Chapter 1034 Brother Pheasant Who Can Swim

In fact, this is not a hen, but Concubine Yang only thinks it looks like, and she automatically thinks it is a hen, she knows what Fang Yiai wants to do, so she stretched out her finger and pointed to the flock of chickens in the distance, and whispered, "Fang Jun, can it be done, if you are so far away, you will be scared away!" ”

"Shhhh Fang Er Gongzi is still very confident, he doesn't have a bow and arrow in his hand but there are stones, and the stones can't throw dead wild boars and wolves, but it's no problem to kill and cripple pheasants, and Fang Yiai's accuracy is still very spectrum. Picking up the stones, Fang Yiai turned upside down, felt that the weight was about the same, and lay on the ground and slowly crawled towards the river.

Seeing that Fang Yi's love was lying on the ground like a hunting dog, Concubine Yang covered her mouth and didn't laugh, take a good look, and see if Fang Ergongzi can do it.

Counting the pheasants in front of me, there are about a dozen, how can I leave two of them, and only one is not enough for the two of them to stuff their teeth. Holding the stone tightly, Fang Yiai threw it out suddenly, if you want to say that the second son of Fang is accurate, it is not blown out, as soon as the stone flies out, three pheasants are hit. This scene came so suddenly, and for a moment the pheasants abandoned their companions and flapped their wings and fled. Of the three pheasants, one of them was hit in the head and died, and the other two were thrown into their wings, and they couldn't fly, so they scurried on the ground, but it was only a matter of time before they were caught.

Fang Yiai clapped his hands, stood up extremely domineeringly, waved his fist at Concubine Yang, and grinned, "See, there is this son, I can't be hungry for you!" ”

I thought Concubine Yang would be very happy, but I saw Concubine Yang staring at her beautiful eyes and constantly pointing behind him, "Fang Jun, look, it's gone, the chickens are gone."

"Where else can I run, and two pheasants that can't fly can still turn the sky upside down?" Fang Yiai waved his hand indifferently, his second son, as a land dragon, if he couldn't catch the two crippled pheasants, he wouldn't have to live.

After twisting his head. Fang Yiai was also dumbfounded, and the two pheasants didn't know where they came from, so they actually swam to the other side of the river in the river. Fang Yiai sweated for a while, this is a pheasant or a wild duck, when will the pheasant be transformed into a duck in the river. Don't look at the pheasants' clumsy bodies, but if you let them swim like this, you can really swim to the other side. Fang Yiai rolled up his sleeves and entered the river in a hurry, the river water was cold and cold, and he shivered for a while, which was really unlucky. Twice a day. A pheasant is a pheasant after all. They're just amazing. It can't compare to the ducks, and the second son of Fang pounced for a while before lifting the two unlucky pheasants to the shore. Twisting the pheasant's neck, Fang Yiai went to play with the wild man again to drill wood to make fire, and this time the fire was lit. He baked his clothes first.

Waiting for the clothes to be almost baked, Fang Yiai walked back to the river, and then looked up at the sky, the sun had set. Fang Yiai was bitter for a while, and the short mountain road made Concubine Yang ink for a day, and if she went at this speed, she would not be able to walk out of the mountains for two more days.

Looking at the three unlucky pheasants, Concubine Yang squatted on the ground and poked them with a stick. "Fang Jun, what should I do now, this pheasant won't be alive, right?"

"Convinced, if you can still live, someone will change her career to be a loach!" Fang Yiai is arrogant. But as soon as he finished speaking, a scene that surprised him happened, only to see the pheasant brother who had been hit in the head before staggering to his feet, and then the pheasant brother rushed towards Fang Ergongzi, as if he knew that this barbarian was his enemy.

Brother Pheasant was in a daze, that is, he just returned to the light, and rushed to the feet of Fang Er Gongzi, and the two paws stretched out and glared. Although Brother Pheasant was dead, Fang Yiai was still ridiculed by Concubine Yang, "Fang Jun, you are really a loach, this chicken is really amazing!" ”

Fang Yiai's love can be regarded as bitter and unspeakable, what is this called, in a short period of time, unlucky things have happened to him, the pheasant brother who came back from the dead, the pheasant who wants to turn into a wild duck, what did the pheasants in this mountain eat to grow up, why are they more strange than someone in his room?

