"Even Zhongshui Hou recommended himself......"

In Weiyang Palace, Liu Che looked at an enthusiastic self-recommendation letter on his desk, and didn't know whether to laugh or be proud.

As we all know, the Zhongshui Hou Lu family and the juice Fang Hou Yong family and the Chiquan Hou Yang family are called Chang'an Sanyi, or Chang'an Sanotaku.

These three princes have always shrunk in their own mansions in Chang'an, and the gate does not go out, and the second door does not step out.

The reason is also well known.

The juice Fang Hou Yongjia is in the ancestor Yongya, and Liu Bang, the founding king of the Han Dynasty, is very wrong.

Back then, the teeth were sealed with their noses pinched.

Even the edict deliberately wrote Shifang as a juice recipe to disgust Yongya.

Therefore, in order to protect themselves, the Yong family competed from generation to generation to see who was more homely.

Liu Che has seen this generation of juice recipes once, and it is simply a mountain of meat!

As for the recalcitrant ......

Liu Che touched his chin and felt some pain.

Not why, because this liehou family is currently the only one in the Han family who is publicly sacrificing Xiang Yu and giving Xiang Yu a linen and filial piety on Xiang Yu's death day every year.

And this matter has been recognized and acquiesced in by the powerful figures of the Han dynasty in previous dynasties, including Empress Lü.

Who told the first Zhongshui Hou Lu Ma Tong to die is really weird?

The first generation of Zhongshui Hou Lu Ma Tong, who used to be Xiang Yu's horse boy, took care of his BMW black horse for Xiang Yu.

Moreover, in front of Xiang Yu, he is very trusted.

After the Battle of Julu, Xiang Yu once publicly patted Lu Matong's shoulder and said to the generals: This is my arm!

At that time, the relationship between Xiang Yu and Lu Matong was like the relationship between Liu Che and Wang Dao now.

However, things soon changed.

Han Xin darkened Chen Cang. The Han army went out of the pass and quickly defeated the Qin army arranged by Xiang Yu.

In this process, Lü Matong surrendered, but Zhang Han, who was originally a Qin general, fought for Xiang Yu to the last soldier.

Therefore, there is that classic scene in the historical records.

Xiang Yu was on the bank of the Wujiang River, holding the body of his beloved concubine Yu Ji. smiled at Lu Matong, who came to chase him: "Isn't this my old friend?" He also said, "I heard that Han bought my first thousand gold, and I am Ruode!" "Calmly bow down and kill yourself.

This picture has become the standard setting for depicting the end of Xiang Yu's hero in later dramas.

However, Xiang Yu never dreamed of it.

It is Lu Matong, who he thinks is the 'old man', the 'arm' he once praised, and the groom of his beloved horse.

After he killed himself with his sword, he fought with the others in order to grab one of his parts.

After killing dozens of competitors. grabbed a thigh, and then, ran to receive the reward.

Xiang Yu's own corpse was even more snatched by others, and in the end, only five parts were left, which were still complete, and they were sent to Liu Bang.

Liu Bang ordered the stumps to be sewn up and buried.

In the end, the five guys who grabbed the parts were named liehous.

If that's the end of the story. Then, I am afraid that the history books will not deliberately focus on the description.

What happened next. It can be described as terrifying.

First of all, on his birthday, Lu Matong suddenly knelt on the ground in front of a full house of guests, kowtowed and begged for mercy: "I am guilty of being guilty, betraying the Lord and forgetting righteousness, it is better to be a dog!" He died violently.

And then. Another Nieyang Hou Lu Sheng, who grabbed Xiang Yu's parts, died extremely miserably in his own feudal palace, it is said that before his death. He had been tortured and punished with extreme cruelty, and there was not a whole part of his body.

What's more, after Lü Sheng's death, his son was reported that he was born of his wife's fornication with others, and the feudal state was abolished in accordance with the law.

Immediately afterwards, the other three or descendants had accidents one after another.

The five of them seemed to be cursed.

