Chapter 200: The Invention of the Pit Man
The pit is healthier, and the pit has become Qin Kan's vice, which is typical of basing one's happiness on the pain of others.
Of course, Zhu Houzhao didn't just come to Qin Kan to complain, he came to collect cash.
He actually has no concept of silver at all, the prince has lived in the palace since he was a child, and his food and clothing are the best and most expensive in the world, and he only needs to give an order if he wants anything, and naturally there are countless eunuchs and palace people who will send it to his eyes, and the silver is too meaningless for Zhu Houzhao.
However, as one of the three major shareholders of the supermarket, when Qin Kan sent someone to the East Palace to inform him that it was time to distribute dividends, Zhu Houzhao came happily.
Zhu Houzhao is not short of money, but he has never earned money by himself, this dividend can be described as the first pot of gold in his life, which is of great significance, Zhu Houzhao likes to earn things with his own hands, although the so-called "hands" only sent someone to send tens of thousands of taels of silver, but ...... It can also be regarded as an investment with "hands-on" participation.
"Divide the money!" Zhu Houzhao stood in the front hall of the Qin Mansion with one hand on his waist, and the unfortunate decline of the dog was swept away, and he got rid of the dirty face in the Liangshan Gathering Hall.
Qin Kan clapped his hands, and the servants came in carrying a few large boxes, and when they opened the boxes, there was a silver white light, which made their eyes hurt. Liu Jin, who was accompanying him on the side, looked straight with his eyes, and his eyes showed a greedy light, Zhu Houzhao had no concept of silver, but Liu Jin had a concept, and eunuchs rarely did not be greedy for money, especially Liu Jin.
"Your Highness, this is the dividend of our supermarket for three months, after deducting various expenses such as cost and labor, according to the proportion of shares, the dividend that Your Highness should receive is 13,000 taels of silver...... Qin Kan said with a smile.
Zhu Houzhao's eyes also straightened, of course he knew silver, but he had never seen such a large pile of silver in front of him up close, it was not the treasury or the inner treasury, but he Zhu Houzhao really earned it.
A huge sense of accomplishment arises spontaneously, Zhu Houzhao's expression is as happy as picking up purple equipment after fighting the boss, the joy is not the value of silver, but a feeling of growing up and being independent.
Immersed in joy alone, Qin Kan withdrew from the hall with a smile.
Maybe it will be a long time before Zhu Houzhao understands that the boy grows up to be a man. It's not just as simple as making money, there are a lot to learn and experience, tenacious character, indomitable spirit, calm demeanor, and a little bit of vicissitudes or freshness that has a fatal attraction to women......
Xiao Zhu probably didn't understand these truths, and told him that he couldn't understand them either.
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Zhu Houzhao counted the silver in the hall one by one, and Qin Kan stood outside the hall with a smile in his hand. Liu Jin also retreated at some point, and the two stood under the corridor of the front hall and looked at each other and smiled.
Liu Jin smiled very pleasantly, or he was born with a pleasant face, and when he smiled, his eyes narrowed into two arcs towards the crescent moon under the curtain, I have to say that such a bright smile grew on the face of a eunuch, and it really had a bit of a "bright moon shining on the ditch" flavor.
Turning his head to look at the joyful Zhu Houzhao in the hall, Liu Jin smiled and sighed. The shrill voice seemed to be squeezed out by the neck.
"The miscellaneous family can admire Qin Qianhu in their hearts...... It's been less than a year since His Royal Highness the Crown Prince met you, right? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince really regards you as a relative, and the miscellaneous family has been transferred to His Royal Highness since the ninth year of Hongzhi. I have served His Highness for more than ten years, inside and out, and I don't see His Highness have such a special experience for the miscellaneous family......"
Qin Kan looked at Liu Jin with a smile, and saw that he had a smile on his face, but his eyes exuded a deep light of jealousy, like a woman who had been robbed and pampered, with a bit of resentment in jealousy.
