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Chapter 52: What can you do on a candle night in the cave room

In the private room of the Beauty Restaurant, it is not elegant at all, and a group of generals are shirtless and have no image of the wine.

"Brother karma, it's not that I look down on you, even if you add karma, you are not my opponent!" Duan Ji touched his bald head, stepped on the stool, and looked arrogant and domineering.

"Bald, are you afraid of you? Hmph, I'm afraid I'll hurt you, since you're so ignorant, then don't blame the little brother for being rude, come, Manshang, if I don't drink you down today, I'll have a surname with Brother Weide! Li Yexu directly filled two bowls of drunk without giving in, Li Yexu said very heroic, but isn't this a little too shameless, isn't Li Ke also surnamed Li?

At this time, I was already drunk and confused, so I still wanted to get these, and yelled: "Okay, Brother Ye Xu, it's a gentleman, my old Duan has recognized you as a brother!" ”

Fang Yiai and Li Ke looked at each other and smiled, and the thoughtful colleague glanced at Li Yexu, this guy is so shameless, no matter what the result is, this guy will win.

"Brother Jun, I heard that you once fell in love with a woman named Li'er two years ago?" Li Ke was a very gossipy thief and laughed.

"Hey, Mo Ti, there is no fate, brother, my life is hard, I finally met the right person, why did you pinch this result?" Fang Yiai patted Li Ke's thigh with a sad face, but this force was a little abnormal, anyway, after two slaps, Li Ke's face turned blue, and his legs trembled.

"I said, Brother Jun, lightly, what are you doing with so much energy, it's not Cheng Zhijie for your brother!" Li Ke saw that Fang Yiai wanted to come again, so he quickly turned sideways, and when he was filming, his leg was swollen.

"I'm sorry, brother, just now the little brother was a little excited, and his hand strength was a little bigger~" Fang Yiai smiled apologetically, seeing Li Ke's bitter gourd face, I was already happy in my heart, let you be more handsome than me, I will shoot you to death.

"Hey, Brother Jun, isn't she just a woman, if you want, I'll find you ten or eight for my brother!" Li Ke really thought that Fang Yiai was too sad, so he quickly frowned and comforted.

"Poof!" Yu Chi Baoqing listened to Li Ke's words, and squirted out in one gulp, after spraying the wine, he didn't care about the victim's reaction, and said to Li Ke: "Brother De, you can't help Brother Junxian this time, do you know why Brother Jun hasn't been engaged yet?" ”

"Why?"

"Because Brother Jun likes women from good families!"

"What? Is this true? ”

"Brother De, how dare the younger brother lie to you, don't you believe it and ask everyone here, at that time, Brother Junxian personally asked us to investigate the women of good families in Chang'an City!" Wei Chi Baoqing was afraid that Li Ke would not believe it, so he put down the wine bowl and asked the surrounding animals, "Everyone, am I right?" ”

The other animals nodded their heads very cooperatively, this time Fang Yiai can't be washed even if he jumps into the Yellow River, he just asked them to find Li'er, how did he become a woman who swept the good family?

"Hey, Brother Jun, your preference, it's really" Li Ke didn't know what to say when he said this, although he was a prince, he couldn't force other women to remarry!

"Brother, you have to believe me!" Fang Yiai felt that he was so wronged, why did he make such a group of bad friends, one by one, he didn't do business, and he had to chew his tongue like gossip.

"Well, I believe in you for my brother!" Li Ke smiled and nodded, but this smile was a bit silvery.

"Brother Junxian, I really convinced you, why did you say that you still miss that Li'er, isn't she just a good woman, if you really like it, help you turn one over for your brother!" Cheng Chumo hugged Fang Yiai very righteously, and said amazing bold words with a big tongue, robbing the women of good families, really have ideas, very good and powerful.

"This, Brother Chu Mo, I don't think it's necessary, the younger brother has always paid attention to convincing people with virtue, this pickle girl is a beautiful thing, how can you use such a vulgar method?" Fang Yiai felt that it was better to follow the words of these animals, otherwise he didn't know what this group of people could say.

"Brother Junxian, you are really smart, even this pickled girl can say so many ways!" Cheng Chumo stretched out his thumb with admiration, looking at this thumb, Fang Yiai swallowed the truth for him, it was really good to hear it.

"Okay, let's not talk about that, I think everyone is so happy to drink, why don't you play guessing puzzles?" Li Ke patted the table and said with a very elegant smile.

"Okay, okay, whoever will come up with the question, I can't wait, I'll let you see who is the smartest person in Datang today!" Cheng Chuliang said with an anxious smile, as soon as he finished speaking, the others glanced at Cheng Chuliang with disdain, just your surname is still the smartest person in the Tang Dynasty, isn't this a big joke?

