Chapter 2: You're Done This Time
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Yang Ze was walking forward, and Mu Gen ran up behind him and shouted, "Shaodong, I'll go with you!" ”
Looking back at the dumbfounded junior apprentice, Yang Ze said, "What are you doing with me, do you want to accompany me to be beaten?" I can't see that you're quite loyal! ”
Mu Gen really didn't have a very flexible brain, he said: "No, I'm afraid of pain, and I don't want to accompany the young owner to you to be beaten." I followed you at the orders of your lady! ”
After thinking about it, it may be that he himself felt a little stupid, and tried hard to be smart, and said: "Maybe Madame was afraid that you wouldn't be able to walk after being beaten, so she asked me to go home and report the news, so that someone could pick you up with the door panel!" ”
Yang Ze's face twitched suddenly, and he said, "Child, I can't see that your imagination is quite rich, I have nothing to say to you." If I had to say it, I would only call you wonderful! ”
"What's weird?" Mugen asked modestly and studiously.
"It's just a very beautiful flower!"
"But my nickname is Mugen, not a flower, can I change it to Qigen?"
"Good...... Well, then call you Chigen! ”
A quarter of an hour was a bit rushed, Yang Ze and Mu Gen hurried and finally arrived at the Yamen.
There are several errand soldiers standing at the entrance of the yamen, the leader is a middle-aged fat man, Yang Ze's memory has him, this fat man is the head catcher of this county, named He Dacai, the reason why I remember this head catcher is because He Dacai has arrested Yang Ze before, because Yang Ze is messing around on the street, he also smoked Yang Ze's big mouth, and he said that he will teach you a lesson for your Lao Tzu!
However, feng shui takes turns, He Dacai used to smoke Yang Ze's big mouth, but today he himself was smoked two by the county order, there are five finger prints on his left face, and there are five finger prints on the right face, which are very eye-catching, as if he has been coated with rouge, very symmetrical and beautiful, very appreciative.
Seeing Yang Ze arrive at the door, He Dacai sighed and said, "Why are you here, your father?" ”
Yang Ze first gave He Dacai a salute, and then said, "My father is ...... He had diarrhea and couldn't come, so he sent me to see the little lady. ”
He Dacai snorted and said, "If you know how to see a doctor, the sows can go up the tree!" But your kid is still a little filial, and he can take the board for your father, just rely on this little filial piety, and when he beats you later, this head catcher will let the brothers save some strength, come with me! ”
Yang Ze asked Mu Gen to stay at the door, and he followed He Dacai into the yamen, passed through the hall, and arrived at the back house.
As soon as he entered the courtyard of the back house, Yang Ze immediately grinned. Okay, I saw seven or eight people lying on the ground in the courtyard, the youngest was in his forties, and the oldest was in his sixties. There were a circle of errands standing around, although the errands were not lying on the ground, but everyone had finger prints on their faces, exactly the same as He Dacai.
When he arrived at the door of the back hall, He Dacai said cautiously: "County Zun, the last doctor in this county is also here, and he is the son of Yang Zatang of Zhiren Hall." ”
The door creaked open, and a middle-aged man in his thirties and nearly forty years old walked out, this person was tall, wearing a seven-grade official uniform, wearing an official hat, a square face, a beard, and a fierce appearance, not like a county order, but a bit like a robber who occupied the mountain as the king.
This person is Wu Yourong, the county commander of Baoan County, and the seven-rank official position was not obtained by the imperial examination, but because he was born in the army, he was a fighting man, and he had military exploits when he fought against the Hu people in the north, and when he was rewarded for his meritorious deeds, he was given the official position of a county order.
Wu Yourong has a short temper, whenever he is angry, he will beat people, there is no one in the entire yamen who is not afraid of him, except for the lord Bo and the county lieutenant, all the remaining officials have been beaten by him, and people call him King Wu Yan in private.
