Chapter 306: The Second Senior Brother Accepted the Senior Brother
"Fang Yiai, second junior brother, you come out for me, if you don't give me an explanation today, Lao Tzu will rely on you at the door!" The bald head of the nine hands was shiny, and he sat cross-legged on the flower pond, peeling an orange in his hand. How long has it been, almost half a month has passed since the calculation of the nine hands, and until now Fang Yiai has not talked to him, the nine hands are ready to go to righteousness generously, but Fang Yiai actually didn't even give him a chance to perform, it's so hateful, the nine hands broke a piece and threw it into his mouth, this is considered to be out of the way, if there is no more explanation, he must suffocate to death.
Hearing this cry, Tie Jin threw the baked cake in his hand and ran out, he stepped on the edge of the flower pond with one foot and shook his fist with the other, "Birdman, are you tired of being crooked, and you are dying early in the morning?" ”
"Barbarian, you go aside, it's none of your business!" Jiu didn't raise his hands, this Tibetan barbarian came quite quickly, and it was really the emperor who was not in a hurry and the eunuch was in a hurry.
"Why do you say that there is no Lao Tzu to do it, do you know that it affects Lao Tzu to eat baked cakes?"
"Nine hands glared deadly, forget it, adults don't remember villains, what kind of character is our nine hands, what kind of trouble is it with this rough man, this guy can't do anything except beat people, "Second junior brother, you hurry up and come out for me!"
"This bastard, what are you shouting, you are the second junior brother, your whole family is the second junior brother!" Fang Yiai took a sip of millet porridge, put down the bowl and rushed out with a knife, as if he was going to kill someone. Wen Qi was holding the bowl in a daze, Tian Menghan nodded his forehead and said, "Miss Begonia, Fang Jun, what's going on, why is the second junior brother so angry when he hears it, it seems that the nine hands are not wrong, right?" ”
"I don't know!" Begonias are also a question mark in the brain.
Fang Yiai looked at the nine hands and got angry, you dead bald head, what is it bad to shout, you have to call the second junior brother, do you think you are Sun Wukong, besides, his Fang Yiai is not Zhu Bajie. Fang Yiai threw away the knife and snatched the orange from the hand of the nine hands, "I said, senior brother, what is your name as an early morning ghost, does it seem that you are very smart?" Fang Yiyi ate oranges and sat on the stone pier.
"Hey, good junior brother, you see that I have been in Yangzhou for so long, can you let me go back to Luoyang?" Jiushou changed his arrogance just now, and smiled with a shy face, Tie Jin almost laughed, and he was really the best person who was rare in a thousand years.
"Let you go? Hey, senior brother, am I not good to you, junior brother? Fang Yiai swallowed the remaining orange in one gulp, rubbed his hands and glared at Tie Jin, "Tie Pimple, did you treat my senior brother badly, didn't you take good care of it, really!" ”
"Master, it's nothing, if you have enough wine and meat every day, I'll find him a woman, I haven't treated him badly!" Tie Jin stood straight and straight, that was very serious, Fang Yiai's eyes rolled and suddenly smiled, this Tie Jin is very talented in performance, but there is no little golden man, otherwise it must be sent to Tie Jin.
