Although the time was rushed and the wedding was simple, there were definitely a lot of guests. More than 300 people from Fuyang County, Xiucai from Hangzhou City, relatives from Wangjia Village, and Wang Xingye's colleagues in the government office came to attend the wedding, and 30 tables of banquets were set up. The Wang family doesn't have enough space, and they have to borrow the neighborhood's house to open it.

What is surprising is that Zhou Zhentai and Xu Tixue also took the time to come, which really added a lot of glory to the wedding. However, the two high-ranking officials also knew that they were affecting the atmosphere, and the newcomers worshiped heaven and earth, and left after eating a toast, so that the guests could enjoy themselves.

When it gets dark and is full of wine and food, the older guests also leave, but the younger ones, whether they are Xiucai, Xu or Zhou Yong, all stay and happily carry out the next item - the haunted cave room This is an indispensable part of the wedding, and it can even be regarded as the ** of the wedding.

The guests of the noisy room gather in the new room to play tricks on the newcomers, the joke is abnormal, there are many taboos, the so-called 'joy and joy, the more noisy the more happy, no matter how tossed, the host must not be angry, the more noisy, the joy can be doubled. Of course, it is not blindly foolish, but under the leadership of several Wufu women, it is carried out in the way of saping the happy bed.

I saw the bride and groom sitting on the wedding bed, and the Wufu women held a large plate in their hands, which was covered with red paper, and on the red paper were placed jujubes, chestnuts, peanuts, longan and other colorful heads......

Wang Xian's second aunt sprinkled a handful of longan, and sang with a smile: "A handful of fruit is sprinkled on the bed, and the couple has many children on a blind date." ”

Zhao Xiancheng and his Hun family sprinkled a handful of dates, and sang with a smile: "A handful of dates are sprinkled on the bed, and the couple will be harmonious for a hundred years." ”

Wang Xian's six aunts sprinkled a few pears and sang with a smile: "A few pears were sprinkled on the bed, and the husband and wife respected each other."

Then the women sprinkled some candy all over the room and sang in unison: "A handful of fruit is sprinkled into the sky, and the nymphs of the Nine Heavens go down to the mortal world." Where do I ask the fairy? Congratulations on your marriage. A handful of fruit is sprinkled on the ground, and you can see the land smiling. What do you laugh at? Qilin sent her son to the house, "So this bed-spilling woman is not just anyone, she has to be clever and brainy, can remember long words, and even has the ability to improvise."

Hearing this, he finally couldn't help but make noise: "Change one, change another one"

In the midst of the coaxing, the sisters-in-law smiled and changed the words: "A handful of fruit is scattered in the cave room, and the cave room is really pompous, and the boxes are paired with pairs." The two of them went to sleep peacefully in the dark. A pillow, two rammed two handfuls of fruit sprinkled on the tooth bed, and the red silk brocade quilt was made on the bed. Velvet pillows come in pairs, and the mandarin ducks lie down every night. The flowers are full of moon and the newlyweds are beautiful, and a hundred birds come to the phoenix to seek the phoenix"

"Hurry up, hurry, hurry" knew that the show was coming, and all the guests, whether they were showing off their talents or catching fast, were impatiently urged.

"Okay, good...... sisters-in-law's laughter turned around, and they sang again: "Three handfuls of fruit are sprinkled on the head, and the bride's head is smeared with osmanthus oil." Do you believe this? ”

"Believe it or not," everyone shook their heads in unison.

"If you don't believe me, ask the groom to smell it," the sisters-in-law laughed.

"Smell it, smell it," and the crowd coaxed the bridegroom, "If you don't smell it, we'll smell it."

"That's still my own smell," Wang Xian hurriedly replied, then leaned over to the bride's head and sniffed deeply, and said to everyone: "Smell it is indeed true, the osmanthus oil is fragrant." The head wears a velvet flower trembling slightly, and the bees also come to collect pollen."

This is just the beginning, and the sisters-in-law sprinkle dates on the bride's hijab and sing: "Four handfuls of fruit are sprinkled on the face, and the bride's face is like a white jade plate." Cherry small mouth willow leaf eyebrows, the country and the city race Diao Chan believe it or not? ”

"Believe it or not," everyone laughed and shook their heads.

"If you don't believe me, please raise your face and everyone see," the sisters-in-law laughed and sang.

"Take a look, take a look," the crowd said to the bride, "Don't show us for ourselves."

Lin Qing'er, who was dressed in a xia curtain and wore a phoenix crown on her head, had to lift her hijab in shame and expose her picturesque face to everyone, which naturally attracted a cheer.

"Five handfuls of fruit are sprinkled in the hand, and the bride's fingers are tender lotus. Painting flowers and embroidery does not ask for people, and can be the first class of literature and martial arts. The sisters-in-law continued to sing: "Some people say that she is a dragger, and some people say that she has six fingers." What is it like? Ask the bridegroom to take up the bride's hand and look at it."

"Pick it up, take a look" The crowd became more and more excited, and coaxed: "Otherwise, we will pick it up and take a look ourselves"

"I'll take it, I'll take a look, my daughter-in-law can't move" Wang Xian hurriedly picked up Sister Lin's slender jade hand, pretended to watch it, and then changed to another one in the midst of everyone's coaxing, and then reported: "Ten fingers and slender jade onions, there must be a good female red."

"Six handfuls of fruit were sprinkled on the waist, and the bride hid a big tanuki on her waist. Everyone said that there was joy, and I said that it was a cotton trouser waist, do you believe it?

The words "don't believe it or not" are getting more and more excessive, but the mood in the cave room is getting higher and higher.

