Chapter 315: Personally Sacrificed
After the director scolded Liang Dazhong, he thought: "He must tie me up, God bless, let him tie me up quickly, as long as you tie me up, then what happens, it has nothing to do with me, I did my best!" ”
But Liang Dazhong is not a fool, how can a person who can be the deputy chief manager in the palace be a person with a low IQ, he was forced to this position by the chief manager, not because his IQ is not high enough, but because his power is not comparable to the enemy!
Liang Dazhong snorted and thought, "This guy wants to provoke me, and then let me tie him up, so that he can stay out of it." However, that's fine, anyway, I don't need him as a foil, just tie him up! ”
With a wave of his hand, Liang Dazhong ordered his subordinates to tie up the principal, and then ordered his subordinates to pile firewood.
The subordinates didn't dare to do what he said, even if they were not Liang Dazhong's confidants, but they had a good relationship with him, I really didn't know what Liang Dazhong was going to smoke, he actually wanted to be a sacrifice himself, I didn't know what to do, these people looked at the officials who followed.
If you want to pray for the emperor, this kind of thing should be put in the past, it is a good errand, anyway, whether you can pray for blessings, only God knows, or really only God knows, but recently the Dugu Empress is a little "delirious", and she repaired the ministers of the court with a ruthless hand, and in the name of praying for blessings, she has just repaired a prime minister.
The officials who came with him were all of low rank, none of them came out, no one squeaked, anyway, Liang Dazhong was the leader, if he wanted to set up firewood for the barbecue, then burn it, anyway, it was no one else who roasted, and others had nothing to worry about.
The subordinates looked around the officials and saw that no one objected. Of course, no one spoke out in favor, and Liang Dazhong was in a hurry, so they had to start and pile the firewood on the edge of the altar.
Liang Dazhong stepped up to the altar, took off his hat, turned around, and said loudly to the officials below: "Our family is dedicated to the Lord, loyal to the emperor, every day can be expressed, in order to seek the blessing of God." Our family decided to use ourselves as a sacrifice and worship God, only asking God for mercy, giving blessings, bless me generously, bless my emperor......"
After talking about it again, the officials below were dumbfounded, and they didn't know what he was talking nonsense! This cannot be said that the officials are shallow in their knowledge, let alone that they are unheard. The matter of using living people as sacrifices has not appeared for hundreds of years, and no matter how it has entered an advanced feudal dynasty, it is not a barbaric slave society. Why do you still use living people as sacrifices, no one knows what the rules are, and I don't know what to say at this time!
Expressing his loyalty, Liang Dazhong stood on the stage. Seeing several people riding down the mountain, the first person was Yang Ze, just when he was talking nonsense. Yang Ze had already gone up the mountain, and when he arrived outside the door, it only took a moment to enter the courtyard of the Blessing Palace and come to the front of the altar!
Now that the supporting role has arrived, then the protagonist can ignite the fire! Liang Dazhong said: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will not ......return once he is gone" He personally picked up a torch and threw it on the firewood, which was used by the Xishan Blessing Palace to burn the fire for cooking, and it was naturally dry, and as soon as the torch was thrown up, it immediately caught fire, and black smoke billowed out.
The officials below were at a loss, they really didn't know how to react, they didn't have much friendship with Liang Dazhong, at this time they didn't know whether they should go up and pull him down, don't be ugly anymore, and they are also afraid of setting fire to themselves, even affecting themselves, of course, what they are afraid of igniting and burning themselves does not mean being burned by firewood, the fire is not much, that is, there is more smoke, if you want to burn people...... That's impossible, the firewood is piled up on the edge of the altar, there is no firewood on the altar at all, and it is impossible for Mr. Liang to be roasted into a roast duck or a suckling pig, at most it is just a smoked ham!
Although Liang Dazhong knew that the firewood below would not burn him, he was still very anxious, why couldn't Yang Ze come over, why was he in a daze at the door, this smoke was thick enough, he was going to choke him to death, even if he couldn't burn him, he would be smoked and lay down!
Yang Ze dismounted at the door, he just heard Liang Dazhong shouting on the altar, what kind of wind is sluggish and cold, and the strong man will not return once he is gone, he thought to himself: "Are you still a strong man?" If Jing Ke looks like you, it is estimated that he doesn't need King Qin to kill him, he will have to hit the pillar himself, you are not a strong man and you will not return, you are a eunuch, you will not return if you love! ”
Seeing that the smoke was already emitting a lot, Yang Ze shouted loudly: "Yang Ze, the county commander of Xixian County, Benguan Town, passing through here, what happened here?" So saying, he strode into the courtyard and walked to the altar.
The officials in this courtyard, although they are all of low grades, but there are still many officials with higher grades than the county order, and when they heard that someone called themselves the county order, they turned their heads together and looked at Yang Ze. Regarding Zhenxi County, there is no one in the generous officialdom who does not know, it is the place where the former emperor Li Yan was exiled, how can the officials not know.
"How did you pile up firewood on the altar? Oh, isn't this Mr. Liang, what are you doing up there, it's too dangerous, hurry up! Yang Ze shouted as he ran towards the altar, apparently going to pull Liang Dazhong.
Liang Dazhong was almost about to cry, Lord Yang, Lord Yang, you are here, I will be smoked to death!
The stupid officials below have just come back to their senses, yes, at this time, they have to go up to "save people", this excitement is not for watching, it is for participation!
