Chapter 650: I want to ascend to heaven

Chapter 650 I Want**

**Yi A verdant jade finger slowly crossed the bridge of Fang Yiai's nose, she had never seen Fang Yiai so quiet, "Husband, do you think it will snow this day?" ”

"Of course it will fall, and it will rain very much, there is no snow this year, and if you don't do it again, this spring ploughing will be troublesome!"

"Hehe, husband, you know a lot, do you know everything about spring ploughing?" **Yi couldn't help but purse her mouth, her playful appearance made Fang Yiai blink and smile, "Danyi, don't look down on your husband, a husband can play with a big knife and a good man who can afford a hoe, isn't he just a spring ploughing, when spring begins, teach you how to farm for your husband!" ”

"Come on, the concubine is not crazy with you, I heard that because of you, the back garden of the princess's mansion is about to be changed into a vegetable garden!" Speaking of which, **Yi was happy in her heart, using the back garden of the princess's mansion as a vegetable patch, it is estimated that the Tang Dynasty has done it several times, and this husband can do it.

"What are you laughing at, don't you have a back garden for your husband, don't worry, this time we won't plant vegetables, just plant flowers!" Fang Yiai also felt very sorry for Changle, she had been married for so long, and she didn't have any benefits, so she let her go to the yard to grow vegetables, which made Li Shimin a little unwilling to see him as a son-in-law.

**Yi lowered her head and kissed Fang Yiai's forehead, her husband is very thick-skinned, can the back garden of the house be compared with the back garden of the princess's house? The back garden in the princess's mansion is second only to the Royal Garden and the Royal Garden.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the old man sat in the living room, and the brothers of the Fang family were about to go outside to pay New Year's greetings door-to-door. It's also a big New Year, if you want to put it down, Fang Yiai has already scolded Tang Youxin as Donald Duck, isn't it just a man who died, and it's not that he can't get married. In short, Fang Yiai felt that Tang Youxin was a resentful woman, and if she was asked to shoot a resentful spirit, it would definitely be the most suitable.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, goose feather-like snowflakes floated in the sky, looking at such a big snow, Fang Yiai was particularly proud, and kept bragging to ** Yi.

"Danyi, what's the matter, my husband's ability to observe the sky this night is not bad, saying that it snows heavily!"

**Yi was speechless for a while, and watched the sky at night, Chinese New Year's Eve was dark, there was not even a star in the sky, where did the sky come from.

On the fifth day of the first lunar month, according to the rules, a family banquet will be held in the Taiji Palace, of course, although it is a family banquet, it is also a congratulatory gift.

When he entered the Taiji Palace, he was the most eye-catching, and the other horses were two people, but this Fang Horse led a group of women's army. Yu Linwei didn't dare to think about it, because they thought that they didn't have the courage to marry a princess, and they dared to marry another woman after marrying a princess, so they had to have the ability to give up their lives. Look at the women in other people's houses, His Royal Highness Changle and Lord Lin Ling will not talk about it, Cheng Ling'er, Princess Yincheng, ** Yi, which of these women does not have a great family background.

Li Shimin looked very happy this year, since the children entered the hall, his mouth has not been closed, when he saw Changle come in, he was so happy to raise his legs and stand up, "Hey, good girl, come and sit here Daddy, you are pregnant, don't hurt your body." ”

Fang Yiai's black line in his head, this old father-in-law is also eccentric, Changle has just been pregnant, can you be so careful, it was just before, but now it's good, even the main seat has been given up. Not to mention that Fang Yi's love is unhappy, even Cheng Chuliang is also a thought, he is also marrying a princess, why is the treatment so bad. As soon as the family was happy, Li Shimin gave up his seat, and when he and Qinghe came, the old father-in-law didn't let out a fart, let alone give up his seat.

Changle pouted rarely, she walked to Li Shimin's side, and said with a bitter smile, "Father, don't harm your daughter, if your son is given to the child, then the child will not be annoyed to death by the imperial historians." ”

"Hehe, that's such a reason, Gao E, what are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and get a chair for Changle, remember, add more cushions!"

