1003 Water Gun Shooting
The soldier operating the water gun smiled embarrassedly, then turned the direction of the water gun, aimed at the two gunners and fired, the water column hit the hull on the right of the two, the soldier turned the muzzle of the gun to the left, the water column smashed the two gunners, the powerful impact instantly knocked them to the ground, the two gunners just got up, the water column knocked them down again.
The two gunners were struggling on the deck while covering their faces with their hands, and several companions on the side immediately rushed up to help, and they were knocked to the ground as soon as they entered the water column, until seven or eight people rushed in, and everyone formed a group, and the water column was useless to knock them down, and they were able to save their fallen companions.
Lin Yuan also saw this scene, and immediately said to the company commander and the soldiers: "You guys quickly turn off the water gun, and then make a triumphant look, the more proud, the better!" ”
The company commander asked blankly, "Didn't you just knock them down with a water jet?" Didn't they sink their warship, why should they be so happy? ”
Lin Yuan said with a smile: "Provocation, they will naturally get angry when they see you happy, they will come to chase us when they are angry, you have a straight face, they still think you are saying 'sorry', how can they be angry?" ”
The company commander replied loudly: "Yes!" Then he turned back to the fighters and said, "Everyone be happy!" Then he showed a knowing smile, and the soldiers also smiled, Lin Yuan smiled bitterly when he saw everyone's appearance, and said: "Comrade Company Commander, I asked you to provoke, you look at your laughter, like a loving big sister!" It's no wonder that people can be angry! ”
The company commander said helplessly: "Lin Shuai, we won't provoke what you said......
Lin Yuan slapped his forehead and sighed, "You won't provoke you?" Oh my God! Do you have any fighters in your company who like to perform, call them here! ”
The company commander hurriedly said: "There are really two, look at the equipment below." ”
Lin Yuan immediately said, "Call them!" Soon the two warriors came to the deck, and Lin Yuan said to them: "Will you provoke the people on the opposite warship?" ”
When the two fighters heard this, they said confidently: "No problem! After speaking, they jumped and clapped their hands, and they bent down with laughter, and the others also learned their appearance, and they laughed and clapped their hands, and the sailors on the majestic ship were drenched in water for no reason, and saw that the Chinese were very happy, and they were immediately angry, but there was no order, and they did not dare to shoot, so they quickly reported to Nelson.
Nelson was also furious when he heard this, and thought to himself: "How unreasonable can you dare to pour water on our soldiers with water cannons!" Go and have a look! Nelson came to the deck with a few staff officers, he was a middle-aged man with a big belly, and his military uniform was conspicuous, so as soon as he got on the deck, he was targeted by Lin Yuan.
Lin Yuan pointed at Nelson with his finger and said to the soldiers: "See that fat man, he must be a senior official on the majestic ship, now, take out all the water guns on the ship, everyone aim at him, and shoot me with all your might!" ”
Everyone felt that it was a very fun thing to beat the British with a water gun, and they all took down the fire water gun on the ship, ready to shoot, and several soldiers also recalled emotionally the situation when they were young and chased the chickens and ducks in the village with toy water guns, and sighed: "Shooting the British is much more fun than shooting chickens and ducks!" ”
When everyone was ready, Lin Yuan gave an order, and several water columns rushed towards Nelson, the first water column hit Nelson on the stomach, Nelson involuntarily took two steps back, and the second and third water columns adjusted the direction and followed, directly hitting Nelson's chest and stomach, and the powerful impact instantly knocked Nelson to the ground.
Nelson's staff officers and sailors hurriedly came forward to rescue Nelson, but as soon as the water column entered the water column, several people were knocked to the ground, and in the panic, a water column hit Nelson's head, only to see a golden thing being brought up by the water column, revealing a bright head, it turned out that the water column knocked Nelson's wig off!
At this time, the crowd who was drenched like a chicken in soup escorted Nelson back to the command room, and Nelson saw that he was not only knocked down by Lin Yuan's subordinates with a column of water, but also his wig was knocked off, and he lost face in front of his subordinates, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Prepare to open fire, give me the Chinese warship." ”
The sailors who had just been defeated were also excited, and they all wanted to fire artillery to punish the arrogant and provocative Chinese, but a few staff officers were calmer and persuaded bitterly: "Captain, you can't open artillery, if you do, it will be a declaration of war against the Chinese, and we don't have the right to do so!" ”
Nelson was persuaded by the staff officer to calm down immediately, and he thought to himself: "That's right, it's true that you can't open fire, and the war is not something that a captain can decide, so what should I do?" Was he humiliated by Lin Yuan like this? The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, grabbed the microphone of the speaker, and said to Lin Yuan: "Lin Yuan, you are so shameless, you actually made a rude provocation against our warship!" ”
Lin Yuan listened to Nelson's angry voice and thought, "They're angry, it's great!" However, Lin Yuan did not reply, but asked the soldiers to continue to shoot at the majestic ship.
Seeing Lin Yuan ignoring him, Nelson said angrily: "Lin Yuan, you wait, I will definitely drive you away!" After he finished speaking, he turned around and said to his subordinates: "Lin Yuan's warship has water cannons, don't we have them on our warship?" Take out the water guns on our warships and shoot them at them to see who is really good! ”
When the sailors who were holding their breath heard this, they immediately went to fetch the water gun, of course Lin Yuan saw it, and thought to himself: "The British are about to take the bait, I'll play with them again." Lin Yuan then pointed at the sailors who were carrying water guns with his hand and said with a smile: "Shoot at them." After Lin Yuan finished speaking, he returned to the headquarters and said to Wu Xinghai, "We can turn around and leave." ”
Everyone in the command headquarters also saw the happy scene on the deck just now, and Wu Xinghai asked, "What?" Don't let the fighters play a little longer? ”
Lin Yuan said with a smile: "The British have already moved out the water gun and are ready to shoot back, we will withdraw before they fight back, let them want to hit us but they can't hit us, this kind of resentment that we can't fight back after being bullied is the most annoying, this feeling will make them chase us like a demon." ”
The mocking wind ship immediately turned its course, slightly increased its speed, and when the water gun of the majestic ship was fired, the water column could only hit the Lang flower splashed on the stern of the mocking wind ship, and the sailors were not less tortured by the water column of the mocking wind ship when carrying the water gun, and everyone held their breath to shoot back, but when they returned fire, they found that the mocking wind ship ran away, which made everyone extremely angry, and they shouted at the command room: "Let's catch up, yes, that's right, give the Chinese some powerful looks!" ”
Nelson in the command room was more angry than the sailors, and when he saw the mocking wind ship turn away, he immediately ordered: "Speed up, speed up, catch up with the Chinese warship for me!" ”
A staff officer beside him said: "Captain, let's not pursue the Chinese's warship for the sake of momentary anger, right?" After all, it is important to protect the transport fleet! ”
Nelson said angrily, "Do you think this is a momentary breath? This matter is related to the dignity and honor of our British Empire, give me chase, we must catch up with the Chinese warships! ”