Volume 2 Qiantang Spring Tide Diagram Chapter 126 Accounts
。 There are many types of Chinese liquor, and all kinds of people can find their own suitable one. The talented ministers prefer elegant orders such as text wine orders and fundraising orders; The ordinary people are mainly based on common orders such as boxing, guessing, and drawing lots.
There is a kind of wine that is loved by everyone regardless of elegance and vulgarity, and that is the roll of dice. People love the thrill of 'hanging over', and it's the easiest way to play, you can play it by yourself, and you can't say it won't.
Although the number of dice is random, the master can control the number of points thrown through practice. However, Wang Xian doesn't have that ability, and his predecessor Wang Er didn't either, but Wang Er, as his own gambler, has his own way of getting out of the way, that is, pouring lead into dice.
There is a saying that 'it is not difficult to win money by filling the dice with lead', and the dice filled with lead are light and heavy on one side, and as long as you practice the method, you can roll the points you want. However, lead-filled dice are heavier than normal dice and are easy to spot by veterans.
It is a real old man, and he does not need to fill the dice with lead, but with mercury dice, which is lighter than lead and is difficult to detect, but mercury is fluid, and he cannot do whatever he wants unless he has a superior technique. Wang Er, a gangster in a county town, how could he have such a unique job?
Therefore, the three dice that Wang Xian touched were filled with lead. But he is not worried about revealing the stuffing at all, firstly, eighty percent of these showmen are 'sheep', and secondly, even if a master discovers that the dice are fake, do they dare to break it?
Sure enough, all the numbers thrown by the showmen were not enough to see, Wang Xian threw casually, that is, more than fifteen points, and killed the whole audience.
The talents had to raise their glasses to eat and drink, and the cups of three dollars were three cups in a round. After a few rounds, the Xiucai drank more than a dozen glasses of soju...... The special feature of Zhoujia soju lies in the fact that it is soaked in rock sugar and water chestnut, and its wine is as pure as a spring, which looks like clear water, so it is also called 'mistaken water'. However, there is also a saying that this kind of drink has a light taste and does not seem to be strong, but it has a strong stamina and can knock down all old drunkards, so it is called 'mistaken water'.
Half a catty of wine was down, and the showmen knew that they would be drunk to death later, but Wang Xian didn't say the end, and no one dared to pretend to be drunk to escape...... Because Fourth Master Wang said first, if you can't drink it well, you will have to drink it again tomorrow.
In fact, they have already noticed that there is something wrong with Wang Xian's dice, otherwise how can they win every time? But as Wang Xian expected, they could only turn a blind eye, knock out their teeth and swallow it in their stomachs, and pour cups into their stomachs, not daring to expose it at all.
In a blink of an eye, another pound of wine went down to the stomach, the wine came up, and the talents were red one by one, and their stomachs were even more like fire, and some people couldn't support it, and they fell drunk on the wine table. But Wang Xian still didn't mean to stop, until he poured down another half a catty, and drunk the last showman, then put away the dice that had made great achievements, and said to the stunned scholar: "Don't help your husband go home yet." ”
How dare the scholars talk nonsense, they quickly picked up their son-in-law and stumbled down the restaurant.
At this moment, it was not dark yet, and the people of Fuyang, who had taken care of the silkworm baby for a day at home, saw such a strange scene...... A scholar helped a drunken Xiucai to walk on the street, and from time to time Xiucai lay on the side of the road and vomited, the people couldn't help but secretly shake their heads, Lao Tzu's son was in prison and drunk, and the image of the county squire was completely ruined......
In the class room, the outsiders have been locked in for nine days.
Li Yuanwai had just eaten breakfast for ten taels of silver, and asked for a drink of five taels of silver, sitting on his bed of fifty taels of silver a night, and leaning on a bedding worth fifty taels behind him, a sense of superiority arose, no way, who made my brother rich?
If he didn't numb himself, he would have gone crazy. Because of the price, he just sat on the Chase bunk, leaning on the black and hard torn quilt behind him, gnawed on a cold nest, drank a bowl of extremely thin gruel, and asked for a cup of cold water to quench his thirst in the morning...... Just these cheat things, it costs a hundred taels of silver a day! It's enough to see the Qin cāo girl in Hangzhou City!
After breakfast, a few staff members sat around the Chase shop to brag and kill the time before lunch. Pickles and brown rice all day long, and the mouths of outsiders have to fade out of the birds, and the topic naturally revolves around the food they once eaten, but they are starting to lose their edges when they talk about it......
An outsider said, "The biggest meat bun I've ever eaten." With 100 catties of noodles, 80 catties of meat, and 20 catties of vegetables, wrap one, put it in a large steamer of eight zhang and steam it out, and use eight square tables to put it down. More than two dozen people, turning around to eat, ate for a day and a night, and did not eat half of it. I was happy to eat, but I didn't see two people missing, and I couldn't find it anywhere, and suddenly I heard someone talking in the meat bun, and I opened it to see that the two of them were digging out the stuffing and eating it. Do you think this bun is big? ”
Anyway, bragging about not paying taxes, Li Yuanwai also said nonsense: "The meat buns I will eat in Nanjing are big." Dozens of people ate for three days and three nights, and ate a stone tablet with the words 'Thirty zhang away from the meat filling'! ”
This bull was blown to a high level, which caused everyone to laugh, but one of the staff members said in a strange manner: "Brother Li is really good at bragging, no wonder he can deceive his brothers like this......"
