Chapter 413: A Peerless Woman
Chapter 413 A Peerless Woman
Li Daozong was busy, but Li Xueyan didn't care about marriage at all, and Li Daozong still knew something about his daughter's heart, and it wasn't because of Fang Jun in Chang'an City. Li Daozong regretted a little, if he didn't send his daughter to the academy back then, it would have been great. Fang Yiai is a promising young man, and it is very suitable to be a son-in-law, but it is a pity that he already has Princess Changle, and he will marry the daughter of the Cheng family later, in this case, how can Li Daozong let his daughter marry as a concubine?
When the subordinate left the county office, he followed Huang Wei'an's instructions and said it again, but Li Xueyan smiled faintly, and had no intention of leaving, she wrapped her cloak and said softly, "Trouble, you go and spread it again, and say that the county lord has the news of Lord Qinchafang, if the county magistrate still refuses, then the county lord will naturally leave." ”
"Okay, county lord, you wait a minute!" How dare the next person say a word, these two sides are the masters he can't provoke, or just be an honest errand runner.
"Lord County Commander, the county lord refuses to leave, she said that there is news of Lord Qincha!" The subordinate said honestly, and now Huang Wei'an's squinted eyes also opened, "Quick, please come in, no, I'll pick her up in person." ”
Huang Wei'an hurriedly walked out of the county office, as for the evil disease, he had already put it aside, at this time, what could be more important than Qin's bad things. Seeing Huang Wei'an, who was panicked, Li Xueyan smiled secretly.
Fang Yiai sat in the cell and was depressed, it had been a day, and there was no movement, so he knew that Wen Luo, a woman, was unreliable, and it was estimated that she deliberately let him suffer more in prison. I don't know if Huang Wei'an built the cell so hard, if he cut corners a little, someone in his room could also exert his own strength. Ding Laoba sat curled up in the cell, sulking helplessly, Gao Tengbao just wanted to come over, Ding Laoba shouted, "The surname is Gao, stay there honestly, and if you dare to cross the line, you don't want to live." ”
"Hey, Master Ding, Xiao Gaozi is gone, I just want to ask you, what kind of master is this boss?"
"Is it Qincha, who has a Mao relationship with you?" Ding Laoba stopped talking after muttering, because at this time, Fang Yiai was glaring at him. Life in this cell is quite boring, and at this time, Fang Yuai misses Lin Yuanfang a little.
"Iron pimple, do you say that this person is cheap, when Xiao Linzi was there, he was annoying, I can't see him anymore, but I still miss him a little!" As soon as Fang Yiai finished sighing, Tie Jing said with a smile, "Master, are you still thinking about him?" It is estimated that kid is now wandering around the girl of the Qi family! "Since October, Lin Yuanfang's kid has taken a fancy to a maid of the Qi family, and since then he has been running to the Qi family every day, and he has a lot of strength not to admit defeat.
"Tie Pimple, don't say it, Xiao Linzi is more or less a figure with a head and a face when he follows me, why can't he be reluctant to be a maid?"
"Master, you don't have to worry about that kid, it's not that the old man of the Qi family is unwilling, it's just that Miss Qi thinks that Xiaolinzi is unreliable and doesn't want to hand over the maid. For this reason, that kid has come to me, and he plans to let me take you to Qi's house! ”
"Did he have a convulsion? He picks up the girl himself, why do I want to go to Qi's house? ”
Tie Jin pulled this face, and said with a smile, "Master, in fact, that kid just wants to use your identity to deter the Qi family, especially the eldest lady of the Qi family, I heard that her face is very stinky, and she didn't take Xiao Linzi seriously at all." ”
"No matter, idle eggs hurt, to stir up this?" Fang Yiai won't go, this trick of picking up girls has been handed over to Lin Yuanfang, if he can't hold the beauty anymore, then he can only say that he has no ability. It's the eldest lady of the Qi family, why be so serious, Lin Yuanfang is more or less a small school, it's still okay to marry a maid from her family.
The master and servant of Fang Yiai are chatting, Ding Laoba is talking about digging holes and stealing corpses, and Tiandao is even more extreme, all of which are the experiences of how to turn the living into the dead. The prisoners on one side were in a cold sweat when they heard this, what kind of combination is this, even the words are so bloody, Gao Tengbao secretly said lucky, fortunately his skin is thick enough, and his behavior is cheap enough, otherwise if he really annoys these masters, he will probably have to explain here for two hundred catties.
