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A sedan chair came under Woniu Mountain, I climbed the hill when the sun came out, climbed to the top of the mountain and I wanted to sing, the song floated to my sister, she laughed when she heard my singing, the flower in the spring, I held hands with my sister, and I walked again to the top of the mountain. I saw a mountain full of red oysters......

Xiao Yu'er was singing happily, and in the sedan car behind, an untimely voice came:

"Hey, hey, little fish, it's night." The voice was rough, revealing a hint of resentment.

Xiao Yu'er looked back at the beautiful lady in the sedan chair, and said with a ridiculous taste, "I said Brother Tiger, don't talk, okay?" Can it scare people to death? ”

It was none other than Zhao Hu in the sedan chair, who was dressed as a man and a woman, and this was a good plan that Xiao Yuer came up with. made people disguise themselves as Miss Du's family, and then blended into the Woniu Mountain cottage. Capture the King.

Although the two kings were arrested, there is still a big king on the mountain, so the grass must be cut and eradicated, otherwise it will be hated for a thousand years.

Zhang Long came over with a jar of wine and said, "Bear with me, it's not far away." ”

Zhao Huqi said unhappily: "Brother Long, you said that you are dressed like this, how can you bear it?" ”

"Flutter", the surrounding bankers also laughed.

"Laugh, laugh what are you laughing at?" Zhao Hu said with a tense face, seeing that everyone was blushing, he was very angry in his heart. Then I saw Xiao Yu'er: "Xiao Yu'er, let's change, you pretend to be a woman, I pretend to shout, okay?" ”

"Didn't you say that? If you don't dress appropriately, people will know that you have been a soldier at a glance. "Xiao Yu'er doesn't pretend to be a girl," said you, but you are willing to gamble and lose. You have a problem, don't let people look down on gambling? ”

It turned out that the two had also quarreled before coming, who would play Miss Du. Both of them put forward very good demands, reasonable opinions, and in the end, they were deadlocked, and they could only draw lots.

Ha ha. Thinking of this reasonableness, Xiao Yu'er wanted to laugh. It's good to have a system. Xiao Yu'er wrote four notes, and he wanted to be the first to catch them, so he instantly replaced all the notes in the post with two with words.

Zhao Hu would let him be the first to catch it, so Zhao Hu was the first to catch it, and no matter how he caught it, he had words.

Zhao Hu naturally wanted to deny it, and said: There must be words on two notes in this post.

Xiao Yu'er shrugged her shoulders and said, "Where is it?" If you don't believe me, I'll open it for you and take a look" Xiao Yu'er grabbed the paper ball, turned his hand into the cloud, covered his hand for rain, and then replaced it with a blank one to show everyone.

Hey. Xiao Yu'er thought about Lezz, so he wouldn't sue them.

Zhao Hu sulked, pulled down the sedan curtain, and stopped talking.

At that time, Xiao Yuer and his party went up to Woniu Mountain. This Woniu Mountain exudes a strangeness. I didn't even meet a single person? Where did 110 go? Where are the NPCs? Continuing up, I found a bright light on the hill and a few torches dotting the cottage.

Hmph, the robber is really a robber, except for increasing experience, he is not alert at all.

Xiao Yuer and others entered the cottage. Sure enough, houses were found on the top of the hill, and several torches dotted the cottage. Although the night was too dark to see in the distance, I could hear the noise in the house.

When approaching the cottage door. Xiao Yu'er and his party were discovered.

"Who are you?" A small minion in front of the gate of the village asked vigilantly.

Xiao Yu'er bowed her head and said respectfully: "King, we are from Dujiazhuang." ”

When the little minion heard that it was from Dujiazhuang, he asked, "Didn't our two kings go to your Dujiazhuang?" ”

"Yes. The second king was already intoxicated, and he was still on the back, and he let the little ones. Send my young lady to the cottage first. And then they arrived. Xiao Yu'er continued to pretend to be Sun Dao.

"Huh?" When the thief heard the bride, his eyes suddenly lit up, but he heard that the girl of the Du family looked so smart, swallowed the gurgling saliva, looked at the sedan chair, slowly approached, and just lifted the sedan curtain.

"Smack" the little fish grabbed the little minion. The little minion looked at it, and his face tightened. Whoever is disturbed at this time will be angry, look at the little fish, and show an unkind expression.

Xiao Yuer'er smiled and said: "Wang, you don't seem to be in accordance with the rules, if the second master knows, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat and walk around." ”

When the little minion heard this, his face changed again. Xiao Yu'er said sharply: "Don't you take us to see the big boss?!"

After all, the little minion came out to play soy sauce, how could he argue with the second master? Under the power of Xiao Yu'er's fox and fake tiger, he had to do it.

Under the guidance of the little minions, Xiao Yuer and the others entered the Juyi Hall.

Let's say that this big boss of Woniu Mountain is sitting in it, and he is about to send someone down the mountain to inquire about the second master who is his son-in-law? I saw a group of people coming to the Juyi Hall.

