Chapter 263: Wild Goose Swing
The water lingers, Luo is injured, the red clothes are partial, where is the goddess!
Old age has no dreams, lives a life like a wooden fish, and is a monk for a day and rings the bell for a day. Jiushou has been miserable for the past two days, this dung on the vegetable field is really not a human job, and that stupid junior brother can do it easily. After the work was done, Nine Hands felt that he had to drain himself, which wasted so much sweat, and he had to replenish his nutrition. If you want to talk about this nutrition, of course, dog meat is the best, so as soon as it was dark tonight, Nine Hands sneaked into the corner of the vegetable garden, and cooed two bird calls, as for what kind of bird calls it was, only Nine Hands himself knew.
After a while, a ghostly guy turned over from outside the courtyard wall, this guy had a strip of blue cloth wrapped around his head and a large pocket on his back. As soon as this guy saw the nine hands, he smiled and whispered, "Master, what you want, the small one got it for you, the whole fragrant big yellow dog!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Nine hands rubbed his hands, and couldn't wait to snatch the bag over, he had already smelled the fragrance, and now the saliva was about to flow out, nine hands opened the bag and looked at the roasted oily dog meat and sighed, "Good thing, I said Liuzi, you kid is okay, get me such a good product so quickly!" ”
"Hehe, that's, master, don't you know, in order to satisfy your appetite, the little one slaughtered the big yellow dog at the door of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion!"
As soon as the sixth son said this, the nine hands almost bit off his tongue, my God, his subordinates actually slaughtered the wolf dog guarding the door in the Hidden Scripture Pavilion, if this was known by the abbot master, he would not have abolished his mouth of the nine hands. Jiushou patted Liuzi's head, and said with hatred, "Liuzi, you kid wants to kill me, can that wolf dog be killed, does your kid have a tumor in his head?" ”
Liuzi rubbed the back of his head and said very tragically, "Master, the little one can't help it, you said that you were in a hurry to eat dog meat, and the small one had no tricks, so he had to slaughter the dog, otherwise how could the little one find a good dog so quickly!" ”
"The tears of the nine hands are about to come out, this is all to blame for my greed, why did you rush so much at the time, and now I have urged myself in." Jiushou glared, and said with a very untempered mouth, "Okay, I don't blame you for this, how is the investigation of the bereaved love?" ”
"Ah, what's going on?" Liuzi's face became even more sad, and he shook his head directly. This time Jiushou almost screamed angrily, he kicked the sixth son and said angrily, "Isn't it just a house beloved, it's been more than two days, and you haven't found it at all?" ”
"Master, this can't be blamed on the brothers for not working hard, you said you didn't say anything, you didn't even have a portrait, the little ones knew that the person was called Fang Yiai, he was a man, and he didn't know anything about his appearance, did you say that this made the little ones find it?" The sixth son was also a little out of temper by his own master, and at that time the master said that he was looking for a house to leave love, and he didn't say anything about the rest, who knows what the hell does the house look like, is it tall or short? Is it fat or skinny?
"Fart, it's all to blame on the woman who is the white knife, when she tells Lao Tzu, she doesn't make things clear!" Jiushou also knew that he had made a mistake in this matter, and he couldn't blame the sixth son, since the sixth son couldn't complain, he decisively put all the blame on the white knife.
Liuzi blinked and said with some pity, "Master, since this is the case, then you can just ask the left envoy again?" ”
As soon as the sixth son finished saying this, Jiushou slapped him again, "Ask a fart, do you want that woman to ridicule me for being incompetent?" ”
"Probably not, the left envoy is still very reasonable" The sixth son thinks that the left envoy's white knife is very good, why doesn't the master treat her like this.
"Liuzi, you eat things inside and out, Lao Tzu has given you so many benefits, you actually spoke for the woman, said, did the woman find you a good match?"
"How can there be, master, don't wronged the sixth son, the sixth son is loyal to you!" The sixth son hurriedly raised his watch to be loyal, although he knew that the master was joking in most of the ingredients, but he still said a little seriously.
"Okay, look at you like that, Lao Tzu will just scare you, anyway, Lao Tzu will not go to find that woman!" Nine hands supported his chin, and there was a faint glow on his bald head, "By the way, Liuzi, isn't Yangzhou a portrait of Fang Yiai, why don't you go and get Zhang Lai?" ”
"Hey, master, I didn't expect this to be the sixth son, can you take a look at this portrait yourself?" Saying that, Liuzi took out the portrait from his arms and handed it to Jiushou, who looked at the portrait and pointed to the person on the portrait and said, "Liuzi, which bastard painted this, these two eyes, one mouth, except that he didn't have a beard, Lao Tzu didn't see any characteristics." If Lao Tzu had grown his hair, he would have become like this! "It's no wonder that Nine Hands is angry, it's really that this portrait is too featureless, if you take the portrait to the street to find it, it's definitely to see who everyone looks like, but who can blame it, was there a sketch in ancient times, and painting a portrait is just like that, unless you have any special marks on your face.