"Hey!" Gao Gonggong swept the dust and led the two eunuchs to move the chairs. Taking advantage of this effort, Empress Changsun also pulled Changle and whispered.

Fang Yiai saw that no one cared, and led his daughters-in-law to occupy a few tables in the east, and Cheng Chuliang couldn't talk to those princes, so he led Qinghe over. When they met, Cheng Chuliang smiled with a shy face, "Brother Jun, you are really blessed, look at Changle's ability, with her, you will have no worries for your life!" ”

Fang Yiai wanted to be humble for a few words, but before the words came out, Qinghe next to her was not satisfied, she had a cold face, reached out and pinched Cheng Chuliang's arm, "Husband, what's the matter, is it not possible to marry a concubine and insult you?" ”

"Where? Oh, so Qinghe, don't be angry, isn't it a joke for your husband, just how much you think about your husband, can you still know? Cheng Chuliang spoke, one hand was still touching the back of Qinghe's hand and rubbing, and a pair of eyes were also staring at the application.

Fang Yiai almost didn't vomit, it's really fucking disgusting, I've always heard that Cheng Chuliang is afraid of his wife, but I never thought that he was already scared to this extent, Princess Qinghe just sneezed, and this thing was scared like this.

Fang Yiai admits that he is also a strict wife, but he is far from the level of Cheng Chuliang, besides, his Changle will not be as petty as Qinghe.

The time has passed, Gao Yi is verbose and a lot of nonsense, and Fang Yiai understands the last sentence "The gift begins" after listening to it for a long time. According to the rules, it was naturally Li Chengqian who took the lead. Li Chengqian, the crown prince, has a lot of energy, and he doesn't know where to get a good couplet, which coaxed Li Shimin into a smile on his face, and even the folds of his face shook out.

Last year, Li Chengqian went over, it was Fang Yiai, I never thought that this year would be the same, fortunately, Fang Yiai and Changle had already prepared. Standing up, Fang Yiai coughed twice and clapped his hands, and more than a dozen Yu Linwei walked in carrying a big black guy. There were a total of sixteen Yu Lin Wei, carrying things, but they were struggling, thinking about how heavy the thing was.

Li Shimin wondered, could it be that this beloved son-in-law got something new? Last year, he grabbed the jackpot with a bunch of broken eggs, and this year he won't get another bunch of roast pig's trotters, right?

"Changle, Jun'er, what is this, it looks quite heavy!" Empress Eldest Sun is very interested, because things are always fresh.

"Mother, you'll find out later, Fang Jun didn't waste a lot of effort for this!" Changle also sold a pass, if he said it, then Li Yi was not in a hurry with her, and finally seized an opportunity to show off, how could Li Yi let it go?

Walking in front of the giant, Fang Yiai arched his hand to the surroundings, "Father, mother, brothers, uncles, fellow villagers, today said, Fang Mou wants to be for everyone"

Li Shimin's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he slapped his chair and said angrily, "Fang Jun, what are you talking about, what are you going to do quickly, if you have nothing to do, just sit down and drink for me!" ”

Fang Yiai shook his arm, with a gloomy face, he returned to the emperor, he didn't know that with his cooperation, someone in his room still wanted to be a magician, and this good mood made Li Shimin ruined. Looking at Fang Yiai in the middle, Li Chengqian poked Li Ke beside him with his finger, he couldn't help frowning and asked, "Third brother, what did Fang Jun do, why is it so big?" ”

"I've never heard of it!" Li Ke shook his head, he didn't lie to Li Chengqian, it's such a big thing, if he has seen it, he will definitely remember it.

"Big brother, in my opinion, Fang Jun is just playing tricks, I guess there is nothing in it!" Li Tai is very uninterested in Fang Yiai, he could have ascended to the throne of the prince, all because of Fang Yiai, if he hadn't helped Li Chengqian solve the Jiangnan matter, would Li Chengqian be where he is today?

