Chapter 340: Wei Chigong Dancing
Tuoba Xiyue pulled the bottle and soon disappeared, at this time Lin Yuanfang touched his chin, like an old gossip, "Brother Tie, who is this Tuoba Xiyue, who is very familiar with the son?" ”
"Less nonsense, why are you asking so much, come, take it!" Tie Jin didn't want to talk to Lin Yuanfang about Tuoba Xiyue, so he threw the rabbit and bird on his shoulder to Lin Yuanfang with a flick of his hand. Lin Yuanfang is not an iron deer, with this pile of prey on his body, he will immediately have no energy to talk nonsense.
Fang Yiai appeased the frightened Brother Ma, and he didn't have the heart to hunt anymore, and now that the sika deer were captured alive, it was expected that no one would be able to surpass him. Pat the horse's ass and shout, "Go back to camp!" "The team shuttled through the jungle, perhaps too far away from the camp, and when they returned to the camp, it was almost evening, and when they looked at the people in the camp, there were several teams of people who had returned earlier than Fang Yi's love.
"Brother Jun, I came back very late, hehe, I'm going to be sorry for you this time for my brother, hahaha!" As soon as Fang Yiai stood up, he laughed arrogantly when he heard Cheng Chumo's goods, looking at Cheng Chumo's eyebrows, Fang Yiai really wanted to throw a stinky sock over. Pinching his nose, Fang Yiai pointed behind him, and Cheng Chumo's laughter stopped abruptly. Cheng Chumo clicked his lips, and it took a while to stop laughing with a bitter face, which hit Cheng Chumo's arrogance, and Fang Yiai was also happy to see Cheng Chumo's extremely sad appearance, not to mention, as soon as Cheng Chumo was silent, Chai Lingwu next to him began to scream. After listening to it for a while, I knew why Chai Lingwu called it, it turned out that Cheng Chumo had scavenged Chai Lingwu's prey in order to win, and now that it was hopeless to win, Chai Lingwu of course wanted to take the prey back.
"Good brother, don't be so loud, you want to die!" Cheng Chu silently heard Chai Lingwu make such a fuss, and almost wanted to throw down the prey and flee to Chang'an, didn't he discuss whether to make trouble or not, why is he making trouble like a child now, hey, this Chai Lingwu is really childish. Cheng Chumo was like an old man, but Chai Lingwu didn't listen, and in the end, Cheng Chumo had to pay 3,000 yuan to block Chai Lingwu's mouth. Cheng Chu snorted silently, he would never talk to Chai Lingwu in the future, he was so ruthless that he snatched all the money in his pocket.
Li Shimin had already seen the farce off the stage when he stood on the stage, but he didn't bother to pay attention to this group of foolish young people, but Wei Chigong and Cheng Yanjin were unwilling to fight lonely.
"Old goods, believe it or not, this time it's definitely mine!" Wei Chigong beat his chest, like beating a drum, Cheng Biting Jin was not to be outdone, he glared at him, and then puffed out his cheeks and said, "Pull it down, black charcoal head, as far as your family's seed is concerned, can you win against my old Cheng?" ”
Next to him, Li Ji, Li Xiaogong and others all took two steps back with the same expression, what are they talking about, I don't know if I thought these two were shopping in the Qinglou. Li Shimin didn't bother to care about these two people when he plucked out his ears, let them fight, and throw them all outside to roast sheep in a while.
"Ahaha, old man, you're really shameless, look, the most powerful boss in your family has lost, what hope do you have?" Wei Chigong was like hearing a big joke, and pointed at Cheng Chumo is detractor. Cheng Biting Jin was not angry, stroked his beard and said with a deep face, "Black charcoal, you are wrong, that little cub lost, it doesn't mean that the old Cheng family is hopeless?" ”
Not only was Wei Chigong strange, but even the group of bigwigs next to him pricked up their ears with great interest, they wanted to hear what Cheng Yanjin could say. Wei Chigong couldn't help but laugh shamefully, "Old man, this is strange, is it possible that your old Cheng family still has a fourth cub?" ”
"Hey, black charcoal, what's your name, shut up quickly, it's really uneducated and uneducated, haven't you heard of a son-in-law for half a son?" As soon as Cheng Biting Jin said this, Li Shimin almost fell off the chair, and he didn't have to think about it to know what this old man wanted to say. Sure enough, when it comes to bickering, it is Wei Chigong who is not Cheng Yanjin's opponent, and it is the first time that Wei Chigong has been said by Cheng Yanjin to be uneducated and uneducated, he Wei Chigong is not educated, and he can't read a basket of big characters, but it doesn't mean that he can be sprayed by Cheng Yanjin, an illiterate person. Taking a breath, Wei Chigong glared at him and said, "Old man, your tigress is still at home, where did you come from?" ”
"Yo, isn't Fang Jun it, although he hasn't gotten married yet, isn't it a matter of time or time, what are you anxious about?" Cheng Biting Jin pointed at Fang Yi's love, and waved his hand at Fang Yi's love with the attitude of an old father-in-law, "Jun'er, don't be afraid, the old man is optimistic about you!" "Fang Yiai is very inexplicable, raise your eyes and see, what are the moths of the group of old people on the stage, won't they be a group of young people as chips to gamble? Well, this may still be a very high surname.
