Chapter 335: I Want to Be a Great Official
Yang Ze and Wu Youren said that they are blessed and shared with difficulties, Wu Youren smiled bitterly: "Even if I don't have you, I can enjoy happiness by myself, but now with you, I have to have difficulties, with or without you, it's even more important!" ”
Yang Ze shook his head, and said disapprovingly: "Of course it's important, if I don't share the difficulties with you, when the princess sends someone here, I just need to say that the IOU is saved for you, see what you do!" ”
Wu Youren's face turned green, if Yang Ze really said so, then the eldest princess would have to send someone to ask him, and the matter would be transferred to him, even if he told the truth, the eldest princess would not believe it!
Yang Ze shot him again, and said, "Even if you say that the IOU was eaten by me, the eldest princess won't believe it, you have to search it out, of course she won't dare to kill you...... Well, let me think about it, in fact, the best way is to burn the prison with a fire, so that we can not only burn us to death, but also destroy the IOU, killing two birds with one stone, this is too dangerous, I have to think of a way quickly! ”
Wu Youren said angrily: "You can figure it out yourself, I won't accompany you!" "He's going to climb the wall again, and he's going to have to go back quickly, think about what to do, and don't put himself in danger!
Yang Ze watched him climb the wall with difficulty, and kindly went up to push him, and said, "Brother Wu, you also go back and think of a way to come out, our brothers are of the same heart, and its profits will be broken!" ”
Wu Youren snorted, who is a brother with you, knowing you bastard, I can be regarded as a blood mold for eight lifetimes!
He climbed up the wall, and accidentally, fell down again, falling on the other side of the wall.
Yang Ze leaned on the wall to look at him, sighed, and said, "Brother Wu, don't be excited, even if you can't climb the wall." It's stupid, but I'm still treating you as a big brother. By the way, do you have a sister? My cousin can do it too! ”
"You go to die, who wants to be your relative!" Wu Youren covered his ass and went back to his room.
Yang Ze stood in the courtyard and thought for a while, he remembered a novel he had read before, there was a plot in the novel, how could the other party not dare to attack him, the new method couldn't be thought of for a while, so it was better to copy the method in the book. Anyway, the eldest princess is similar to the fake queen mother, they are all women who have the final say, and they are all women who want to harm people, and only women and villains are difficult to raise in the world!
He waited in the courtyard for a while, and he didn't wait long, when he heard footsteps outside, the footsteps were very urgent, and they came to his yard, and it was estimated that the fool from Dugu Baoqiao saw the eldest princess. And the eldest princess was in a hurry and came to settle accounts with herself!
When the footsteps reached the door, Yang Ze didn't say a word and jumped up. Jumped high, fell heavily, and groaned, and then he followed Wu Youren's example. Lying on the ground on all fours, and groaning, it was like just climbing over the wall. As a result, it hasn't been turned over yet, and it looks like I fell to the ground!
This time, the people outside the door didn't knock on the door, they didn't even say hello, they just locked the door and rushed in, and several big men in black pounced viciously!
As soon as they entered the courtyard, these big men were stunned for a moment, they saw Yang Ze's appearance, and then they understood, Yang Ze was going to escape over the wall, it was really ridiculous, this was a prison, even if he was treated preferentially, he thought he could escape? As a result, the wall has not been turned over yet, and he is a fool!
The big man rushed at Yang Ze together, picked Yang Ze up from the ground, didn't say anything, directly carried him into the house, and pressed him on the bed!
Yang Ze shouted: "Hey, what are you going to do, look at your five big and three thick, is it possible that you don't like women, but you like men?" Well, that's fine, I like men too, let's go together, let me have a good time! ”
Several big men were stunned again, and after thinking for a while, they understood the meaning of Yang Ze's words, they were all furious, and after a long time, this Lord Yang actually likes men, and there is a surprise to see us!
It turns out that they don't like men, and they don't like Yang Ze even more, even if Yang Ze takes the initiative to invite, they don't have the slightest interest!
A big man whispered: "If you dare to shout again, I will strangle you!" ”
Yang Ze nodded hurriedly and said, "Then hurry up and strangle me, I'm tired of it anyway!" As soon as the words fell, he immediately shouted: "Hurry up, I'm going to be killed, help...... Go to the water, the prison is going to be on fire! ”
Several big men were almost stunned together, is this person an official, this is a scoundrel in the market, is there such a trick!
One of the big men hurriedly covered Yang Ze's mouth and said, "Don't call anymore!" ”
But a big man next to him, who seemed to be the leader, sighed and said, "What do you mean to go quickly?" Who do you want to go quickly? ”
Several big men were stunned at the same time, since they saw Yang Ze, they were stunned more often, no way, Yang Ze is too unruly, everything is unexpected, they can't be stunned if they don't want to!
A big man stayed behind to guard Yang Ze, while the rest were just stunned for a moment, and then rushed out of the house together, looking around, looking for the person Yang Ze asked him to leave quickly!
Seeing that their actions were so tacit and so fast, Yang Ze knew in his heart: "This is a well-trained soldier, and it is an extremely powerful soldier, definitely not those aristocratic sons and brothers who guard the palace gate, it seems that as long as there is an inappropriate one tonight, he will be really wiped out!"
But there was no one outside, no matter how much the big man searched, he couldn't find anything, and they couldn't really toss around, after all, this is a prison, and it's just a matter of doing it in private, but if the movement is too big, then no one can explain!
