Chapter Seventy-Eight: Funny Man

'Knock... The drum sounded again, and now it was the time of the child, Zhao Ta, who was lying in his clothes, suddenly woke up, he moved, looked up and looked around, although today is only half a moon, but still illuminates the surroundings very brightly, the two courtyards are pacing on the side, looking around vigilantly, everyone else is asleep, making a heavy or light snoring sound, the incense candles in the mourning hall are still emitting fire light and green smoke, but they have all been changed, obviously when they are confused, I don't know who will do it for them.

"Second master, you're awake!" Jianxi, who was sleeping next to Zhao Tan, was very alert, and as soon as the prince moved, he woke up immediately.

"Well, don't move, there are at least three groups of people around us watching us, I don't know if Lu Dao is friend or foe?" Zhao Ta observed for a moment and said softly.

"Second master, why can't I see it?" Miki turned over and looked around, but there was nothing to be found in the cold streets except the lanterns swaying in the cold wind on Miyagi, the closed shops around them, and the cold streets.

"Stupid, look at the beggar squatting at the corner of the street over there, the shop with the lamp, the bell tower on the edge of Miyagi, and the drainage ditch on the side of the street!" Zhao Ta pointed and whispered one by one.

"I still can't see it, nothing?" I looked at it again, but I still didn't know why.

"Alas, you look at that beggar first, let's not say that this is the imperial city, have you seen a beggar squatting at the corner of the street on such a cold night, where the wind is the strongest, isn't he afraid of freezing to death?" Zhao Ta said with a sigh.

"Oh, don't talk about the edge of the imperial city, even the beggars in Tokyo don't dare to move around at will, otherwise they would have been arrested by the officials of Kaifeng Mansion, at this time they should all hide in a warm place Cat Night, there is really nowhere to go is to find a doorway, hiding under the eaves, second master, your eyes are really poisonous!" Jianxi nodded and said.

"Well, the son can be taught, you look at the bell tower again, the time is signaled by the sound of drums at night, but there is a figure flickering on the bell tower, is he full enough to support the walk? He was panicked by the sound of drums, so he hid on the bell tower to monitor us, remember that abnormality is a demon, and when you see something that does not make sense, you have to be careful! ”

"Second master, I understand, that shop is an antique shop, and the lights are still on at this hour, unless it is a ** business, it should have gone to bed with the lights off a long time ago, so you said that there is something strange there!" Miki finally figured it out and said excitedly.

"Second master, then how do you know that there is someone hiding on the edge of the ditch?" Seeing that Xi had just finished speaking, Xue Bao, who was sleeping on the side, suddenly asked, it turned out that he was also awake.

"Yes, second master, tell us about it, I can't see it." At this time, another guard, Qian Chao, also interjected.

Zhao Ta looked around at this time, not only did the two of them not fall asleep, everyone was awake, blinking and looking at him waiting for the next step, "Hehe, it turns out that everyone is freezing awake, I'll find a fun solution for you first, and then explain!" He smiled and said, "Don't speak, everyone, listen to my orders, and the two of you will go to pee on the edge of the ditch in a group of two, and it is the withered flower bush that will be working it!" ”

"Then I'll go first, I'm holding a big bubble of pee!" Jianxi said first.

"What are you going to make a fuss, you're squatting and peeing!" Zhao Tan patted him on the head and said, "Everyone, listen well, be careful not to let people cut the cocks, otherwise you will return to Xiguan when you come back!" ”

"Poof, poof..." A fart-like voice sounded all around, "Second master, don't take you to scold like this..." Hearing everyone laughing at him, he said dissatisfied.

"I'll go first, I'm going to pee my pants when I smile!" Xue Bao said, pretending to have just woken up and standing up lazily, kicking Zhang Hao on the side and asking him to accompany him, the two of them dressed up and walked to Zhao Ta's designated place, unbuttoned their pants and peed as if nothing happened, but there was no response, and the two of them walked back stupidly.

"Lao Xue, you have to ask Imperial Doctor Wang to prescribe some tonic medicine, it must not be two feet away!" Hong Ba climbed up and joked that Xue Bao was preparing to take over.

"Hehe, the colder the fuck is, the more you can't pee, don't laugh at me, I saw my younger brother and sister buy a few kidneys two days ago, are they making up for it!" Xue Bao didn't pour out the effect of soaking in urine, although he was a little frustrated, but he refused to admit defeat.

I went to three groups of people in a row, but there was no movement over there, "This kid can really bear it!" Zhao Ta was a little annoyed, isn't this out of his own appearance, he wants to relieve his boredom, but now it seems that he is relieving his boredom, he stood up, lifted his pants and stood up and prepared to go out in person. ,

"Second master, let's go, don't risk your life!" Pan Long grabbed Zhao Ta and said.

"No, I have to go and see what this kid has become, even if I soak the boy's urine and make him appear in his original form!" Zhao Ta didn't do it, insisted on going, Pan Long had no choice but to follow, but he felt that it was not enough to be safe, so he called Hong Ba and Xue Bao, who had urinated, and the four of them swayed towards that side.

"You fucking dogs, find a place to pee!" At this time, a person jumped out of the flowers, pointed at them and scolded, and ran away.

"Ha Luha, you kid is coming back tomorrow, Lao Tzu please eat!" Several people saw that the man jumped out and scolded, first stunned, then laughed, and Pan Long scolded back.