Wei Chi Gong was choked a lot, now he only hates not having a daughter, if there is a daughter, how can it be Cheng Yanjin's turn to be so arrogant, as soon as he raised his hand, Yu Chi Gong said with a dark face, "Old man, look at your German surname, don't you have a daughter?" ”
"Hehe, what's wrong with Lao Cheng's surname? Not to mention, with your rough appearance, you can't be a daughter like water! Cheng bit Jin shrugged his shoulders, and then laughed, the most proud thing in his life is that his wife gave birth to a daughter like a flower for him. But it is also Cheng Biting Jin's good fortune, Cheng Linger has been with her mother Cui since she was a child, if she bites Jin with Cheng, what will she look like.
Listening to Cheng Biting Jin's faceless words, Wei Zheng finally couldn't help it, he shook his white beard and shouted, "Two, you just stop, you are not ashamed, our group of old guys are still ashamed!" With Wei Zheng's words, Li Ji and the others all nodded, if you listen to it again, you have to live for ten years, just these two people, you can make out anything. Li Shimin was also a little scared, if Wei Chigong shook out the matter of pulling him to the Qinglou back then, it would be a joke, thinking in his heart, Li Shimin hurriedly looked like a good man and made a thin mud.
At dusk, the sky is like fire, and among the clouds, there seem to be a few horses galloping. The gentlemen finally came back one after another, standing in the audience one by one, waiting for Li Xiaogong's comments. Compared with other nervous hearts, Fang Yiai is simply full of confidence, even if the prey in his hands is not safe and there is a good brother Li Ke, he has already discussed with Li Ke, the sea and the sky are blue, and Li Ke will contribute all the prey. took half of the prey from Li Ke, and Fang Yiai did not let go of other royal children, the worst was Xiao Li Zhi, Li Zhi ran for a day and caught a little white rabbit, but was ruthlessly taken away by Fang Yiai. In the face of poor Li Zhi, Fang Yiai had to promise many benefits, this guy could be regarded as sobbing and laughing, wiping away his snot, Li Zhi said generously, "Brother-in-law, the rabbit is given to you, Xiaozhi doesn't cry, but the Xianmenglou you promised is not allowed to go back!" Fang Yiai hurriedly blocked Li Zhi's mouth, if Li Shimin heard it, his Fang Yiai would not be unlucky, this led the little prince to visit the Qinglou, and only he dared to do it.
After Li Xiaogong's judgment, Fang Yiai won the first place with a huge advantage, Fang Yiai took away Li Shimin's armor, and the happiest one belonged to Cheng Biting Jin, even Fang Xuanling, the genuine father, hadn't said anything, Cheng Biting Jin pinched Fang Yiai's shoulder and laughed, "Good virtuous son-in-law, good Fang Jun, say, what do you want, don't shirk, this is Lao Tzu's reward for you!" ”
"Grunt", Fang Yiai almost knelt down for Cheng Yanjin, what did this old madman say, when did he become a virtuous son-in-law again, look at Li Shimin's godly gaze, his eyes were full of murderous energy. Deal with it, Fang Yiai hurriedly withdrew into the circle, this can't be pulled with Cheng Yanjin, if it goes on again, Li Shimin has to castrate him with the knife.
After the hunt, after drinking some wine on this big night, a group of old killers shouted to have some fun, but also, it is not good to drink without a little fun. However, the hunting did not bring any palace maids' dependents, so the cattle could only figure out their own way, and the first one to appear was Qin Qiong, not to mention, Qin Qiong played a dragon spear, and of course won a full house. The second one to appear is Yu Chi Gong, Yu Chi Gong doesn't know what to think, he has to come to a dance to cheer up, this dance is not a martial arts, a group of young and old animals all widened their eyes, wanting to see what kind of dance Yu Chi Gong can dance.
According to Wei Chigong, what kind of dream did he dance, but after watching it for a long time, everyone was stunned and didn't see the shadow of the goddess, only saw an old man with exposed chest muscles and a face like Bao Gong. At the end of the dance, all of them went to half a life, only Wei Chigong looked remarkable, and his mouth kept agitating, "What's the matter, all applaud, this is what Lao Tzu just learned from the opera troupe!" The old goods turned their faces to the back one by one, but the young people applauded against their will, the old goods are not afraid of Wei Chi Gong, but the young people dare not be afraid, this Wei Chi Gong even dares to fight Li Daozong, do the young people dare not applaud?
Wei Chigong stepped down, Cheng Yanjin couldn't wait to jump up and go on stage, Cheng Yanjin was used to the surname and sarcastically mocked Wei Chigong, and then performed his own show. Cheng Biting Jin twisted his fat body, dancing with his hands, and still reciting words in his mouth, I heard what Cheng Biting Jin sang called "Emotion", but from the beginning to the end of the room, I felt that I was killing chickens, and listening to Cheng Fairy singing was simply tormenting. didn't say it, even if Fang Yiai thought that the five tones were incomplete, he couldn't bear it anymore, as soon as Cheng Yanjin finished singing, before he finished his verbosity, Fang Yiai jumped on the stage, and then Cheng Yanjin was tragically scolded by a group of old people.
Pinched his throat, Fang Yiai brewed for a long time before roaring, this is "Borrow from the Sky for Another 500 Years", which he liked very much in later generations, there is a way that a man enters KTV, and if he doesn't roar this song, it will be a vain life.
Along the ups and downs of the rivers and mountains, the gentle curve of the horses, the Central Plains of love, the love of the north and the south of the Yangtze River, in the face of ice blades, snow swords, wind and rain, affectionate companionship, cherish the golden Chinese years given to me by the sky, be a man Cheng Chumo and Li Ke were so popular, they didn't expect Fang Yiai to have this ability.
Li Shimin's beard shook, his hand clapped, and he shouted, "This is the Divine Comedy!"
(To be continued)