The atmosphere in the class room suddenly changed, and Li Yuanwai said with a face: "I haven't brushed my teeth for a few days, and my mouth stinks like this!" ”
Yu Yuanwai hurriedly persuaded: "Old Hou, it's not interesting for you to say that." At the moment, everyone is suffering, and it is important to help each other in the same boat. ”
"What are we in the same boat, we got on your thief ship by mistake, and we were so ruined that we couldn't even stay in Fuyang County!" Several members of the staff actually said with the same enemy: "Don't think about kidnapping us again!" ”
"When did I kidnap you? It's you who have been following you all the time! Li Yuanwai said angrily: "If you win your feelings, you will count everyone, but if you lose, you will count me alone, how can there be such a thing in the world!" ”
"It's your responsibility!" The Hou Yuanwai hit the nail on the head and said: "If you don't always want to prove that you are no worse than the two brothers, you always want to suppress the government?" How could we end up in such a field! ”
"You fart!" Li Yuanwai was told about the central matter, and said angrily: "Isn't your turtle grandson just regretting that you didn't follow Wang Xian to buy grain at the beginning, but you got mixed with us!" ”
That Hou Yuanwai is Hou's father, and when he falls to this point, his intestines are repentant. was told the central matter, he couldn't hold it on his face, his face was red, and his neck was thick and he quarreled with Li Yuanwai. The more the two quarreled, the more angry they became, and they didn't know who would do it first, so they scuffled together, and everyone hurriedly went to pull it. But most people complained about Li Yuanwai in their hearts, saying that it was a frame, but in fact, it was a bias frame.
Seeing that Li Yuanwai was firmly held by everyone, but there was only one Yu Yuanwai here, hugging his waist, Hou Yuanwai was greatly encouraged, first knocked down with an elbow, and then a set of storm king eight punches, and greeted Li Yuanwai's face .......
"What for, what for!" The pig-like movement in the board room finally summoned Soap Li, opened the door and scolded: "I don't want to go out, do I?" ”
Hearing this, the crowd parted, and Li Yuanwai, who was beaten and had a blue nose and swollen face, asked regardless of the pain: "Poor master, can we go out?" ”
"Well, the eldest lord sent a letter agreeing to release him." Li Bantou reluctantly said: "I really can't bear to be outside." ”
It's true that you can't bear the fat sheep. The members scolded secretly in their hearts, but they said all the good things in their mouths, lest they provoke these little ghosts. I didn't know the dignity of the officials who didn't squat in the class room, and I can't forget it for the rest of my life.
Li Bantou took them to the household duty room and met the master of the history in charge of justice......
Wang Xian was outside the crowd that he met indirectly.
Sitting on the sandalwood official hat chair, holding a cup of West Lake Longjing, looking at the luxurious decoration in the interior, the outsiders couldn't help but burst into tears, and they all felt like they were back in the world.
"How did you do that?" Wang Xian looked at Li Yuanwai, who looked like a pig's head, and said: "If the jailer abuses, just complain to me, although I am only acting in charge of the canonical history, but I will not be punished severely."
"I didn't do it by the bad guys, I accidentally fell it myself." Squatting in the room for a few days can make people a lot more honest, Li Yuanwai replied cautiously.
"That's so careless." Wang Xian smiled and said: "The matter of selling smuggled salt has been basically investigated, and it has nothing to do with a few outsiders, so you can go home today." ”
"What about the grain ships?" Not to mention Li Yuanwai, all the staff members are a lot more polite.
"I'll give it back to you," Wang Xian said magnanimously: "You have a good son, yesterday in order to intercede for you, you all drank until you fell unconscious." ”
A few members didn't know what was going on, so they could only laugh a few words with them, and Fang carefully asked, "Dare to ask the fourth master, what should we do with our food?" ”
"Eat, if you can't eat it, sell it." Wang Xian said lightly.
"I can't eat that much." The outsiders smiled bitterly: "I don't dare to sell it without permission." ”
"Just don't sell it without permission." Wang Xian snorted coldly and said, "Depending on your attitude, the county can consider lifting the ban." ”
"We promise that we will not dare to fight against the county again!" Hou Yuanwai said loudly: "I promise to actively assist the government and make Fuyang County a good one!" ”
"That's right," Wang Xian nodded with a smile, looked at the rest of the staff and said, "Do you think the same thing?" ”
"yes, yes." The outsiders nodded in unison.
"That's a good point, but you don't practice fake tricks." Wang Xian smiled faintly and said, "You have to let the eldest master see your sincerity!" ”
The members looked at each other outside, they knew what Wang Xian wanted, but now they can only abandon the car to protect the handsome, Yu Xiucai gritted his teeth and said: "The 8,000 acres of land under construction, we don't want it, just return the deposit to us, and we don't want compensation......" He spoke, only to see Wang Xian's face getting colder and colder, and the other party was not satisfied, so he had to shrink his head and close his mouth.
"The deposit doesn't have to be refunded!" Li Yuanwai still understood the reason, and said loudly: "Just let us live!" ”
"Huh." Wang Xian smiled and nodded, "Yes." ”
As soon as the outsiders left the yamen, they hurriedly took grain ships to the counties and sold 50,000 stone of grain at a price not as much as 221 stone