Chapter 825: Laxatives are as fierce as a tiger

Everything is good in Youzhou City at the beginning of May, just like the flowers and plants in the wild, revealing a rare vitality everywhere. It's been three days, and Fang Yiai has been honestly staying in the Governor's Mansion, and he hasn't even been to the Thorn Mansion next door. Not to mention Li Ai, even Fang Yiai himself can't tell what he is waiting for, he is looking forward to ending the matter in Youzhou as soon as possible, after all, several women in the family are about to give birth. But when it came to an end, Fang Yiai hoped that those things were just cranky.

The sun is scorching in the sky, sitting in the courtyard has obviously felt a little warm, at this time the women are busy with things, only Begonia and Tang Mingyue are still idle, as for that Li Yi, of course, he can't be counted as a person in the backyard, because as long as Her Royal Highness the princess opens her eyes, she can study endless fun. Drinking the begonia's specially boiled jujube tea, Fang Yiai praised it sincerely, "It's so delicious, girl, you have done a good job in researching jujube tea, not to mention the fragrance, there is a strong sweetness, it seems that you can open a teahouse by yourself in the future." ”

"Childe, you can lift the servant, the servant doesn't have that mind!" Begonia raised her eyebrows and smiled, opening a shop is a good idea, but she Haitang doesn't have this idea, she can't be busy with business by the side of the prince, how can she still take care of the teahouse?

Tang Mingyue snorted, and her little hand skillfully put her hand on the back of the begonia powder, "Sister Begonia, why don't you teach this craft to your little sister and let your little sister open a teahouse?" ”

Tang Mingyue's technique is really good, if it is to touch the house and leave love, you must have heard the ** sound, but it is a pity that Begonia is a daughter's family, and she can't enjoy Tang Mingyue's ambiguous technique. Turning her head, Haitang gently patted Tang Mingyue's face, "You girl, don't make fun of my sister, if you think about it, go touch your son!" ”

Tang Mingyue suddenly felt bored, this Sister Begonia is too shrewd, this can be seen in this matter.

The three of them were chatting and laughing about some interesting things, and at this time, Li Yi walked over with his head shaken, followed by Wen Luo, who raised his eyebrows and stared. As soon as he sat at the stone table, Li Yan pouted and snorted, "Hey, who of you ate my big red dates, who is it, hurry up?" ”

"Hepu, what are you yelling about, isn't it just a big red date, hurry up and get you a few cars, and I'll kill you!" Fang Yiai reached out and knocked on the back of Li Yi's hand, this girl really doesn't look like a princess, she also screamed in order to break the dates, and she didn't know and thought she had lost something valuable.

As soon as she was reproached by Fang Yiai, Li Yi was even more unhappy, she stared at Fang Yiai and said angrily, "Stinky brother-in-law, you don't know things, don't talk nonsense." I have soaked those big red dates in medicine, and I have been learning from Sister Luo'er for a long time in order to learn how to make poison. ”

Fang Yiai is too lazy to pay attention to Li Yi, and her daughter's family does not learn from Haitang and Xu Hui, but from the most unreliable Wen Luo, what else can you learn from Wen Luo, it is nothing more than a method of fighting, killing, and poisoning people. Fang Yiai was disdainful, but Wen Luo raised his eyebrows proudly, and his hand still pinched Fang Yiai's forehead vigorously.

Haitang didn't think there was anything wrong, but after listening to Li Yan's words, she couldn't help but ask out loud, "Your Highness, the big red dates you said are those on the shelves in the kitchen?" ”

"Yes, Begonia, you know?" Li Yi stood up suddenly, seeing her like this, Begonia was sweating on her forehead, not to mention seeing it, she was about to drink it in her stomach. Stretching out her finger at the teapot, Haitang smiled bitterly, "Your Highness can't help it, in order to try to make red date tea, the maid used all those big red dates"

