Chapter 353: The Road Meets the Monk and Robs the Road
After the Fenzhou case ended, Xiao Yuer and Bao Da went their separate ways. He took Qiao'er north to Taiyuan to participate in the beggars' bird conference. Once every two years, it must be very lively.
At noon, they arrived at the foot of a mountain and asked the natives that this mountain was called Tianlong Mountain, which was very close to Taiyuan.
He had seen the name of Tianlong Mountain in books and knew that the grottoes there were famous. However, after the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty, the grotto statue is declining day by day, and the pavilion in front of the cave is gradually damaged.
Originally, Xiao Yu'er didn't want to go, but Qiao'er wanted to go to Tianlong Temple to burn incense, so that her mother-in-law would know about it. Anyway, Xiao Yuer followed her up the mountain to pray for the Buddha.
After traveling for several miles, they came to a market, and the two of them found a noodle shop and went in to make a point. The reason is that Qiao'er wants to bathe and change clothes, and then burn incense and go up the mountain reverently, so that it will work. However, Xiao Yu'er is not interested in burning incense and piety, but is more interested in Qiao'er's bathing and changing clothes.
After Xiao Yu'er sat down, Qiao'er stood on the side and waited like a maid.
When Xiao Yu'er saw it, he smiled and said, "You're welcome, just sit down and eat together." "Light up the stool.
When Qiao'er saw it, she shook her head and said, "No, how can I eat at the same table with my husband?" It's so unruly. At this moment, Qiao'er was not wearing a linen dress disguised as a man, but a maid's costume. After all, cuddling and hugging on the road will not gossip.
Xiao Yu'er said unhappily: "Bah, what rules are not regular." I said yes, just do it. Wait until I'm done eating, and then you can eat it, and delay it for a long time. But he wasn't really angry, it was in his eyes.
Qiao'er covered her mouth and smiled: "As soon as Xianggong finishes eating, let's leave." I'll buy some steamed buns and eat them while walking, and I won't delay. "It's very suitable for the role of this maid.
Xiao Yu'er sighed: "I have a strange temper, if I eat alone, my stomach must be weird, if no one eats with me." Later, my stomach hurts, and I can bear it. โ
Qiao'er smiled, so she had to pull out a bench and sit diagonally on the corner of the table. Xiao Yu'er only ate a few chopsticks in a bowl of noodles, only to see three monks walk into the store, sit on the street, and say in a stack: "Bring the noodles!" Bring the noodles! โ
A monk glanced at the package on Xiao Yu'er's table, bumped his left elbow against his companion, and gestured. When the other two saw each other, their faces were full of joy. I couldn't take my eyes off the package.
Xiao Yu'er said in her heart: "It's not good, these three guys want to block the road and rob." He took out a piece of broken silver, called one of the shopkeepers in the noodle shop to hire a cart, hurriedly finished eating the noodles, got into the cart, and told the coachman to run north.
After galloping for several miles, he could only hear the sound of horses' hooves behind the car, and Xiao Yu'er looked behind him and saw the three monks chasing after him on horseback. Xiang Qiao'er said: "Those three monks are not good, be careful." โ
Qiao'er nodded: "Yes!" โ
I only heard three monks shouting, "Stop, stop!" "The coachman ordered the mule,
The three monks have some skills. He stepped forward and stopped in front of the car. One person said: "Two dolls, get out of the car!" โ
Xiao Yu'er asked, "What are you doing?" โ
A monk said sharply: "Hand over the valuable things on your body." โ
Seeing this, Xiao Yu'er said, "You are monks. Why did they rob us of our possessions? A fat monk stretched out his big hand to grab the package from Qiao'er's hand, grabbed Qiao'er's wrist, and pulled it out.
The little fish saw it. Seeing the figure flickering, the fat monk flew up, jumped into the air, and went backwards. Seeing that his body fell sharply, but it was under his head and feet, with a sound of waves, a fat head rushed into the mire, sinking straight into his chest, and his feet danced wildly.
