Chapter 331: Dandan is played like this

In the corridor, the women's army has long been ready, this Changle is already favored enough, and now he is married to the second son of Fangfu, who is in the prime of Chang'an City, they are very jealous, this Changle can marry such a good family if they remarry, but they don't have this good fortune. Today, the princesses have already discussed, and they must give Fang Yiai a dismissal.

"Stop, Erlang wants to marry my family, it's not so easy!" Princess Yuzhang's two white little hands shook and shook, and Fang Yiai was a little dazzled, Fang Yiai didn't believe that this group of women could come up with any tricks, it was nothing more than some poetry and lyrics, "Miss Yuzhang, what do you want, the little brother will follow!" "As soon as I looked at Yuzhang, I knew that this girl was not easy to fool.

"Yo, Erlang is quite confident, Yuzhang will ask you a question, it's not difficult, it's just an anagram!" Yu Zhang's face was full of smirk, as if Fang Fu was afraid that Fang would not agree!

"Yuzhang, you say!" Fang Yiai stretched out his hand, his face was relaxed for a while, and he couldn't think of any problems when he thought about this Yuzhang.

"It's hard to write your feelings on the pen, so stop here. After being affectionate, they become pairs, and it is difficult to meet after being ruthless. The pomegranate blooms slowly red, and the sugar is slowly dissolved in cold water. Only the hearts of the two remain the same, and one day they will have to meet, Erlang, please guess, a total of eight words! "Yu Zhang with his hands behind his back is like an old gentleman in the study, this is difficult to live in love, this anagram seems to be he gave Li Ke out, when it is said that this anagram is used to embarrass people, because this anagram seems to have no fixed answer in later generations, I didn't expect Yu Zhang to send this anagram out intact. Fang Yiai looked at the two groomsmen helplessly, the two groomsmen also had a bitter gourd face, Fang Yiai stared at the bull's eye and said angrily, "Two brothers, can you do a favor, let the two of you come to help me with the ending!" ”

"Brother Jun, you still need to say this, the problem is that this mystery seems to be made by you, don't you know the answer yourself?" Li Yexu had heard this riddle, how could he know the answer, so he had to be cheeky and threw it to Fang Yiai, this time Fang Yiai was asking for his own hardship, why did he give Li Ke this riddle in the first place, but he dug a pit and buried himself. After thinking about it, Fang Yiai scratched his head and smiled, "Yuzhang, change it, can you?" ”

"No way!" Yu Zhang's head flicked, his eyes were about to see the sky, Fang Yi loved and hated Li Ke to death, if this goods were there, he had to throw him into the stinky pond, this goods were deliberately made Yu Zhang embarrassed for him. I don't know how many brain cells I died, so Fang Yiai found a reliable one from the answer of later generations, "Yes, grow old together, in pairs!" Yu Zhang was a little dizzy, and his eyes were also shining, like a nymphomaniac. Answered so quickly, is it true or not, is Fang Erlang really talented?

"It's beautiful, but right? Jiro, how is this explained? "Yuzhang is not stupid, although he thinks it is quite reliable, but he did not let Fang Yiai easily fool the past.

Fang Yiai had no tricks now, and quickly began to explain blindly, "'It's difficult to write the love on the pen' means a blank piece of paper; The "pen" and "stop" in "stop here" both mean "to the end"; 'After being affectionate, it becomes a pair', which is naturally 'kai'; 'It's hard to meet after being ruthless' is 'it's rare to meet when you're old'; The pomegranate flowers in 'pomegranate blossoming slowly red' represent 'love'; 'Rinse sugar in cold water and melt slowly' refers to 'throwing' sugar into water; 'Only two hearts remain the same' in which the 'mind' is connected; The "meeting" in "one day we will meet" is "together". "Fang Yiai doesn't care if it's right or not, he started to squeeze in after speaking, Yu Zhang was thinking about Fang Yiai's explanation at this time, and he didn't pay attention to let Fang Yiai break in, Yu Zhang kept yelling behind him with a little face, "Hey, you guys stop!" It's a pity that no one listened to her, Chai Lingwu and Li Yexu protected Fang Yiai's love on a rampage, and soon broke through the first line of defense.