Hearing Haitang say this, Li Yi immediately became anxious, she lifted the lid of the pot and sniffed it, isn't it the smell of red dates, "Oh, you actually boiled tea and drank it, don't you want to live?" ”

At this time, Fang Yiai also reacted, Li Yi just said that it was soaked in medicine, what other medicine can she and Wen Luo get? Thinking of this, Fang Yiai felt that his stomach began to feel uncomfortable, he reached out with a dark face and grabbed Wen Luo behind him, "Luo girl, quickly get the antidote, do you want to kill your husband, and put the medicine in the kitchen." ”

"There is no cure!" Wen Luo smiled happily, she answered fluently, but Fang Yiai, Begonia, and Tang Mingyue were frightened, and the three of them drank red date tea.

"Don't be funny, Luo girl, I've drunk almost a pot for my husband, if you don't take the antidote, you really have to be a widow!"

As soon as she heard the three words of widowhood, Wen Luo's face turned a little dark, she reached out and pinched Fang Yiai's face, and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about, it's just a laxative, and poison can't kill you."

"Laxatives?" As soon as Fang Yiai finished muttering, she felt that her stomach began to rumble, and the cry did not mean that she was hungry, but that she was going to diarrhea. Tragedy, it's okay not to say it, but as soon as you say it, the feeling comes. Not only did Fang bereave, but so did Haitang and Tang Mingyue, and at this time, the three of them were thinking about the thatched house.

There was a scene in the backyard of the Governor's Mansion that was rare in a thousand years, and the Governor led the two women into the thatched house together, and after a while, there was a comfortable ** sound in the thatched house. It's a shame that the backyard is full of people from the inner courtyard, and if those guards hear it, Fang Yiai, the big governor, will have no face to stop it.

A lark flew by, landed on the hut, glanced down and cried. Spring is coming, is it possible that the men and women have nowhere to scratch their strength, and they are looking for excitement in the thatched house?

It's a shame that the thatched house in the backyard is big enough, otherwise the three people can't fit it, because the backyard is their own people, and no one has a men's and women's toilet, so the three of them squatted side by side. After a while, when she was much more comfortable, the second daughter felt that she was shy. Begonia clenched the corners of her clothes angrily and wanted to scold, she was too immoral, and put the dates soaked in laxatives in the kitchen, didn't this make it clear that she wanted to trap people?

"Childe paper, do you have any paper?" Tang Mingyue's question reminded the other two people, the three of them didn't touch the paper for a long time, but Begonia found a lot of money tickets, Fang Yiai is a little extravagant, but he is reluctant to use money tickets to wipe **.

"Hey, Luo girl, hurry up and send the paper in, otherwise your husband will punish you tonight!" There was no way, Fang Yiai had to scream.

As soon as they heard Fang Yiai's shout, Li Yi and Wen Luo hugged each other and laughed, laughed for a while, Wen Luo turned around to get the paper, and handed Li Yi a packet of medicinal powder when he left, "Hepu, you go to the kitchen, let someone get some radish juice and salt water, stir it and sprinkle these medicinal powders inside!" ”

Li Yi didn't know this medicinal powder, so he asked curiously, "Sister Luo'er, what is this for?" ”

"Stupid, of course it's an antidote, do you want your brother-in-law to die in the thatched house? Go ahead, if we don't cure them, we'll both be out of luck!" ”

Wen Luo also wanted to punish those idlers who loved to enjoy, and they would send everything to their stomachs in the future. A little punishment is enough, if Fang Yiai is allowed to squat in the thatched house, then she is distressed.

Coming out of the thatched house, before he walked to the stone table, Fang Yiai's eyelids drooped and turned his head and walked back, and the women in the coming year were not much better, and they continued to squat with pale faces. Fang Yiai is about to cry, what kind of laxative is this, why is it so powerful, if it comes like this seven or eight times, can someone in his room still stand up?

Fang Yiai's physique is good and can stand it, but the two women don't have this ability, only twice, and Begonia is a little weak. Wen Luo also knew how good the medicine he dispensed, so he honestly sent the antidote to the thatched house, and after seeing the antidote, the three of them didn't care if it was in the thatched house, and opened their mouths to drink the antidote.

