Chapter 59: The First Army of the Anti-General

Six Dragon Mountains, Seven Xuanguan.

The Keyun Daoist and several junior disciples who fled back complained to the Changfeng Dao people.

They walked very slowly this way, but Yun Dao Chang held up a huge belly, and the belly was extremely thin, and it seemed that the heart, liver, spleen and lungs inside could be seen clearly through the belly.

Therefore, it was delayed until today that he returned to Liulong Mountain, and asked someone to carry him back to the Taoist temple with a sliding rod. Changfeng Dao people couldn't help but want to laugh when they saw that Ke Yun Dao Chang's originally clear and elegant face was now swollen like a pig's head, but when he thought of the strangeness of the Gu poison, his scalp was a little numb.

Wang Ning listened to them on the side, but secretly rolled his eyes, thinking about his thoughts. But as Yun Daochang was talking, his brows suddenly furrowed, his lips pursed, and he heard a "puff ......" sound behind his buttocks, and he actually let out a long list of sullen farts.

This string of farts was released, it was really smelly, and there was actually a spicy and pungent energy, and a few senior brothers next to him bore the brunt of it, and they almost fainted. They jumped away immediately, and Senior Brother Fei Yu pinched his nose and shouted, "Senior Brother Keyun, why do you put such a stinky fart?" ”

But Yun Dao's face turned red, and he said with a dry smile: "I didn't hold back for a while." Cough! Lord, that's the way it is, if it weren't for our brothers who escaped quickly, we would definitely be caught up the mountain by those savages. If this matter can't be resolved, according to the disciples, let's not spread the ...... in the Tixi area."

When he farted just now. The Changfeng Daoist had already retreated five or six steps, far away from him, and Wang Ning, who was thinking about his thoughts, was also so smoked away by the stench. Ran and opened the window. The building is transparent from north to south, and the smell of the hall is suddenly lightened.

Seeing that the smell was gone, everyone had gathered around again, but Yun Daochang's brows were furrowed again, and everyone suddenly felt bad, but they didn't have time to escape. Just listen to a loud bang on the ground of "dang", followed by a series of loud and powerful loud farts of "dangdangdang".

As the saying goes, 'A fart doesn't stink.' The stinky fart doesn't make a sound', but the magnificent fart of the cloud road chief is extremely smelly, and the middle person is nauseated, which is even more powerful than just now. Fei Yudao, who was standing right behind him, almost fainted.

Wang Ning held his breath and quickly flashed to the window, and the Changfeng Daoist also fled, poked his nose out of the window and took two quick breaths, then looked back and said angrily: "Get out, you get out of here, you ......"

But Yun Daochang stood there, the back of his buttocks "clanging, puffing" constantly, and a variation was played endlessly. The swollen belly gradually became smaller in the fart sound, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "It's small, hahaha." My belly is small, I'm going to be fine! ”

"Poof! Puff Burst ......"

Wang Ning said with a smile: "You don't have to go out, let's go out!" ”

This room was unavailable for a while, and as soon as Wang Ning said this, all the disciples were relieved, turned around and fled to the door. Wang Ning floated up and went straight through the back window. Seeing this, the people of Changfeng Dao hurriedly climbed up the window and fled.

But Daoist Yun stood in the hall, still in ecstasy: "Hahaha, okay, okay! I'm really going to be good! ”

Changfeng Dao climbed out of the back window, stood under the tree, gasped a few breaths, and said to Wang Ning with palpitations: "This Keyun came back from Tixi, not only did he become a pig's head, but he also became a fart spirit, which is really terrifying." ”

Wang Ning waved his hand, it seemed that he could still smell the disgusting stench at the end of his nose, and when he heard the words of the Changfeng Daoist, he snorted coldly: "Fortunately, the Gu magician in the mountain is just playing tricks on him, otherwise, his life will be gone." Since his life is not in danger, don't worry about it, you go to the prefect's yamen and tell the prefect that you have to donate a sum of gold and silver to help the war. ”

When Changfeng Daoren heard that he was asked to take money outside, he was reluctant to do so, so he said: "Senior Wang, if he wants to fight, just go to fight, we are monks, why bother to mix in it." ”

Wang Ning smiled and said, "Don't forget, this matter started because of us." Now Governor Zhang's Mansion is like a lonely family, and the Tusi everywhere are not very respectful to him, if you are willing to come forward to support, he must be grateful, and the person who sends charcoal in the snow, he will not forget it. ”

Changfeng Daoren said unconvinced: "Why bother, we have enough silver in Tongren, it is better to change places and continue to make a fortune." Now we are building a Taoist temple and making friends with officials, why not come? If you've been dealing with them for a long time, you'll be exposed. ”

Wang Ning's face sank, and he said, "You ask so much to do, and you do what you are asked to do, and you will do it!" Don't think that if you know some tricks and deceive, you dare to be presumptuous in front of the old man, if the old man wants you to die, just move your little finger. ”

The Changfeng Dao man shrunk his neck in fear and said, "Yes, that...... The poor road is to do so. ”

Wang Ning snorted coldly and said, "You go right away, don't play tricks, your little life is in the hands of the old man!" ”

Wang Ning said that he brushed his sleeves away, and the Changfeng Daoist cursed a few times at his back, and then glanced into the back window, and saw that the fart was still "puffing" and putting it away, but the facial features had faintly returned to their places, and the stomach had shrunk a lot, and it looked like it was about to return to its original state.

