When the cruise ship sailed into Tokyo Bay, Lin Youde was joking with his female companions on the deck.

Then Xiaolu pointed to the battleship USS Missouri anchored in Tokyo Bay and shouted, "Cannon ship!" ”

"That's called a battleship." The fox holding Xiaolu immediately corrected, "It means that when you fight, you will line up to fight." ”

"Why?"

Xiaolu seemed to ask this question very seriously, so the fox also explained to Xiaolu with rare patience.

Sissi whispered to Lin Youde: "It seems that Americans are really jealous. ”

"yes, I deliberately sent the battleships from Hawaii to show their muscles, and I guess the aircraft carrier fleet is also on the way over, so I'm a little embarrassed to let them work so hard." Lin Youde shrugged his shoulders, "Actually, I just want to come to Yingzhou for sightseeing, I want to see the imperial palace......"

"Demolished." The fox immediately replied, "The first step for the Americans to de-Yingzhou is to demolish the Imperial Palace. ”

"Are they crazy, can they still get the god queen in this way?" Lin Youde couldn't help frowning.

The fox shrugged: "Americans seem to think that it is good to keep things related to sacrifices, such as shrines and temples. Therefore, although the Imperial Palace was demolished, the shrine inside the Imperial Palace is still preserved. ”

"Then let's go see the shrine, anyway, don't you change your kimono, I'm looking forward to your kimono posture."

"Of course it will change, when have I ever let your dear dear one down." The fox squeezed his eyes at Lin Youde as he spoke, "I have a kimono tailor I know, and I have already told them your size before I came, and it is estimated that the kimono specially made by zuò has been almost ready." ”

"Is the kimono delicious?"

"That's a garment."

"Is it a little skirt?" Xiao Lu is no less interested in food, it seems that the little guy already has a love for beauty, "Is it a beautiful little dress?" ”

"No, but it's just as good." The fox said and rubbed his cheek on Xiaolu's face, "It's so cute, I can't wait to dress Xiaolu up beautifully!" ”

"Bleaching beautifully!" Xiaolu cheered loudly.

**

When the cruise ship docked, a large crowd of onlookers had already gathered on the pier, and some people in the crowd held signs with the slogan "Stinky bitch go back".

"Oh, that's a warm welcome." The fox doesn't seem to matter at all.

However, Viola was a little indignant: "No matter what, this is too rude, I am also the former president of Germany, so I should give me a face, what do the occupation authorities think?" ”

"Maybe this is what the occupation authorities are dictating to make you furious."

Viola bit her lip angrily.

After the gangway was ready, Lin Youde's family boarded the dock, and at this time, someone in the crowd on the shore shouted slogans.

"What are they doing?" Xiaolu asked curiously, "Why don't they shout banzai to my father?" ”

Xiaolu is probably used to the scene of the crowd shouting long live Lin Youde Mountain in Germany, and now she feels that the scene in front of her is incredible. The fox was about to explain when several eggs smashed into her face. But the fox caught all the eggs that were thrown at him, and immediately threw them back with precision.

The fox's bloodline-strengthened arm strength caused the eggs to hit the pitchers' heads like cannonballs, knocking them to the ground.

"I don't care what you say about me." After the counterattack, the fox crossed his hands on his hips and said loudly, "But if you want to do it, I will accompany you, so you think about it." ”

The crowd was silent for a while, but soon the person in charge of leading everyone to shout the slogan came back to his senses and continued to guide the slogan loudly. But the response they received was much weaker than it had just been.

Xiaolu looked at the qiē in front of her inexplicably, and after thinking about it for a long time, she didn't understand, so she turned her head and looked at Lin Youde. Lin Youde shrugged his daughter's shoulders, and Xiaolu looked back at the person shouting the slogan in front of him, scratching his scalp with his big paws. At this time, children in the crowd squeezed out from between the legs of the adults, pointed at Xiaolu and shouted, "Ugly eight monsters! ”

"Is the ugly monster delicious?" Xiaolu immediately asked rhetorically.

"Uh...... Probably not tasty. The boy was stunned for a moment, and then answered.

"Have you eaten it?" Xiaolu asked.

"No, no, no ......"

"Then how do you know it's not tasty?" Xiaolu continued to ask.

In fact, even if Xiaolu added that pair of claws, she was still a beautiful little girl, and the maids of Lin Youde's family also took great pains to put beautiful sleeves on the paws, and also tied ribbons for decoration. So at this time, Xiaolu is undoubtedly a cute little Lori, but she looks a little peculiar.

How could the little boy withstand the question of such a cute little girl as Xiaolu flashing with big eyes, and in a hurry, he squatted on the ground, grabbed a handful of mud and threw it at Xiaolu - this is actually the same way as a primary school boy playing tricks on the beautiful girl he likes. Xiaolu raised her hand to block the mud, and then she glanced at the fox who was still confronting the crowd of onlookers shouting slogans, and seemed to suddenly understand something. Next, Xiaolu stuck her claws into the ground and dug up a piece of the asphalt-paved pavement.

