In the house with four walls, the woman cried and said: "The slave's surname is Deng, her husband's surname is Gu, and she was also a descendant of a good family that day. Now that the family has no money, the fox friends who used to be close to each other have left him, but he still doesn't give up. Three days ago, a young man was brought to the house. ”

Speaking of which, the woman's cry seemed strange. Xu Hu didn't hear it, and said, "Sister-in-law, don't cry first, and then discuss it when you're done." ”

The woman stopped crying, but her face turned a little red, and she said shyly, "He has finished that business, and he has no money to work with others, so he wants me to sleep with that young man." Thinking that the slave family is also the daughter of a good family, how can she do such a shameless and obscene thing? I had a big fight with him, and in a fit of rage, my husband went out and didn't return for three days. My family was sold short by him, and there was no firewood, rice, oil, and salt, and I was hungry for three days.

Xianggong, think about it, what are the slaves doing in such a hard life? Ants are still greedy for life, don't I love life? But I was so hungry that I couldn't stand it, and I thought about throwing myself into the river to kill myself, and I didn't want to meet my husband again and save me. Alas! Now I also see it, marrying such an immature husband, only caring about being happy for himself, and not caring about his wife being hungry. Even if he does something skinless and shameless, he can't complain about me. But I have to be a serious person, and I can't sleep with the rabbit guy. ”

As she said this, she couldn't help but change her taste, it turned out that the woman saw that although Xu Hu was not very old, she was elegant and a decent person. Not to mention saving his life before, and trying his best to support him despite the muddy road, he can prove that he is a gentleman.

It is because of the Deng family that he has the meaning of sacrificing his life to repay the grace of saving his life, and it is also to take revenge on his husband, and by the way, he will befriend him, so that someone can take care of him in the future. When people are about to starve to death, it is nonsense to ask for courtesy, righteousness and shame.

However, Xu Hu is an honest young man, and he can't hear it at all. He asked himself, "Don't you have parents, sisters and brothers?" ”

Deng sighed: "It's good to have parents, there is only one brother, and my sister-in-law died the year before last, and she is also alone." I used to see that my brother-in-law was not successful, and I came to make trouble a few times, but now I go out to do business, and I say that I will only come back in April or May. ”

Xu Hu nodded and said, "This thing is easy to do, sister-in-law, don't think nonsense, you are alone." One tael of silver a month is enough for you. Even though I am a poor man, I can think of a way for you tomorrow. ”

He was very smart and did not break his family background, but it also made the Deng family feel refreshed and asked, "Xianggong's surname?" How can the slave family repay you for such a great favor? ”

Xu Hu smiled and said: "The cheap surname is Xu, the difficulty of saving people, my generation should do it, why bother to repay it?" ”

At this time, it was already the second watch, and Xu Hu was worried about the woman's suicide. Just sit in the house and close the door and wait until dawn.

And Deng Shi saw that he was young and handsome, and he was so righteous, and he was grateful. Thinking about lonely men and widows sitting in the same room. Does a man have a reason not to be moved? If he makes the first move, it won't hurt his face. Why don't I take the initiative to pay me, anyway, my reputation is not good.

Walking up to the boy gently, Deng said softly, "It's already late at night. Xianggong, please go to the kang to rest, and I'll sit on the bench. ”

Xu Hu closed his eyes and said, "You can take care of yourself, I'll just sit." ”

Deng saw him refuse. I also felt embarrassed, so I went back and sat down, so the two of them sat down all night.

When it was dawn, and each other's faces could be seen clearly, Deng Shi found that Xu Hu was a real beautiful young man, very beloved, and got up and said: "The Han family doesn't even have a firewood, and the tea doesn't have a bell to respect each other." Alas! Only this innocent body remains. ”

Xu Hu opened his eyes and saw that the Deng family was quite beautiful, although it was a skirt, it couldn't hide her flower and moon appearance, such a character was unladylike, and it was really impressive.

"Sister-in-law, I'll go back as soon as I go, and I'll definitely get the silver, don't look for a short time again."

Xu Hu advised, hurriedly returned home to get the silver, picked out two sets of the girl's old clothes, and came to the Deng family's house again.

