Chapter 837 The Grief-stricken Dung General

It became really fast, Qin Wu angrily directly dragged Yan Da Donkey up, "Big donkey, don't fucking sleep, Li Ai has already led someone to raid your old nest, why don't you hurry up and get ready." ”

"So fast?" Yan Dadonkey was frightened and lost his sleepiness at the moment, he wiped his face and quickly reminded the eight bags of elders who were still sleeping, and after Qin Wu left, Yan Dadonkey waved his arms and shouted, "Fourth, you go and inform the brothers, scatter all the things prepared yesterday on the road, the general has come to raid the house, you can't give nothing at all." ”

"Helper, look at it, brother, I'll do it!" The eight-bag elder called the fourth child patted his fat belly, twisted his waist and went out, looking at the back of the fourth child, Yan Dadonkey was aggrieved for a while, they all asked for food, this fourth child was fat and big-eared, and he didn't see him eat any good things.

After the fourth child left, Yan Dadonkey and the others were not idle, they ran to the back room to take off the clothes on their bodies, and then changed into a tattered clothes, in fact, this clothes can't be called clothes, it is more appropriate to call them rags. Not to mention now, even before, Yan Dadonkey didn't look down on this kind of clothes, just this tattered rag, not blocking the wind and rain, it's better not to wear it, but today in order to pretend to be pitiful, Yan Dadonkey doesn't care about being aggrieved.

Li Ai took the lead, Geng Qing and He Mao followed behind on horseback, and just after this hour, there were not many pedestrians on the street, and if there were, most of them were vendors rushing to the market. Many shop owners who opened the door have seen this group of soldiers who show off their might, and in Youzhou City, there is no one who does not know this group of people, especially that Geng Qing, known as the most loyal dog leg of the general.

"Hey, I don't know which one is going to be unlucky again, look at this posture, it seems that I don't have a good mind!" It's not that the people of Youzhou City think badly, it's really that this General Geng has never done anything good.

The more Li Ai walked south, the more uneasy he became, now that he had passed Furong Street, it was very difficult to turn back, he always felt that he was a little reckless, and Fang Yiai would not be prepared at all, but now when he goes back, isn't he just telling others that he is afraid of Fang Yiai? In any case, you can only bite the bullet, it's a big deal to tear your face.

The beggars are in the aisle to the south of the market, the aisle is long and narrow, and only four people can pass side by side, Li Ai is riding on a horse, but he is scolding his mother in his heart, how do these stinky people live, but they really match their identities, they are a group of ground rats who can't see the light. Li Ai didn't know what was waiting for him in front of him, and if he had, he wouldn't have thought of a mouse, because as soon as he had gone down this thought, there was a noise in front of him, and it turned out that a soldier had accidentally stepped on the rat trap.

Li Ai is so angry, the mouse trap is so little, can it still trap people? I wanted to scold a few sentences, but as soon as I saw the mouse trap, Li Ai's eyes widened, where is this mouse trap, in addition to the same shape, it is several times larger than an ordinary mouse trap, this fucking clip tiger.

The unlucky soldier was miserable, and half of his leg was about to break when he was caught by this big rat trap. This is not a big deal, but it affects morale, and the person who asks for food has not seen it, and his own people have lost one first, isn't this a laughing death.

Geng Qing swallowed his saliva, raised his waist knife and shouted, "Look at the soles of your feet, this group of stinky beggars will do this kind of thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs!" ”

The soldiers listened to Geng Qing's words very much, and they carefully looked at their feet according to the order, but they were not spared from suffering. He Mao led more than a dozen soldiers back to the front, and at this time, Li Ai was already walking in the middle. As he walked, He Mao smelled a strange smell, how could it be like a thatched house? Turning his head to look around, there is nothing smelly and dry, well, there is nothing unusual under the soles of the feet, the top of the head? With this thought, He Mao raised his face and looked up, and then he saw a dangling pocket hanging on the big tree above his head, and there were constantly dripping things on it, and it happened that the yellow liquid happened to fall in the middle of He Mao. The foreign body entered, He Mao was choked so much that tears were about to come out, isn't this fucking dung soup?

Hide, hurry up, but unfortunately before He Mao could shout, he saw that the pocket on his head was cut off by someone, and then the things in the pocket were sprinkled like a waterfall, and He Mao and more than a dozen soldiers were all drenched. He Mao stood stupidly, and the stench almost didn't faint him.

Many soldiers covered their mouths and snickered, many people grew up so big and it was the first time to see a general being doused with dung soup, it was a very easy thing for thousands of people to exterminate beggars, but before they reached their destination, they made so many jokes. Li Aiqi's seven orifices are smoking, He Mao is a waste, Geng Qing asked him to pay attention to the soles of his feet, he doesn't know if he looks at his head, he is also a deputy general, he was made by others and committed suicide.

"He Mao, you give Ben Jiang a roll, Ben Jiang's face has been lost by you!" Li Ai was indeed anxious, thinking that he Li Ai had been fighting in the east and west for more than ten years, and finally established his prestige in Youzhou, but now it is good, the enemy did not see it, and the deputy general under his command was first doused with dung soup.

He Mao just wants to vomit now, spit out the stench, as for Li Ai's scolding, he is honest on the surface, but he scolds in his heart. This general is too unsympathetic, hasn't he suffered for the general, if the general walks in the forefront, it is estimated that even people and horses will have to fall into dung soup.

He Mao also dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, and led more than a dozen unlucky people out of the aisle with a confession. When he went back, He Mao didn't dare to go to the crowded bazaar and Furong Street, but he was also evil, he thought that there would be fewer people on the south road, but he didn't know what to do now, as if the whole city knew that he was going to make a fool of himself, and they all rushed over to see the excitement.