The Changfeng Dao people forgot about their own troubles and said in amazement: "It turns out that the reason why this guy has become that way is that he is filled with farts!" ”

Looking at his look of envy, it seemed that he was sorry that he had only learned some illusions in Maoshan at the beginning, and he had never learned such a trick.

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In the lobby of the mansion, Zhang Duo sat there with a sick face. In fact, his body has improved a lot, but his body is too fat, and the burden is very heavy, and he has hurt his vitality under the illness, and he is unhappy. Now it's a little deliberate, and it's even more sluggish.

Yu Junting was dressed in a big red robe, his hands were behind his back, and the crystal smooth ivory fan was gently patting his back, Shi Shiran stepped into the palace hall, nodded with a smile to the officials who had already arrived first, and was about to walk to the first place on the right.

But as soon as she looked up. Seeing Zhang Duo sitting in her place, Yu Junting was slightly stunned, and then calmed down. Walk to the first place on the left. Zhang Duo, who was squeezing a fat body in the official hat chair, suddenly opened his eyes and said weakly: "Yu Jianzhou, please sit on the main seat!" ”

Yu Junting was stunned and said, "What does the prefect mean?" ”

Zhang Duo laughed hoarsely twice and said, "This mansion has not yet healed, and it is difficult to take care of government affairs. Now it's just a matter of importance, and I can't help but ask. As soon as the affairs are still to be handled by the superintendent of the state, it is natural that the superintendent should sit in the main seat. ”

Yu Junting smiled lightly. Si Sven shook his head and said, "It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate." The lower official is only temporarily sharing the worries of the prefect, and since the lord has arrived, it is naturally the prefect who sits in the main seat. ”

Zhang Duo smiled bitterly and spread his hands. said: "Look at the way I look now, do you still have the strength to toss?" Yu Jianzhou don't be polite, don't give in, don't shirk. ”

Yu Junting said: "Don't dare, don't dare, in front of the prefect, the lower officials don't dare to be presumptuous." ”

Ye Xiaotian, who arrived in a hurry, saw these two people pretending to be acting there, and rolled his eyes in boredom, while Li Cheng turned sideways and whispered to him: "That group of mountain barbarians kicked their noses in the face. If you don't fight now, the officials of the government will be disgraced. Fighting, once you lose, you will be even more disgraced. Who wants to be the lord of this? Look at that chair, the two adults fought for your life and death before, but now you push me to let me, no one wants to sit on it, hehe, it's tricky. ”

Ye Xiaotian suddenly said: "I see! ”

The prefect and the superintendent humbled each other for a long time. No one refused to sit on the main seat, and Zhang Fatzi couldn't get up from his chair. He refuses to move, and others can't pull him, even if they pull. Yu Junting is light, look at her small waist, if there is a wrestler who can play with the stone lock, she can make her do palm dance, but who dares to pull her?

As a result, the final result of the humility of the two was: Yu Junting sat on the top of the left side, Zhang Duo sat on the top of the right side, and the two sat facing each other. As for the main seat in the center, the head of the house was vacant, and the meeting began in such a strange scene.

Zhang Duo's expression was weak, and he said angrily: "Yu Jianzhou, Shanmiao...... Barbarism, the previous officers and soldiers suffered defeats, they got carried away, inch by inch, my Tongren Mansion has allowed them to gain a foothold in Tixi, they are not satisfied, and now they take the initiative to provoke, kidnap the people, plague the place, and the officers and soldiers of the Tixi Division to fight, what do you think should be good? ”

Yu Junting gently tapped her delicate palm with a small ivory fan, stared at Zhang Fatzi with bright eyes, and asked, "In the opinion of Lord Fuzun, how should we deal with it?" ”

Zhang Duo shook his head slightly, smiled, and said: "The old man is sick and lying in bed, it is difficult to be a director, now Tongren Mansion is your head in Jianzhou, why did you ask about this mansion." ”

Yu Junting smiled lightly, bowed and said, "Xiaguan is only acting as the prefect now......"

Zhang Duo's eyes widened slightly, and he cut off her words and said: "In his position, seek his government!" So much for! ”

His back slowly leaned back in his chair, and he regained his lazy appearance: "This mansion is only here today, just because the chief of the Tixi Division is the head of the mansion, and he sent the letter to the mansion, if the mansion ignores it, it will be unreasonable, so he came forward with illness, as for how to decide, it depends on your intention in Jianzhou." ”

Li Cheng turned sideways and whispered to Ye Xiaotian: "Lord Prefect, this is the army in Jiangjianzhou!" At the beginning, these things were the trouble of the prefect, and since Yu Jianzhou wanted to sit in this position, it would become her trouble, and there was a good show to watch.

You see, if Yu Jianzhou doesn't dare to send troops, she can't mock the prefect for his incompetence in the future. If she sends troops, can the Yu family stay out of the matter? Neither can stay out of the matter, even if it wins, the Yu family will also lose its troops, greatly hurt their vitality, if they lose, it will be even more prestigious, and the predicament of the prefect will be solved. ”

Ye Xiaotian nodded lightly, touched his chin, and glanced at the officials in the hall, seeing that everyone was sitting on a mountain and watching the tiger fight, obviously to see how this ambitious female toast faced this problem.

Ye Xiaotian secretly wondered in his heart: "What happened over there in Tixi?" It stands to reason that without my orders, the Geldorians would not have been able to make any extraneous trouble. Could it be that Tixisi has some kind of provocative behavior towards them? It's really not that easy to grab meat from other people's plates and eat it. What should I do if I send troops to Jianzhou? ”

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I'm busy at the moment, and I'll report ^_^ back to you when I get back.

(To be continued)