Fang Yiai was about to take a breath, an elegant palace beauty flashed out again, look at this beauty, Fang Yiai didn't dare to be disrespectful at all, this is the eldest daughter of the emperor, Princess Xiangcheng, although not as favored as Changle, but the identity of the eldest daughter of the emperor alone is enough for the town.

"I've seen Sister Xiangcheng, I don't know what the topic of my sister is?" Fang Yiai has lingering palpitations about the first level, the first level is all mixed up by being cheeky, and I don't know how difficult this second level is.

Xiangcheng smiled slightly, took a scroll in his hand, and said in a sakura voice, "Second son, don't be afraid, my sister won't be difficult for you and Changle, there is a piece of drawing paper here, you can paint a picture to satisfy your sister!" ”

"Drawing?" Fang Yiai couldn't laugh at all, turned his head to look at the two best men, Fang Yiai directly pulled Chai Lingwu over, "Brother Xian, this is up to you!" Chai Lingwu smiled, rolled up his sleeves and said, "Brother Jun, don't worry, it's a piece of cake to draw, see how the little brother draws!" ”

Fang Yiai is sighing that there is a savior, Princess Xiangcheng covered the painting scroll with a wave of her sleeves, she looked at Fang Yiai and chuckled, "Second son, if you really don't want to paint, my sister is not difficult for you, so let you go, but if you let Ling Wu replace you, then your heart is too insincere." Say, second son, do you paint this painting or not, if you don't paint, my sister will make way for you! ”

"Ugh!" Xiangcheng said so, Rao is Fang Yiai praised himself as thick-skinned, and he was embarrassed to break through, Chai Lingwu shrugged his shoulders and took two steps back when he saw this situation, "Brother Jun, it's not that the younger brother doesn't help you, you ask for more blessings, Sister Xiangcheng is not easy to fool!" ”

Is this really going to be a painting? It's not that Fang Yiai doesn't want to, but he really can't, if he writes, he's not afraid, even if the writing is ugly, he can write it, it's just a joke twice, but this painting, but it is difficult to satisfy Xiangcheng. Shaking his head, Fang Yiai touched the back of his head and smiled bitterly, "Sister Xiangcheng, you know that someone Fang can't, why do you have this problem?" ”

"Second son, my sister has already said that this kind of thing is in a sincerity, no matter what you paint, as long as it can satisfy me. My sister knows that you are brave and champion of the three armies, but I won't test your art of war" Xiangcheng smiled elegantly, and then pounced the flower roll on the stone slab for Fang Yiai, and also took the pen and ink sent by the maid, "Second son, please, don't miss the time!" ”

Hate, pinched the back of his big hand, why didn't he learn from Yan Liben in the first place, don't you just draw that black tiger every day if you don't have anything else. Now it's too late to regret it, Princess Xiangcheng's big eyes are staring unblinking, everyone says they can't stop it, Fang Yiai really has no face to walk over, no matter how you say it, you have to leave some masterpieces. After thinking about it, this painting must be out of play, so you can only play with the artistic conception, and this painting doesn't pay attention to painting skills and artistic conception.

"Ya yes" Fang Yiai plucked up the courage, snatched the big brush from the hands of the princess of Xiangcheng, and sketched it on the drawing paper, the convex and concave is a mountain, the bend two strokes and three forks are pine trees, and the foot of the mountain plus a little bit of nothingness is the white cloud, after painting these, Fang Yiai is still afraid that others will not understand, and wrote a line of words on it, "Try to be higher than the mountain, the heart is like a cloud", after painting these, the brush was thrown, and the private seal was stamped, Fang Yiai exhaled and smiled happily, "Sister Xiangcheng, how, the highest mountain in the world, the painting is good!" ”