He Mao felt panicked on his face, he He someone's face was lost, he lowered his head and walked all the way, looking forward to going home quickly and covering this face. But things in the world are always not so satisfactory, and as soon as he walked to the corner of the path, He Mao was stopped by someone.

Meng Zhan stood majestically in the middle of the road with a machete, next to the people of Youzhou watching the excitement, and behind him were thousands of his brothers.

"Hey, what's the person in front, sneaky, look at this smell, grandma is a bear, look at you don't look like a good person, hurry up and kneel down to General Ben to be checked!"

He Mao was so angry in his heart, what kind of bastard thing is this, look up, who is it not Meng Zhan. After revealing his face, before He Mao could speak, he heard the people on both sides laugh, and even pointed at He Mao and asked, "Hey, but General He Mao?" ”

"Hey, it's really General He, I said He Mao, you went to dig a dung pit and made it look like this!" Meng Zhan held back a smile and kept asking, anyway, he just didn't want He Mao to go home, if He Mao went home, wouldn't he have waited on the path for a long time in vain.

"Meng Zhan, Lao Tzu**, hurry up and lead your people to get out, look at He Mou like this, are you happy?" He Mao's eyes were almost red, didn't this immoral Meng Zhan ask knowingly, what was the general going to do, would he not know?

was accused of scolding his mother, Meng Zhan can stand it, although he is now under the command of the right battalion, but he actually went to the governor's mansion earlier, in this case, do you still need to give He Mao a good face?

"Who are you scolding for a shameless dog? Come on, tie up these people to General Ben, look at this German surname, it must be a fake, when did General He become so uneducated? As soon as Meng Zhan greeted, a group of wolf-like soldiers behind him endured the smell and tied He Mao up three or two times. Waiting for He Mao to lose his ability to resist, Meng Zhan pointed in the direction of Yandu Street and said loudly, "Put these rebels who pretend to be officials of the imperial court in prison, and Lao Tzu will interrogate them personally." ”

"Yes, General Meng!" The soldiers have already taken the explanation, anyway, just don't let He Mao feel good today, what kind of investigation, throw He Mao in prison, will he be let out?

He Mao was so angry that he jumped like thunder, although his body was trapped, but his feet still wanted to kick Meng Zhan, "Meng Zhan, you fucking bastard, you dare to say that Lao Tzu is against the party, you wait, don't let Lao Tzu come out, Lao Tzu will be the first to kill you!" ”

Meng Zhancai was not afraid of He Mao's threat, seeing He Mao's feet stretched out, he picked up the big wooden stick on the ground and knocked it down fiercely, only to hear a click, the wooden stick was broken, and He Mao's leg was not healed. He Mao was so painful that tears came out, he didn't expect Meng Zhan to really dare to make a dead hand, and he He Mao's body was bone**, otherwise he wouldn't have broken bones at this time.

"You are a rebel party, and you dare to be arrogant, believe it or not, Ben will cut you right now, and give you a chance to be interrogated, which is already considered to give you face!"

No matter what He Mao scolded, Meng Zhan ignored it, waiting for He Mao's people to be cleaned up, Meng Zhan arched his hand and smiled like a street performer, "Ladies and gentlemen, Meng Mou has been caught against the party today, and I have to ask you to be a witness when the time comes, thank you!" ”

Meng Zhan's performance completely aroused the laughter of the common people, and many people gave a thumbs up and shouted, "General Meng, don't worry, you have captured the rebel party today, we have seen it with our own eyes, as long as you don't release the rebel party, we will testify for you!" ”

"Okay, with the words of the villagers, Meng will rest assured, if anyone is threatened by the anti-party in the future, just come to Meng, Meng will ensure that he is thorough!"

The people applauded happily, the lively atmosphere was like a New Year, although they didn't think they could kill He Mao, but it was not bad to let He Mao suffer a loss, these years, the people of Youzhou have been angry enough, and finally raised their eyebrows, who is not happy. At the same time, many people are also worried about Meng Zhan, this General Meng is straightforward, it's okay to offend He Mao, in case General Li Ai is held accountable, can he bear it?

Meng Zhan didn't worry so much, this time he was going to tear his face with Li Ai, after a while, Youzhou did not belong to the Governor's Mansion, but belonged to Li Ai. Anyway, if you can't fight Li Ai, it's a big deal to go back to the left Wuwei with the major general, anyway, no matter how good this right battalion is, Meng Zhan doesn't want to stay.

Tang Yuan took He Mao and deliberately walked around from the most lively Furong Street, He Mao felt that he was just like the prisoner of **, after such a toss, he He Mao didn't talk about face, this official function can't be kept and said. has been with Li Ai for so many years, he knows Li Ai's temper too well, it can be said that Li Ai is a very cheeky person, especially when he is older, he pays more attention to his face, is he willing to let a person who pours dung soup and tour the street continue to be a deputy general?

Fang Yiai led the red clothes and Wen Luo to look at He Mao who was parading the street for a long time, and saw the people on both sides happily throwing rotten cabbage, Fang Yiai surged with confidence. As long as the people of Youzhou still have a share of energy, then he can win, in the past, someone in his room relied on strength and trickery, but this time he has to play a trick, he wants to use the people of Youzhou to send Li Ai to the edge of the cliff.

"Fang Jun, do you think your method can be successful, Li Aike is an old fox, shouldn't he be fooled by you?" Hongyi felt that he had to pour cold water on Fang Yiai, then Li Ai had been operating in Youzhou for many years, especially if this small fight could be destroyed.

Fang Yiai shook his head, and said a little mysteriously, "Ling Hong, you see, when Li Ai came out, things couldn't help him!" (To be continued.) )