Li Ke glanced at him a little unhappily, "Fourth brother, it's not right for you to say that, Brother Jun rarely talks empty words, let's take a look." ”

Li You's surname is very anxious, he has not been a patient person since he was a child, and when he saw that Fang Yiai didn't do anything for a long time, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Brother Jun, hurry up, if you don't do it, my little brother will help you with your work!" ”

Fang Yiai turned around and handed Li You a look that you want to die, but unfortunately after this look was handed over, it was a flattering look from Concubine Yin De, as soon as he saw Concubine Yin De smiling at him, Fang Yiai quickly turned his head and silently recited the blessing of the Buddha. Concubine Yin De is too bold, and Fang Yiai is not as crazy as her.

Rubbing his hands, Fang Yiai pulled hard, and the big black cloth flew aside, at this time, Li Yi, who was dressed in military uniform, held a small short sword, pinched his small waist and roared arrogantly, "Child Li Yi, a gift for his father, a hot air balloon flying in the sky!" ”

Li Shimin opened his mouth wide, and it was estimated that he could stuff duck eggs, Li Ke was eating, and when he saw Li Yi's appearance, he was choked by something in his mouth.

"Flying hot air balloons?" Li Shimin pondered for a while, and then looked at the appearance of the giant thing, and then reacted, his expression was a little excited, and his mouth began to tremble, "This, but what kind of thing did you say that brought people flying into the sky?" ”

Fang Yiai smiled and nodded, "Back to my father, it is this thing, as long as the fire is lit, this thing can fly into the sky!" ”

"Hahahaha, okay, what a good son-in-law, come, such a fetish, how can I miss it, open the door, I want to **!" Li Shimin roared twice excitedly, left the chair and ran towards the hot air balloon.

Fang Yiai almost didn't faint, can this old father-in-law speak, if you want to **, take a knife and kill yourself, just this cultivation, and be the emperor, it is estimated that it is time for Kong Yingda to teach him a lesson. Li Shimin wants to play a flying adventure, and Fang Yiai can only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.

Li Yi opened the door, Fang Yiai and Li Shimin rushed in, Gao Yi also wanted to come up, but was directly blocked by Fang Yiai, "Gao Gonggong, don't come up, this thing can bear the weight of three people, if the load is loaded, the people above will fall into twist." ”

"Ah" Gao He was startled, and he shouted at Li Shimin, "Your Majesty, why don't you go up first, and when you are sure that it's okay, you will go up again?" ”

"Bastard, look at your little guts, back then, when I was in the middle of the army, killing seven in and seven out, are you still afraid of this wrecking ball?" Li Shimin stared at each other, resolutely refusing to go down, Li Yi also stood next to him and gave a thumbs up, "Father said well, our Li family's sons and daughters must have this courage!" ”

Fang Yiai felt that he was superfluous, just this father and daughter, what kind of coal did they burn, just rely on them to brag about it, and they could also send a hot air balloon to the moon. Seven in and seven out of the fucking army, you think you are Changshan Zhao Zilong. Although Fang Yiai disdained, he didn't dare to disturb his old father-in-law's beautiful dreams.

"Fang Jun, don't hurt your father, if something happens, I can't spare you!" Li Tai stepped forward very appropriately.

Fang Yiai didn't bother to pay attention to Li Tai, anyway, no matter what he did, Li Tai would not support him. After listening to Li Tai's words, Li Yi, who was showing off at Li Shimin, was not happy, she had a cold face, and knocked on the edge of the seat with a sword, "Fourth brother, why are you talking, why does Brother Jun want to kill his father?" ”

"Go and go, get out of the way, what kind of mouth, good son-in-law, hurry up**ah, I can't wait!"

The old father-in-law was in a hurry, Fang Yiai had to act as a fire burner, and after lighting the fire, he shouted at Li Ke and Zhao Chong, "Hey, for Brother De, Lao Zhao, you have dragged the rope, and when I give an order, you will pull the hot air balloon back!" ”

"Hey!" Zhao Chong held the rope tightly, he felt that the second son was talking nonsense, in order to ensure the safety of His Majesty the Emperor, even if no one said it, he had to pull the rope. (To be continued.) )