"Watching the performance of the master and servant, Nine Hands can't wait to scold and take off his pants and fart indiscriminately, why do you treat him Jiushou as a fool when he sings and harmonizes? Jiushou touched his bald head, not daring to be angry at all, "Senior brother, senior brother, I want to study the Dharma, I really can't stay for long!" ”
"What? Ah, me! Fang Yiai almost laughed, just this thing is still studying Buddhism, all studying how to eat dog meat, after spitting nine hands and spitting stars, Fang Yiai leaned his neck back, touched the bridge of his nose with his chest and said arrogantly, "Good brother, let's not go around the corner, you just give a sentence, do you mess with me?" ”
Messing with you? The black line at the end of the nine hands, this is the ruffian hooligan, the nine hands feel that this house is more suitable for mixing the rivers and lakes, look at this face, it is simply the tone of the authentic boss speaking to the younger brother. Jiushou was very entangled, how should this be answered, hesitated for a long time, Jiushou scratched his head and asked, "This is not very good, you are an official army, I am used to being idle, I can't stand so many rules!" ”
"Oh!" Fang Yiai raised his eyelids, tilted his head and commanded at Tie Jing, "Tie Pimple, tell the brothers, I heard that there is a thing called Sanxian Pavilion on the rivers and lakes, give me a good check, by the way, first help me to kill the Lieyang in Luoyang, I heard that it is a hall of Sanxian Pavilion!" ”
"Don't worry, master, I'll go now!" Tie Jin is an honest man, and since his master has commanded him, then he has to do it. Before Tie Jin could take a step, his nine hands were empty, he glared and pointed at Fang Yiai and said angrily, "Fang Yiai, okay, you are ruthless, Lao Tzu promised you, but the ugly words are ahead, I promise to do things for you, but don't force me to reveal the secrets of the Three Immortal Pavilion!" ”
"That's right, don't worry, even if you don't say it, I always have a way to know!" Fang Yiai patted Jiushou's shoulder, this poor great monk, knowing that it was useless to resist and make himself uncomfortable, "By the way, senior brother, do you know that heavenly sword success?" ”
"Of course I know, what's wrong?" Nine hands tilted their heads inexplicably.
"It's good to know, senior brother has time to help me persuade that guy, otherwise I can only send him to see Hades!" Fang Yiai walked slowly towards the house with his hands behind his back, Tie Jin picked up the knife and patted Jiushou's shoulder and said in a deep voice, "Birdman, the task is heavy, let's work hard!" ”
"Get out of here!" Nine hands are depressed, this iron deer came to the door to be scolded, after scolding the iron deer, nine hands kicked a flower pond, pain, this feeling is not good, milk water, this house is really not a good thing, just after the talk to assign him a task. Jiushou looked up at the sky with a sad face, this is not right, the light promised to mix with him, but what about the remuneration, what about the salary, is it free labor?
As soon as Fang Yiai sat down, Cheng Ling'er pounced on her greasy little hands, "Fang Jun, send that bald donkey away so quickly?" Fang Yiai's smile was gone, his neck was stalked, and he blinked in confusion, this Cheng Ling'er is sincere and stimulating, it seems that he Fang Yiai also has a big bald head. Fang Yiai snorted, how could there be a strange smell, a fragrant smell and a smell of rats, "Wait, Ling'er, what the hell are you doing, why do you have a strange smell on your body?" Fang Yiai said that his buttocks moved back, he was really afraid that Cheng Ling'er would pounce on him and infect the smell again.
"Huh? I heard others say that the water squeezed out of the petals is very fragrant on the body, so I tried it, doesn't it smell good? Cheng Ling'er's face was flushed, and her expression was like a primary school student waiting for the teacher's praise. Fang Yiai's heart was beating, obediently, isn't this the pioneer of the Tang Dynasty version of biochemistry, this flower water will be wiped on her body if she doesn't deal with it, isn't she afraid of any pollen poison? Fang Yiai glared at the two hands and pointed out the door, "Hurry up and take a bath, look at your smell, can you wipe the flower water casually, and you are not afraid of poisoning!" ”
Cheng Ling'er was furious, and threw the handkerchief in her hand on Fang Yiai's face, "No conscience!" Cheng Ling'er walked out with a long skirt and a very manly twisting her little buttocks, Fang Yiai took the handkerchief and smiled bitterly, "There is something wrong with my brain, I have nothing to learn from other people's ladies, and I still smear things on myself, and I am not afraid of prickly heat!" ”
The girls laughed so much, even Tian Menghan couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, the most excessive thing is Wen Luo's little witch, just laugh, why do you open your mouth so wide, are you afraid that others won't see your big white teeth? Fang Yiai is very jealous, hum, this little girl, "Luo girl, smile, what are you laughing at, laugh again, be careful I pump you!" ”
"Come on, my son-in-law, the slave family is waiting for you!" Wen Luo pinched his orchid fingers, smiled charmingly, and deliberately shook his chest as he spoke. In order to prevent himself from becoming a real beast, Fang Yiai stood up and said with a handkerchief in his handkerchief, "Well, this son still has to go to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to talk about something, you guys play slowly!" Fang Yi's hand was on the back, and his head was raised to shine brightly.
