Part 6 Chapter 156 A tragedy caused by a soak of urine!
The three of them looked at each other, all feeling inexplicable.
Ji Mo grinned and almost laughed. Damn, it's the first time I've seen an ambush with an ass.
A gust of south wind blew, and a faint voice of speech came with the wind.
“...... Why haven't you come yet......"
“...... Don't be in a hurry...... Delayed on the way......"
“...... Note...... What's over there?"
"......**, a rabbit ......"
“...... it......"
......
The corners of Chu Yang's mouth twitched.
The two third-rank throne masters stood up suddenly, as if sensing something, looked around suspiciously, shook their heads, and smiled as if self-deprecatingly. Then they divided into two sides and walked over to check the ambush.
looks very attentive.
Chu Yang and Gu Duxing are even more confused, we are behind your ass, what are you doing in front of you?
I only heard this throne master ask in a deep voice, "Has the poison domain been inspected?"
A throne behind the tree replied in a low voice: "Elder rest assured, the lowly Yijing has checked it three times, and Yijing has added two poison domains; ”
"Well, to make sure that you can't be detected in advance, and you can't do enough on the periphery, these guys are very vigilant. If something happens, you can slip away immediately. This time it's time to make sure nothing goes wrong!" the throne reminded with a nod.
"Yes. ”
The two of them wandered around and returned to their original positions.
Chu Yang lay quietly in the grass, motionless. He didn't move, and of course Ji Mo and Gu Duxing didn't move.
Suddenly, two men in black stood up from the place where they had been ambushed and made a gesture.
The throne frowned and whispered, "What are you going to do?"
"Uh...... Go pee. ”
The emperor's face suddenly showed disgust, and he waved his hand and said angrily: "Go farther." ”
The two Jiupin Wuzun nodded their heads in agreement, walked back side by side, brushed and stepped on the fallen leaves on the ground, and walked out for more than thirty zhang, and the forest Yijing covered the road when they came, and then stopped.
One of them said: "Damn, I've been preparing here for half a month, and I haven't seen a ghost." ”
While sighing, the other untied the kù belt: "Wait, in fact, it's better not to come, once you come...... Damn, which of those guys is the easy one?"
"That's right. The yijing who spoke earlier took out the guy, closed his eyes, held his breath, and prepared to launch.
Rustle of falling leaves, snow and rain......
Ji Er Ye was furious!
He lay on his stomach in the dense grass, motionless, but these two guys walked all the way, and they were actually walking in his direction, and then zhanzhu, opened his eyes slightly, and clearly saw that there were four small tuǐ in black clothes in front of him.
Then a water arrow landed on the left side of his face with the coaxing heat of sāo, and its force was very urgent.
Drop by drop of warm stuff was splashed up with a strong vent, splashing on Ji Erye's cheeks.
Ji Erye's lungs have exploded!
Immediately, another water arrow landed on the right side of his face with the coaxing heat of sāo......
Ji Er Ye can't tolerate it! Because although the previous one is disgusting, it is also white and bright, and this one is actually like the Yellow River, as if he is sick, and the taste is even stronger!
Ji Mo was a little sad and angry for a moment: The three of us came together, why do you just pee at me? Isn't this a bullying?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and finally I couldn't bear it anymore and stood up with a whoosh.
These two Wuzun are urinating comfortably with their eyes closed, the urine is hearty, and the inventory that has been held for a long time is cleared out at once, and the whole body is indescribably comfortable, where do you want to get a big living person poured out of two bubbles of urine?
This surprise was really extraordinary, the eyes of the two suddenly opened, and then the two pairs of eyes bulged out at the same time, and under the extreme nervousness, the two water arrows that fired with urgent force also lost their follow-up power, and the urine flowed into the crotch, and then stopped......
Just as they were about to call, Ji Erye's two hands full of anger Yijing choked the throats of the two of them, and with a slight pop, the necks of the two of them were weirdly tilted to the side;
The bodies of the two only trembled twice, and they died.
Until this time, the two hands were still holding the bird in front of Jiashi, and there was no time to change. Boom la la la...... The stream of water that had been interrupted by the fright just now suddenly continued to spurt out after his owner lost consciousness......
This time there was no waste at all, and they all sprinkled the remaining Li on Ji Erye's kù......
Ji Erye's mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, and he gritted his teeth with hatred, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
A voice came from a distance: "What's wrong?" It turned out that I vaguely heard the movement here.
Ji Mo was stunned, how to answer?
Suddenly, a low voice said angrily, "This bastard, peed on my kùzi." It was the voice of the martial artist who spoke first.
Ji Mo was surprised, turned his head to look, and saw Chu Yang opening and closing his mouth and talking.
