Chapter 552: A Divine Stick of the Peerless Space
Chapter 552: A Spatial Peerless Divine Stick
It is said that Fang Yiai sat here for an hour, and there was a fat man Lin who sent it to the door, which can be regarded as opening up his fame, and the older generation is not uncommon, but the young boys and girls are quite willing to let this young Taoist untie the sign.
A fat girl with a fat body of one hundred and sixty pounds staggered over, she sat there, Fang Yiai took a breath of cold air, good guy, look at this body, heavier than someone in his room. You don't need to look at it, Fang Yiai knows what the fat girl has encountered.
After taking the money and brushing it up, Fang Yiai squinted and smiled, "This girl, why don't you tell you a story?" ”
"Dao Chief, please speak!" The fat girl was probably embarrassed to say it, but since the chief didn't ask her what she wanted, she was a little relieved.
"A thousand years ago, there was a river fairy next to the Nine Heavens Galaxy, she was as beautiful as a flower, ** Saixue. As soon as she fell in love with a mortal in the world, she wanted to stay with a man. But as everyone knows, this also violates the rules of the Galactic Wonderland, in order to punish this fairy, the Galactic True Monarch sent a spell to turn the fairy into an ugly and fat woman, and entered the mortal world, but the fairy did not dare to see the beloved man, because she felt that she was not worthy of him" Fang Yiai's tone was flat, as if telling an irrelevant story, not to mention the fat girl, even Wen Luo was a little fascinated.
"Unfortunately, one day, the man she loved found her, and the man was so clever that when he saw the fairy's appearance, he knew why she didn't go to him. So, without saying anything, the man took the wood knife in the courtyard, cut off his right hand, and became a one-handed cripple. ”
"Huh? How so? The fat girl screamed, tears glinting in her eyes.
"Without him, because the man said, 'I can only get true peace of mind if I become a wasteland'! Since then, the fairy has lived with the man, they have children, reproduce on their own, after 800 years of vicissitudes, the place where they live, has also become a clear river, and the name of this river is called Weishui River! ”
Fang Yiai finished telling the story, but the fat girl cried with a whimper, "Dao Chief, thank you, the little girl knows what to do!" ”
The fat girl left, but only left ten cents, looking at the ten cents, Fang Yiai felt a lot, for this fat woman from a poor family, it was not easy to come up with so much money to unsign.
"Fang Jun, how do you know how to appease this fat girl?" Others don't know, but Wen Luo is clear that the story must have been made up by him temporarily, although it was made up, Wen Luo was still moved by the story.
"Hehe, it's not her fault that the fat girl looks like that, but if she can't get married, it's impossible, she's just fatter, and she's not ugly when she grows up. In this way, the reason why it is deserted is estimated that she doesn't look too bad, this person, since he is alive, he has to find a suitable position for himself, otherwise, it will be difficult! ”
"I understand a lot, Fang Jun, then tell me, what should I do?" Wen Luo's voice was very small, if she hadn't been too close, she really couldn't hear what she was saying.
Fang Yiai's back stiffened, and after a little thought, he laughed, "Luo'er, your signature, I don't want to solve it, because you don't have any worries at all, and some are just mediocre people who disturb themselves." ”
"It's really slippery, hum, let you go now, and I'll settle accounts with you when I get home!" Wen Luo secretly pinched Fang Yiai's back, on the surface, Wen Luo was still happy in her heart, although Fang Yiai didn't say it explicitly, but she could hear the meaning of those words. Perhaps, as he said, what will happen to her Wenluo in the future is entirely up to her.
After the fat girl passed, more than a dozen people came intermittently, Fang Yiai used that broken mouth to smoothly let these people pay for it, everything went very smoothly, Fang Yiai, the fake Taoist priest, performed well, and Wen Luo was very happy to collect the money. After squatting for two hours, both of them felt a little hungry, and they wanted to go to the restaurant to reward themselves, but Wen Luo said that they would not let them go.