"Dangdangdang" sounded three times, and there were many people standing in front of the prison door, and the leader was still a woman, this woman was bright and bright-eyed, and coupled with that Peugeot face, it instantly added a bit of color to the prison.
"Beauty, there are beauty, this girl is so beautiful!" There was a prisoner who screamed loudly, stood up and wanted to talk to the cell door for a few words, when a black foot kicked over by Gao Tengbao, "Tusheng, your name is Mao, there is a beautiful woman who is also the boss, the boss hasn't moved yet, what do you call it?" ”
The beauty frowned, and her slender hand stuck a handkerchief on her nose, "What does this smell like?" Huang County Order, your cell is too bad, isn't it? ”
Huang Wei'an's face was embarrassed, he didn't have a problem, who made the recent surge in prisoners in the cell, it is normal to have a smell of urine, but even the smell of urine scratching is too big, even he, the county magistrate, is a little unbearable, if it is not tested for a long time, it is really possible to be smoked and fainted.
How can you not know the love of this beautiful woman's room, thin lips, a little chubby face, who else can there be besides that Li Xueyan.
"Snow Goose, why are you here?" Fang Yiai always knew that someone would come to take him away, maybe it was Lu Ziying, maybe Wen Luo, maybe Zheng Liwan, maybe Cui Siying, but he didn't think about Li Xueyan. Rencheng is still a little far away from Cangzhou, how could Li Xueyan come here?
Li Xueyan took two steps forward, took off the handkerchief covering her nose, and glanced at her eyes with a little smile, "What, if I don't come, don't you plan to leave?" Or do you like the smell? I really don't understand you, it's not appropriate to be a prisoner, is it because of itchy skin? ”
Fang Yiai touched her nose awkwardly, although she hadn't met for a long time, the two didn't feel strange at all, and they still talked so naturally, just like when they went to the academy. After listening to the conversation between Fang Yiai and Li Xueyan, and then looking at Li Xueyan's happy expression, Huang Wei'an knew what was going on even if he was a fool, so he hurriedly arched his hand and begged for mercy, "The magistrate of Wuxian County ordered Huang Wei'an to see the observation envoy!" ”
Huang Wei'an's worship can make the jailers stupid, what kind of immoral thing has he done, he actually put Lord Qincha in a cell, the most unfortunate thing is that this cell is still the darkest and most smelly cell in the prison. Huang Wei'an looked at the jailer next to him, and his angry eyebrows were raised, "A group of people who don't open their eyes, don't you hurry up and open the door, don't you want to live anymore?" ”
"Ahh With a scream, the jailer hurriedly escaped with the key, but if he didn't stab it for a long time, seeing this, Fang Yiai said dejectedly, "Okay, don't stab it, the keyhole is blocked, you can't stab it until tomorrow!" Hurry up, get a guy, and smash this lock open! ”
The jailer was a little stunned, why did this Lord Qincha pinch so clearly, could it be that this keyhole was blocked by Lord Qiancha, no, how could Lord Qincha slip the door and pick the lock? Huang Wei'an still cared about how the lock was blocked, and after supporting a servant, he ordered, "Go, bring in the sledgehammer outside, and quickly smash this broken lock open!" ”
With the sledgehammer, the lock was smashed open smoothly, and as soon as they got out of the cell, the four masters and servants did nothing, and all ran towards the hut together. I've been holding it for more than a dozen hours, and if I don't pull it out again, I'll have to hold it in my crotch. The four masters and servants are called a cool, Tiandao has never felt that shit can be so cool, cool is cool, Fang Yiai just wiped his buttocks, and then he realized that something was wrong, what about the paper, what about the paper?
"Heavenly Sword, is there any paper?" Fang Yiai has long been accustomed to wiping his butt with paper, this is a toilet chip, it is better not to wipe it, Fang Yiai is still afraid of cutting his buttocks. Tiandao searched for a long time all over his body before he shook his head with a black face, it's over, it seems that he didn't bring any paper, as for Tie Jin, don't even think about it, this product will not bring paper even if it comes with a knife, the only hope is all on Ding Laoba, Ding Laoba looked at the three fierce men with unkind faces, and quickly took out a piece of paper the size of a palm after a long time, "Young General, that's it, is it enough?" ”
"Ding Laoba, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!" Tie Jin's face was red, if he wasn't far away, he would have to go to Ding Laoba's pit, and he would be angry with just a little bit of paper. Heavenly Dao is a man who can stretch and bend, grabbed a piece of bamboo from the hole in the wall and hummed, "Master, if you can't bear it, let's use this thing?" ”
Nima? Fang Yiai's eyes are straight, this has not been used for several years, he can't enjoy the toilet chips, forget it, it's better to be embarrassed than not to wipe his buttocks. With a decision, Fang Yiai opened his throat and shouted, "Snow Goose, send me paper, send more, my son wants to wipe his ass!" ”
What? Huang Wei'an plucked out his ears and thought he had heard it wrong, Huang Wei'an looked like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, but the person concerned, Li Xueyan, covered his mouth and laughed, this guy is still so spoofed, you don't bring paper to the thatched house, what kind of thatched house do you go to. Li Xueyan laughed for a while, and hurriedly ordered his subordinates to send the paper over, if he was in a hurry, he didn't know what embarrassing words he would shout.
