Chapter Eighty-Six: Everything Is Ready (5) )
Ding Yi, who was at the mercy of a puppet, rode on the horse extremely helplessly, with a stiff smile on his face, he really didn't know what to do, he didn't know anything about this Ming wedding, and he didn't listen to the arrangements of these mothers-in-law, so how could he get it? So in addition to being depressed, he could only accept it.
Only when he went to Yao's Mansion to watch the bride with a red cloth on her head enter the sedan chair, did Ding have some vitality.
On the way back to Goldfish Alley, Ding Yi smiled a little, because if he could go back, he would worship heaven and earth, and then enter the cave room......
It was only when he returned to the house in Goldfish Hutong that Ding Yi found that the farce was still not over.
And this time, the protagonists are not Shilin's scholars and factory guard eagle dogs.
Wang Zhen and the British Duke confronted each other in the courtyard, including their entourage guards, all of whom raised their eyebrows and pressed their hands on the hilt of their swords.
For what? Without him, who sits on the throne to accept the bow of Ding Yi and the bride.
That is, who is Ding Yi's elder.
That's what I'm fighting for.
The British Duke was naturally unconvinced, speaking of Ding's father was his disciple, and it was natural for him to sit on the throne;
Wang Zhen is even more unconvinced, the Lanpu he exchanged with Ding's father is still well preserved, he is Ding Yi's uncle, who else can he be if he is not in charge? As for the British duke, Wang Zhen choked him to death with a word: "You keep saying that our eldest brother Ding is your registered disciple of Lao Shizi, what about the apprenticeship?" If you can take it, what if we let you take a step for the sake of this happy day? ”
The British Duke is not old enough to get dementia, not to mention that Father Ding was only a registered disciple back then, and it is not clear whether he posted to him to apprentice, even if he is. Wang Zhen also knew that Zhang Fu would never dare to take it out.
has been a hero in the rivers and lakes, is this very glorious?
It is now the 14th year of Orthodoxy. Not thousands of years later.
The so-called chivalrous man is for the country and the people, so that Guo Xie and Song Jiang can laugh to death, but it has not yet been invented.
In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xu Shu Xingxia killed people. Just change the list of blessings. Why did you change your name? Escape, can a murderer and fugitive not change his name?
So at this time, what is chivalry?
Chivalry is forbidden by force, that is, wanted criminals, serial murderers, and terrorists thousands of years later......
Who would have imagined that a certain bigwig above the ministerial level laughed in public: "That serial murderer, when I was also an internationally wanted criminal, I killed people and robbed banks from time to time, and this serial murderer worshipped me as a master, look." This is the post of his apprentice that day! "No matter how idiot a novelist is, I'm afraid he can't make up such a plot, right?
Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for the British Duke to take out this thing in public, and if he takes it out, he almost admits the fact that he was a hero, where can he afford to lose this face?
But Zhang Fu did not back down at this time, because he was fighting with Wang Zhen in this large court, and it was no longer a matter of the lord's position, but a dispute between the nobles and the internal officials. The old man actually regretted arguing with Wang Zhen just now, but he couldn't swallow it at that time, so he opened his mouth. It's just that there is no way to end it now, so I can only reply stiffly: "You find Xiaozhong to come over, this is a human witness!" Ding Yi knew a fart, he hadn't been born yet! ”
Ding Yi was really stunned. I don't know what to do anymore.
Wang Zhen and Zhang Fu are so opposed, this is really a mansion, if it is put in thousands of years. It's time for the community administrator to persuade him not to block the road.
Ding Yi tugged at the business on the side, and said in a low voice: "Second brother." Don't hold it, say it. What to do? ”
Shang Yi looked sideways at Ding Yi with some surprise, he didn't know that Weishenme Ding Yi would come to ask himself, because Li Xian was also standing on the side, why didn't Li Xian ask him about this? Besides, a noble boss in front of him, a big eunuch who leans towards the government and the opposition, he is a bookkeeper who can't even stuff people's teeth, right? What do you mean by "Say it quickly, what should I do?" It seems that he was born to have an idea and pull it out at any time.
He didn't know that Ding Yi really thought so, for Ding Yi: a champion who won three yuan in a row was definitely a freak among freaks, and it felt the same as Sheldon's in "The Theory of Genius". Cooper is a character at the same level, but he chooses different subjects. This is also the reason why he Weishenme didn't ask Li Xian but asked Shang Chen.
However, Rao Deshang was really a little anxious, and immediately came up with an idea, and said a word in Ding's ear, and Ding nodded desperately.
"Uncle Shi, grandfather, please listen to what the juniors have to say." Ding Yi smiled and stepped forward, but waved his hands at the two of them and said, "Although Uncle Shi is the brother of his late father, after all, he is an uncle and not a father...... Zhang Fu stroked his beard proudly, "How about it?" Ding, someone doesn't necessarily buy your account, right? But he didn't know what Ding Yi said, so he asked Zhang Fu to cut off a few beards, "As for the grandfather's section, there is no evidence, and the students really don't dare to climb high." This time it was Wang Zhen's turn to smile on his face, at least Ding Yi still called him Uncle Shi, and on Old Man Zhang's side, Ding Yi directly called Grandpa.
