Chapter 873: Heavenly Soldiers, Heavenly Generals, Brothers
Chapter 873 Heavenly Soldier Heavenly General Brother
Since returning home, Li Ai has been sitting on pins and needles, he scratched his head to look at the sun outside, it's not hot this day, why is he so stuffy. It always feels like something is going to happen, is there a moth in the second place?
"Baby, what do you say is wrong with your husband, why are you upset, is it sick?" Li Ai asked matter-of-factly, the fourth aunt was too contemptuous, and this old man was too unproductive, so he didn't want to talk to Fang Yiai, so he ran back. I'll have a good rest when I run back, but I'm afraid of the front and the back, since that's the case, it's okay to stay in the right camp.
Thinking so in her heart, the fourth aunt didn't dare to say this, "Master, this day is a little boring, it's normal for you to feel unwell, just get some light soup and drink it in a while." ”
"Maybe!" Li Ai shook his head a little unconfidently, he wanted to go back and take a look, but Geng Qing didn't come, obviously it was not a big deal, so he had to wait.
In the right camp school field, the guys almost poured out of the nest, and under the coercion and temptation of General Li Mu, there was no one left in the gang's room, and even the eight-year-old boy who was responsible for collecting firewood was brought in.
Seeing these guys, Geng Qing's heart was about to laugh, just these dozen guys, even Fang Yi loves to use soldiers like gods, and he can't train anything, unless Fang Lao Er really becomes a Buddha, otherwise it is a joke to want to order one more Arhat. Don't talk about Geng Qing, even the love of the house is a little weak, grandma is a bear, when I first went to the room, I saw several strong men, I knew that there were two little milk babies in the room, so I didn't pretend to be like this, and there was a problem with this pretend.
The words of the husband have been released earlier, and now I want to take it back, and Fang Yiai doesn't have that face. It seemed that Fang Yiai's face was a little wrong, and Tie Jin hurried up, "Master, if you don't let me go, even if the other party comes to be a person, I can also them under my feet!" ”
Pushing Tie Jin's head, Fang Yiai hummed very boldly, "While knocking, today I will teach you how to turn stones into gold, learn to point them, and you can use them in the right rear!" ”
Wen Luo is out of temper, it's really a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, what is this thick-skinned person, this gang of old and young people, the real combatable soldiers are only six or seven strong men, and these people can still be allocated to become heroes in Wagangzhai in a short time? Wen Luo felt that Fang Yiai didn't have this ability, not to mention Fang Yiai, even the second Li in the army and the former Sui Han Baohu didn't have this ability.
"Brothers, wait patiently, wait for Ben to give them instructions on tactics, and then let them come up and fight!"
As soon as Fang Yiai finished speaking, the soldiers of the right battalion laughed, but the guys almost peed their pants. An older man immediately shouted at Li Mu, "Hey, this General Li, didn't you say that the little ones should make money, how did they become a martial arts competition, just our group of cooks, how to fight with the brothers in the army, not to mention that the old man is already fifty and four, and there are two young milk babies who are ** years old?" ”
Li Mu pitied this old man, and even more pity the two milk babies, but the young general had an order to ask all the guys in the room, and he couldn't help it. Fang Yiai suddenly felt a little headache, the old one yelled a few times and it was okay, but the two small milk babies were the most sorrowful, and before they played, they began to cry.
The soldiers of the right battalion all laughed, just like this bear, they also played martial arts in the army, and Fang Lao Er also knew how to brag about it, but now he didn't keep his mouth shut and blew the sky out. Wen Luo's face also had a crying and laughing expression, he walked up to Fang Yiai and asked in a whisper, "Fang Jun, can you succeed or not, if you don't succeed and lose your face, it's a big deal that I'll go up and help you throw your face!" ”
"What is this called, I don't believe in being a husband, do you?" Fang Yiai couldn't stand this stimulation, he didn't believe it, after many years of education of the party's three representatives, could he still convince this group of guys? The two of them stared, and Fang Yiai yelled at a group of men, "Crying, crying, screaming, whoever dares to snort again, the governor of Pontus will immediately cut him down." ”
Crunch, Fang Yiai's cruel words are quite effective, he threatened like this, the old man stopped talking, and the two milk babies also opened their hazy eyes and sobbed quietly, they were afraid of this metropolitan governor, he was so ruthless, he wanted to cut people at every turn, and there was no royal law.
I don't care about Fang Yiai, the bullshit Wang Fa, in this family of the Tang Dynasty, the foundation is really hard, who dares to compare the backstage with someone in his room, but the daughter-in-law Changle is sitting behind him, and Changle can bring trouble to someone in his room at this strange thing?
As if he was afraid that his tactical intentions would be heard, Fang Yiai led a group of men dozens of feet away before stopping. Seriously, the soldiers of the right battalion didn't bother to manage the widow of the house, how to order the guys, in their minds, if a group of guys who haven't carried knives can't beat them, don't mess around, just wipe their necks and comfort God.
"Governor, you just spare the little ones, you want us to play with the spoon, that is definitely a good hand, let us play with the knife, this killing is not killing pigs, how can we do it!"
"Stupid, you don't know how to play with knives, isn't Lao Tzu teaching you? I remember it all, after a while, you will swing the knife vigorously for me, and knock it on the opponent's blade, you can't cut people, don't you know how to cut a knife? Let's talk about it first, if anyone dares to coax a cell, after coming down, Fang will personally send him to see the king of Hades, but as long as you really fight, even if you don't win, Fang will reward you with 10,000 yuan! ”
Fang Yiai is bloody, as long as he can stimulate the combat effectiveness of this gang of uncles, he will use any method, and he can't teach any real skills, at least he can make these gang of men scream. In Fang Yiai's opinion, as long as these guys dare to grit their teeth and fight, it will be enough, because the key to victory or defeat is not in people, otherwise he would not dare to find a group of guys. To tell the truth, in today's meeting, the girl from Chunxianglou is here, and someone in his room is also confident.
