Volume 4 The Battle of Unification Chapter 536 The Fake Brigade Commander Ji Nansheng
This person was held to the head by a gun, startled, knelt on the ground and hurriedly explained: "My name is Ji Nansheng, I am a fortune teller, a flower shooter, a merchant, a big play, write letters to people, rob the road and so on. I originally wanted to deceive Brigade Commander Zeng (Zeng Shaoxun, the commander of the 1st Chahar Mixed Brigade) out of money, saying that he would have a catastrophe this time, and if he wanted to solve this catastrophe, he had to spend a lot of trouble and money. I didn't expect him to look like a fucking bandit, but instead of spending money to crack it, he arrested me, saying that if I didn't help him solve this calamity, I would die with him. ”
Mao Ziping laughed and said, "Aren't you just a liar, what do you say to beg for a living, come, you say." Untie this kid. "The subordinates lifted Ji Nansheng up, although Ji Nansheng is a liar, but when he stands up, he looks very upright, tall and handsome, good skin, a pretty person, no wonder he can be a liar. Mao Ziping smiled: "What kind of film do you make, you can make a lot of money by going to Bada Hutong to be a rabbit master." Look at your appearance, you are not worse than Li Yanqing, and you will definitely be able to mix with a high-ranking official if you defect to Cao Kun. This Li Yanqing was Cao Kun's male favorite at the earliest, with red lips and white teeth, especially a pair of red phoenix eyes that are more charming than women, with Cao Kun's relationship, he has now become the director of the revenue and expenditure department of Cao Kun's public mansion and the supervisor of the Beijing Official Money Bureau, managing Cao Kun's property.
Ji Nansheng said angrily: "Shi can be killed, but not humiliated, although my Ji family ancestors have never produced any high-ranking officials, but no one relies on selling butts." ”
Mao Ziping nodded and said, "Okay, I'm quite ambitious, please take a seat." ”
Ji Nansheng saw that Mao Ziping not only did not kill him, but was also quite polite to him, so he sat down in confusion and apprehension, Mao Ziping said: "What do you say about the commander of the first mixed brigade of Chahar......
"Brigadier Zeng, Zeng Shaoxun." Ji Nansheng said, "I'll tell him a fortune ......"
The staff officer on the side, Sorin, smiled: "It's not a fortune telling, it's a fool, right?" "Solin is the staff officer who just pointed a gun at the head of Ji Nansheng, and he is a top student of the Army Surveying and Mapping Department who graduated from the Yakeshi Army Non-commissioned Officer Academy, and he was fortunate to be assigned to the General Staff and was valued by Zhang Xiaozhun. brought to his side and became Mao Ziping's staff officer.
Ji Nansheng said: "Fortune telling, we all pay attention to the right time, place and people, and we also have real skills." I have calculated that General Shangwu is the true monarch of heaven and descends to earth......"
Zhang Xiaozhun said: "Let's talk about the point, I don't need to say anything about Kua Xiushuai now." ”
"Yes." Ji Nansheng was busy. "Actually, I've already inquired about it. The soldiers under General Shangwu are all brave and good at fighting, and the million-strong army is outside the Chen Pass, if it weren't for General Shangwu's feeling that the time is not right, he would have set foot on the Central Plains a long time ago. Since ancient times. It is easy to sweep the world from north to south, and how many victories did the Northern Expedition from south to north have? Although the Ming Dynasty was conquered from the south to the north, it was because the Mongols were full of grievances and the people were very dissatisfied, and the people in the north rebelled against the Mongols. If the people of the Northland were united, no Northern Expedition would have been successful. This Zeng Shaoxun became a brigade commander. It was completely a meritorious service to suppress the people who resisted taxes, and he never really fought. Therefore, when an army led by a traitor and villain encounters the army of the king, it must be an egg hitting a stone. ”
Zhang Xiaozhun said with a smile: "I didn't expect that although you are out of the way, but your sight is quite far away, and it is a bit out of the way that the thatched house knows the meaning of the three in the world." ”
Ji Nansheng hurriedly thanked him, and said: "The next thing is that the first brigade was surrounded, and Brigade Commander Zeng said that I was really spiritual and let me go." He asked me how to crack it, and I said that the only way to crack it was to abscond with makeup. Brigade Commander Zeng has been looting the people's fat and ointment for so many years, and he has long been so rich, and he can get three or four hundred thousand taels of silver, but he has nothing after being caught in the province as soon as possible. I also scared him and said that resisting General Shangwu was the purple microstar on the resistance stage. Even if you win by luck, your life will be reduced by ten years. Speaking of the highlights, Ji Nansheng rolled up his sleeves, patted the wood, and said: "Ladies and gentlemen." Thinking of that martial general, it is the Purple Weixing Emperor who went down to the mortal world. Thirty-six Tiangang and seventy-two earthly demons will guard him, and whoever violates him will be punished for violating the rules of heaven and the rules of heaven, and going to hell after death will be punished. Coincidentally, everyone learned from the Rehe soldiers who fled back from the front that Jiang Guidi's army was eaten by wolves! What does this mean, this shows that General Shangwu is God is helping, God is helping him like this, wouldn't Brigade Commander Zeng dare to do it right? He smiled ghostly and said, "Guess, what does Brigade Commander Zeng think?" ”
"What do you think?" The crowd craned their necks and asked.