Qiao'er was surprised and delighted, I don't know what kind of kung fu this monk has. The other two monks screamed, grabbed him, and pulled him out of the mud. The monk's face was covered with wet mud, and the wolf bรจi was incomparable, but fortunately there was a soft mud on the side of the road, and the monk was not injured.
Xiao Yu'er laughed and said to the coachman, "Don't go quickly!" โ
Qiao'er asked, "Do you want a package?" Before Xiao Yu'er could answer, he saw the three monks each pull out a steel knife from their waists and pounce viciously.
Xiao Yu'er took the whip from the coachman's hand, threw it out, and rolled up a sentence of the monk's steel knife, the whip retracted, caught the knife with his left hand, and threw the whip out with his right hand.
The third monk shouted: "Ahh "Stopped. The whip in Xiao Yu'er's hand had been thrown out again, but this time it wrapped around his head and neck, took him to the front of the car, and took the steel knife in his hand. The monk's throat was strangled by a whip, his eyes rolled white, his tongue sticked out, and his face was covered with no blood. The remaining two monks attacked Xiao Yu'er from the left and right, intending to save their companions. Xiao Yu'er jumped up, stood with his left foot and kicked with his right foot, and the two monks were pointed at the acupoints on their heads and fainted to the ground.
He waved his hand and released the whip, and the monk had been suffocating for a long time, and he passed out. Qiao'er liked it so much that she jumped up and shouted, "Brother Xiaoyu'er is so good."
Xiao Yu'er smiled slightly and said, "That's nothing, it's these three wicked people who are useless." "Do you think that the world's martial arts are out of Shaolin, and a monk is a master? I didn't expect it to be all Zhuang style.
The monk was unconscious. Xiao Yu'er kicked him in the waist. The monk groaned and woke up.
Xiao Yu'er held back a laugh and asked, "You are monks, why did you come to rob us of our belongings?" โ
The monk said: "The villain should be damned, don't dare next time!" โ
Xiao Yu'er said, "Do you want to do it next time?" โ
The monk said, "I said I wouldn't dare, but I wouldn't dare, and I wouldn't dare in another hundred years." โ
Xiao Yu'er said: "You don't recite scriptures in the temple, what are you doing down the mountain?" โ
The monk said, "Master sent us down the mountain." โ
Xiao Yu'er said: "Your master sent you down the mountain to grab gold, silver and jewelry? โ
The monk said, "No...... No. We're going to ......," another fat monk coughed. Xiao Yu'er squinted at it, only to see that the monk even made a look, obviously signaling his companion not to reveal the truth. Xiao Yu'er originally thought that these monks would see the wealth and rob by force, but it was not a big deal. He wanted to torture them for the sake of laughter, so he let them go, but when he saw the fat monk's expression, he seemed to have other feelings, and asked, "What are you doing?" โ
The monk said, "You...... Are you going to ......? โ
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Say it quickly!" What do you do? โ
The monk said, "We...... We are monks of Tenryuji Temple. โ
The car frowned and said, "What is possible, nonsense." โ
Xiao Yu'er heard the sound and said in her heart: "Isn't it a monk here?" He also saw that these people were a little weird, and kicked him lightly, saying, "Who the hell is it?" โ
The monk said, "We are really monks from Tianlong Temple." โ
When Xiao Yu'er heard this, she said sharply: "What? You're still hard-mouthed?! Another kick on the "Tianhuo Acupoint" on his waist, the monk was in pain to the bone marrow, and he couldn't help but cry loudly, the pain became worse and worse, and the screams became louder and louder. The other two monks were shocked when they saw him screaming like a pig.
Xiao Yu'er asked, "Who are you?" Why dress up as a monk from Tenryuji Temple? Say?! Seeing that the three people were still hard-mouthed, he gently kicked his left foot on the "Qihu acupoint" under his neck, and the monk stopped in severe pain, and kept shouting: "I said, I said." (To be continued......)