Chapter 501: Jumping God
In this era, and in such an underdeveloped place as Bohai Prefecture, when a patient thinks that it is a very secret disease, and it is not easy to see anyone, and it has reached the point of helplessness, suddenly there is a doctor who directly says the condition, then the shock is too great!
For the beggar Baolian, the shock was so great that he was about to be stunned. He forced himself to stabilize his mind, swallowed his saliva, and asked in a trembling voice: "This disease, you just said it with your mouth, and you haven't seen it with your own eyes, why don't you go to the toilet with this king, see what is convenient for this king, and then prescribe medicine?" Go now! ”
Yang Ze's face turned green, can you use this, let me see that it is convenient for you, even if I am embarrassed to look at it, are you embarrassed to be convenient? Well, maybe that's funny! Before Yang Ze refused, the beggar even denied this request.
The beggar even remembered that the latrine had collapsed, and he smashed him, making him a golden thing, and the golden light almost suffocated him to death, and he lost his temper and killed a bunch of people!
Thinking of this, the beggar Baolian changed his mind, and he said: "Well, your medical skills are very good, but you still have to see the real condition, why don't you just hold the night pot and look at me!" ”
As a rude person, the beggar didn't take this situation as a thing at all, and even felt that it was a gift to Xia Huyou to let the Xia Huyou in front of him see him, Xia Huyou should feel the glory, who can have this honor if he changes someone else?
Yang Ze was furious in his heart, let me serve you a night pot? Looking at your convenience? That's it, I'm going to kill you!" You think your status is high, and my status is low, so you can let me do this; But in fact, my status is higher than yours, so I can insult you casually? Alright then, you just wait!
Yang Ze is neither a relative of the beggar Baolian, nor a caregiver who takes care of him. There is really no need to give a beggar a night pot, in this era, this can be regarded as an insult!
Outside the hall, when Mu Gen heard this, his face also changed greatly, and he thought to himself: "This kind of insult, will it make the master change his face, if he changes his face at this time, we are not the opponent of Qi alone!" Well, rush in. It's okay to cut down this Bohai County King, but then it's over, we can't escape! ”
He is usually confused, and he is always scolded for lacking heart, but at this time, in a hurry, he had an idea, and he looked at the big man!
When the head of the guard heard this, his face changed slightly, but he didn't think it was an insult. Instead, he was thinking: "Sure enough, the king couldn't help it and wanted to seduce this Xia Huyou!" Alas, he had so many concubines. I don't like it, I have to like the little white face, and it turns out, hey. I can't give birth to a son! ”
It is no secret that the beggar has no heir to the throne, but he is very anxious to have a son. It's just that everyone didn't dare to say it in public, for fear of being killed by the beggar Baolian.
Yang Ze really doesn't know whether to turn his face now, looking at the appearance of the beggar Baolian, although he is old, he is strong and powerful, it is estimated that he may not be able to deal with it!
At this time, I suddenly heard someone outside the hall say: "King, the grass people are willing to serve it for you, end, ah, it's a pot!" The voice was crisp, and the child's voice was not clear, but it was the big man who was talking.
It turned out that Mugen was in a hurry, pulled the big man over, and told him, and the big man learned to say it, he didn't know what it was called holding a pot, the poor family was usually convenient, how could it be possible to use such a thing as a night pot, even if it was at night, it was convenient to get out of the house, and the people in the mountains didn't pay attention to these.
Mu Gen hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, let this child ...... The boy holds the pot for the king, this auspicious, very auspicious! ”
The beggar was stunned for a moment, and thought: "Is there still such a saying, it is auspicious to let the boy serve the night pot?" Well, the witchcraft of the Central Plains people must be much more powerful than that of our Bohai Prefecture, maybe there is such a delicacy! ”
He nodded and said, "I see, that's good, let him in!" ”
This can be regarded as relieving Yang Ze, but Yang Ze waved his hand and said: "This is not necessary, king, if you want to know your condition, you don't need the grass people to come to see it in person, but you only need to pray to the heavens, and then do a dharma, and the heavens will send down the law of healing, in our Central Plains, this is called inviting God, let the gods in the sky possess the grass people!" ”
The beggar even slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "You say this to the king, you understand, I think when the king went to the Central Plains, I saw this, the fairy got on the body of an old woman, and the old woman became a fairy, and the words that came out were the words of the gods, and you could solve any problem if you wanted!" ”
In fact, in Bohai Prefecture, some witch doctors will also use this trick, but it is one thing to use it, whether they can cure the disease of begging and protecting the border, it is another thing, because witch doctors can't cure diseases, of course, witch doctors themselves know, so no one dares to use this trick.
If the witch doctors use this trick and can't cure the disease, then there is only one way, that is, it is God's punishment for begging to protect the border, so this disease cannot be cured, but in this way, with the beggar Bao's obedient temper, he doesn't dare to cut off the head of the fairy, don't he dare to cut off the head of the witch doctor, and he has to find someone who can sprinkle his anger on the head, and the witch doctor is not stupid, and he will not kill himself.
The beggar even admired Yang Ze a lot, and he didn't want to ask anything else, so he said directly: "How do you want to do things, you just say, in this palace, you can have whatever you want!" ”
Yang Ze said: "This is very simple, first of all, you need the king to bathe and change clothes......