He asked, "How can there be a living?" ”

Xiao Yu'er put aside the little minions and stepped forward, knelt down and bowed nine times and said: "The king is blessed with the sky, longevity and heaven, martial arts cover the world, and dominate the rivers and lakes." ”

This sycophant made the big boss smile and couldn't help but smile, and said: "It's still a little brother who knows the goods" These sycophants can't help but go too farn, but "thousands of wears, sycophants don't wear" Although it has been used to being flattered recently, the sycophants come after all, after all, they are useful. Zhang Yu thought to himself: "I have to shoot a full sycophant!" ”

Although the big boss enjoyed it very much, he still asked vigilantly: "Who are you?" ”

"Oh, the king, I am Du Gong of Dujiazhuang, that is, your second brother......

The big boss was a little confused by Xiao Yuer's long-winded relationship network, and stopped: "What about the second master? ”

"Oh, the second master is a little drunk, and it's still on now, so I'll come first." Xiao Yu'er pointed to the sedan chair outside the house and said, "That is our young lady." ”

A little minion says:

"Boss, I heard that chick in Dujiazhuang looks like a thief."

Xiao Yu'er suddenly said, "It's a pity that ......"

The big boss and the group of little minions looked at the little fish strangely and asked, "What is the pity?" ”

When the little fish saw their appearance, she smiled and said:

"It's a pity that the second master started first." There was a mockery in his eyes, as if to say, your hands are not as fast as the second one. This success infuriated the big bosses.

The big boss of Woniu Mountain, his face turned red, and then blue, and he didn't speak. Instead, he pushed the little fish away, went to the sedan chair, and said to the little minions: "Send the bride to my room." ”

Xiao Yu'er knew that the success had angered the big boss, and she was overjoyed in her heart. However, the acting has to play a full set, Zhang Long stopped with a sad face: "The big boss, this is the second master, you don't ......"

"Get out of here?!" As soon as the big boss raised his hand, he put Zhang Long aside.

Xiao Yu'er stepped forward to support Zhang Long and said, "Big boss, this is not etiquette." Although my young lady has not entered the cave room with the second master, there is no joy of fish and water. ”

The big boss was overjoyed when he heard this, and he hadn't budded yet, just what I wanted, and said with a stinky face: "Noise, my brother's wife is naturally my wife." I'll do it for you. After saying that, he carried the sedan back to his room.

Xiao Yu'er grabbed the big boss and said: "Big boss, in fact, this woman is like clothes, and brothers are like siblings." I think let's sit down and drink slowly, and then we'll talk about it when the second boss comes. Don't hurt your brother's peace. ”

Where does the big boss pay attention to these, if the second boss comes, he will definitely not let it, who will share the duck in his hand with you. Sex raw rice is cooked and matured, and the second child won't say anything? After he finished moving his mind, he put Xiao Yu'er aside and said very domineeringly: "The women in Woniu Mountain are all mine." I have the right to the first night. He strode towards his room.

Xiao Yu'er scolded angrily: "Listen, listen, you listen." Suddenly, a crack appeared in the hearts of the thieves. Even his brother's wife has to be robbed, what future does such a boss have?

Xiao Yu'er thought that she had successfully separated this group of bandits. He pretended to be depressed and said, "Come on, brothers, let's go drink, and wait for the second master to come." ”

The bandits felt that it was better to drink to relieve their worries than to sulk. Then there was a piece of silk in the Juyi Hall of Woniu Mountain to dispel sorrows with wine.

"Come, come, brothers, let's toast. Cheers."

"Cheers?" ……

Gradually, after a few little minions finished drinking, they fell asleep.

Zhang Long came to the group of mountain bandits, probed with his hand, and was still angry. He put the back of his hand on the bandit's face. Don't wake up. Pushing hard, the bandit fell to the ground, still not waking up. happily said: "Xiao Yu'er, the truth is still true, the soldiers are not bloody?" ”

"Of course." The corners of the little fish's mouth lifted into a smile. This is the boiling of the system. You won't wake up in six hours.

Hemp boils

Description: Walking the rivers and lakes, scraping bones to cure poison, craniotomy and dispelling wind, robbing houses, killing people and plundering, although the bow is a woman, there is always good medicine. Duration six hours. During this period, even if you disembowel, you will not wake up.

Ma Boiling Powder is an anesthetic created by Hua Tuo for use in surgery. The Book of the Later Han Dynasty? Hua Tuo's Biography contains: "If the disease is knotted inside, and the acupuncture and medicine cannot reach it, it is ordered to boil and boil with wine first, and he is drunk and unconscious, because of the slashing (ku, dissection) of the abdomen and back, and the accumulation (lump) is cut." ”

Postscript: The big boss of Woniu Mountain was about to want to have a cave with Zhao Hu, but he was beaten into a pig's head. Fortunately, the big boss was obsessed with the color at that time and didn't know that the bride was Zhao Hu. So hit by a blow.

After dawn, the officials of the brigade arrived and successfully captured a dry mountain bandit in Woniu Mountain. And at this moment, Xiao Yuer and others naturally continued to go to Fenzhou. But there's one more person on it. That is Du Xin'er, the daughter of Du Gong of Dujiazhuang. (To be continued......)