Zhang Guifei to !!

The eunuchs and guards got out of the way, and Xiao Yu'er looked up, and a beautiful woman attacked. The palace-like eyebrows are crescent moons, obliquely invading the sideburns. Before speaking, he was shy, the cherry was red, the jade japonica white dew, and the dialect was half a day. It's just like the sound of a warbler, and it's pitiful to take a step. The waist and limbs of the dance are delicate and soft, thousands of graces, all kinds of charming, like weeping willows before the evening breeze.

"Your Majesty!! Are you alright?! Scared the slave family to death. ”

The handsome face showed the initial nervousness, and the red was cute. I don't know why, but I love her very much, and exhale a kind of protection of life.

For a while, he was confused, and his blazing eyes made the emperor next to him look unhappy, what do you see as a eunuch, that's my wife. It is estimated that the round fist will be smashed.

After all, Renzong is a cultivated young man (with a house, a car, power, someone with money), where would he use such a low-level fun action as a wheel fist with no technical content, and directly roared in a golden voice: "Arrest him for me." ”

Master Pang thought that his ears had misheard, and asked again: "Your Majesty, the old minister is old, what did you just say?" ”

"Arrest him!!" Renzong snorted again.

Xiao Yu'er was surprised and dumbfounded, what did you reward me just now? You're going to cut off my head in the blink of an eye? This... It's really like a half-tiger.

"Your Majesty, someone just saved you, will this be revenge?" Master Pang explained.

Xiao Yu'er nodded fiercely, yes, yes. I didn't think you were a cute old man.

"Are you stupid, or am I stupid?!" Renzong whispered: "This person must not be a eunuch. "Why whisper? Nonsense, can a fake eunuch be mixed into the harem? Definitely not.

Master Pang looked around left and right, his eyes lowered and he thought, this is big or small, and carefully verified:

"Your Majesty, how do you know?"

After all, Renzong is young and vigorous, who hasn't eaten flying vinegar? But. As the emperor, I can't say that I am jealous, but fortunately, I read poetry and books, and said arrogantly: "A man's intuition." ”

"Brother"

"Brother?"

Renzong was stunned, not only Renzong was stunned, everyone was stunned, where is this singing?

"Aifei? How did this happen for a while? ”

"Your Majesty, this is really Yingying's brother."

"You don't fool me, isn't your brother Zhang Jun? Yes, there is also Zhang Jie, who is an official outside, and I have seen these two brothers-in-law. ”

As soon as Xiao Yu'er heard Zhang Jun's name. I thought: Zhang Jun? Won't this kid be my brother? Could it be that this concubine Zhang is Zhang Jun's sister, wouldn't it?

When he looked closely, these two people didn't look like each other at all, but a bit like me, with so white skin. Someone is narcissistic.

"Hey, Your Majesty, when did the slave family deceive you? Hmph" Zhang Yingying pouted and said, "You just don't believe in the slave family." ”

Renzong saw that his beauty was angry, so he didn't hurry up and coax it, so he lived upstairs. "Hehe, beauty, don't be angry?" I have to understand, right? "It can't be that everyone comes to be my brother-in-law, right?

Zhang Guifei is not very old, and she is deeply favored by the emperor. Especially her shy appearance won the emperor's heart. Blushing, she showed a mischievous smile and said:

"Then you're going to ask him." Qianqianyu pointed at Xiao Yu'er, and the little handkerchief floated down and landed right in front of Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er hurriedly picked it up, only to see the word Xiaoling tattooed on the handkerchief. This......

Xiao Yu'er felt that her brain cells were not flexible enough, and she was stuck. For a while, his mind went to Ma Xiaoling.

Everyone looked at Xiao Yu'er, and Renzong was a little impatient. Exclaimed, "Boy, who are you?" ”

Xiao Yu'er came back to her senses at this time, her face was frightened, her eyes rolled, and she said in a hurry: "Your Majesty, the little one is indeed Zhang Guifei's brother, but he did it." ”

"What!?" Are you really a fake eunuch? Are those of my beloved concubines? Renzong's little brain Ren began to spark, not daring to think about it.

"Your Majesty, Zhang Jun and I are brothers, killing chicken heads, and sprinkling yellow paper, ah, you don't understand, it's the kind of Taoyuan Sanjieyi."

Zhang Guifei said on the side: "In the past, my eldest brother actually did something immoral. ”

Well, Renzong nodded very seriously, that's right, it's this guy, who looks like he is the uncle of the country and causes trouble everywhere, and I wiped his ass several times, and said, "Why hasn't he come recently." ”

"I'll !! too"

A loud voice came: "Ah, no emperor can still remember me." ”

Xiao Yu'er looked up, this is not Zhang Jun and who is it, looking at his appearance, he seems to be a lot braver, which may have something to do with him playing football.

"Your Majesty, it's good today. Ah, I said, brother, why are you kneeling here? Then he went to pull the ballast Xiaoyuer and said: "I'll just say, the emperor is not good-looking, and he has all kinds of opportunities, so he will send it to us later." You have to see it for yourself. I almost didn't arrest you as an assassin. He went up to clean up the soil for Xiao Yu'er, and said in a low voice: "Don't worry about me?" ”

What is a brother, this is a brother, and he actually stuck a knife in his ribs for his brother, woo~~~

Renzong glanced at the guards around him, no wonder there were assassins coming to assassinate him today? With such an organization, such a loose organization, can you not mix in with the Assassins? Pouted, silently said in a good air, "What are you doing here?" "It seems that I don't like to see this uncle who is not doing his job.

Zhang Jun took out a few invitations from his arms, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I recently held a Keju competition, and I want to invite the emperor to watch the competition." ”

Renzong looked at Xiao Yu'er, meaning, you owe me an explanation.

Zhang Jun explained: "Oh, this is my brother, and he made the Keju competition. Today I was supposed to pay a visit to my sister, let her go out to watch the game, relieve the boredom, who knows that my brother said that he has not seen the emperor, so I want to come and see, I was waiting in my sister's place, who knew that this kid put on the costume of the little eunuch and came out. Disturbed the Holy Driver. ”

"Oh, that's what happened." Renzong nodded.

Everyone looked at Renzong and nodded, and their hearts suddenly relaxed a lot, and they finally fooled over.

"No, he said that he was a subordinate of Gonggong Li in the imperial dining room?"

Phew, you goddamn old bastard. Xiao Yu'er still has admiration for Master Pang? I didn't expect to beat people to death in a blink of an eye.

In fact, this can't be blamed on Taishi Pang, although he is a Taishi, he is also a relative of the emperor, first of all, the national master, and his eldest daughter is Pang Guifei. You think about how to create some fireworks between the concubine and the concubine. At this juncture, Taishi Pang wants to fight for his daughter.

When Renzong heard this, his eyes lit up and said, "Yes, I almost forgot about it." ”

"Good boy, you deceive the king?!!"

Zhang Jun was blindsided all of a sudden, how could there still be this place. Look at the little fish.

Xiao Yu'er was just about to open his mouth to explain, when he heard someone say something.

"The Eight Sages King to !!" (To be continued......)