Volume 2 Qiantang Spring Tide Diagram Chapter 81 Wine Order

"Knowing the way, knowing the way, don't want to talk." Zhong Xiucai said impatiently: "You just have to give orders." ”

"Xiao Ke has a word first, if it is a fundraising order, a flower branch order, a dice order, etc., I can still accompany it," Miss Diao did not speak, Wang Xian first put down the words and said: "If it is a scholar's Yaling, we can't play with a knife and pen." ”

He was not wrong at all, the gang had already seen him, almost hit it off, and decided to take the opportunity to take revenge on him. They are all children of official eunuchs, and they are famous, are they afraid that he will not be a little official in green shirts? So he dragged Wang Xian into the game, and he had to make a big fool! Seeing that he wants to depreciate himself and get out, how will he agree?

"Who believes what Wang Abshi says?" Li Yu said with a smile: "Let's ask us these big measures, which one can write 'insisting on the green mountains and not relaxing, and letting the east, west, north and south winds'?" As he spoke, he asked the showmen, "Can you, can you?" Everyone shook their heads.

"That is, even if you are an official, you are also an elegant official, and you are much more knowledgeable than us." Yu Xiucai said: "Wang Zhusi disdains this, otherwise it would be better to take a show, wouldn't it be better to explore the bag and take things?" ”

"Nonsense." Yinling's clever little girl saw at once that they were going to rectify her brother, and immediately said angrily: "Who doesn't take the exam if you can be admitted to Xiucai?" My brother is just literate. ”

"Adults talk, children don't interject." Yu Xiucai glared at her and said, "Just literacy can compose poetry, is it possible?" ”

"As I said, I didn't write that poem." Wang Xian suppressed the fire and said in a muffled voice: "I read it from the ancient books." ”

"Which book?" The crowd asked.

"Broken books have no skin."

"Where?"

"When the firewood burns ......"

"Hehe......" The show said in his heart that the ghost believed. Books are a rare thing, two generations of officials in Wang Xian's family are just literate, where to find ancient books?

The showmen looked at each other again, and said secretly, it seems that they have guessed correctly, the poem was written by Lin Qing'er.

After Wang Xian inscribed the poem, it seemed that there was no wave except for moving Wei Zhixian to a mess. That's because the circle he is in is a lowly and vulgar people, for whom poetry is what and can they eat? Only when they hear the praise of the talented people will they regard Wang Xian as a 'genius', a 'literati', a 'elegant official' and so on......

This is the right to speak, which has always been in the hands of readers. In Fuyang County, where there is a big fart, readers have naturally heard the poem, but there are almost no public comments, and there are occasionally a few sentences, which are also 'You don't need a dictionary for the whole text, is it also called a poem?' 'It's a limerick poem!' Naturally, it can't cause a big response.

But in fact, these guys are about to die of jealousy, they have been learning poetry since childhood, of course, they know the ancient and modern sentences, most of them are not fake, they are all directly searched. For example, Bai Juyi's "Song of Long Hatred" only uses two allusions, "Xiaoyu" and "Shuangcheng", because his talent is more than enough, and he does not need to rely on finding chapters and sentences to increase the literary brilliance of the poem.

However, how do you let these guys who think they are full of talent and do not lose to Zijian accept that a vulgar little official can also make such genius verses? In that case, wouldn't their ten-year cold window become a joke?

They carefully inquired about Wang Xian's past, and learned that he was a prodigal who did not learn and did not know how to write, let alone compose poetry, and could not even write words...... This can also be seen from Diao's description of his daughter. How could such a person write poetry? It's pretty much the same when you sit and where you get wet.

They also remembered that Han Jiaoyu had praised Lin Qing'er's talent and learning, and they were sure that this poem must have been written by Lin Qing'er. And today's method is also based on this, they first let men and women share the table, cut off the possibility of Lin Qing'er secretly helping Wang Xian, and then let Wang Xian lose his face, and see how he is still mixed in Fuyang County! .

Seeing Wang Xian shirking, Miss Diao sneered: "The wine order has begun, you can leave the table halfway if you want to, flow three thousand miles!" ”

"......" Wang Xian was speechless. The wine of the Ming Dynasty was not that of the Song Dynasty, and Wu Song could kill a tiger even by drinking eighteen bowls. If he had drunk three hundred glasses of wine, he would have been drunk.

Seeing that he was dissatisfied, Li Yu comforted: "None of them are outsiders, even if they can't talk about it, eat a few more glasses of wine, go to bed when they are drunk, who else laughs at the priest?" ”

Wang Xian had no choice but to stop talking, and secretly said, today he has set foot in their way, and he has knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood in his stomach, and he will return them to the color in the future!

Seeing that he was silent, Miss Diao said proudly: "You talented people still have to use Yaling, but our little girl can use Huazhi Ling." ”

"There are a lot of Yaling, riddles, poems, couplets, word splits, clutch words, ......" Zhong Xiucai asked with a smile: "Which one is Sister Diao?" ”

"Since Brother Wang said that he has not read the scriptures, then let's come to Shiling, which can be good at you, right?" Miss Diao smiled gloatingly at Wang Xian, and said: "Let's start with a 'Seven Flat and Seven Order', each person recites a poem, and requires the seven characters to be flat or all in a flat voice, and the joint table is chanted in turns, and those who mistake will be punished by ten, and those who can't be punished by thirty." ”

So she made the Lord come out and said: "He Fangyuan is difficult to circumstance." "Seven flats.

Li Yu continued: "Pian He is late" Qiping.

Yu Yifan continued: "There are guests and chopsticks. "Seven.