"You hold on, how can you let go of such a lucrative business, this girl goes and gets something to eat!" Wen Luo has already made up his mind to make a day's worth of oil and water money, how can he let Fang Yi love people. After a while, Wen Luo came back with four baked cakes.
Fang Yiyi loves to gnaw on baked cakes, his heart is on fire, buying buns is better than this thing, it is not easy to make so much money, Luo Yatou let someone eat this in his room, this is a black-hearted big boss.
"Luo girl, my son wants to eat braised mutton, if you don't give it, we won't start work in the afternoon!"
"Cheng, if you are ruthless, I will buy it for you at night, but you have to honestly unsign it in the afternoon!" Wen Luo knew that this guy was a master who didn't see rabbits and didn't scatter eagles, if he didn't agree to him, he wouldn't know what this guy would do in the afternoon.
"Okay, look at me, make sure you make a lot of money!"
In the afternoon, there are more people, and the house is more busy, because of the word of mouth, there is an endless stream of people looking for him to unsign, and the degree of heat in front of the stall is very red.
Fang Yiai was a little dizzy and busy, and as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw that there was a slender jade hand on the table, "Dao Chief, can you help the little girl untie the sign!" The voice was very gentle, and as for what it looked like, Fang Yiai didn't care much, and he trembled a little just by looking at this wonderful hand.
"Yes, of course you can!" snatched the bamboo stick from the woman's hand, Fang Yiai raised her head, and when she looked at it, she saw a beautiful woman looking at him with a smile at the table. Seeing this woman, how can Fang Yiai still be in the mood to untie the sign, it's a joke now, pretending to be a fake Taoist priest, and actually meeting an old acquaintance.
"Miss Qi, why are you here to unsign again?" Fang Yiai's brain has been wandering around for a while, and he has to think of ways to deal with the past, if he lets Zino smoke poke the stuffing, the monk of Huichang Temple will not be mad.
Qi Nuo's stomach was about to laugh and smoke, and this time he came to Huichang Temple casually to make incense, and he didn't think that the temple gate didn't go in, and he saw Fang Yiai sitting here fooling people. For no reason, Zi Nuoyan wanted to scare him, but he didn't expect her to appear, and he really scared this person into a master.
"Chief Fang Dao, look at what you said, the last time I asked for a life and death sign, and now it is a marriage sign, why can't I solve it?"
Fang Yiai breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this Qi Nuoyan was more cooperative, and after pretending to look at the sign, he opened his eyes and said blindly, "Well, Miss Qi, you are a first-class good sign, 'As soon as you enter the river and wind and clouds, the Kunyu on the banks of the North Styx'." This is to say that Miss Qi's husband will be Jin Lin'er who can enter the court and go down to the kitchen. Hehe, here, Poor Dao first congratulates the next Qi girl! ”
"Oh, I wonder when the little woman's husband will appear!" Zino pursed his lips and held back a smile, this General Fang can really pull it, and make a good future sign, so that he can solve it like this.
"Well, wait for the poor Dao to think about it!" Fang Yiai had a string of sweat on his head, pinched a trick in his hand, closed his eyes, and tossed in his head for a while before he reopened his eyes and said, "Well, Miss Qi listened, 'Flowers bloom in spring, only from this year!'" ’”
Zinoyan was speechless for a moment, what is this called, it can really be perfunctory.
"Chief Fang Dao, what you say, the little woman really doesn't understand, can you explain it in detail?" As soon as Qi Nuoyan finished asking, the big man in the queue behind him was unwilling, and muttered in a rough voice, "This girl, the Taoist chief has already said very clearly, when the flowers bloom this year, there will be a lover coming, why do you still ask." Really, give way, everyone is still waiting! ”
Now Zi Nuoyan is angry, this group of stupid people don't know if they are slaughtered. She turned her head, raised her face to the big man and said coquettishly, "What's the word, can't this girl read less?" ”
Fang Yiai's headache, I didn't expect someone in his room to be a magic stick, and he was treated as a fragrant dumpling, so he turned his head and handed Wen Luo a look for help, he really wanted to run away at this time. Wen Luo and the two looked at the sky, and they didn't take Fang's belove's plea seriously.