"Really?" A young half-old man has eyes that are about to bulge out, 10,000 guan, if he divides it equally, he will score more than 1,000 yuan, with this 1,000 guan, who is still a fucking man, come home to marry a daughter-in-law, and open a shop How comfortable. There is a way to seek wealth and danger, support the bold, starve the faint to death.
Fang Yiai's eyes widened away, as if they had been insulted, "What is this called, and I don't ask who Fang is, I tell you, you can doubt my ability, but you can't insult my personality." "Fang Yi's love is swearing, but Li Mu and the others are not lightly suffocated, in fact, Wen Luo wants to ask, how much is the personality of Fang Ergongzi worth. It's been so many years, and I've never seen the second son of Fang have any personality, but there is a personality, and it's all quite dark, such as being a good person in a pit and molesting a girl.
"Okay, the big governor, the small ones listen to you, but you can say it first, if we fight, even if we lose, we have to give money!"
"Give, definitely give, Fang Mou has this little money, just rest assured. Also, don't rush after the two milk babies go up, just follow behind this big brother, and when you beat someone, you will squat on the ground and cut off the man's feet. But don't really cut it, it won't end well when you see blood! ”
"Governor, you don't need to say much, we all understand, how can it really hurt people's lives?" The young man seemed to be energetic, listening to this conversation, the old man was about to faint, who the hell was, as if he was about to win, and he didn't want to think about what he was.
Under the ardent expectation of the soldiers of the right battalion, the army of men dragged on the stage like a starry moon, and at this time the soldiers were a little blindsided. In the face of a gang of men and two milk babies, how to get it, and who to send to play?
Wen Luo leaned against the wall and looked at it with interest, Li Mu leaned to the side, and asked a little confused, "Mrs. Luo, can we win?" ”
"What is this called, you still don't know what kind of character your young general is, he has such a big self-confidence, then there must be some strange tricks, just wait and see!"
Li Mu listened to the bitter water, it's really a loss of two people, just this kind of arrogance is incomparable to others, what's the situation, and still maintain strong self-confidence, hey, is it really him Li Mu hasn't arrived home yet? Geng Qingke was much more relaxed, I thought that Fang Yiai would play some tricks, but I didn't expect this to make more than a dozen guys, the most ridiculous thing is that the old man and the two milk babies are gone, people can't get started after watching it, is Fang Lao Er playing sympathy tactics?
Geng Qing felt that Fang Yiai couldn't win no matter what, and he could still win in this case, which was too unreasonable, or the soldiers of the right battalion were too cowardly, in that case, the soldiers of the right battalion would collectively wipe their necks and hang themselves, why are they still alive?
Yu Liang swallowed his saliva, seeing that no one was willing to go up**, and finally had to set an example, and then pointed his finger and picked twelve people at random, "You all go up with the general, let this group of guys see what a real soldier is!" ”
Damn, what you said is too good, look at Yu Liang's soldiers, all of them are five big and three rough and fierce types, and even the soldiers in the right battalion are a little blind, so General Yu can't pick a few weak ones, this is too bullying.
Yu Liang is too lazy to care about bullying or not bullying people, anyway, this matter is what he found by himself, and it was not what he asked for by Yu Liang.
In the face of the thirteen menacing soldiers of the right battalion, the men were suddenly empty, at this time, Fang Yiai stomped his feet, pulled out the Tang knife from Li Mu's body and stood below, and roared, "Remember what the general just said, who dares to admit it, send him to see the king of Hades!" ”
The soldiers of the right battalion feel that Fang Yi's love is a bit excessive, a group of guys, if you force them again, they will not become heavenly soldiers, not to mention that this is the guy of the right battalion, slaughter them, who cooks for the right battalion.
was yelled at by Fang Yiai, and the young half-man was the first to react, damn, 10,000 yuan, even if you don't want to die, you have to ask for money, besides, it's just a competition, not really cutting people. Spitting, this guy stared at the bull's eye and snorted, "Uncles and big brothers, let's fight, they're all coming up, should you pee your crotch first?" ”
It's a man who can't hear this, what does this mean, except for the three- or four-year-old baby plus the eunuch woman's diaper crotch, a big man will pee his crotch? The guys aroused some courage, but Yu Liang didn't look at it at all, "Little stone, you are done, you dare to play with Uncle Yu with a knife, come, let Uncle Yu teach you how to drill the crotch of your pants!" ”
"You, surnamed Yu, you look down on people, the master hacked you to death!" The younger man rushed over with a tiger step, how could Yu Liang take him to heart, seeing the knife swing over, he held the knife to block. It was very relaxed, but it turned out to be everyone's eyeballs, the little stone was good, but Yu Liang was stupid, because his knife was broken in half, and it was still very completely broken, Yu Liang was dizzy, is this a fucking knife, is this made of tofu?
The small stone succeeded, and the other guys came out of confidence and slashed at the dozen or so soldiers, but the result was not unexpected, only one moment, the soldiers' knives were broken, and at this time, the two milk babies also resolutely implemented the rolling tactics of Fang Yiai. Squatting on the ground and constantly knocking on the machete, his mouth was babbling and roaring, "Chop your feet, chop your feet, you bastard, let you scold Brother Shi!" ”
The result was too unexpected, more than a dozen soldiers were completely blinded, and they didn't know how to leave the martial arts stage in the end. The soldiers of the right battalion lost their temper completely, thousands of men and horses were silent, and a group of men stood proudly on the platform, they raised their heads, like a group of heavenly soldiers and generals who had just descended from the mortal world. (To be continued.) )