The officials shouted and ran to the altar together, all thinking of pulling down Liang Dazhong!
Before Yang Ze ran to the altar, he was overtaken by the officials, good guys, as soon as these people reacted, they really had the ability to act, and they came first, and they were all better than me!
In the blink of an eye, the officials rushed to the altar and pulled left and right, about to pull Liang Dazhong off the altar. According to the negotiated script, Liang Dazhong is the protagonist, he should have asked Yang Ze, who is also a screenwriter and director, to pull down at this time, definitely not by the officials, Liang Dazhong felt that if it went on like this, he was a little sorry for Yang Ze, he looked at Yang Ze.
Yang Ze was still outside the crowd at this time, he didn't squeeze in, there was no way, the extras were too enthusiastic, he couldn't squeeze in at all. This is not good, this clever trick he came up with can keep Liang Dazhong from being framed by the chief manager of the palace, but he will also have benefits. At least he has to listen to the heavens and be known by the empress, otherwise why would he bother to come up with an idea, and want to be issued a good person card by the old eunuch Liang?
Yang Ze was in a hurry, these guys were too bastards to steal their limelight. Seeing Liang Dazhong looking over, he suddenly had an idea, such a thing as limelight is used to invite fame. Fame and fortune, fame and fortune are advantageous, you must not miss it, since Eunuch Liang is not good, then I can only go on it in person.
Facing Liang Dazhong, Yang Ze shouted: "Manager Liang, you can't barbecue yourself...... No, no, don't sacrifice yourself, come down quickly! ”
Liang Dazhong sighed in his heart. He also saw that Yang Ze couldn't squeeze in, and he couldn't pull Yang Ze into the crowd first, and then Yang Ze pulled himself out, which was too obvious. Then I can only be sorry for Lord Yang!
He pretended to say: "Why don't you let our family dedicate themselves to the emperor......" He cried three times, pretended to faint, and let the officials pull him off the altar.
Yang Ze looked at Liang Dazhong and thought, "A dead eunuch is a dead eunuch." It's really unjust, I asked you to come down, and you didn't even hesitate. fainted directly, I really want me to live in vain, you don't pay attention to righteousness, then don't blame me for not talking about it, you do the first year of junior high school, I will do fifteen! ”
Yang Ze didn't follow everyone down to the altar, but just moved to the side and asked the officials to carry Liang Dazhong down, and he tidied up his clothes, walked to the middle of the altar, and after standing up, he said loudly: "Heaven, Yang Ze, the subject below, pray for my generous lord......"
The officials just got Liang Dazhong down, but they saw another one up, that Yang Ze didn't know what crazy he was, and he also ran to "sue the sky", he is the oldest, how can he be qualified to sue the sky!!
Although Liang Dazhong was still pretending to be dizzy, he heard it really and was surprised in his heart, no, this was not said in advance, Yang Ze shouldn't have run up to pray for blessings, what does this have to do with him? Fortunately, he was still somewhat sensible and did not wake up immediately, still pretending to be dizzy, waiting for the officials to "wake up" him!
“…… Although Liang Dazhong is willing to sacrifice his body, but only because he is a person with incomplete body, he is a sacrifice and disrespectful to God, so the subject Yang Ze is willing to replace him......" Yang Ze was still chattering, but from what he said, it could be heard that he was going to replace Liang Dazhong and treat himself as a sacrifice to barbecue.
Caicai and Fu Bingrong were all stunned when they heard this, is there any mistake, Yang Ze is going to be a sacrifice himself? Why is that? Yang Ze didn't tell them about Liang Dazhong, they naturally didn't know, but they were just stunned and not worried, anyway, if Yang Ze was in danger, they would naturally go up to save people.
The officials looked at each other, what's wrong with today, praying for the emperor, this kind of thankless thing, how did it suddenly become fragrant and sweet, and they rushed to come, they looked at Liang Dazhong who was still lying down, and everyone could see that Liang Dazhong was dizzy, but Liang Dazhong was pulled down, do you want to go up and pull Yang Ze too?
Liang Dazhong's nose was almost out of breath, this Yang Ze is too bastard, he will be out of the limelight if he wants to, why do you want to step on yourself to be in the limelight! What is a person who is physically imperfect, and what is disrespectful to God to make me a sacrifice, didn't he give this trick? I've fallen for his wickedness!
At this time, he didn't care about pretending to be dizzy, Liang Dazhong didn't need to be rescued by others, he woke up, and it was a carp, so he jumped up from the ground, and his skills were so vigorous that he really didn't look like an old person!
Liang Dazhong shouted: "No, Yang Ze, you ...... If you don't get the emperor's will, you can't pray for the emperor's blessing! "In a hurry, I can't think of any other good excuse.
Yang Ze shouted: "The minister is loyal to the emperor, and he can learn from it every day......" He threw away his hat and danced on the ground!
Fu Bingrong whispered below: "This, this is the great god of jumping, it's quite laborious, do you want to go up and pull the master down now?" ”
Nana nodded and said, "Let's go!" ”
A few of them rushed to the altar together, and they wanted to pull Yang Ze down, thinking that Yang Ze could learn from Liang Dazhong's appearance just now, and after pretending to be dizzy, let them carry them down!
However, Yang Ze screamed and jumped, but he just didn't faint, and no matter how he pulled, he refused to come down!
Liang Dazhong is angry, which one is this going to sing! (To be continued......)