Wu Yourong glanced at Yang Ze and saw that the young man was saluting himself, he heaved and said, "The last one to come must be the worst in medical skills, but Yang Lao's medical skills are not high, but he is quite good at teaching his son......"
Speaking of his son, Wu Yourong suddenly showed a discouraged look on his face, and he didn't know what he remembered, paused for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "That's it, you go in to see a doctor, even if you don't see it well, the official won't beat you!" ”
This expression, these words, made Yang Ze a little inexplicable, but he was greatly relieved when he heard that he couldn't see a good illness and didn't need to be beaten, and thought: "After a long time, everyone can see that I came to take the board for my father, this is good, filial piety doesn't need to be beaten!" ”
He hurriedly entered the house, and saw that the room was quite decorated, the beds and furnishings were in bright colors, and it looked rich and rich, and it was quite bright, but it lacked connotation, and it was quite a nouveau riche.
On the big red carved bed, there was a woman in her twenties, presumably the sick little lady, kneeling beside the bed two little girl rings, the little girl rings were full of tears, it is estimated that they have been repaired by Wu Yourong, blame them for not serving the little lady.
Yang Ze walked to the bedside, looked at the little lady, and saw that the young woman's face was swollen like a plate, and she kept coughing, but she could vaguely deduce that when this woman was not sick, she should be regarded as outstanding, and she was a little charming, otherwise Wu Yourong would not be able to spoil her so much, and when he saw that she was sick, he slapped the ass of the doctors in the city.
After looking at the little lady for a while, from her coughing voice, Yang Ze already understood that this disease is very ordinary, coughing is just a reversal, if it is in modern times, who has this disease and goes to the hospital, just hang up an outpatient number, the doctor will see it for two minutes, ask about the condition, and then open a box of medicine, just go home and eat it, it is really not an incurable disease, but I don't know why so many doctors can't cure all of them, is it possible that the doctors in the county are all messing around?
Suddenly, Wu Yourong behind him said: "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up!" ”
Yang Ze hurriedly said oh oh twice, sat down on the round pier next to the bed, and gave the little lady a pulse. He knows how to call the pulse, he graduated from the Medical University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but the little lady's illness does not need the pulse, the symptoms are obvious, and it can be diagnosed directly, and the pulse is just pretending.
Seeing that Yang Ze's vein was in good shape, Wu Yourong rose with a glimmer of hope and said, "If you can cure my wife's swollen face, then the official will be rewarded." ”
Yang Ze was slightly stunned, how can the disease of facial swelling be said to be a treatment for facial swelling? This is obviously a symptom caused by a cough, and it doesn't need to be treated alone, as long as the cough is cured, the little lady's face will naturally be swollen!
After thinking about it for a while, Yang Ze understood that he was wrong to blame the doctors outside just now, not because they were not dedicated, nor because they were messing around, but because of the limitations of the times, they couldn't accurately treat the little lady.
For modern doctors, the disease of the little lady is very simple, but this simplicity refers to the simple word derived from the accumulation of experience of predecessors. Now Yang Ze lives in an era similar to the Tang Dynasty, and the development of medicine is also similar. In fact, the really effective treatment for facial swelling caused by cough was only successful in the Song Dynasty, even in the Song Dynasty, and it was only in the late Northern Song Dynasty that the most famous doctor at that time successfully tested the prescription.
Due to the limitations of the times, those doctors outside could not see this disease well, so they could only say that they did not dare to take the little lady to test the prescription. Just imagine, if anyone dares to say that I want to test the prescription of the little lady, then Wu Yourong has to say that you take the prescription of my little lady, then I will use the board to test your ass and see if your ass can bloom after hundreds of boards!
Yang Ze thought to himself: "No wonder those people outside can't see this disease well, it turns out that they have misunderstood the cause and ignored the cough." Well, that's right, it's normal for ordinary people to cough twice, but wouldn't it be more normal to cough when they are sick, so they ignore the cough and think that the swelling of the face is the cause, and the cough is caused by the swollen face. Can the treatment of facial swelling be the same as the treatment of cough, it is not surprising that it cannot be cured, and it is called a miracle if it is cured well! ”
But he knows how to treat it, but he can't prescribe it directly, which will be sloppy, but it will make Wu Yourong doubt whether the prescription is effective, if he doesn't use it, wouldn't it be bad, so he has to be more solemn.