"This king has just taken a bath, and his clothes are also new!" The beggar said that he had just taken a shower and changed into clean clothes when he was rescued from the pit.
Yang Ze said: "You need to fast, that is, you will be hungry for three days, which is at least ......."
"Alas, this king has been so upset in recent days that he can't eat anything, and he has been hungry for almost three days!" Beggar Bao Liandao. He had this disease, and it was too late to worry, how could he have time to eat big fish and meat, just drink, but he didn't say it.
Yang Ze knew that he was drinking, and it was difficult to know the smell of wine in his mouthful, but looking at the appearance of the beggar Baolian, it was obvious that he had to do something immediately, which was nothing, anyway, it was just fooling!
Yang Ze nodded and said, "That's fine, you can do things!" He paused for a moment and said, "However, this ritual is for idlers to avoid observance. It can only be known by four people, one is the king, one is the grass people, and the other two are the boy and girl! ”
He pointed to the big man and the little girl behind him with his hand, it didn't matter if the two children were around, they wouldn't say anything anyway, and they wouldn't pose a sense of threat to the beggar Baolian.
The beggar hesitated slightly, he had always refused to face strangers alone, and he always had to have guards by his side. The so-called a thousand times is not too much, but one carelessness will kill him, and he has to be careful when living in a barbaric environment.
However, this Xia Huyou in front of him is very weak, and it is two children, there is nothing to worry about, even if Xia Huyou is uneasy and kind, he can deal with it alone!
The beggar did not immediately agree. Instead, he asked, "If the Dharma is done successfully, when will the king be cured of this illness?" ”
Yang Ze said: "I'm afraid it will take some time, no matter what, it will take three days!" ”
The beggar was stunned. He thought it would take a long time, let's say at least half a month, but he didn't expect it to be three days, so he nodded immediately. "Okay, let's get started, hurry up." This king can't wait! ”
He waved his hand at the leader of the guards outside and said, "All leave the main hall, this king will not summon you, you will not be allowed to enter, close the door of the palace!" ”
The leader of the guards hurriedly agreed, thinking, "Do something? Excuse me, I don't know what you're going to do in there! It was because of his dirty thoughts that he did not think of danger, but received the order, and left with the guards, and closed the door of the temple.
Seeing this, the people brought by Yang Ze didn't stay long, only the big man and the little girl were left, and they all left, the generals of the Right Shenwu Army still trusted Yang Ze very much, and the two tribes were almost wiped out by the chaotic run on the grassland, they greatly admired Yang Ze's ability, and didn't think that Yang Ze would be in any danger, they were all called Xia Huyou, foolishly, looking at that stupid vassal king is also very easy to fool!
There were no magic weapons, and Yang Ze didn't bring any magic weapons, and he didn't want to really get out of the magic thing, so he said to the beggar Bao: "King, please sit cross-legged on the bed!" ”
The beggar was slightly stunned, it's so simple? It's different from what I've seen before! Well, it's nothing simple, as long as it can heal!
Yang Ze turned his head and said to the eldest man and the youngest girl: "You two close your eyes and stand still!" ”
The eldest man and the youngest girl obediently closed their eyes and stood motionless, although they didn't know why they did this, but Yang Ze asked them to do it, and they did it.
Yang Ze also closed his eyes, chanted words in his mouth, and began to slowly turn in circles on the ground, beggar Baolian looked at it, and couldn't help frowning, it was really different from the previous rituals!
Suddenly, Yang Ze's whole body twitched, he opened his eyes suddenly, and said loudly: "Taishang Laojun possessed, the person in front, but begging Baolian, within three years, you will be the emperor!" ”
The immortal possession was a little too fast, there was no warning at all, and suddenly he began to cramp, and then said such a sentence, which is different from almost all the gods and goddesses, but because it is different, so suddenly he came up with such a sentence, so that the beggar Baolian did not have any mental preparation!
When some things go against common sense, become abnormal, and are too simple, and can even be described as child's play, there are often some old treacherous people, or people with extremely rich life experience, will suddenly be blinded, and thus be deceived, just like in the time and space when Yang Ze came, some scammers often use a mobile phone text message, a very inferior deception, can definitely not use some life experience can never be used poor, and it is by no means a person who has no higher education to deceive.
The reason is very simple, as long as you catch the psychology of the deceived, for example, some people want to win the lottery, some people want to get rich, when this idea is too strong, it is easy to be fooled, and in 10,000 people, as long as you meet one, the scammer can succeed, anyway, it doesn't take too much cost to deceive people, and it becomes a group text message!
If the beggar Baolian didn't think about rebelling and establishing his own independent kingdom, then he would definitely not be fooled, but because he always thought about it, he thought about it today, so in the face of this sudden sentence, it was difficult for him not to be fooled!
The beggar blurted out: "Really? It only takes three years, so fast! ”
Just saying this sentence, he is equivalent to being sentenced to death, it's really fake, in feudal society, as long as there is this kind of thinking, it is a capital crime, there is a saying that his heart can be punished!
Yang Ze's heart tightened, this guy really has the intention of rebelling, then I'm afraid I'll be sorry for him! (To be continued......)