"Hehe, since you brothers are so interested, then there is a younger brother to come up with the question, everyone listen, my topic is 'Candle Night in the Cave Room', play an ancient name!" Fang Yiai spread his hands and laughed very obscenely, let you know what a riddle is today.

"Ancient names? Zhuge Liang? ”

Shake one’s head!

"Mulan?"

Shake one’s head!

"Dongfang Shuo?"

Shake one’s head!

"Black Widow?"

"Fuck off, I said bald, what do you think, why did you think of Black Widow?" Everyone was frightened by Duan Ji, and even the Black Widow said it.

"Brother Jun, I really can't guess for my brother, you better tell us!" Li Ke also admitted defeat at this time, what kind of riddle is this, why don't you have a clue.

"Tell you you can, but punish yourself with a sip of wine!" Fang Yiai will not let go of this gang of friends easily, it is best to pour this group of people down, so that they don't have to talk nonsense.

The cattle obediently drank a big sip of wine, and then Fang Yiai smiled strangely and said, "The answer is Cao Apu!" ”

"Cao Apu? Why? "Li Ke is still a little confused, what does this Cao Apo have to do with the candle night in the cave room?

"Brother, think about it, what else can you do in the cave room on a candle night? But the little brother can send you two words,,! Fang Yiai stretched out a finger at Li Ke and smiled.

Li Ke also figured it out at this time, smiled obscenely at Fang Yiai, and stretched out a thumbs up with admiration, "Brother Jun, talent, serve my brother!" ”

"Why is it Cao Apu?" At this time, Cheng Chuliang didn't understand it, and looked at Cheng Chumo with a puzzled expression.

Cheng Chu silently gave Cheng Chu Liang a brain breakdown, "It's really a shame, think about it, what did you do at night when you married the princess?" ”

"I'm in the cave room, what else can I do? No, is that what happened? Cheng Chuliang looked at the people around him with wide eyes and innocently, Duan Ju sighed and said with contempt: "Master Horse, what else can you do besides doing that?" ”

Cheng Chuliang blinked, yes, what else can you do on the night of candles in the cave room, why didn't you think of it?

On September 17 of the twelfth year of Zhenguan, this day is destined to be a different day.

The routine court meeting began in the Xuanzheng Hall early in the morning, and Li Shimin looked at the Wenchen generals in the hall with a smile on his face, "Ladies and gentlemen, do you have something to tell me?" ”

At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, it was very casual when both the emperor and the ministers held court meetings, and it was not like the later generations when they started with the eunuch shouting "There is a morning music, and there is no retreat!" "As far as Li Shimin's indifferent words are concerned, if they are placed in future generations, those imperial historians will be able to say a bunch of truths, anyway, in a word, it is against the etiquette of a gentleman.

Fang Yiai is also glad that he came to the Zhenguan period, all things in this era have not yet taken shape, it is an era of a hundred flowers, this is to be placed in the Ming Dynasty, he has to be suffocated.

"Your Majesty, the minister has something!" The eldest grandson Shunde held the jade plaque in his hand, walked out of the ranks of the military ministers, and leaned down at Li Shimin very respectfully.

"Oh, what's the matter in Shunde, say it and let everyone hear it!" Li Shimin looked at the eldest grandson Shunde curiously and smiled, this is too peaceful, what can the eldest grandson Shunde do?

"Your Majesty, what the minister wants to say is that Zuo Wuwei has never sent a chief general since General Qin retired due to illness, so the minister feels that it is very inappropriate at this time. As a guard of the Southern Ya of the Tang Dynasty, how can there be a lack of generals all year round? The eldest grandson Shunde raised his head, and the tone of his voice was also unusually powerful.

"Shunde, this is reasonable, but have you thought about it, who will be the general of Zuo Wuwei?" Li Shimin also understood from his heart that the eldest grandson Shunde was right, Zuo Wuwei, as the most powerful guard in the Southern Ya, could not lack the main general, but Li Shimin couldn't think of who would be the general, this person must not only be loyal, but also have outstanding ability, otherwise how can he suppress Zuo Wuwei's group of arrogant generals.

"The minister recommends one person, does Your Majesty think it is appropriate?" The eldest grandson Shunde did not speak, but the eldest grandson Wuji walked out of the column with a smile, shaking the sleeves of the red brocade robe and arching his hand.

"Oh, please say it!" Li Shimin saw that the eldest grandson Wuji stood up, and smiled very face-savingly.

"Your Majesty, the minister recommended Hou Junji, the secretary of the ministry, Hou Shangshu's art of war is very extraordinary, and he has rich experience in commanding troops, so the minister thinks that Hou Shangshu is the most suitable!"

After listening to the words of the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Shimin nodded and smiled, "What the auxiliary machine said is reasonable, Hou Junji, do you have the confidence to be a good general?" ”

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, the ministers all frowned slightly, Li Shimin really trusted the eldest grandson Wuji too much, Hou Junji was already in charge of the secretary of the ministry, how could he serve as this general again. Although the ministers understood this, no one dared to upset Li Shimin, and besides, it would annoy the eldest grandson Wuji.