Fang Yiai couldn't rush at Concubine Yang if she had fire, so she had to desperately pull up Brother Pheasant's hair, seeing that Concubine Yang was still laughing vigorously, Fang Yiai glared at her angrily, "Haven't you laughed enough, hurry up and help pluck the hair, it's true!" ”

This time Fang Yi's love is really wrong to blame Concubine Yang, Concubine Yang has eaten chicken since she was a child, when did she slaughter chickens, let her pluck chicken feathers, it is no different from running ten miles in one breath. However, Concubine Yang is still very obedient, and she doesn't want to be an idler, but the speed is indeed a little slow, and the two chickens are cleaned up, and Concubine Yang has cleaned up a piece of chicken neck.

"Obey, it's so stupid, I can't pluck a hair, so I'm left to eat!" There is no barrier, Fang Yiai speaks very casually, his words can make Concubine Yang embarrassed, Concubine Yang is fortunately not busy, and directly threw the pheasant in Fang Yiai's arms, "You can, I don't know how Fang Xiang taught you, how to learn everything, haven't you heard of the gentleman's cooking?" ”

"It's true that the gentleman is far away from cooking, let's not say this first, right, the problem is that you are not a gentleman as a woman, right, why can't you pluck chicken feathers?" Fang Yiai smiled and stretched out his fist under Concubine Yang's eyes. Concubine Yang was puzzled, and when she looked closely, she saw two yellow round eggs in Fang Yiai's hands, "Hey, what is this?" ”

Concubine Yang stretched out her nose and sniffed it, only to feel a fishy smell, Fang Yiai secretly sighed that she didn't know it, and the baby who grew up in the palace knew how to eat it, "Stupid, this is an egg, you eat it every day, you don't recognize it!" ”

was ridiculed by Fang Yiai again, and Concubine Yang suddenly became a little angry, "You are amazing, then why did you almost let the injured pheasant swim to the other side?" ”

"Fang Yiai lost his temper, because the two pheasants that turned into wild ducks did challenge the prestige of someone in his room, but Fang Yiai was not annoyed, and the two of them stared at Concubine Yang's back and said in surprise, "Hey, what's behind you, so good-looking?"

"Well, what's there?" Concubine Yang turned her head to look behind her, except for the dizzy mountain wall, she didn't seem to see anything, "No!" As she spoke, Concubine Yang turned her head, but as soon as she twisted back, she saw a huge slap in front of her, which was blood-red and blood-red, with a fishy smell.

Concubine Yang knew that she had been fooled, and when the slap mark came down, there was a red handprint on her fair face, "Fang Jun, you bastard!" Concubine Yang scolded twice. I got up and ran to the river and washed my face.

Looking at the blurred shadow in the water, Concubine Yang scolded secretly while scooping the water, but there was still a little smile on her face, although Fang Erlang was a little hateful, but it made her feel what real life is.

When it comes to baking things to eat, the second son of the Tang Dynasty recognized the second, and no one dared to admit the first, so he roasted a total of two pheasants, and the other looked for something and wrapped it.

Because when he plucked the chicken feathers just now, Fang Yiai removed the strip of cloth on his hand. So I had to tie it up again. After Concubine Yang tore her handkerchief into several strips. After moving over the house, the beloved hand was carefully wrapped. "Fang Jun, there is something I have to remind you of, you are sometimes too reckless. When you came to Lishan, didn't you think it would be a trap? ”

"Of course I did. But so what? Just by Sima Guiyou? It's not that Fang Mou looks down on him, he wants to kill me, and he has to cultivate for decades! ”

"Just blow it, I almost lost your life this time!" Concubine Yang angrily slapped her love for the house, is this the legendary remembering to eat or not? Obviously, as soon as he escaped with his life, he began to look down on others, and he deserved to let Fang Erlang suffer this lesson.