"The mountain peaks are empty, there is a sea of clouds under the mountain, it is really the highest mountain in the world, the second son, you are very smart, you have passed the test, I am very satisfied with your painting!" Xiangcheng asked the maid to take the painting away, and the person stood aside very casually, Fang Yiai respectfully thanked Xiangcheng, this woman really deserves to be the eldest daughter of the emperor, not only knowledgeable, but also so understanding. Fang Yiai took the two unqualified best men down the corridor and slowly disappeared around the corner of the corridor, but Xiangcheng looked at the painting with a smile, "Try to be higher than the mountain, and my heart is like a cloud." Changle has found a good husband, can people's hearts really be higher than the sky? "Different from others, maybe others see the meaning of the painting, but Xiangcheng values this sentence, the painting may have a good meaning, but this sentence is the finishing touch.

"Brother Jun, what do you call a painting?" Chai Lingwu is really not convinced, then a few random strokes are also called paintings, then he Chai Lingwu has become a master of Chinese studies, I think he Chai Lingwu also has a bit of painting. Fang Yiai rolled her eyes, pretending to be profound, "You don't understand, that's called artistic conception, don't be ashamed if you don't understand!" ”

"Oh? Hmph, today is your happy day, let's not swear! Chai Lingwu simply twisted his head to the side.

"Hey, hey, let's learn!" patted Chai Lingwu on the shoulder, Fang Yiai walked towards Changle's boudoir, and before he could take two steps, he saw a figure jump out. Fang Yiai looked at it fixedly, and her heart trembled, what a charming little demon girl, she looked so charming, a pair of soul-hooking eyes hated to tempt people to death, and what was even more hateful was that this little demon girl was still wearing a revealing green palace dress. This little beauty is about sixteen or seventeen years old, and she has never seen Fang Yiai, and she was expecting the two best men to help, but how do you know that these two goods have already flowed. Fang Yiai frowned, so she had to get on the horse herself, and arched her hand and made a sweet smile, "This little sister, what do you want to do?" ”

"Princess Hepu, don't you know me? Hmph, let me tell you, if you don't make Princess Ben happy, you don't want to see Sister Changle! "The little beauty's chest is straight, the pair of white rabbits almost jumped out, Fang Yiai really can't understand where this Hepu came from, why did Li Shisheng have such a daughter, so strong, I don't know whether to say that she is avant-garde or something else. Fang Yiai pursed her lips, and in an instant, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she remembered something, Princess Hepu, isn't grandma a bear the future Princess Gaoyang, isn't this the real wife of Fang Yiai in history. Thinking about Gao Yang's fierce life, Fang Yiai felt that his scalp was numb.

"This Hepu sister, what do you want, can my beloved brother help you complete it?" Fang Yiai tried hard to make herself not show a little flaw, hoping to coax this fierce girl away quickly, this girl is not the princess of Xiangcheng, if she doesn't let Dao Fang Yiai really dare to do something, if she dares to do something to her, what if she relies on it? Fang Yiai didn't have the courage to accept Hepu.

Taking over a tray, Hepu said with a small mouth, "Fang Erlang, see this plate, you just need to let the eggs stand without breaking the eggs." Of course, in order to make this princess happy, you have to keep all the money you have with you! ”

"Easy!" Fang Yiai clapped his hands, he thought that this stupid girl could play any tricks, it turned out to be the end of the, he had already played Xiang when he was a child, not to mention the money, it was enough to touch the friends of Chai Lingwu and Li Yexu, how big is this little girl, a few thousand times can make her so happy that she can't find the north.

"Brother Jun, what are you playing with, can this egg stand?" Chai Lingwu and Li Yexu fainted at the same time, they were patronizing to see the seductive Princess Hepu just now, but they forgot about this stubble. Fang Yiai didn't expect these two embarrassing best men, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You two look at it, Fang Mou will tell you two how to play balls!" Fang Yiai took an egg, shook it gently, felt almost head down, put it on the plate, and the egg really stood still.

Raising eyebrows, Fang Yiai is very happy, see it, Dandan's play is like this.

(To be continued)