The head of the marquis's family often did not die well.

Either he died violently, or he was punished for breaking the law.

To this day, only three of the original five winners of the feather parts competition are still surviving.

The Zhongshui Hou Lu clan and the Chiquan Hou Yang clan have been shrinking inside the Hou Mansion in Chang'an, and they invite wizards and warlocks and Fang Shi magic sticks to Xiang Yu every day, sacrifice, and ask King Xiang to let him go.

And Liu has always been acquiesced in this.

This matter was even approved by Liu Bang and Empress Lu.

The reason is simple.

It's like Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor dismantling Chi You into eight pieces, and then named him the master of the army.

If Xiang Yu is proven to be a ghost and god, then what kind of hero should he be if he defeats such a character and becomes the emperor of the world?

Out of such an idea, the sons of heaven of the Liu family in the past dynasties not only did not prevent the Lu family and the Yang family from dancing at home, but also engaged in sacrifices, and dressed Xiang Yu with linen and filial piety.

even fueled the flames, fanned the flames, and created all kinds of legends and stories.

It was bitter for the Lu family and the Yang family, and the old Liu family was really pitted with tears.

As far as Liu Che knows, the contemporary Zhongshui Hou Lu Qing is harmless to Chiquan Hou Yang, and every year he spends most of the income and rewards of the feudal kingdom on asking all the priests and warlocks to sacrifice Xiang Yu, communicate with each other, and ask Xiang Yu, who has become a ghost and god, to let him go.

These alchemists, sorcerers, and wands aren't good either.

After they took the money, they secretly came up with all kinds of tricks when they turned around, such as pretending to be Chu people singing Chu songs in people's homes in the middle of the night, or making the sound of Jin Ge Iron Horse.

Frightened, these two families have been mentally weakened for generations, and they look like they are forty or fifty years old when they are only twenty or thirty years old.

What's more, because the money has been spent on the gods from generation to generation, so the dignified princes, the life is not as good as ordinary people's, often corn rice copied corn, only during the New Year's holidays, or when the emperor rewarded wine and meat, can you eat some meat......

However, Liu Che has no sympathy for these guys.

Xiang Yu is a hero no matter what he says, besides, everyone is killing himself with a sword, you scumbags, when they are alive, they are surrounded by people, and no one dares to do anything, and when they die, they will play a majestic role, dismantling people's eight pieces, and tearing off their intestines and internal organs everywhere.

This thing has been done too much.

There is retribution, and it is what they deserve!

It's just that......

looked at the twists and turns of Lu Qing's shoulders. Liu Che pursed his lips and said with a smile: "It's not too stupid......

In fact, no matter how big a lie or a delicate scam is, if you have been deceived for decades, even if you have a bad IQ, you should be aware of some clues.

However. On this issue, the Lu family and the Yang family are even aware of it.

You also have to pinch your nose and cooperate with the trick to continue.

Otherwise, the old Liu family launched a rush, but they didn't recognize people!

Therefore, this Lu Qingshou is not so much bold, but rather that people plan to take this opportunity to test Liu Che's thoughts - Your Majesty. Do you want to continue to perform this play?

That's probably what it means.

Scratching his head, Liu Che felt that torturing people, by now, even Xiang Yu should have that bad breath, right?

So, Liu Che instructed Wang Dao: "Go and tell Shaofu and let Shaofu write to Duke Lu Chengen." Please ask Lu Chengen Gong to come to Chang'an, and go to Zhongshui Hou and Chiquan Houfu for a trip. Worship the ...... of Zhongshui Village and Chiquan Village"

Lu Matong and Yang Xi, after their deaths, they were both called Zhuang.

He said: Repeatedly conquered and killed Yuezhuang, and died in the wilderness.

For the lives of these two people, it is quite an appropriate conclusion.

Well, let Lu Chengengong, the son of Liu Che who chose Xiang Yu every three generations, go to Zhongshui and Chiquan to go on a trip.