Qin Kan had no choice but to smile bitterly, there are only so many benefits, and in the same way, the crown prince's favor is only so much. Everyone eats a big cake well, and suddenly there is one more person out of thin air, and the amount of food is huge, can others not be angry? …,
About the rest of the Seven Tigers around Zhu Houzhao, they also had some thoughts about him Qin Kan, Qin Kan didn't want to make enemies for no reason. At least not now, Zhu Houzhao has not yet ascended the throne, and when there is a contest in the future, it is better for everyone to be in harmony now.
Arching his hand, Qin Kan smiled and said, "Gonggong Liu." Qin is a foreign minister. ”
Liu Jin was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his face, and the smile was still hypocritical and ugly.
Jealousy blinds people's minds, Liu Jin is naturally no exception, all he sees in his eyes is how Qin Kan stole his limelight, how His Royal Highness the Crown Prince relies on him, Liu Jin worked hard to find rare and exotic beasts to make the prince happy, it is often not as good as Qin Kan A faint joke, compared with the two, teach Liu Jin how not to be hateful?
The meaning of Qin Kan's words is very clear, there is a difference between internal and external ministers, there is a small one that cannot be the palm seal of the celebrant supervisor, and it is impossible to be a cabinet scholar if he is not small, although everyone has their own favor, but from the perspective of physical integrity or incompleteness, he and Liu Jin should not have much conflict of interest in the future, unless Liu Gonggong's character suddenly grows a small ......
Liu Jin opened his mouth and just wanted to say something, but he heard footsteps behind him, Liu Jin hurriedly shut up, then bowed down, sneered, and did it in one go.
Zhu Houzhao ran out in a hurry, Qin Kan saw his excited appearance, and couldn't help laughing: "Your Highness has counted the silver?" ”
"Hmmm! Counted. Zhu Houzhao nodded heavily.
"How many taels are there?"
"A lot anyway."
Qin Kan blinked: "Your Highness lives in the East Palace, it seems useless to ask for silver, it is better to give it to the minister, and the minister will buy two puppies and give them back to you, how about it?" ”
Zhu Houzhao's excitement suddenly froze, sighed, and said quietly: "Qin Kan, tell me honestly, in your heart, how stupid am I?" ”
Making money is something to celebrate, especially the first pot of gold in life.
Zhu Houzhao is in a good mood, he already likes to be lively, but at this moment, he wants to make some noise to announce to the world.
"Qin Kan, do you have an artillery battle in your house? Let's put a few strings of artillery battles. ”
Qin Kan sighed: "Your Highness, this is not too old and not too long, if you don't have anything to do, the neighbors will think that my family is mourning, or forget it......"
Zhu Houzhao was excited, blinked his eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, the artillery movement is too small, in fact, it's quite boring, Liu Jin, you go to the Shenji Battalion to transfer an artillery." Let's go to the eastern suburbs and fire a few cannons outside the forest to listen to the sound......"
Qin Kan was shocked and hurriedly stopped Liu Jin: "Slow! Your Highness, let's set off the cannonball, this is not only sensible, but also elegant......"
"Aren't you afraid that your neighbors will think your family is in mourning?"
Qin Kan smiled bitterly: "To be honest, the minister already feels like he is dying......"
Qin Kan had to admit that sometimes he really couldn't feel the pulse of this prince, and Zhu Houzhao's thinking was very jumpy. belongs to the category of imagination, and is resolute, do what he thinks, if this kind of person is great in the people, he is just a madman, and most of the time the madman can't get what he wants, but Zhu Houzhao is different, he is the prince of the Ming Dynasty, and he rarely can't get what he wants, this kind of person is more terrible than a madman. He's a scourge.
The scourge didn't feel how evil he was, but he still smiled brightly, and two long cannons were hung in front of the gate of the Qin Mansion. Zhu Houzhao pushed Liu Jin away, and happily lit the fire with a pillar of incense.