With the paper, the four masters and servants wiped their buttocks and moaned movingly, just like visiting a green building.
Out of the thatched house, seeing the eyes of these people in front of him, Fang Yiai's rare face flushed, this can be regarded as a shame to be thrown to grandma's house, he has not done his dignified imperial errand, so he made such a big joke first.
"Laugh, isn't that funny!" Li Xueyan dared to laugh at the scene, so of course Fang Yiai was targeting Li Xueyan. Li Xueyan frowned, close to Fang Yiai's body, Xiao Yao's nose twitched slightly, and then she fanned her nose with her hand, "It stinks, Fang Jun, how can you stink so much, why don't you hurry up and wash it!" ”
This girl is really arrogant, if there are not many people, she has to use thirty-six tricks to teach her a good lesson. Stinky, Fang Yiai knows, so the top priority is to take a bath quickly, out of prison, Fang Yiai did not go to the county office, and directly lived in the courtyard where Li Xueyan stayed, where Fang Yiai took a hot bath. As for the three followers, they are not so lucky, and one of them is practicing the magic skill of keeping out the cold with this bucket.
Take a shower, change clothes, Fang Yiai feels relaxed, that Changwu County prison, he never wants to go in again in his life, that smell, it is really unforgettable. This brocade robe, Fang Yiai always feels wrong when he wears it, this hem is almost exposed to the knees, if there are no pants, he will have to be bare-legged.
"Snow goose, are there any other clothes, isn't this too inappropriate, it insults the image of someone in my room!"
"Okay, you can bear with it, this is still what I wore when I was a woman dressed as a man, and there are no others, but there are a lot of women's clothes, do you want to try it?" Li Xueyan glanced at Fang Yiai's legs with malicious intentions, Fang Yiai rolled her eyes helplessly, this chick looked at his jokes with a pure heart, forget it, good men don't fight with women, she doesn't give it, then figure it out yourself, "Old eight, Ding old eight, you go back to the inn and pick up some clothes for my son." ”
"Hey, young general, you wait, let the little one drink a sip of wine to warm up first!" Ding Laoba was so cold that the corners of his mouth were blue because he poured cold water, thinking that he was a tomb robber, how could he have a strong physique like an iron deer and a heavenly sword.
"Damn, this thief, he has no rules at all, and he still drinks too much, but Lao Tzu hasn't drunk yet!"
"Don't get nervous, I still have some good wine, do you want to drink it?"
"What's the nonsense, you woman, why don't you hurry up and bring the wine?" Fang Yiai urged Li Xueyan, Li Xueyan stood up and kicked Fang Yiai's leg, and said coquettishly, "You person, what are you in a hurry, don't you just squat in the cell for a day, it's like you haven't seen wine for half a year." ”
Fang Yixin said, what do you know, can this cell be the same, I didn't feel this way when I squatted in the prison, I didn't care about eating and drinking, but I can't pull the sa at will, this is a thing.
Li Xueyan took the wine, Fang Yiai drank one by one, and the dishes were only a plate of cooked donkey meat, Fang Yiyi loved to eat with relish, Li Xueyan held her chin and watched from the side, with a peculiar smile on the corner of her mouth.
After relaxing, Fang Yiai was in the mood to observe Li Xueyan carefully, not to mention, I haven't seen her for a long time, this girl is really getting more and more flavorful.
"Fang Jun, what are you looking at?"
"Nonsense, look at you, this is you, can you still see ghosts?"
"Hehe, do you think I'm beautiful?"
"Of course, the elegance is peerless!" Fang Yiai did not hesitate to praise herself, and after this praise, she asked with a shy smile, "Snow Goose, to tell you the truth, do you think I am also a Yushu Linfeng?" ”
Yushu in the wind? Li Xueyan pursed her lips with a smile in her eyebrows, she had never seen such a shameless person. (To be continued.) )