Even if Xiang Yu really has angry resentful spirits, he is still cursing these two families. I think it's time for the sake of my own son, three generations apart, to dissipate my anger.

That's it.

At the same time, Liu Che can certainly benefit from this matter.

In the eyes of the world. Most people will think that Liu Che, the son of heaven, is really born sacred.

Even ghosts and gods like Xiang Yu have to be driven and canonized by him.

Consumption of the dead, since ancient times, emperors have played this method, and there has never been a need to learn.

However, thinking of the Lu Chengen Gong Xiang Zhong he canonized, Liu Che remembered a not-so-happy thing reported by the embroidered guard.

Recently, Kong Zhong, the son of Kong Teng, the enshrined monarch of Qufu and the successor of Confucius, ran to Gucheng every three or five days.

"Do you want the old Kong family to die like this?" Liu Che said in his heart.

Although, in the Qilu region, there has always been a trend of sacrificing and sympathizing with Xiang Yu.

In particular, the Confucian family in Ludi regarded themselves as 'loyal ministers of King Xiang'.

Although Liu Che knew and knew that these were just means for Confucian scholars to make a name for themselves and advertise themselves.

At the same time, he was also shouting to him, the emperor: Look, look! Look! I am so loyal, full of loyalty, please go to the court to be a great official!

This is just like the **** Internet in later generations, those who shout every day: The first president is empty, we miss you.

Do they really like empty spaces?

Perhaps!

But it is more likely, but it is just because, if you shout like this, you seem to be more compelling, you can distinguish yourself from others, and more importantly, you have a little money!

In addition, it is more likely to be adopted by **** or some other strange organization.

The world is bustling, all for profit, the world is bustling, all for profit.

But Lao Kong's family played such a high-profile game, which made Liu Che very unhappy.

Liu Che even slandered in his heart: "Your Kong family is Liu Bangfeng's enshrined king!" When Xiang Yu was alive, he didn't give you any preferential treatment and policies, right? You do this, it makes me really sad......"

The guy who eats inside and outside will certainly not be liked by the ruler.

"Let Shang Shutai draw up an edict and move the entire family of the Confucius clan to Pyongyang to educate the people!" Liu Che commanded to a Shang Shulang beside him.

Originally, Liu Che was still afraid that future generations would say that Confucius was Korean, so he only planned to send a side branch of the Confucian family to him.

Now, since Kong Zhong danced so happily.

Then it won't be so much, let's move over first!

"And by doing so, it seems that it can also prevent Kong Anguo from forging the ...... of today's text and books in the future," Liu Che thought in his heart.

But in this way, I'm afraid that in the future, Kong Rong will make idioms such as pears and other idioms to change time and place.

What's more, the Confucian family went to North Korea, and there will be no so-called Yanshenggong family in Chinese history in the future.

Leaving the Qilu base camp, the Kong family survived to death, which is just a relatively famous sage family.

Do you want to eat and drink spicy food no matter what dynasty or who enters China?

Dream on!

The gentleman's ze, and the fifth generation was beheaded.

Confucius has been passed down to this day, and he is in his tenth generation.

It's time for the Kong family to step back from the merit of their ancestors. Do something practical, instead of eating and waiting to die as a rice worm, or even harm the world!

In Liu Che's view, there should be no eternal and immortal family and sacred bloodline in the land of China.

Nor can it exist. Whatever is inherently nobler than others.

China is not a continent, and it has always been about ability and fist rather than bloodline and inheritance.

Even the emperor, if he has no ability and insufficient control, he will be hollowed out by the ministers below, used as a puppet, or even abolished at will.

Why are you so special? No matter what, it's a transcendent status, no matter how evil is done. Are they all pure and kind?

Thinking like this, Liu Che's heart suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.

At this time, a eunuch came in and reported: "Your Majesty, Fengche Duwei has entered the palace, and I ask to see Your Majesty......"

"Drama Meng?" Liu Che scratched his head, and then looked at the notes on the table: "He also wants to compete for the position of the southwest coach?" That's a surprise! ”

For the drama Meng, Liu Che understands.