Seeing these two deflated, especially the British Gong Zhang Fu, Ding Yi didn't know that Weishenme was in a particularly comfortable mood: "Therefore, neither of them is suitable." So Ding wanted to invite his mother-in-law, Mrs. Li, to sit on this throne, what do you think? ”
As Shang Chen and Ding Yi expected, both Wang Zhen and the British public Zhang Fu happily said: "Good! "Anyway, as long as you don't let the other party sit in the main seat, you can get off the stage, how big is it? It's not nice to say, how many people get married and want to invite these two to sit on the throne but can't be invited! How fresh is this? It's just that when the opponent meets, he has to fight if he doesn't fight, and after the fight, the meaning is no longer the position itself, but there are too many things involved, and no one can allow themselves to back down.
It's just that Li Xian's face is bitter: You fight and fight, what kind of is it to put my Li Mou's wife on the stage?
He saw Shang Yi whispering to Ding Yi just now, and suddenly felt that it was the right thing for him to bow to these two guys? He suddenly questioned whether the pleasure of dragging the merchant into the water was an illusion? Was it because they were drunk at the time to agree to that decision?
It's just that he can't say anything in public now, so he has to force a smile and say, "Third brother......"
Ding Yichang shook to the ground: "Big brother, the younger brother is in good clothes, but only the eldest brother is bothered to pick up his mother." "You can't tell the bridegroom to go out on errands, can you? Shang Zhen was still beating a drum on the side, "Big brother, go quickly, you can't send anyone to this matter, my mother is old......"
Li Xian couldn't wait to punch Shang Zhen on the spot, isn't this guy generous? How do you co-author Ding Yi to set himself up? Hate out of Ding's house, but Li Xian knew it: Shang Zhen is smart, I'm afraid that when Ding thinks of this, he will be in danger - Mother Li and Mother Shang, aren't they both righteous mothers? So he gave Ding Yi an idea...... Li Xian shook his head, how could this matter make people cry and laugh as soon as it touched Ding Yi, and even Shang Yi was bad at learning?
In other words, this third brother is also a righteous person, think about the ugly girl he wants to marry? Keeping promises, Li Xian asked himself if the elders were not there, and his fiancée looked like Liu Yiyi, he might not be able to be like Ding Yi. Forget it, after all, they are sworn brothers, and besides, the British Duke and Wang Zhen also agree, they can't mess up Ding Yi's marriage, right? Besides, it's not a big deal, Li Xian is just extremely unhappy that Ding Yi didn't discuss with him, so he put his mother on the table.
However, there was one thing that Li Xian expected, that is, when Mrs. Li heard this, she became enthusiastic, called the maid to come in to help her change her clothes, and taught people to prepare red envelopes, saying that when the new daughter-in-law bowed to the high hall, she would give a reward...... The old man loves to be lively, and every time Ding Yi comes back, he coaxes the old lady to be very happy, and she can't be happy when she hears that Ding Yi wants to sit in the main seat by herself.
This also made Li Xian's face stretch, and it was okay to think about it.
After Mrs. Li came to the Ding Mansion in Goldfish Hutong, the farce was over, everything was done according to etiquette, and there was no more bizarre incident. It's just that the bride's brother-in-law Yao Kui drank wine, but he forced Ding Yi to compose a poem.
"Ding Rujin, a descendant of the Han people, has been famous for a long time! Marry my sister today, Yao begged for a song, sister-in-law must not refuse! "Although Yao Kui has a sense of drinking, the coherence is clear, whether it is open or secret, it makes sense, on the bright side, as an uncle, it is not too much to ask his sister-in-law to write a poem on this festive day? Someone married her to you.
Secretly, he pointed out "my sister" - Ding Yizhi's entrustment, Li Xianzhi's invitation; pointed out the "sister-in-law" - since now he has had something to do with Ding Yi, if Ding Yi commits a crime, he Yao someone will always get into trouble, then he can do this kind of thing before he meets Ding Yi, it can be seen how he trusts Ding Yi? With this trust, it is absolutely reasonable to ask Ding Yi to compose a poem.
As soon as Ding turned around to look at the two righteous brothers behind him who helped him stop the wine and greet the guests, Li Xian nodded at him, signaling that he should come to the last song; However, Shang Shi seemed to know his thoughts, so he squeezed over with a smile, but Yao Kui stretched out his hand to stop but said with a smile: "The champion of Lianzhong Sanyuan, today is not your wedding date!" ”
This seems to be inevitable, Ding Yi was a little embarrassed holding the wine glass, but he heard that the factory guard didn't know which lackey was drunk, and he didn't have a look at it at all, so he actually said: "The groom wants to recite poetry, why don't you adults listen to it together?" Originally, Wang Zhen and the British Duke were present, but everyone was not very open, but the voice was not loud, and they were so shouted by this left and right that almost everyone stopped, silent.
Ding Yiyi really didn't know what to do.
It is not difficult to make up seven words, seven words and one sentence, and four sentences and eight sentences; It's not hard to put together five words or five words.
As a military enthusiast, I am no stranger to studying ancient war examples.
Even if you want to make the names of Ding Yi and Liu Yiyi into embedded poems - there were friends and colleagues who got married before, and a few people asked Ding Yi to do this, Ding Yi would. The inlaid poems of this era are what they used to call Tibetan poems thousands of years later. (To be continued......)
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