"The minister will live up to His Majesty's trust, and the minister will not insult Zuo Wuwei's prestige!" Hou Junji was very excited and said loudly.

"Good!" Li Shimin applauded happily, and just wanted to continue, his words were interrupted by others, and when Li Shimin saw the person who interrupted him, he helplessly suppressed the unhappiness in his heart.

"Xuan Ling, do you have any different opinions?" Li Shimin endured the displeasure in his heart and said lightly.

"Your Majesty, Hou Junji has already served as the secretary of the ministry, how can he hold such a high position as General Zuo Wuwei, so please take back your fame" Although Fang Xuanling knew that saying this would make Li Shimin unhappy, he still had to say that others could pretend to be confused, but he, the prime minister, could not pretend to be confused.

"Xuan Ling, since you say so, then tell me, besides Hou Junji, who else is suitable to be this Zuo Wuwei general?" Li Shimin frowned and asked with a smile.

"I don't know!" Fang Xuanling replied with a fist very simply.

"Hmph, good one, you don't know, since you don't know, why do you have to object, do you have any other way?" Li Shimin is also a little popular, why is this Fang Xuanling the same as Wei Zheng, he doesn't know how to be flexible at all, fortunately Wei Zheng didn't come today because he was sick, otherwise he would be annoyed again today.

"There is no way, you can ask Hou Junji to resign from this official department, and then go to be the general of Zuo Wuwei!" Fang Xuanling said fearlessly.

"The minister seconded the proposal!" Du Ruhui understood that he had to stand up at this moment, otherwise his old partner would be unlucky.

With Du Ruhui taking the lead, Duan Zhixuan, Li Ji and others also came out in unison and said: "The ministers seconded the proposal!" ”

Looking at these important ministers who stood up, Li Shimin exhaled deeply, now Li Shimin is also a little difficult to ride a tiger, if he persists, he will be stubborn and self-serving, if he takes back his life like this, he will not be able to get over his face. Li Shimin glanced at Fang Xuanling and several other military generals, and suddenly found that the fairy Cheng who had always loved to be lively actually looked at his nose and nose, when did this old man become so calm?

"Zhijie, do you have any good ideas?" Li Shimin asked without any confidence, originally this old man could cooperate and find him a step down, but he didn't expect Cheng Fairy to hear this, and stood up with a smug face and said with a smile: "Hey, Your Majesty, how do you know that I have a good way to do it, can Your Majesty pinch it?" ”

"You old, well, Zhijie, do you really have a way?" Li Shimin was so angry that he almost scolded in the court, isn't this old guy usually quite clever, why did he become stupid today?

Cheng Fairy didn't bother to care what Li Shimin thought, and arched his hand to the surrounding Wenchen generals and said solemnly: "Hehe, everyone, I'm sorry, today I Lao Cheng is going to steal everyone's limelight, everyone is not strange." In the past, Lao Cheng was reluctant to show off, but this time it didn't work, since everyone has their own opinions, it's better to listen to Lao Cheng's method, and see how good and wonderful my method is. It's not me Lao Cheng who said to you, how simple things are, why don't you know the situation? ”

Cheng Fairy bragged cheekily and boasted, and the surrounding group of Wenchen generals all shook their beards, this old man is too lacking in morality, this remark buried everyone, and the Manchu Dynasty civil and military is just an old man who is smart, and everyone else is a fool?

Li Shimin twitched the corners of his mouth, this old man is too capable of doing things, he hasn't said anything yet, the cowhide has blown half a cup of tea.

"Uh-huh, Zhijie, this, did you say the way first?" Li Shimin really can't stand it, looking at the posture of the old goblin, I'm afraid I can't finish talking about a cup of tea.

"Obey, since Your Majesty has spoken, then Lao Cheng will reluctantly say his humble opinion, in fact, I think this matter is very simple, Your Majesty, don't you just invite Second Brother Qin back?" The old goblin spread his hands and said that it was called a breeze.

", you said to ask Shubao to come back, can Shubao's body work?" Li Shimin was confused now, was this old goblin kicked in the head by a donkey?

"Your Majesty, Lao Cheng doesn't dare to joke with you, if you don't believe it, just let people go outside to take a look, Second Brother Qin is waiting outside the hall now!"

As soon as the old goblin's words were finished, Li Shimin stood up with a "Teng" sound, "Zhao Chong, quickly go to the outside of the hall to take a look, if the matter is true, immediately bring General Qin into the hall!" ”

"Yes!"

After Zhao Chong ran out, the entire Xuanzheng Hall fell into a kind of silence, it was so sudden, even the eldest grandson Wuji was a little moved, could it be that Qin Qiong was really coming back?