"Everyone didn't believe this, and asked the groom to reach out and touch it"

"Quickly reach out and touch it, or we will touch it ourselves" The coaxing sound can overturn the roof, and some big girls and little girls who make trouble in the house, their faces are flushed, and they say that when they get married, they will be tricked like this? I was nervous and expectant, and I couldn't help but be stupid.

Wang Xian had no choice but to wrap his arms around Sister Lin's slender waist in public, and said to everyone: "Sister-in-law's eyes are really clumsy, and the bride's slender waist is like a bundle." The red fern reflects the frost forest surface, and the willow dance wind curls around the waist. Lin Qing'er was so ashamed that she wanted to get into the cracks in the ground, but she was as happy as something in her heart.

Amidst the roar of applause, the sisters-in-law continued to sing: "Seven handfuls of fruit are scattered to the feet, and the bride walks with crooked feet." I think it's because of the uneven road, and everyone insists that it's a half-legged. Whether it's true or not, the bride gets up and walks a few steps. ”

In the midst of the coaxing, Lin Qing'er had no choice but to go to the ground and take two steps on the walnuts and longans all over the ground. However, from the time she was sent into the cave room to this point, she had already sat on a numb leg, and almost fell down when she stood up, Wang Xian hurriedly supported her, causing everyone to laugh.

When the bride sat down again, the sisters-in-law then sang, "Eight handfuls of fruit are sprinkled on the feet, and the bride's feet are more than three feet." Everyone praised her as the champion of feet, and she was bigger than her feet from all over the world. You don't believe me when I say this, but you don't believe the bridegroom going to make an appointment."

"About a covenant, about a covenant, or we will make an appointment ourselves"

Wang Xian, this Khan, this Ming Dynasty haunted the cave house, no less than a few hundred years later, when he tossed the groom and officials, all the retribution came back. had no choice but to bend down and pick up Lin Qing'er's little foot wearing red embroidered shoes...... It is said that the Ming Dynasty has been in the Ding for less than 40 years, the legacy of Mengyuan still exists, Cheng Zhu is not prosperous, and the women of large families have not yet had the habit of binding their feet. However, Lin Qing'er's feet were naturally slender and small, Wang Xian held them in his hands, and pretended to measure them, that is, a little more than a bundle. Then he hurriedly put it down, covered it with a Luo skirt, and said to a group of wide-eyed guests:

"It's a good appointment to make an appointment, and the little feet are only more than three inches. Walking is like the wind swinging willows, and carrying a pick is like a big camel......" caused everyone to laugh.

"Nine handfuls of fruit are sprinkled on newcomers, and two newcomers are really Sven. The male is like Yang Zongbao, and the female is like Mu Guiying. Since today's marriage to Qin and Jin, the two of them went to break the Tianmen Array" The atmosphere was extremely warm, and the Saxi bed finally came to an end, and the sisters-in-law sang in unison: "A few handfuls of fruit have been sprinkled, and the guests are still too short." But the groom has already put the soldiers, the bride quickly makes the bed, and when it is done, we will let the battlefield go."

It turned out that on the marriage bed, a flower mat was laid on the back, and the bride had to turn it over if she wanted to make the bed. If the bride doesn't turn over the mat, the troublemakers won't leave, forcing the bride to turn around in front of them. When Lin Qing'er finally started to turn over the table, the troublemaker on the side took the opportunity to ask, "Have you turned it over?" ”

The bride was naturally ashamed to answer, but the troublemaker chased after her until Lin Qing'er blushed and said, "It's over."

"The bride has turned over, what are the bridegrooms waiting for?" The noisy people laughed and dispersed.

In the laughter of the hall, the guests walked in two, and only a couple of newcomers remained in the cave room.

The candle night in the cave room, the long night lit the bright light, the two looked at each other, it took a while to ease up from the toss of the noisy room, Wang Xian held Sister Lin's little hand, the two looked at each other and smiled, very sweet, there was no excitement and tension of blind marriage and dumb marriage, but there was a little more harmony between the piano and the serens, Luan Feng and Ming, the warmth and affection in this are incomparable to those couples who meet in Pingshui.

It's just that they are familiar with each other, but neither of them dares to speak, why? Because the ears of the eavesdropping outside the house are close to the wall, waiting to hear the newlyweds make a sound, if they get a word, they must publicize it even more, and spread it to the neighbors, and it will endure for a long time. But there is no sound at all, it is also unlucky, if the cave room spends a candle night, and is frightened by the listening room for a night and does not dare to move, it will be passed on as a joke. However, there is a rule in the listening room, that is, you can't make a sound, if the people outside are led out by the people inside, even if the listening room fails, you will naturally have to slip away.

After a while, the people under the wall heard the sound of Si Xi Suo Suo from the cave room, and they all looked at each other and laughed, and said that the little couple finally couldn't bear it, and began to undress, and the show was about to start

Sure enough, after a while, I heard the groom in the room shouting "happy, very happy, and frequently shouting" cool, never so cool, and often when I made it myself, I felt much worse, and from time to time I told the bride to go up and down, and everyone snickered and laughed.

Just when I was listening to the excitement and excitement, I suddenly heard the groom sigh and say: "It is much more comfortable to scratch the back with a hand than to scratch a child."

The people who listened to the roots of the wall outside were petrified...... It's scratching, scratching, scratching......

It was easy to clean up the messy heart and liver in the wind, and after listening for a while, people heard the bride whisper this time: "You light, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"

The people who listened to the root of the wall became excited again, and said in their hearts that it would not be wrong this time, and the gong was finally played.