Ji Nansheng was shocked and said: "If you want to know what will happen next, eavesdrop on the next decomposition!" ”
The crowd was fascinated by his story, and this time they heard this man say, "If you want to know what will happen next, eavesdrop on the next breakdown!" They all laughed, this person is interesting, the feeling of a pretending general who is commenting on the story, interesting, really interesting.
Ji Nansheng saw that everyone was surrounding him, and the more he talked, the more interested he became, and said: "When Brigade Commander Zeng heard this, he immediately took off his military uniform and military boots, changed into a man's clothes, rode off a horse and threw down the troops and ran, his deputy brigade commander ran in and asked what was going on, I told him again, and this deputy brigade commander also ran away. After I watched them run away, I suddenly thought to myself, if only I could be a general, I have dreamed of being a general since I was a child. I have been familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War since I was a child, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the Chu and Han Struggles, and the history of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms. As soon as I saw the military uniform on the ground, I suddenly thought, why not have a game of stealing the sky and changing the tanuki for the prince? So I compared the two uniforms, and the deputy brigade commander's clothes happened to be the same as mine, so I changed into his military uniform. Then I carved a seal out of a turnip, found Tanaka Yu's letter from the brigade commander Zeng's camp, and wrote an appointment order modeled on Tanaka Yu's handwriting, appointing myself as a special commissioner to handle military affairs when the brigade commander and deputy brigade commander were no longer there. ”
Mao Ziping sighed and praised: "What a bold man, you go on." ”
Ji Nansheng said: "The next thing is even more exciting, after I took out the letter of appointment, the six battalion commanders did not accept me, saying that there was no basis for a piece of paper, and some people said that they simply went up to the mountain to be a bandit, and some people directly said that they could surrender." I can't see it well, I'm only the first day I've been a general, and I've become a bare-bones commander again, which can't be done. So I immediately pulled out my gun and killed the man who said surrender. This is the first time I've killed someone, and after killing someone, I want to vomit nauseously, but I have to pretend that nothing happened, I'm difficult. The other five of their battalion commanders were frightened and quickly expressed their willingness to follow orders. Then I looked at the map, and said that the mountain commander was leading the team to the north, and it was about to arrive soon, and our army must now find a place to hold on and wait for reinforcements, and this place must be steep, the enemy's cavalry cannot come up, it is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and then I chose this mountain bag. I was going to hold out for ten days, and the celebrities went to the water, but as soon as I got to the mountain, I found this spring, which was inexhaustible, and it can be said that God helped me. I have calculated that Shanshuai's army will arrive here in ten days at most, and they will definitely be able to rescue our troops. At that time, we will be caught off guard by the inside and outside, hehe! At that time, I will be regarded as a person who has made great contributions to the mountain commander, and he will definitely reward me heavily, or he will be able to make me the brigade commander. ”
A staff officer asked: "Why didn't you lead the army to surrender to us?" Maybe you can be a general. ”
Ji Nansheng glared and said: "Who doesn't know that the officers of your department are only officers, regardless of the people's livelihood, and cannot collect money, if I surrender to your department as an officer, it is better to sell the army directly to you." What does it mean to be an officer alone, if you want to do it, you will be the emperor of the soil. ”
"Hahaha......" Everyone laughed, this man is a wonderful person, it would be a pity to kill him.
Mao Ziping waved his hand, and everyone stopped laughing, before saying: "You are very calculating, those who are soldiers in our northeast frontier army cannot interfere in politics, and it is a basic principle that soldiers do not interfere in politics." ”
Ji Nansheng sighed and said: "It's almost successful, but I didn't expect you to set fire to the mountain, alas, I can be said to be a wise man who must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts, and you will burn the mountain if you don't count it." I saw that the battalion commanders below were terrified, and I guess if I didn't surrender, they would kill me first. So I said to them to surrender, and I will bear it, and these people asked me to surrender on their behalf. ”
Mao Ziping smiled: "You are interesting, very interesting." I won't kill you, I won't let you go, you are so talented, just stay by my side and be my staff officer, I will prepare a case for you to register, and you will be my adjutant in the future. ”
Ji Nansheng said disappointedly: "Can you give some money and let me go, I am the only seedling in the family, and my family has nine generations of single inheritance." ”
Mao Ziping immediately said: "Guards, pull it out and bury it alive." ”
"Gotcha! Get! Get! Ji Nansheng hurriedly said: "You are still ruthless, you are still ruthless, I surrendered, can I not agree?" If we still have a descendant of the Ji family, I will definitely be a loyal soul. ”
Mao Ziping said: "Phew, you are still a loyal soul, be your adjutant." ”
Zhang Xiaozhun said with a smile: "This person is good, he cultivates well, his brain is very useful, and he will be a good staff officer in the future, but he is not suitable for leading troops to fight." He's a little too conceited, so he's easy to be fooled, and if you train him to be a staff officer, he's a qualified second-in-command. ”
Mao Ziping said with a smile: "I used his cleverness, but he has not really been in contact with the military, and I asked the deputy chief of staff to help me a lot." ”
Zhang Xiaozhun smiled: "That's nature, this person is very interesting." Then Zhang Xiaozhun sent a telegram to Wang Maoru in Russia, Wang Maoru was very appreciative of Mao Ziping, this person is really talented, he ordered Zhang Xiaozhun to inspect Mao Ziping's ability, and sent a secret telegram to Luo Hao, asking him to see Mao Ziping's loyalty. If there is no problem with one qiē, I am ready to reuse Mao Ziping in the future.
Luo Hao took the telegram and thought about it, this Mao Ziping will definitely be reused in the future, just like Gong Xiaoqi.