"The surname De, I don't know who smokes whom?" Facing Fang Yiai's back, Wen Luo raised his small fist happily, Wen Qi pursed his mouth and slapped Wen Luo scolded with a smile, "You girl, how can you talk to your son?" ”
"Hee-hee!" Wen Luo stuck out her tongue, isn't it just a room for love, don't be afraid of him, she is not afraid, Wen Luo feels that all of them are definitely defeated by their subordinates.
Yangzhou Thorn Mansion, at this time has been used as Li Chengqian's temporary palace, Li Chengqian has been living a good life these days, the case in Jiangnan is almost solved, and when he completed the task, he also cordially experienced the feeling of having the world in mind. I don't know when Li Chengqian also began to develop the stinky problem of Erlang's legs, today he was reading a book of "Yuefu Poems" with Erlang's legs crossed, at this time Huang Jie walked in and said, "Your Highness, General Fang is here!" ”
"Fang Jun? Doesn't this stinky boy want to cultivate in the house, how can he give it up? Li Chengqian threw the book and waved his hand, "Let him come in, by the way, tell the kitchen, no need to prepare lunch!" ”
"Huang Jie's head is sweating, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has changed too much, does he want to slaughter the general again."
As soon as Fang Yiai walked into the courtyard with eight steps, he felt a trace of danger, he watched and listened to the eight directions for a long time, and then he was sure that there was no living person, hey, could it be that there was something wrong with the sixth sense? Fang Yiai scratched his head and walked into the house, and without looking at it, Li Chengqian arched his hand and sat on the chair.
"Hmph, Fang Jun, it's your most insincere salute, I'm obviously standing in the east, but you salute to the north, isn't this a trample, if you don't want to do it in the future, don't salute, I still have a lot of you this salute!" Li Chengqian pinched his waist and looked uneasy.
"What you said, Brother Prince, then you won't be able to salute your love in the future!" Fang Yiai didn't feel embarrassed at all, how could he be embarrassed to refuse this kindness of others.
"You're welcome!" Li Chengqian looked left and right at Fang's bereaved expression, and asked with a smile, "How can you give it up?" ”
"Uh" Fang Yiai's eyes are wide open, this prince brother is too bad, hum, you want to hear it, Lao Tzu doesn't say it. Fang Yiai knocked on the table, shook his head and shouted, "Hey, little pomegranate, how can you serve people, this son has been here for so long, why hasn't he served tea?" ”
Li Chengqian felt that he should be angry, why did his own sister fall in love with such a scoundrel, "As long as you still drink tea, what tea will turn into boiled water in your mouth, hum!" ”
"Hehe, Brother Prince, you are so stingy!" Fang Yiai laughed, leaned on the table and asked in a low voice, "Brother Prince, how are things going, when can I go back to Chang'an?" ”
"It's almost the same, the matter in Jiangnan is easy to say, that is, it is a little troublesome to escort those ordnance in Dujiawan, but if you do more than four days, you should be able to finish transporting it, and then you can leave for Beijing!"
"Well, Brother Prince, you'd better be careful about this matter of returning the money, and it's best to let the people of Jiangnan remember your goodness!"
"Don't worry, I understand it!" Li Chengqian nodded, these words, he has already seen the important surname of fame, maybe this is what his father said that water can carry a boat and can also overturn a boat.
"Hehe, Brother Prince, let the kitchen prepare today, I'll stay here to eat, those women in the house are too annoying!" Fang Yiai went around in a circle, and finally went around to the point, the others are all false, this is the real purpose of his coming to assassinate the Shi Mansion, Li Chengqian has a few imperial chefs by his side.
"Forget it, the cooks are sick today, let's go out to eat!" Li Chengqian had already prepared, and smiled unhurriedly as soon as he raised his hand. Fang Yiai almost bit his tongue off, this Li Chengqian is really shameless, such a reason can be said.
"Where are you going to eat?"
"Twilight Tower, how's it going?" Li Chengqian was asking, but the smile was so evil, Fang Yiai covered his face, not to mention how depressed he was, the end of the bird, today he was calculated by Li Chengqian, but don't worry, when he returns to Chang'an, he has to be disgusted Li Chengqian, this prince brother has a lot of good things.
Two horses, guards, and a group of people proudly walked out of the Assassin's Mansion and marched towards the Twilight Spring Tower!
(To be continued)