After a while, several big men came back together, and the leading big man was so anxious that he waved his hand, signaling the big man who was covering his mouth to let go of Yang Ze, and he asked, "Who are you letting go quickly, who is it, who is it?" ”
Yang Ze took a few breaths and looked at them, these people were all covered with their faces, since they were covered and afraid that he would see their faces, it meant that the person who sent them had not made any plans to kill him!
He said: "Just let the person I went out to see over the wall just now go away, he sneaked in and connected with me!" ”
The leading man said angrily: "Nonsense, this is a prison, I thought it was your backyard, anyone can come in, how can I connect with you!" ”
"And how did you get in?" Yang Ze asked rhetorically.
The big men were stunned again, and they didn't do anything else this night. They were stunned, and they thought to themselves: "Yes, since we can come in, then others can also come in, but this prison wants to come in, but it really has to be tough backstage!" ”
Looking at the stunned appearance of the big men, Yang Ze was very satisfied with his acting skills, why didn't there be an Oscar this year, he is definitely the winner of the screenwriter and best actor!
He said, "You can't catch him, he's before you go into the courtyard." has already run away, and at this time it should have been out of the prison and soaring freely in the free world! ”
The big men didn't understand his rhetorical technique, but "that person" escaped, but they all understood, they were very anxious, it seems that this mission can't be completed, isn't this a fate, they are indeed the eldest princess's people. If you can't complete the mission, you won't have any good fruit to eat when you go back!
Yang Ze lowered his voice this time, and with a look of understanding on his face, he said, "I know who sent you." I also know that you are here to find the IOU, but you can't find the IOU, and you can't kill me, no way. Who told you to be a step late, but don't worry, I'll intercede for you in front of the eldest princess. This is not your fault, not the crime of war, you also have suffering, people in the rivers and lakes, you can't help yourself! ”
Several big men nodded together in their hearts, didn't they...... Oh, what do you tell him to intercede for us, this kid is laughing at us!
The sweat on the forehead of the leading man began to bubble out, and in a hurry, he didn't hear that Yang Ze was talking, he said, "Who is that person, and where did he go with that IOU?" Say it quickly, if you don't, I'll strangle you! As he spoke, he put his hand on Yang Ze's throat, and he was about to exert force.
Yang Ze was not afraid at all, and said: "Okay, you strangle me, you strangle me, that IOU will be announced to the world, the world knows, I see what your parent princess will do, maybe after she kills my mouth, she will also kill your mouth!" ”
Big men, look at me, I'll look at you, although what Yang Ze said was a bastard plus three levels, it was not unreasonable, if Yang Ze was really killed, and the IOU was not taken back, the eldest princess was angry, and she really didn't know what she would do.
The big man in the lead hesitated and let go of his hand, and said, "That IOU...... How do you tell whose hands the IOU is? ”
Yang Ze breathed a sigh of relief, just be willing to negotiate, he said: "You go back and tell the eldest princess, tell her that I don't want to resign, I'm an official fan, I want to be a big official, let her protect me, if she gives me a big official, I'll help her, anyway, I'm so desperate to be an official!" ”
The big men looked at each other, this person is so thick-skinned, he wants to be so arrogant, he doesn't hide it at all, it's the first time I've seen such a shameless official!
The leading man gritted his teeth and said: "You are in the prison, and you are not afraid of any tricks you will toss, but tonight's matter, if you leak the slightest rumor, you will kill your whole family, do you understand!" ”
"I understand, I've always been very knowledgeable about current affairs, good birds choose trees to perch, I really want to follow behind the eldest princess, get promoted and make a fortune, anyway, I don't have any big ambitions!" Yang Ze sat upright and said eloquently.
The big men only felt a breath in their chests, and they just wanted to beat Yang Ze hard, but they didn't dare, the order they got was to get the IOU, what would happen to Yang Ze, but it was not that they couldn't get the IOU, what about Yang Ze, because the people who sent them didn't expect that they would come over so soon, and they still couldn't get the IOU!
In desperation, the big men still searched the house inside and out, although they didn't find anything, but they found the hole in the wall, they were taken aback, and Wu Youren next door was almost scared to death, lying on the bed and pretending to be asleep, not daring to move!
The big men didn't bother Wu Youren, anyway, they would come again, and it would be too late to repair the person next door at that time!
The big men left the courtyard and left quickly, and the courtyard door was locked again.
Wu Youren was drenched in sweat, and when he came to the courtyard wall, Yang Ze also happened to come out, and the two glanced at each other, and they both felt that each other's faces were pale.
Wu Youren said: "In less than two quarters of an hour, there will be big people coming, and then it will be the real danger!" ”
"If you don't let people sleep tonight, can't you toss tomorrow!" Yang Zedao.
Wu Youren said: "Tomorrow? Tomorrow the daylilies will be cold. Alas, you've killed me! By the way, what conditions are you going to put forward and what officials do you want to be promoted? ”
"How's the hussar general? Officers in charge of the army! Yang Ze thought about it and said an official name in passing.
Wu Youren snorted and said, "Fart,"
"Then Shang Shuling?"
"More farting!"
"Then, then Jing Zhaoyin!"
"It's still a fart!"
"The central housekeeper of the Phoenix Pavilion?"
"Let go of ......" This time Wu Youren stopped scolding and farting, pouted and glanced at Yang Ze, the stinky boy still wants to take over my official position, daydream about you!
Yang Ze sighed and said in embarrassment: "Then what kind of official should I do, it's really a brainstorm!" (To be continued......)