The woman was leaning against the door to see through it, and when she saw him coming as promised, she welcomed him in with joy. Xu Hu put two sets of clothes on the table, took out five taels of silver, and said: "You said yesterday that Brother Ling will come home in April and May, and five taels of silver is enough for you for four months. ”

He took two hundred dollars and gave them to the woman, saying, "I'm afraid that no one will exchange money with you for a while, and you have been hungry for four days, so buy some snacks to satisfy your hunger." ”

Seeing that he was so thoughtful and careful, Deng said with tears: "Xianggong is so affectionate, the slave family has nothing to repay, if you don't dislike the ugliness, you are willing to repay it with your body." ”

Xu Hu Zhengse said: "A gentleman treats people with virtue, how can he have unscrupulous thoughts? Sister-in-law, don't be wrong, there is no delusion in the future. Farewell! ”

Seeing that what he said was categorical, Deng knew that the Taoist family was not a womanizer, so he hurriedly sent him out of the door with a thousand thanks.

When he was only a hundred steps away from home, an old woman at the mouth of the alley was gossiping with a young woman, and when she saw him, the young woman praised him: "What a handsome man, why is he covered with mud?" ”

Xu Hu looked up, he didn't recognize which neighbor it was, he was very standard with light makeup and plain clothes, and he hurriedly walked over with his head down. The old woman smiled and said, "This is the seventh young master of the Xu family, who is both talented and beautiful, and a famous little showman." ”

The speaker had no intention of listening, the young woman stared at Xu Hu and walked home, silent in thought, and the old woman was still gossiping in a rambling manner.

Xu Hu went to ask the old lady first, he has always been sensible and obedient, Xu Zengfu is very relieved. Liu had always regarded him as having come out, and when he saw that he was dirty, he rebuked him a little and ordered the maid to bring breakfast to his house.

I went back to my room, changed my clothes, shoes and socks, and went to make up for sleep with breakfast. A few maids are not close to him, although they love him handsome, but the falling flowers have no intention of flowing water, and over time there is no thought.

Here, Xu Hao prepared a New Year's gift and sent it to Zhang Yi in person, and before he entered the door at Zhang's house, he saw Yao Yuan pulling Zhang Yi out, and he was startled when he saw him, and hurriedly stepped forward to give a salute.

Xu Hao asked, "Where is this going?" By the way, how do you know sir? ”

Zhang Yixian explained: "He is a guest of the Yang Mansion, and the neighbors in the street know him naturally. ”

Yao Yuan also explained: "My young master and the old man next door Wu bowed, so I sent a villain to invite him to meet today's party." Since it's better to meet by chance, are you a child? ”

Because Yang Shiqi has not yet returned to Beijing, Xu Hao took a responsibility for Yang Ji, and said casually: "It's okay, I'll accompany my husband to see and learn." Don't tell me who I am. ”

In this way, Xu Hao pretended to be Zhang Yi's subordinate. I went with it. After entering Wu's house and going straight to the garden, the three wine and meat brothers were eating wine and telling jokes in the warm pavilion, Yang Ji didn't recognize Xu Hao, pointed to Yao Yuan and said, "Come and tell us one." ”

Yao Yuan knew that the jokes they said were all restrictive, but because Xu Hao couldn't say it in the presence of Xu Hao, he smiled and said, "I can't think of it even after racking my brains, young master, forgive me." ”

"It's boring." Yang Ji looked quite disappointed and beckoned Zhang Yi to sit down.

Wu Siwen smiled and said, "I have witnessed something. The previous couple went to play on the top of Zhongshan Mountain, and there were four or five women on the viewing platform, and they were also on it. Rest at the foot of the mountain. The men who accompanied him scattered in all directions. Suddenly, there was a madness in the prime of life and before the women, unraveling its robe and coming out of its stuff, big and rigid, put it on the stone, and beat it with a fist. Some of the women avoided it, and some laughed and laughed, calling out to the man and arresting him. And when everyone approached, this madness ran from the back mountain. Isn't that ridiculous? ”

Xu Hao stood on the side, and was stunned when he heard the words. secretly said that he is an old eight board, and he is so particular about telling jokes.

Tang Fugui smiled: "I don't understand what you say, I'll just tell you a joke about yourself." My grandmother has a girl named Xiantao, who is not good at birth. One day I didn't bother to look at her. She looked back at me and smiled. Oops, I'm crispy from the top of my head to the soles of my feet. I didn't want to be seen by my grandmother, so she hit me on the neck more than ten times with a stick, almost breaking the backbone of my neck. Sell the girl now. Alas! Do you say that this matter is wronged? Funny or not? ”

When everyone heard this, Da Lang laughed, and Xu Haoxin said that this fat man was also honest and cute.