The kid who was poured out of the urine was originally an agent of the Imperial City Division, and today he was ordered to lurk here to monitor their movements. I started to see Xue Bao and them peeing, and thought it was exposed, he was nervous for a long time and just suffered two bubbles of urine, in order to complete the task, he endured it, and then came two more times, he was a little unbearable, you think it's a night when the water is dripping into ice, a few bubbles of hot urine poured down on the head and face, and then formed a Xiaoice ballast, but think about today's task bounty is a lot, and the successor is coming soon, ready to hold on a little longer, I didn't expect to come over four more, look at the direction of walking is obviously coming to myself again, No matter how good his psychological endurance is, he can't stand it, and he feels even more unlucky when he hears the scolding, it turns out that he has already been exposed, these people are making fun of themselves, and he is so angry that he almost vomited blood!

A few people returned to the crowd, everyone was still silly happy, Zhao Ta saw that no one was sleepy, so he ordered everyone to sit in front of the spirit, and lit up the burning paper bought during the day, everyone then understood why the prince insisted on buying such a large cart of burning paper, and dared to be ready to leave it for the evening as firewood, it seems that he had premeditated!

"Hey! Brother, come over and bake the fire, don't freeze to death! Seeing the beggar at the corner of the street looking this way, Hong Ba shouted at him.

"Well, I'm exposed!" The beggar understood as soon as he heard the voice, don't wait for someone to invite you, run! He walked on the front foot, and then looked at the lights of the shop and immediately went out, leaving only the kid on the bell tower secretly glad that he was in the imperial city, otherwise he would have to go back to the board, but he was only half happy, and he felt that his eyes were dark, and he didn't know what was smashed on his face, "Damn, it's not safe here, they have an inside line in the palace!" That was the only thought he had when he passed out.

"Second master, can you tell me how you found out?" A group of people asked, roasting on fire.

"It's easy!" Zhao Ta sighed and said, looking at the water vapor spit out by the prince, these people couldn't help but secretly praise, our prince's eyes are really thieves, although there is a moon, but it can be seen that the water vapor exhaled by a person more than thirty steps away is not something that anyone can do.

The burning paper was quickly ignited, Zhao Ta threw the burning paper into the brazier one by one, and his mind suddenly flashed Andersen's 'little match girl', his current situation is so similar to her, he was blocked out of the house, in the cold wind, he could only rely on burning paper money to keep warm, but he was luckier than her, she only had a few boxes of matches, but she had a large cart of burning paper.

As the fire increased, Zhao Ta couldn't care about self-pity, and threw a small stack of paper into it, but this thing couldn't help but burn, and before the person could warm up, a fire burned out, and he simply asked everyone to set up bundles of paper and burn them like a bonfire.

"See Xi left a little candle, enough for the envoy tonight, and throw the rest into the fire!" Zhao Ta felt that it was not enough, and put the remaining more than ten arm-thick candles into the fire, the paper was sticky with melted wax oil, the fire was strong and resistant, now it was good, a group of people roasted their chests and backs around the fire, and their bodies were hot!

"Queen's mother, son, I will send you money to splendor, don't be so frugal as if you are alive over there, not only will the emperor be unhappy, but also cause yourself to become depressed and sick, and you will lose your life early..." Zhao Ta muttered while burning, he calculated, according to the current saying, a piece of paper money can be exchanged for consistent money in the underworld, and he burns it like this, how can he burn it in one night, and there are still seven days before the big sacrifice, and he will burn it for a few more nights, and the copper coins are estimated to be as high as Mount Everest, and the queen just wants to build a Tokyo city in the underworld!

Just when Zhao Ta was thinking about it, everyone was happy to roast the fire, and half of the car of burned paper was added to the fire, which was really a blazing fire, illuminating the night sky of the entire imperial city, so that everyone had to take a few steps back and circle from afar. He casually looked up and saw lanterns swaying back and forth on several high grounds, and then he heard a chaotic sound of footsteps, and then looked at the corner of the street, several groups of men and horses with various weapons were outflanking them, and the number would never be less than two hundred.

"Damn, they're not trying to follow the example of the United States and send the police to launch an operation in the early hours of the morning to forcibly clear the camp set up by the protesters who occupied Wall Street in Zucotti Park!" Zhao Ta was taken aback, and couldn't help but think of the past that had just happened before he crossed, they didn't dare to touch me during the day, and wanted to take advantage of the night to get me away, mother's door, "Everyone, pay attention, someone is here to be on alert, who dares to move us, fight to the death, you're welcome!" Zhao Ta shouted loudly.

At this time, the guards also found out that something was wrong, and immediately surrounded Zhao Ta in the center, and found all kinds of weapons, ranging from three-section sticks to daggers, and some were carrying soft whips and holding iron rulers, but Pan Long had a short-handled sledgehammer in his hand, and he didn't know where he was hiding just now, anyway, he definitely couldn't put it in his crotch!

I'm sorry to have been supporting the friends of the heart, the update speed of the heart is too slow, but now there is no way, friends with work all know that the beginning of the year and the end of the year is the time when things are the most, especially sitting in the office, the work report can not be written, the year-end summary, the work plan for the coming year, the manager is finished, the deputy manager is written, the deputy manager is finished, the chairman is here again······ What a miserable word, please bear with me!