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The man in the opposite cell was lying on the bed, with his back to Yang Ze, Yang Ze couldn't see his appearance clearly, but the person in the cell next to him was a military general, with a big beard on his face, his beard was black and white, and he was very long and dirty.

What is strange is that this general-looking person is actually in the cell, still wearing a full set of armor, sitting on the bed with his legs stretched out, with his iron helmet on the side, staring at two bulls' eyes, looking at Yang Ze.

Yang Ze didn't show weakness, glared back, and said, "Why do you look at me like this, I don't recognize you!" ”

"If you don't look at me, how do you know I look at you?" But the general asked rhetorically, and as he spoke, he stood up with difficulty, came to the edge of the fence, sat down with difficulty, and asked through the fence, "What are you doing, why are you locked up here?" ”

Yang Ze also sat down on the edge of the fence and said, "It's just a misunderstanding, it is estimated that you can let me out in a while." ”

"What a misunderstanding, let's hear it!" The general's voice was loud, although he didn't mean to speak loudly, but the voice was still very loud, and it could be heard all over the cell, and the person lying in the cell opposite moved his body, but he still didn't turn around.

Yang Ze said: "When I was waiting in line outside the gate of the Hou Mansion to see the Hou Ye, I couldn't help but be hungry, I ate something, and I was caught in!" ”

The military general sighed, and did not have a shocked expression, and did not think that it was a trivial and strange thing to be arrested because of this kind of thing, but nodded and said: "If you are marching and fighting, you are guilty of a big crime, this is a violation of military regulations, and you have to cut off your head, but if it is only outside the Hou Mansion, then you will fight at most a hundred kills, as long as you can stand it, it is estimated that you will not be able to die." ”

Yang Ze was taken aback and shouted, "A hundred kills? It's not strange to be killed, it's strange if you can't be killed! ”

The military general heaved and said: "What is this, it is estimated that after the Hou Ye orders the general today, he will take me out, according to military law, it is estimated that I will have to beat me with three hundred military sticks, and if I am still alive, then don't you know that after you are beaten a hundred times, can you still be dead or alive!" ”

Yang Zeqi said: "Three hundred military sticks, what did you do, let's hear it!" ”

The military general shook his head and wanted not to say it, but after shaking his head, he nodded again and said: "What I committed, I want to say that I was beaten with a military stick, and I am not wronged, but because of what I committed, it is very wronged, and it is good to say it, so as not to panic in my heart." ”

Yang Ze nodded and said: "If you say something, you can feel better, and you don't have to be depressed all day long!" ”

The military general sighed and said strangely: "How do you know that I am particularly depressed these days?" ”

"If you're not depressed, can you talk to me when I come in?" Yang Ze smiled, pointed to the lying person opposite, and said, "Looking at the appearance of other people, I'm afraid they don't necessarily want to hear you talk about yourself!" ”

The military general opened his mouth wide and looked at Yang Ze for a long time before he said: "You can guess everything, I don't think you can be a scout in your life, even if you become a scout, sooner or later you will have to be cut off one day!" ”

Yang Ze was stunned, scout? I never thought of being a scout, and even if I did, why would I be beheaded?

The military general looked at him stunned, felt very comfortable, and a smile appeared on his face, as if he himself had been depressed for a long time, so he was very happy to see others depressed. He said: "It's not easy to be a scout, you have to see is believing, you can't imagine it, even if you can guess it right once or twice, what can you do?" You can't guess right every time, as long as you guess wrong once, what awaits you is to cut off your head, just like I ......"

Speaking of this, the general's face darkened, and he didn't say any more.

"So you're a scout!" Yang Ze clapped his hands and said: "I know, you must have gone outside to inquire about the news, but you didn't find it, and when you came back, you talked nonsense, guessed randomly, and guessed wrong, and you were locked up here, no wonder you are wearing armor!" ”

The military general was very embarrassed, laughed dryly, and said: "You can guess this, you guess that things are much more accurate than me!" ”

Yang Ze smiled: "However, you are really a strange flower, you are locked up in prison and still wearing armor, you won't take it off and make yourself relaxed." If you are locked up in prison and wearing iron armor, you are very easy to get sick, and if you sit down carefully and suffer for the rest of your life, then there is really no place to cry out! ”

"I'm old, I guess there is no good fruit to eat this time, a military stick down, not dead and crippled, this armor will not be worn in the future!" The military general sighed, gently touched the iron armor on his body, and showed a reluctant look on his face.