"Miss Qi, why don't you want this brother to come forward, let's talk about your business later?" After Fang Yiai finished speaking, he turned his head and looked around, now his whole face changed, obediently knocked, why did Wu Cao come here?
Wu Cao listened all the way, and knew that Fang Yiai and Wen Luo had come to Huichang Temple, but they didn't find anyone after walking around the temple. When he went out, he saw that there was still a long queue of broken Taoist priests outside the door, and after thinking about it for a while, Wu Cao wanted to inquire about this broken Taoist priest.
Qi Nuoyan wanted to agree to Fang Yiai, she also knew that there was a limit to joking, and she was about to give way, but she found that Fang Yiai pulled Wen Luo and ran down the mountain, and she couldn't even care about the guy who was eating by herself.
As soon as Fang Yiai ran away, the crowd exploded, and the people who unsigned thought that there were some bandits on the mountain, and they were so frightened that they looked around one by one, and in the end, except for a delicate and beautiful girl, they didn't find anything.
The big man standing behind Zino Yan rubbed his forehead vigorously, and shouted in a rough voice, "It's weird, what is this long way running, is it possible that I am afraid that I will not give him money?" ”
Zino frowned and sighed, yes, there was still a little fun, but when the wicked man ran away, it didn't make any sense.
Although Wu Cao didn't see Fang Yiai himself, he could guess it, no wonder he couldn't find anyone to find it, after a long time, this brother-in-law actually ran this trick and deceived him. Squeezed into the crowd, Wu Cao looked at the cloth banner, and then looked at the eight big characters of "good at understanding karma and seeing through life and death", Wu Cao ripped off the cloth banner, this is evidence.
Wu Cao didn't know Qi Nuoyan, but Qi Nuoyan knew Wu Cao, as a wealthy businessman in Chang'an City, if he didn't know the second lady of the martial arts family next to General Fang, it would be a big frieze.
Fang Yiai and Wen Luosa ran away for a while, and after they were far away from Huichang Temple, Wen Luo stuck out his tongue and gasped, "It's really weird, why did Mei Niang find here?" ”
"I'm embarrassed to ask, you must have been followed, hey, I've suffered it when I go home now!"
"Dead Fang Jun, what are you talking about, you were just being followed!" Wen Luo was so angry that he directly gave Fang Yiai a flying leg.
Wiped black, a pair of fake masters and apprentices went home, as soon as they entered the courtyard gate, Fang Yiai sensed a murderous aura, sure enough, the door did not enter, and saw the cloth banner that Changle smiled and chanted.
"Husband, you are very powerful, you don't treat well at home, but you want to go to Huichang Temple to pretend to be a broken Taoist priest. Hmph, if this spreads, I don't know what others will say about our family! ”
"Huh? Where did this start, for her husband and Luo girl to eat roast leg of mutton, but I didn't go to that Huichang Temple! ”
"Yes, the leg of lamb is delicious!" Wen Luo lit up the paper bag in his hand very cooperatively.
"Hmph, Luo'er, look at the words on it, didn't you write it?" Changle threw the cloth banner over with a smile and a smile, but neither Fang Yiai nor Wen Luo reached out their hands, allowing the rags to fall to the ground.
Fang Yiai is considered to have accepted his fate, so what is the quibble, just smell Luo's handwriting, and there is no second one in the world.
"Changle, good Changle, my husband is wrong, I won't do this next time!" Fang Yiai was soft, and his eyes were secretly looking at Wen Luo.
"Madam, Luo'er also admitted her mistake, never like this again!" Wen Luo honestly lowered her head, since General Fang had admitted it, what was she still carrying Wen Luo for.
"Uh-huh, hehe, you two are quite consistent, so let's do it, from tomorrow onwards, you two are not allowed to go, let me get the back garden up first!"
"Ahh
Both of them were blindfolded, and they were actually grounded. (To be continued.) )