"Hehe, Fang has gone through a lot of things, will he be easily planted here?" Fang Yiai curled the corners of her mouth and smiled meaningfully. There were some things he didn't want to say to Concubine Yang.

Listening to Fang Yiai's words, Concubine Yang was also stunned for a moment, Fang Yiai defeated the monkey spirit and experienced the battle of Xiting Canyon, to talk about conspiracy. The conspiracy experienced in those years is much more vicious than this time, will Fang Yiai be easily fooled? At this time, Concubine Yang realized that she had a wrong idea, she really underestimated this young man, he was a complete old fox.

"Fang Jun, you are really willing, Sima Guiyou can be defeated in your hands, and you will not lose!" Obviously, Concubine Yang is no longer in the mood she was in before, but Fang Yiai can also understand that no one will like a person who plays a conspiracy, because no one knows if he will calculate himself. Concubine Yang felt that she was being taken advantage of, maybe she had figured out what to do from the beginning, put herself in danger, and then give Sima Guiyou a relaxed environment, Concubine Yang didn't like such people, she was really too calculating.

"There is nothing to lose, there is no reluctance, how can there be gain, the world is fair!" Fang Yiai doesn't care what Concubine Yang thinks of him, the important thing is that he has a clear conscience, at least he saved Concubine Yang, for Li Ke, he has no guilt, and he also has an explanation for Li Shimin.

"Maybe you're right, but anyway, you saved me!" After tying up the wounds on her hands, Concubine Yang sat aside silently, she didn't know whether she should blame Fang for her bereavement, in short, she had a feeling of being deceived, because she had told him all the secrets she knew.

Fang Yiai really didn't want to deceive Concubine Yang, and he wasn't very interested in the secrets of Concubine Yang, because the matter of Qiansui had nothing to do with him. I don't know how long it took, the first pheasant was finally roasted, tore off a chicken leg, and stretched out his hand to send it to Concubine Yang, "Eat, I don't know if you will believe it, when I saved you, I never thought about getting anything from you." You should think about it, what does Qian Sui have to do with me, you should know, that's not the way Fang Mou is going! ”

Looking at the steaming chicken leg in front of her, Concubine Yang suddenly figured it out, maybe she was really stupid, Fang Yiai has been fighting in the east and west all these years, and has a great prestige in the army, if he wants to rebel, he should have rebelled as early as when he was in Youzhou. If he doesn't want to rebel, then what's the use of what he did in the past? Without Li Shimin and many fetters, maybe he wouldn't have paid attention to these things.

Concubine Yang opened her mouth and took a bite of the chicken thigh, although there was no tempting taste, but for a hungry person, it was also a rare delicacy. It was the first time that Concubine Yang had eaten without scruples, and in the blink of an eye, she swallowed a chicken leg, "Fang Jun, I have to say, you roasted quite well!" ”

"That's right, my grilled lamb skewers are delicious!" Seeing that Concubine Yang let go, Fang Yiai was also a lot happier, eating chicken but nagging about the taste of mutton skewers, Concubine Yang ate a lot of chicken, but she was still thinking about mutton skewers in her heart, "Fang Jun, how about having time to go to the palace to bake once?" ”

"Do you really dare to think that this son is really a master in the kitchen? Hurry up and eat your chicken legs! Fang Yiai glared at Concubine Yang angrily, this woman would really climb up the pole and run to the palace to grill lamb skewers, Li Shimin didn't stop him, and his second son couldn't afford to lose this person.

"Why can't you think about it, I'll tell Your Majesty when I have the opportunity, you can run to the plum blossom dock as a buddy, but you can't enter the palace as a buddy?" Concubine Yang knew about Fang Yiai's, and he ran to Meihuawu to set up a stall, but Li Ke told her as it was.

"This broken brother who burns yellow paper, Concubine Yang, please, or you can find a way to take him back!"

As soon as Fang Ergongzi's words came out, Concubine Yang glared angrily, what kind of nonsense is this, can the baby born be stuffed back into the stomach?