At this time, the man lying in the opposite cell slowly sat up, turned around, and said: "You two, you two have been talking to tuberculosis for a long time, and you haven't said how this deserter was imprisoned, I am worried about you!" If I were to be promoted, you would have to beat each of you with twenty sticks first! ”

This person is dressed as a literati, although he is not wearing an official uniform, but at first glance he is an official, and he is also the official in charge, otherwise he would not say such a thing as being promoted, he is the same age as a military general, and he is about forty years old, with a long and beautiful beard, even if he is in prison, his beard is still neat, not as messy as a military general, and his appearance is also quiet, but the tone of his speech is quite choking, and he will beat people with sticks as soon as he opens his mouth.

The military general was overjoyed and said, "You are finally willing to speak, I always thought you were dumb!" ”

Yang Ze asked: "I don't know where this adult is an official, but how should this Linzhou official be called?" The student is a doctor from Guazhou named Yang Ze. ”

He saw that this person was not wearing an official uniform, but at first glance he was an official, so he couldn't help but ask, even if he made a friend, everyone could be regarded as a cellmate.

The man shook his head and said, "I'm not an official, my name is Wu Youren." Your name is Yang Ze? This name is a little familiar, as if I have heard someone say it! Then he shook his head, there are many people with the same name and surname in the world, and it may not be the one in front of him.

The military general snorted and said, "Another one named Wu Youren, why are there so many people called Wu Youren these years!" He stayed with Wu Youren in prison for a few days, but the two never spoke, in fact, he was talking to Wu Youren, and Wu Youren didn't answer him.

Yang Ze turned his head and asked the general, "You won't be called Wu Youren too, right?" ”

The military general snorted again and said loudly: "I won't change my name, I won't change my surname, my name is Bi Sixty, you just want me to be Bi!" ”

Yang Zeqi said: "How can you call it sixty? You're not going to be the sixtieth among your brothers, are you? Are you a brother of the same kind? "If it weren't for the number of the Bi family, but the brothers in his own family, then Brother Bi's father would be too powerful.

Bi Sixty shook his head and said: "It was my father who had me when he was sixty, and he was very happy, so he took the name of sixty to commemorate it." After a pause, he said: "My father has never studied, I guess let him take a separate name, he can't take it out, like dog leftovers, dog eggs, my brothers have already used it!" ”

Yang Ze couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's already very admirable that your father can have a son born at the age of sixty." By the way, why did you get locked up? ”

Bi Sixty sighed, was silent for a long time, and then said: "I was sent by the Hou Ye to investigate the situation over there, the mount was injured, I couldn't ride, so I had to abandon the horse and walk, but I have an old disease on my feet, no matter how hard I rush, I can't rush back within the specified time, alas, ......" said and sighed.

Yang Ze said: "After you came back, you made up another military situation, but you were found out, and you were locked up here, right?" ”

Bi Liuliu shook his head and said: "There is no military information, the Sudden Jue people have not crossed the border, but there is a small tribe grazing at the border, I misestimated the number, and said that the tribe of two thousand people is three thousand, they stayed on the border for six days, and I said that it was ten days, as scouts, this is not a trivial matter!" ”

Yang Ze said: "It's not a big deal, it may be that your Hou Ye is strict in governing the army, so I arrested you!" By the way, you said that there is an old disease on your feet, what kind of old disease is it, I know a little about medicine, but I can show you! ”

Bi Sixty snorted, suddenly smiled, and said, "You know medical skills?" How old are you, you feel that you know medical skills, and how many doctors with white beards don't dare to say that they know medical skills, so you dare to say that, it's too good to brag! ”

The man in the opposite cell sighed and said, "The world is going down, the world is going down, the existing young people are becoming more and more impetuous, more and more shameless, it's really not as good as the generation!" With that, he lay back on his bed and turned his back.

Neither of them believed that Yang Ze would see a doctor, but the older the doctor, the more valuable he was, and the older he was, the more modest he became, even if he was full of white beard, he would only claim to be a little good at medicine, and as for Yang Ze, he dared to claim to be a little good at medicine, in their eyes, it was inevitably a little ridiculous.

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