Li Qi continued: "The emperor has a holy appearance. "Seven.

It's Wang Xian's turn, he just understands Pingxuan. This has to be immersed in more than ten years since childhood to reach their level, so they have to admit three cups.

After playing two more laps, Wang Xian had already drunk nine cups, and now Yinling couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "You bully people, why do you drink my brother?" ”

Everyone laughed and said: "The wine order is like a military order, and if you can't do it, you will naturally drink it." ”

"Who knows if you've done it before." Although Yinling is just angry words, he really said it, their group of young ladies and young ladies have been feasting and drinking for three days and two ends, and they have put a lot of effort into the wine order, and these poems have been prepared for a long time.

"Although absolutely not," Li Yu said with a generous smile: "But in order to reassure the little sister, Sister Diao, you can change it." ”

"That'...... Okay," Miss Diao thought about it, and said: 'Feichun Word Order', each of you chant a poem, and the poem chanted by the first person must be the first with the word 'spring', and the word spring chanted by the second person must be second, and then descend to the end of the word 'spring', and then start from the beginning. ”

"It's easy." Zhongxiucai was overjoyed when they heard this, because they eat and drink every day, and they don't know how many times they have played the flying word order, including this 'spring word downstairs order'.

So Miss Diao came to the first sentence first: "Spring City is full of flying flowers." ”

Li Yu continued: "Don't mistake the New Year. ”

Yu Yifan continued: "But I suspect that spring is in others." ”

"The grass and trees will return soon." Next Humanity.

"Spring is all over Twelfth Street." Another humane.

It was Wang Xian's turn, he thought about it, couldn't answer, and had to admit three cups.

"Last night, the spring flowers were celebrated day and day." But they can take it.

"The poet's scene is in the New Year!"

The talents played three more laps, but Wang Xian still didn't come up, so naturally he drank nine more wine glasses, and his face had become a red cloth.

The talents gloated, loudly urging him to drink, and urging Miss Diao to issue a new order.

In that room, the ladies laughed so much that tears came out, and some of them stumbled and said, "You are facing the last one." Some said hilariously: "It's the first time I've seen this kind of straw bag." Others covered their mouths and smiled: "'Insist on Qingshan and not relax', how did it become 'grit your teeth and not open your mouth'?" ”

Listening to their sneering at their beloved brother, Yinling was so angry that her eyes were red, Huo De stood up, but was pulled by Lin Qing'er and said, "You sit down." ”

"No, my brother has been bullied like this!" Silver Bell said angrily.

"I'll go." Lin Qing'er stood up, walked to Wang Xian's side, and saluted everyone: "My family Langjun is no longer strong enough to drink, so let the concubine take his place." ”

"You ......" the show looked at each other, and said in their hearts that it would be interesting to pour the two males and mothers down together and then throw them into the boat. Then they all looked at the Lord of the Order.

Miss Diao wished that Lin Qing'er would be as ugly as Wang Xian, she didn't believe it at all, so if she was prepared or unprepared, they could still lose. smiled and said, "Of course you can, but my sister has to be punished the same." ”

"That's nature." Lin Qing'er nodded.

So then there was another order of "Four Books and Five Classics", the order of the Tiangan Branch, and Lin Qing'er's order, which was difficult for her at all.

Zhong Xiucai couldn't help but look at each other, and said in her heart that this little lady is smart by nature, well-read and memorable, and she is so lovely, marrying this straw bag is really a flower and cow dung.

"I'll give you an order. If you come up, you win. Seeing that Lin Qing'er couldn't help waiting for the idle wine order, Li Yu had no choice but to say: "If there is water, it is a stream, and if there is no water, it is also Xi." When you go to the water by the stream, you will become a chicken. The powerful cat is like a tiger, and the feathered phoenix is not as good as a chicken! This is clearly satirizing Wang Xian's pretending to be a tiger in the county, and he is powerful, but now he is exposed in his original form and full of ugliness.

When Lin Qing'er heard this, her jade face was cold, and she said coldly: "If there is wood, it is also chess, and if there is no wood, it is also it." If you go to the chessboard, you will be deceived if you owe something. The fish swims in the shallow water and is played by shrimp, and the tiger falls on the plain and is bullied by dogs! "Directly said that Li Yu and others were shrimp and dogs.

After a rebuttal, Li Yu was speechless, squinted at Lin Qing'er, and smacked his lips: "It's a pity, it's a pity......"

"Lee Sang-gong, please respect yourself." Lin Qing'er helped Wang Xian and said: "My Langjun is drunk, please help call a boat, we won't disturb your Yaxing." ”

"Uh," Li Yu was muttering whether to let Wang Xian go, and Li Qi stood up and said, "I'll call you a boat." ”

Ignoring Miss Diao's eyes about to eat people, she opened the curtain and walked out, but then turned back and said, "Everyone, Senior Brother Chen is here." ”

"Oh, what kind of wind blew Brother Shu Zhen here." Li Yu immediately left Wang Xian behind and led everyone to stand up to greet him.

The man who came was a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old man wearing a black shirt and a black scarf, and he smiled and said, "Brother Zili, you don't look for me when you come to Hangzhou, it's too uninteresting." ”

"Brother Shu Zhen is now socializing with high-ranking officials and nobles, and a little talent like the younger brother doesn't dare to disturb." Having said that, Li Yu was proud.

"Ha Luha, this is your fault, almost causing you to miss a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." Brother Uncle Zhen smiled heartily and said, "Looking at your appearance, I don't know that Hu Ge Lao is going to evaluate me tonight, right?" (To be continued)