It is rare for King Chu Yan to imitate this person's tone so vividly.
Ji Mo woke up and hurriedly muttered vaguely: "Isn't this careless, I didn't mean it...... Look at your ...... in a hurry."
Chu Yang said angrily: "Accidentally, my two kù pipes are wet......
Ji Mo almost had internal injuries: Mom, it's me who is wet with both kù tubes, right?
There was a bang, someone laughed lowly, gloating, and the throne scolded with tears and laughter, and stopped talking.
But the others moved, only to hear one of them whisper: "That guy weishenme will pee on someone else's kùzi?"
The other said in a deep and thoughtful tone, "As far as I can guess, it may be that the urine is missing." ”
"But Weishenme will pee?" the man seemed even more surprised. Plus incomprehensible.
"There's something in it...... I suppose," the musing voice said.
"Why?" continued the amazed voice. , break the casserole and ask in the end.
"Well, one, if this girl suddenly remembered something when she went to bed last night, and there is clearly no right channel here...... Therefore, he is very suffocated, and if he holds it for a long time, he is prone to a deformity...... Well, if you drink a stomach full of water in the morning, you may urinate!" - a serious contemplative voice.
"I see!
"As for the second, it's hard to say, well, some people haven't had a legitimate ...... for a long time Well, what kind of channel will use a very bizarre way, charging into battle with a spear in hand, and using his own way to sweep away the demons in his heart...... And after sweeping the demons, it is easy to have a weak period, well, this kind of weak period, basically will urinate and deviate......"
"Insightful, fart!"
"Where, Where, ......"
There was a bang, laughter everywhere, although they didn't dare to make it loud, but they also suddenly had some chaotic meaning, and many people were lying on the ground and laughing silently, trembling and spasming.
Chu Yang Gu Duxing and Ji Mo were relatively stunned: This is really a group of talents!
It seems that these guys are really holding back, others pee, and they actually quoted the classics for a long time to analyze, and started the class seriously......
Chu Yang stood up and gently put down the two corpses with Ji Mo.
Then Chu Yang was in front, and he actually walked out with a big sting, and muttered in a low voice: "***, look at my two kùtuǐ, lala, cool swish, what can I do? It's a shame that you are still smiling so happily......"
As soon as he said this, there was more laughter, and a few people turned around: "That's the dung of the two of you......"
These people turned around, but they only saw Chu Yang's black clothes, and they couldn't see their faces, and their faces were all tightly blocked by the two of them by trees......
Some people even jokingly said: "It's rare that the two of you have a deep relationship, and you can stand so close to each other when you pee......"
As soon as he said this, laughter erupted.
Chu Yang smiled at this time Yijing approached the most marginal guy, he walked all the way and talked all the way, his voice was so vivid that no one noticed that it was fake, and no one noticed that he Yijing deviated from some directions.
"Damn, next time Lao Tzu said that he wouldn't pee with him...... Chu Yang laughed in a low voice, a little remorseful, a little embarrassed, and a little indignant, but the sword in his hand came out of his hand, and silently pierced it from under the ribs of the nearest guy, pierced through the heart, pierced the lungs, and firmly nailed his body to the ground.
This person was completely defenseless, and he thought that his comrade-in-arms would actually poison him? One moment he was still laughing in a low schadenfreude, and the next moment there was a heart-piercing pain from under his ribs, and just as he was about to cry out in pain, blood poured into his lungs violently......
Immediately after that, a strong vitality rushed into his body meridians, controlling his central nervous system, and immediately, his eyes bulged silently...... No breath.
Chu Yang smiled annoyedly, walked over and scolded with a smile: "Look at you guy, is it worth it for you to laugh out of breath when someone else pees?"
As he spoke, he smiled haha, his smile was calm and affectionate, but he secretly pulled out the sword that had just killed someone from his body and pasted it behind his big tuǐ.
Then he shook his head and sighed and walked in the direction of the other person behind the rocks. His steps were easy, and he landed heavily, as if he was walking in his own base camp.
Ji Mo followed behind him, only to feel his little heart pounding.
Mom, today I have seen what it means to kill people invisibly while talking and laughing. The best thing is that before and after the killing, it is still a real ease, there is absolutely no reluctance, and there is absolutely no murderous aura!
The one behind the mountain stone was laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, and he was also the one who laughed the most.
Chu Yang scolded angrily: "***, isn't it just such a little, look at you laughing like a sea seal, Lao Tzu's jokes are so good-looking? Today Lao Tzu has to teach you a lesson!"
Then suddenly there was a strong sound of skimming the air, and he rushed over blatantly. !。