There was a crackling explosion, Zhu Houzhao laughed happily, and after the cannon was burned, a large puff of blue and white smoke slowly pressed down with a sudden north wind, and then shrouded everyone in the white smoke, and everyone covered their mouths and noses and choked and coughed.
Zhu Houzhao coughed and laughed: "Ha Luha, it's fun, and the smoke smells good." Last year, I was playing with bird guns at the Shenji Camp, and the green smoke that came out of a shot was the same smell......"
Qin Kan felt speechless, no wonder his temple name was "Wuzong", and he was so fond of the smell of gunpowder, the taste was too heavy. …,
"Does Your Highness like to smell gunpowder?"
"Yes. Put another string to play. ”
Qin Kan muttered, "What kind of quirk is this person. If he tastes the smell of poison gas bombs after 500 years, he will probably reflect on his life......"
The muttered sentence was heard by Zhu Houzhao, who was on the tip of his ear, and stared at Qin Kan with wide eyes: "Gas bomb? What is a gas bomb? ”
"A poison gas bomb is a cannon that can be fatal when it is blown up and people smell smoke."
Zhu Houzhao grabbed his sleeve with surprise on his face: "Do you have it?" Take two out and let me see. ”
"The minister didn't ......," Qin Kan paused. He smiled again: "But the minister should know how to make it, this thing is not difficult, but it is best not to make a real poisonous gas, it will kill people." ”
Zhu Houzhao was overjoyed: "Make it and try it, quickly!" ”
Qin Kan thought about it for a while, and ordered someone to take a small bamboo tube the thickness of a thumb and an appropriate amount of gunpowder, as well as a small handful of pepper.
Under Zhu Houzhao's earnest gaze, Qin Kan unhurriedly grinded the pepper into powder with a small grinding plate, and then mixed it into gunpowder and mixed it well, as for the golden ratio of the maximum power of gunpowder, Qin Kan didn't dare to tell him, otherwise this little bastard demon king might really be able to raze the palace to the ground.
The gunpowder mixed with pepper was poured into a small bamboo tube and tamped, the yellow mud was sealed, and a long lead was pulled out at the other end.
"This ...... Is this a gas bomb? Zhu Houzhao's eyes lit up, and he was in awe.
"Yes, the smaller the space after ignition, the more powerful it is...... Father-in-law Liu, put you in the wing room to try the taste? ”
"Huh? Do you dare to pit...... Your Highness, old slave, old slave ......" Liu Jin oozed cold sweat from his forehead.
"Ha Luha, just kidding, Your Highness might as well find a dog and put it in ......"
Before Qin Kan finished speaking, Zhu Houzhao snatched the gas bomb in his hand and turned his head and rushed into the chamber of the Qin Mansion.
"I'll try!"
Qin Kan and Liu Jin were shocked: "Your Highness can't!" ”
It was too late to stop him, so Zhu Hou entered the room without looking back, and lowered the latch.
In a moment, I heard a loud bang in the room, accompanied by Zhu Houzhao's screams, followed by a violent cough.
Qin Kan and Liu Jin listened to the movement in the wing room in horror, until when they heard Zhu Houzhao scratching the wall tremblingly inside, Qin Kan knew that this unlucky child probably smelled enough, so he gritted his teeth, stepped forward and kicked the door open, the door opened, and a dizzying smoke came out, Qin Kan couldn't help but take a few steps back.
Liu Jin stepped forward to support Zhu Houzhao who stumbled out with a crying voice, seeing that Zhu Houzhao's hair was scattered, his clothes were messy, his eyes were red and tears flowing, and he looked like a woman from a good family who had just been insulted.
His eyes were stimulated and he still couldn't open them, but Zhu Houzhao laughed while crying: "Okay! Great stuff! Sure enough, it's a good thing, Qin Kan, you're a talent, this thing can be of great use, Ha Lu Ha ......" (Welcome to your support, is my biggest motivation.) )