After finishing his pulse, Yang Ze asked, "Lord Wu, does the little lady have a lot of phlegm and cough in this disease?" ”
Wu Yourong said: "Nonsense, of course, you can't see it, you have to ask the official." ”
Yang Ze thought to himself: "This is not nonsense, this is the key, but if you say it's nonsense, then it's nonsense, who made you an official!" ”
He asked, "Did you stay up all night?" ”
Wu Yourong sighed and said, "You can see this, it seems that the medical skills are acceptable!" ”
The two maids kneeling next to him also looked at Yang Ze in surprise, you must know that the doctors outside just now, there are several who didn't say this symptom!
Shock you, you know what a miracle doctor is! Yang Ze was proud in his heart, but his face was still solemn, and he asked again: "When the little lady is panting, she must be irritable and angry for no reason. ”
With a snap, Wu Yourong patted Yang Ze on the shoulder and said, "Yes, yes, that's right, when she is angry, the official is also angry, and when the official is angry, he wants to slap others!" ”
Yang Ze thought to himself: "I have already seen this! He added: "As the grass people expected, the little lady still has chest pain, cold and heat!" ”
"Yes, I always feel that my chest hurts badly, and it's cold for a while and hot for a while, am I terminally ill?" The little lady opened her eyes, coughed twice, and took over. In the past few days, she has been tossed and suffered, and she has lost confidence in the doctor who sees her, thinking that her illness cannot be cured, and even thinking of a terminal illness.
Yang Ze hurriedly said: "It's not a terminal illness, it can be cured." The grass people will go back to dispense medicine, and after the lady takes it, he will be cured! ”
The little lady was overjoyed, and she struggled to sit up, and said, "Yes, can it be cured?" She spoke a little more anxiously and began to cough again, and the maids hurriedly stepped forward to help her lie down again.
Wu Yourong was also overjoyed, grabbed Yang Ze's shoulders with both hands, shook it vigorously, and shouted, "Can it really be cured?" Okay, if it's really cured, whatever you want, the official will give you! ”
Yang Ze only felt a huge pain in his shoulder, the strength of the county magistrate's hand was really not small, he hurriedly said: "The grass people will go back to dispense the medicine, and the medicine will be delivered in a while!" ”
Wu Yourong said: "Yes, yes, you go back to dispense medicine, and the official will send you out!" Pulled Yang Ze out of the room.
There was a lot of talk in the room, and the people outside heard it, and the servants were relieved, and if they could be cured, they wouldn't have to be slapped again, but the doctors looked at Yang Ze with a strange gaze.
Wu Yourong pushed Yang Ze and said, "Go quickly, go quickly!" He turned his face to the doctors and shouted, "A bunch of useless waste, get out, get out!" ”
The doctors hurriedly followed behind Yang Ze, covering their buttocks and leaving the county office, it seemed that the board was still lightly beaten, and they all walked fast, and two of them even walked in front of Yang Ze.
Out of the county office, an old doctor grabbed Yang Ze and said angrily: "You bastard boy, you really dare to prescribe a prescription, aren't you afraid of affecting your father?" If you don't prescribe a prescription, at most you will be hit by more than ten or twenty boards like us, but if you prescribe a prescription, if you can't cure it well and offend the county order, you won't let your father beg for a living here! ”
Another doctor also said: "This time you're finished, you don't learn anything without skills, but you can make your father miserable, Lao Yang is such a good person, why did you give birth to such a bastard!" ”
Yang Ze laughed dryly twice and said, "What if it is cured?" ”
Several doctors shouted angrily at the same time: "How is this possible, if you can cure this disease, the rooster can lay eggs!" ”