Military literacy or something, in fact, is barely qualified.

But. In terms of security and the delicate aspect of his mind, he is the strongest among all the courtiers around Liu Che.

Every time Liu Che travels. The drama Meng will always do the security work without leakage, and take all possible accidents into account.

Because of this, Liu Che is very relieved about Ju Meng, thinking that with his protection, he doesn't have to worry about safety.

But this guy doesn't seem to be very willing to be a security captain and bodyguard. Want to do something bigger?

"Xuan!" Liu Che waved his hand and said.

Ju Meng wants to go to the southwest to command the troops, but it's not impossible.

After all, the test over there is more of a means, a political skill, and a co-optation. And not to fight.

Besides, there are also Cheng Zhengying and Zhuo Wangsun in Linqiong who are wet nurses in the back, it is really not good, close the door and let the capitalists go, and they will immediately let the kings of the southwest know that they are powerful.

Not long after, Ju Meng came to Liu Che and bowed respectfully: "The minister greets Your Majesty......"

"Why did the drama enter the palace so late?" Liu Che asked deliberately.

"Back to Your Majesty, the minister entered the palace at night to ask for His Majesty's life!" Ju Meng raised his head and said to Liu Che in a very confident tone: "The minister feels that although the minister is ignorant, he has been getting along with His Majesty for a long time, and under the inspiration of kindness, he has also made a slight progress, so he has the courage to ask His Majesty for his life, please worry about the southwest general and the king!" ”

Liu Che looked at the drama Meng with a serious look, also touched his chin, thought about it for a while, and then said: "Qing's thoughts, I know, Qing should understand what I am a person, just talk but don't practice, I never believe it, can Qing have a specific strategic plan?" Is there a whole picture? Can you send someone to investigate the southwestern countries? For example: How many countries are there in the southwest? How many of these countries can be called powerful countries? What is their attitude towards my Han family? How many troops are there in the country? How is the combat power? ”

This question immediately stumped Ju Meng.

He was only instigated to come here, where did he investigate these things?

What's more, in Chang'an, who knows the answers to these questions?

Touching his head, Ji Meng bowed ashamedly: "Minister...... Minister......"

Liu Che shook his head when he saw it.

The appearance of the drama Meng really made Liu Che feel at ease.

But looking at his pitiful appearance, thinking about how to get along with each other for more days.

Liu Che couldn't help but feel a little soft-hearted, so he stood up and scolded him: "You don't know anything, so you dare to come here to ask for your life?" If I really let you go to the battlefield, will I have to lose my army and lose the battle? ”

When Ji Meng heard this, he quickly kowtowed: "The minister is guilty......

"Why don't you hurry back and find someone to help, do deployment, investigation, and write a battle plan?" Liu Che kicked this guy and reprimanded.

Ju Meng was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, and said: "No, the minister will go back to investigate......"

"Make good use of Cheng doesn't know ......" Liu Che looked at the drama Meng and reminded him: "Use it well, Cheng doesn't know anyone, it's enough to be an elite soldier!" ”

Cheng Buzhi's military skills and methods of using troops are undoubtedly very strong.

At least, no worse than Li Guang.

Of course, there is no way to compare with Wei Qinghuo's illness and not necessarily a proud son of heaven in 500 years.

"No!" Drama Meng was overjoyed and said: "The minister is hereby ordered!" ”

Then bow your head and bow down.

Liu Che looked at the back of Meng Xizi running back to find someone to plan the battle plan and strategic deployment, and shook his head.

"I'm still too soft-hearted......" Liu Che thought to himself, "I don't know if this is right or wrong......

But Liu Che couldn't help it.

I want to implement the original promise to the drama Meng, let him be the marquis and worship the general, and glorify the lintel.

This southwest copy really wants to help him and pull him by the hand.

Come to think of it, if Cheng doesn't know how to help, the drama Meng can probably handle it, right? (To be continued.) )

PS: There is one more == later