"Master, it's no wonder that people don't look like birds, this portrait is not all like this, but this time it's a little more outrageous!" The sixth son touched his head as he spoke, and said very unceremoniously, "Master, do you think the little one is also like the beloved general of the house?" ”
"Like you big-headed ghost, hurry up and get out of the way, don't come to see me until there is no news of the love of the house!" Nine hands, three fists and two feet sent Yiyi's reluctant six sons out of the wall, and the six sons, in the face of the ruthless master, could only helplessly raise his middle finger, the master was definitely jealous, he was jealous that others had hair. The sixth son doesn't understand, in this case, why does the master still disguise himself as a monk, he may not be able to eat a meal of meat in half a month, it's really pitiful.
Nine hands drove away the six sons, and he enjoyed eating dog meat alone, as for the fact that the dog was the guard dog of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, he had long forgotten about it. Anyway, this dog is always going to die, should he die to make a contribution, the Buddha still has to cut meat and feed eagles, this big yellow dog should practice Buddhism.
"Huh? Brother, what are you eating? ”
"Crunch!" "Papa" Jiushou looked at his honest junior brother with some pity, why did this stupid junior brother come here without anything, didn't he want his old life? Jiushou was in danger, and he didn't care about the dog meat that fell on the ground, and said blindly with his eyes open, "Senior brother, this is fried dough, fried dough, have you eaten it?" ”
"Senior brother, you lied to me, this is obviously meat, I can smell it, hum, you dare to eat meat, I want to tell the master!" Huiming turned around angrily and walked towards the gate of the garden very resolutely, with the intention of going to the master Yuanku Zen Master to complain. This time Jiushou was also anxious, he jumped up and pulled the sturdy Huiming back directly, and then punched Huiming's stomach, Huiming was in pain, his big mouth opened suddenly, and Jiushou was waiting for this opportunity. I saw that Jiushou quickly stuffed a piece of dog meat into Hui Ming's mouth, and then pressed it with a big hand, and Hui Ming swallowed a large piece of dog meat alive.
After Jiushou finished doing this, he sat on the ground and ate dog meat with a smile, as for Huiming, he had already spread it aside and complained bitterly. "Senior brother, you hurt me, oh, Amitabha, good, good, Buddha don't blame, the disciple is not intentional, it was all forced by the senior brother!"
"Hehe, junior brother, don't say it, the Buddha won't forgive you, now that you have broken this vow, what can you do to me?"
"Senior brother, you really don't have the right heart of the Buddha, the master didn't misunderstand you!"
"Mao, junior brother, is the meat delicious, is it fragrant?" Holding a piece of dog meat in his nine hands and putting it on Huiming's nose, he asked seductively.
Huiming's big eyes didn't blink, and somehow, he replied, "Fragrant, delicious!" ”
"Haha, since that's the case, what else to say, eat, don't be polite to senior brother!" In this way, under the bewitchment of the nine hands, Hui Ming fell half forcibly and half voluntarily, and in the end, Hui Ming ate even more fiercely than the nine hands. Jiushou was not angry, the piece of dog meat looked at Huiming who was gobbling up with a smile, and he thought in his heart, "Good junior brother, eat more, it's better to eat the whole dog, see if you dare to complain to the master." "Nine hands are very satisfied with their masterpiece, it seems that this trick has been tried and tested, when others disagree, then decisively drag that person into the water, so that he still dares to say a word?
A big yellow dog was eaten by the Nine Hands Senior Brothers, and by the time the Yuanku Zen Master returned, those traces had already been hidden by the two senior brothers. In order to avoid this catastrophe, Nine Hands did not waste a lot of effort.
Yangzhou, Yushan County, now this Yushan County is a place of right and wrong, the county order Tang Yuandong is still holding in Yangzhou, but at this time the prince Li Chengqian came. So Yushan County was controlled by the guards of the East Palace, and when Li Chengqian came to Yushan County, he knew how many secrets were hidden in this Yushan County. Not to mention more, just say that the geese in Chaohu Lake outside Yushan County, he felt incredible. He never thought that there would be water bandits in this wild goose swing.
"Qin Zhe, this is your Yangzhou, this is Yushan County under your rule, there will be water bandits, what a water bandit. Qin Zhe, tell me, what kind of sacredness is this water bandit, how can he survive in this wild goose swing for so long? ”
"Your Highness, this minister really doesn't know!" Qin Zhe also felt incredible, how could there be water bandits in this wild goose swing.
"Humph!" Li Chengqian waved his sleeves, he was too lazy to deal with Qin Zhe, now he finally knew why Song Boxuan died, I am afraid it was because Song Boxuan knew some secret. As for why the place of death was not made into Yushan County, it is easy to explain, it is that some people want to turn Yushan County into a devil's land, because they want to make people afraid of Yushan County, so afraid that they dare not come to this Yushan County to investigate.
"Huang Jie, you give me someone to take a good look at this wild goose, I want to see what this wild goose is hiding, since even my Tang Dynasty's four-grade master dares to kill it!"
"Yes, the last general obeys!" Huang Jie took the order and left, with the order of His Royal Highness the Prince, even if the water of this Chaohu Lake was drained, he had to figure out the secret of Yanzidang.
Qin Zhe closed his eyes in pain, the geese are swinging, there is no return, His Royal Highness the Prince, don't you know that this goose can't move?
(To be continued)