Because Wu Siwen is somewhat short-sighted. Tang Fugui said with a smile: "I heard someone tell a blind man's joke, second brother, don't annoy me." ”

Wu Siwen said: "It's not hurtful, it's a joke, why bother? ”

Tang Fugui smiled and said, "Brother is not annoyed, then the little brother will say it." It is said that a person is good at messing with his ass and having sex with his wife, and seven or eight times out of ten times he gets his head back. His wife said, 'Since you love it so much, you should give it a name.' The man said, 'This eye is very interesting, so let's call it an interesting eye.' ’

His wife pointed to the Yin Gate and said, 'You use this thing occasionally, and you should have a name.' The man said, 'If it is close to the interesting eye, let it be the near interesting eye.'" ”

Yang Ji stroked his palms and smiled, leaning forward and backward with a smile, Wu Siwen saw that Tang Fugui had hurt himself, because he was a little dull because he was a little dull, and said: "I also have a smile to talk about, and I will listen to you." A man who was stupid, and his wife had sores in the vagina, called his husband and said, 'The itch and pain in this thing are unbearable, and the son can call for a doctor to cure it.' ’

When the husband arrived, he ordered the woman to look at him naked and tell him about his troubles. The doctor said: 'This is not within the power of the decoction pill, when the anti-itching and pain-relieving medicine is applied to the glans, sent to the itchy and painful place and rubbed to heal. ’

His husband said, 'I don't know where the illness is, and you can do it yourself.' ’

The doctor was very happy when he heard it, that is, he used medicinal saliva to compress his turtle, and sent it into his wife's yin, and he couldn't stop pulling back and forth. The fool was amazed and said, 'Why do you rub your medicine ears?' ’

The doctor said: 'The glans - the head of the eyeless is also, can enter and see the place of their disease, must probe the vital place and then wipe it. The more you pull back and forth, the more you get sharper. His wife was so happy that she exclaimed, 'Good doctor, good doctor.' And the doctor vented with joy and fell on the woman's belly. Shouting; 'I have the disease to be cured.' ’

The fool watched for a long time, nodded and said, "If you two don't use medicine, I am very suspicious of this action." ’”

Not to mention Yang Ji now, even Zhang Yi and Xu Hao couldn't help but burst into laughter, and the people around them were all laughing and laughing.

Tang Fugui blushed and said seriously: "Second brother, it's okay if you call me a fool, how can you say that my grandmother and the doctor got it?" It's okay to say other jokes, but a wife is a joke? ”

Wu Siwen said slowly: "Those who contradict the words also contradict the enter, the ear of the preface play, He Suye." ”

Yang Ji, as the eldest brother, shouted: "Hello brothers, how can you take jokes seriously? Each of them was given a large glass of wine, and was silent.

Yang Ji smiled: "I also have a joke to listen to with you." There are two brothers in the family and a sister-in-law. When his brother went out to do business, he made a wish to return to repay the gods if he made money. Sure enough, I went home and bought a few catties of meat, cooked it and made a wish.

The sister-in-law was lighting a fire in the kitchen, and the two brothers were tidying up the table, and when the wax paper horse stopped, the brother called to the brother, 'You see the meat is ready, bring it to the paper.' When the brother got to the kitchen, he saw the sister-in-law bending over and pouting her ass to make a fire, and her crotch was torn, and she had just exposed her pussy.

The brother couldn't help but reach out and touch it. The sister-in-law was startled, looked back, and saw that it was the uncle, and scolded with a smile: "Cut a thousand knives, you can eat a few pieces of fat." "When his brother heard this, he stole meat from his brother and scolded, 'You have become hungry and have not yet worshipped God, and you want to be used.' For all this thing of the woman was godly. ”

Hearing that these three people were also talking more and more, Yao Yuan couldn't help but look at Xu Hao worriedly, for fear that the adults would be displeased and walked away.

Don't you know that when Xu Hao and his brothers in the army drank wine and ate meat, they listened to it much more vulgar and obscene, in comparison, this was already a very elegant kind, not only did they not care at all, but they listened to it with relish. (To be continued......)