Chapter 710 scares Li Shimin

Fang Yiai was frightened, and he stretched out his big slap to block Li Yi's small mouth tightly. Fortunately, Yu Linwei next to him are all smart people, and they turned their faces to the side to look at the scenery one by one.

"Hepu, what are you talking nonsense, this is the palace, such a solemn place, how can you talk nonsense, hum, let my father know, no" Fang Yiai said justice and awe-inspiring, but Li Yi was not afraid at all, on the contrary, he also straightened forward a pair of ** ** forward, "Brother-in-law, you continue to say, nothing?" Hmph, when the time comes, will my father scold you or me? ”

Li Yi is full of confidence, Fang Yiai is a little speechless, it seems that he has a good chance of being unlucky, Li Shimin has always been a daughter, if he chooses between his son-in-law and his daughter, Li Shimin will definitely go to his daughter. There is no way, Fang Yiai can only be convinced, "Come on, Hepu, then you wait, when you finish discussing things with your father, I will accompany you to Huichang Temple!" ”

"yes, brother-in-law is the best!" I don't know why Li Yi is so happy, and Fang Yiai doesn't have the heart to think about these things. After entering the palace, he grabbed a Yu Linwei and asked, "What the hell is going on, isn't it just that there are a few bald donkeys from Shaolin Temple in the temple, why does His Royal Highness Hepu value it so much?" ”

"Second son, don't you know, isn't it a while ago that His Majesty just issued the official regulations of the temple, so those senior monks all went to Huichang Temple to sit in meditation!"

Listening to such an explanation, Fang Yiai also understood a little, and dared to have a meeting with the old monks. No wonder Li Yi is so concerned, since it is a meeting, it must be indispensable for a high-ranking monk. For a person like Li Yi who loves Buddhism, how could he not join in the fun, of course, while joining in the fun, Li Yi will not forget to show off.

Fang Yiai thought as he walked, and he didn't know what happened to the bald donkey, if he was already personable, then someone in his room would have to consider not using Wang Baquan. has been in contact with Li Yi for so long, Fang Yiai still understands Li Yi, this girl really has the taste of a girl, and it is easy to put stars when she sees a handsome man.

Before he knew it, he came to the Ganlu Palace, Zhao Chong saw Fang Yi's love from afar, and as soon as he saw him come in, he walked up and said in a low voice, "Second son, you came back yesterday, why did you only enter the palace today?" You don't know, Your Majesty waited for you yesterday to wait until the hour before returning to the Hundred Blessings Hall to rest! ”

"Fang Yiai was speechless for a while, this Li Shimin is too narcissistic, he just returned to Beijing yesterday, why do you have to come to Taiji Palace immediately?" Lao Zhao, what did you say, you won't call me? ”

"Second son, this has nothing to do with Zhao, His Majesty didn't let Zhao go. Well, Your Majesty said it, see if you have your Majesty in your eyes! Zhao Chong felt that this was a bit unreliable, but His Majesty did say so last night, and he gritted his teeth when he said this.

Fang Yiai shrunk his neck, he instinctively felt that something was wrong, didn't this black-hearted old father-in-law want to fix him again, right? Now it's too late to run, and after thinking about it, Fang Yiai had no choice but to knock on the door, "Father, my son-in-law Fang Jun greets you!" ”

"Ask you a ghost, get in!" Li Shimin looked very unhappy, he waited for a long time yesterday, but this kid didn't show up, but as a result, he said something to say hello as soon as he came today, which was too insincere. In fact, Li Shimin felt very embarrassed, if other subordinates left the capital for a long time, which one would not come to the palace first to show his face and ask for peace, this son-in-law is good, and he regards his daughter-in-law as more important than the palace.

After Fang Yiai came in, he didn't stand or sit, and Li Shimin's eyes kept staring at him, as if someone in his room had a flower on his face.

"Ahem, stinky boy, you've been tossing around in Luozhou for so long, what's going to come up with it?" Li Shimin rolled his eyes and picked up the brush pretending to be indifferent.

