtub of the red cloth, he kept rubbing his smooth skin, "Bastard, don't let the old lady seize the opportunity, otherwise you will have to be a eunuch!" The red clothes scolded and scolded, and the two eyes aimed at the two twin peaks on her chest, which she had always been proud of, but it was occupied by the evil wolf twice.
Fang Yiai is not much better than the red clothes, as soon as he goes home, Changle asked Haitang and Tang Mingyue to put General Fang in the bath bucket, as soon as Fang Yiai got into the water, he jumped up in shock, "Girl, what do you want to do, you want to kill my son, is there cold water added to this?" ”
"Childe, the maid has been added, there is a bucket of cold water!" Haitang replied very seriously, Tang Mingyue also nodded on the side, and the most hateful thing was that she blinked a pair of cute big eyes. Fang Yiai knew that Changle was fixing him, so much hot water, how could a small bucket of cold water be enough, "Girl, this water is comfortable, why don't you also come to accompany my son?" ”
As soon as Fang Yiai's words were finished, the two girls ran out of the bathroom with a "ah". Fang Yiai's silently hot buttocks, both eyes are about to erupt fire, life is bitter, such a hot bath, it will kill people! The lonely Fang Yiai showed the spirit of a ninja, and after half an hour it took him to adjust to the temperature in the water, and he was rubbing his body and singing a little song, when the bathroom door was pushed open. With a towel on his shoulder, and a bath bucket in both hands, Fang Yiai's eyes were straight, it was Changle who came, and the most terrible thing was that Changle was wearing a tulle at this time, and the bewitching figure was looming, which caused Fang Yiai's saliva to flow out.
"Haven't you seen it?" Changle glanced at the white love, and a ** also stepped into the bucket.
Fang Yiai couldn't wait, he hugged the weak beauty in with one hand, touched Changle's cheek, Fang Yiai smiled and said, "Madam, we haven't taken a mandarin duck bath for a long time, so we won't go out tonight." ”
"It's going to be nonsense!" Changle's little hand kept holding the warm water, and the tip of his nose was still oozing with some crystal beads of sweat.
"Where, I thought that no one would come to serve my husband, but I didn't expect my wife to come in person!"
Changle stretched out his hand and pinched Fang Yi's hand, and snorted a little disgustedly, "Husband, the concubine still wants to talk about you, why did you agree to the red clothes, the people in these three immortal pavilions are all ghosts, aren't you afraid that she will trick you into taking you as a hostage?" ”
"Hehe, madam, you don't know about this, now that the Three Immortal Pavilion is enough to deal with the Holy King's lineage, how can you bother to find a husband." Don't worry, nothing will happen! ”
"How can you rest assured? You go to Huichang Temple alone, what if you have a good one? ”
"Haha, of course you won't go alone, are you really a fool to be a husband?" Fang Yiai pouted, he wouldn't do such a stupid thing, it is estimated that Zheng Liwan would have arranged it a long time ago, and the people from the Intelligence Department and the Operations Department are not dry.
After a ridiculous night with Changle, the next day Fang Yiai had just finished playing a set of ghost sorrowful knife techniques, and Lao Fang De came to say that there was a guest visiting, and this visitor was still a rare guest. (To be continued.) )