After a while, it felt much lighter. Wen Luo can't do this, the laxatives she prepares are no better than ordinary laxatives, and ordinary drugs can survive a few times, maybe she can take the opportunity to detoxify. But the medicine prepared by Wen Luo can be regarded as the most powerful laxative, and it is estimated that if you don't lose half your life, you will definitely not be able to get out of the thatched house. Fang Yiai is in good shape and can listen to it, but the two women are estimated to die in the thatched house.

When he came out of the thatched house, Begonia actually had a feeling of seeing the sky again, and it was the first time that he had a deep hatred with the thatched house when he grew so big.

Li Yi stood far away, but Fang Yiai didn't want to let him go, so he ran two steps and copied Li Yi in his arms, and then he slapped Li Yi on the **, "You stinky girl, let you be weird, let you take laxatives, I have to kill you today!" ”

Fang Yiai scolded Huan, his hands kept moving, and his hand strength was still a little big at first, and Li Yi's tears were about to come out in pain, but after a while, he heard Li Yi humming, humming, and the corners of his mouth were still smiling. Wen Luo really couldn't stand it anymore, she walked over and patted Fang Yuai's shoulder, "Husband, if you want to fight, the concubine will find you a board, if you don't fight, just stop, are you massaging or beating?" ”

"Ahem, what's the matter? Of course it's a beating! "Fang Yiai still doesn't admit it, but Li Yi's ** is so soft, a good devil's girl. Before he could let Li Yi get up, he heard a rush of footsteps, and then saw Li Mu in the dust.

Li Mu swore that he didn't have the intention to break the good thing, and as soon as he entered the courtyard gate, he saw the young general holding His Royal Highness Hepu, and the posture was still so ambiguous. There is a way that is out of sight and out of mind, Li Mu glanced to the side, gasped and said, "Major General, there is news from the beggar gang, saying that there have been many strangers near the state capital in the past two days, and they are all middle-aged men. ”

"That's it?" Fang Yiai rolled her eyes and replied, what is strange about strangers entering Youzhou City, it is estimated that it will be time.

"Also, Major General, there is also movement over there in Huanxi Ridge!" As soon as Li Mu finished speaking, he saw Fang Yiai standing up with Li Yi in his arms, he pushed Li Yi aside, and asked Li Mu urgently, "But look at it, don't look dazzled!" ”

"You can't go wrong, the last general will be watching it himself!" Li Mu hurriedly made a package ticket, he Li Mu didn't do anything these days, so he pretended to be a mountain village man hanging around Huanxi Ridge, there were not many people in the mountains, but there were a lot of insects. In order to complete the task assigned by the major general, he suffered a lot.

Huanxiling finally moved, Fang Yiai was half happy and half sad, he slapped his palms and said to Li Mu, "Li Mu, you go back first, let the brothers hide, if someone finds out, Ben will throw him in the stinky ditch for three days!" ”

"Yes, Major General, what about you?"

"I'll be there later, you can go first!" Fang Yiai waved his hand and went back to the house, if he wanted to go to Huanxiling, he had to dress up in disguise.

Wen Luo naturally followed, and the funny thing was that Li Yi was also making trouble to go, Fang Yiai refused categorically, and said to Haitang when he left, "You take care of Hepu, if she dares to mess around, tie her up." ”

Li Yi could only look at this angrily, Fang Yiai didn't pity her, she just looked at Wen Luo, this time Wen Luo won't help Li Yi, I saw Luo Woman shrug her shoulders, shake the rag clothes on her body and said, "Hepu stay honestly, I can't help you this time, the matter is too serious, it's not your time to play!" ”

Even Wen Luo is like this, Li Yi is out of line, in fact, Li Yi is still very unconvinced, isn't it Huanxiling, is she Li Yi a bad person? (To be continued.) )