There was a burst of contempt in Fang Yi's love, if you really don't care, you can write, holding a brush motionless, pretending to be a cultural person? Raising his head and glancing at Li Shimin's face, Fang Yiai smiled and said, "Father, let's not talk about the affairs of Luozhou, my son-in-law wants you to see some good things first." ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Shimin came to his senses, he lost his brush, and said urgently with shaking eyebrows, "Stinky boy, tell me, what is it?" If it's really a good thing, I'll let the Ministry of Industry waive your labor fee! ”

"Father, do you know about this?" Fang Yiai swallowed his saliva, speechless for a while, his back garden is not a small project, in order to make it better, it is inevitable that people from the lower engineering department will be requisitioned. This kind of thing is a common thing between the emperor's relatives and relatives, let's take the eldest grandson's family as an example, the year before last, he made Zhuangzi and directly let the Ministry of Industry squire keep an eye on it from beginning to end. It's a trivial matter, Fang Yiai didn't expect Li Shimin to care.

Looking at Fang's bereaved expression, Li Shimin patted the table and said with disdain, "Stinky boy, what kind of expression are you, am I so stingy?" Hmph, other families just transfer someone, you are good, directly let the Ministry of Industry give you half of the stone. If you don't say something about it today, you can quickly make up for this stone money, and now the treasury is still empty! ”

Fang Yiai looked innocent, raised his head, and said weakly, "Father, you are wrong to blame the son-in-law, the stone of the Ministry of Industry was requisitioned by Changle, and the son-in-law has no idea!" ”

"Bastard, I said it was you, that's you, don't pull it on Changle!" Li Shimin unceremoniously interrupted Fang Yuai's words, this stinky boy still dares to play with fancy intestines, who is Changle, can he still know as a father? If it weren't for this kid's instigation, Changle would not have used the materials of the Ministry of Engineering privately.

Li Shimin muttered in his heart, and there was also a burst of slander in Fang Yi's love. What a pit father-in-law, the treasury is empty, empty, empty big-headed ghost, since the treasury is empty, there is spare money to make a grand welcome ceremony, as far as he knows, what welcome pavilion is being built in the south of the city, this welcome pavilion is specially used to welcome envoys from many countries.

Although he despised Li Shimin's personality very much, Fang Yiai still had to pretend to be taught, "Father, do you listen to your son-in-law first?" If you don't think this thing is good, the son-in-law immediately asked Changle to throw 200,000 yuan into the treasury! ”

"Well, that's what you said, I'll see Changle in the future, don't say that I forced you!" Li Shimin glared solemnly.

Fang Yi loves to vomit to learn, typical when ** also want to set up a memorial arch, this year it is the grandfather who wants money, and it is the grandson who gives the money, what the world. Wait, scare this old man to death with oil for a while, let you pit money, and let you bully the five good young people.

After taking it out of his sleeve for a long time, Fang Yiai finally took out an iron gourd, opened the gourd, and handed it to Li Shimin. Li Shimin took the gourd, smelled it, and said, "Stinky boy, what is this, it tastes weird, is it delicious?" ”

Isn't it delicious? Fang Yiai almost didn't startle the table, this Li Shimin really dared to think about it, I was afraid that he would have his life to drink, and he would not have his life to urinate. Seeing that Li Shimin had already put his mouth on the mouth of the gourd, Fang Yiai snatched the gourd with a glare. When the gourd arrived, he patted his chest and smiled bitterly, "Father, you're wrong, you can't drink this thing!" ”

"Stinky boy, what the hell are you doing, you can't drink it, what are you handing it to me?" Li Shimin angrily took the case, it was too embarrassing, and it made this stinky boy seem to be very ignorant of His Majesty the Emperor.

"Uh" Seeing that Li Shimin was furious, Fang Yiai didn't dare to show off anymore, and hurriedly yelled out, "Zhao Chong, come in!" ”

Zhao Chong had been waiting at the door for a long time, he originally wanted to hear how His Majesty scolded the second son, but he heard him call to go in. After Zhao rushed in, Fang Yiai stretched out his hand to him, "Old Zhao, borrow your invincible sword!" ”

"Huh?" Zhao Chong hurriedly pressed the belt of his trousers, and looked at Li Shimin inquiringly, "Your Majesty, this"

"What is this, give him the knife, I want to see what tricks he can play!" Li Shimin snorted angrily, obviously he still remembered the humiliation just now. He had already decided, if this kid couldn't play tricks, then the new and old accounts would be counted together.

Hearing Li Shimin's unkind tone, Zhao Chong quickly pulled out the waist knife from his trouser belt, "Second son, give it, what are you going to play?" ”

"Wait and see, hehe, today this son will play some tricks for you to keep your eyes open!" Fang Yiai shook the big blade up and down like a magician. He is not in a hurry, but Li Shimin is in a hurry, looking at the unhurried appearance of the widow, Li Shimin wants to kick him, "Bastard, hurry up, do you think you are a trick in the West Market?" ”

"Eh, don't worry, father-in-law, let's do it!" Fang Yiai is really a little afraid of Li Shimin, if he doesn't make this old man happy today, he won't be able to keep his 200,000 yuan.

Pouring the oil on the back of the knife, Fang Yiai took out the fire fold, and with a pop, the blade of the knife ignited a burst of flames. Now Li Shimin was curious, he had only seen wine burn like this before, and it was the first time he had seen other things burn like this, and visually, this thing burned much more vigorously than wine.

Returning the black knife to Zhao Chong, Fang Yiai waved his hand and ordered, "Old Zhao, let people get a basin of water!" ”

Zhao Chong looked at his invincible sword, tears were about to come out, this second son was also a pit person, this knife had been with him for several years, but now he was disfigured in an instant. Fang Yiai has Li Shimin's support, and Zhao Chong can only swallow it in his stomach, run outside, and urge a eunuch, "Hurry up and drip, get a basin of water, remember, ask for a larger copper basin, don't get a wooden basin with Ben General." ”

The little eunuch didn't dare to let go of his fart, so he obediently ran to fetch water. With a basin of water, Fang Yiai can show off again, sprinkle the remaining oil on the water, and then the fire folds a little, and the water surface ignites a fire. Li Shimin was stunned, there was such a thing in the world, if there was this kind of black oil when burning the enemy's grain and grass, or when defending the city, wouldn't it be like God helping?

"Fang Jun, what the hell is this, it is so magical?" Li Shimin snatched the gourd over, but he looked at it for a long time, but he didn't recognize what it was.

Fang Yiai arched his hand and said with a smile, "Father, do you still remember the burning of Fanyang's granary, the younger son-in-law suspected that the rebel party must have used some magical things, otherwise how could such a large granary be burned so clean." So, after some inquiry, the son-in-law finally found this kind of thing in Kunwu Town. In fact, the emperor saw a small part, this thing is bare, if it is stored in an iron barrel, and when it is ignited, the power of its explosion is a few points greater than that of a landmine! ”

"Is this true?" Li Shimin suddenly felt that this black oil was a treasure, something more powerful than a mine, could it not be a treasure?

"It's true, the son-in-law has tested it himself, and it is just a small iron bucket that blows up everything within a radius of a few feet. This is still secondary, mainly the source of fire caused by the explosion, which is attached to the skin, and the damage caused is difficult to estimate. ”

Li Shimin was overjoyed, and some ** applauded, "Okay, Jun'er, you must take care of this thing, this is my Datang weapon!" ”

"Father, rest assured, the son-in-law has already made arrangements, and now there are five hundred left guards and two thousand soldiers guarding Kunwu Town, if it is not for the heavy attack, there should be no problem!"

Li Shimin nodded, sat on the chair and instructed seriously, "Jun'er, how to use this black oil, write a charter after you go back, and then I will inform the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of War!" ”

"Okay, the son-in-law will write out the usage as soon as possible!" After showing off the oil and coaxing Li Shimin to be happy, Fang Yiai naturally wanted to tell the story of Luozhou. From Cui Zhouping's killing to Tian Delei's escape, Fang Yiai said about the Three Immortal Pavilion and the dark water, but only the account books and Wanrou things were hidden. (To be continued.) )