"Wait a minute, Xiaolu!" Lin Youde had already found out what his daughter was going to do, but before he could stop it, Xiaolu's claws had already swung out.

When she waved her claws, she made a whistling sound, which made Lin Youde think for a moment that Xiaolu's claws had broken through the sound barrier - but in fact it was not a sonic boom that broke through the sound barrier, it was just the sound of the wind stirring the air at high speed.

The terrible attack that was completely incomparable with the eggs thrown by the fox hit the crowd, Xiaolu obviously didn't have a bit of throwing expertise, so the asphalt blocks thrown out didn't hit the boy who provoked the incident, but hit the adults next to the boy, and the powerful impact instantly knocked down a group of people, and that scene reminded Lin Youde of the scene a long time ago when he used the AA12 consecutive divergent shotgun against the crowd when he was playing a game in another time and space......

The people who were hit by the scattered asphalt blocks broke their heads and fell to the ground wailing, while the other onlookers also scattered, and the signs they were holding were thrown on the ground, covered with footprints.

At the same time as Xiaolu threw asphalt, the Americans' battle queen magic guide armor that had been on guard in the distance moved.

"Mr. Lin, your daughter has activated her Divine Concubine's ability on the land of the United States of America," the megaphone of the magic guide armor sounded, "In accordance with the United States Magic Guide Management Act, we now have to restrict your daughter's entry into ......"

"I'm going to make a phone call." Lin Youde calmly said to the magic armor floating above his head, "This request is not too much. ”

**

Half an hour later, Lin Youde's family arrived at the hotel where they had scheduled to stay, escorted by the American war queen.

Lin Youde also approached the battle concubine who escorted them: "Miss Porze, how about you and your subordinates come in and rest?" I have to trouble you to be in charge of security at night, the long night is long, and taking a shower or something before this will definitely make the night less difficult. ”

"Sorry, we're still on duty." In this way, the Americans refused Lin Youde's kindness and stayed outside the hotel to continue to serve as a guard.

Lin Youde did not continue to invite, but entered the hotel with his family.

After entering the large room specially prepared by the hotel, Lin Youde said to Xiaolu: "Lie on the ground by yourself and pout your buttocks." ”

"Dad, can you not spank your ass." Xiaolu begged, "Anyway, if you hit me, you won't hurt me, so you can get another punishment." ”

"Then you can't eat meat for half a year."

“…… Then you might as well fight. Xiaolu said that she lay down on the tatami mat and pouted her buttocks.

When Lin Youde rolled up his sleeves, Xia Li suddenly said, "Is it my delusion, why do I think Lin You look so excited now?" ”

"It's your delusion." Lin Youde said categorically, "It must be your delusion." It is with a heavy heart that I am now punishing my daughter for almost causing diplomatic problems today. Thankfully, we have just reached a mutually satisfactory cooperation agreement with the Americans, because our American friends don't mind doing us a small favor. ”

"That's right." Xia Li pursed her lips noncommittally, "Why don't we come and play this tonight, I'm going to make a mistake too, what do you think?" ”

"Good idea." Lin Youde raised his eyebrows and exchanged a tacit look with Xia Li.

At this time, Sissi suddenly said, "Make a mistake? It's simple, break his Justin Bieber a few times, and you'll be spanked naturally. ”

"Is Justin Bieber good?" Xiaolu, who was being beaten, asked curiously.

"It's delicious, it's delicious." Sissi replied in an excited tone, "It's just a little fishy." ”

"Then just put ginger in it, is it okay?" Xiaolu didn't know where she learned her cooking knowledge, "Or do you want to use some wine?" ”

The fox was already laughing on the ground, shaking his shoulders as he pounded the ground.

Lin Youde also wanted to laugh, but he still straightened his face and slapped the rest of the slap on Xiaolu's body, and then pulled Xiaolu up.

It seems that this hundred slaps are still quite effective, Xiaolu's little face is wrinkled, her mouth is also pouting, and she looks aggrieved.

"Next time, you must be careful, unless you are facing the enemy, you can't use your own strength lightly. Also, even if you want to fight back, you have to control it well, and you can't hit unrelated people, understand? ”

Xiaolu nodded, and then asked Lin Youde: "Then is the kid who threw mud at me right?" ”

"Of course he was at fault, and he deserved to be beaten, but you didn't hit him. That's the problem. ”

Lin Youde's words made Sissi frown slightly.

"There's something wrong with this education, right? The point is wrong, right? ”

"Then how about you take care of disciplining Xiaolu?" Lin Youde built yì road.

Sissi thought for a while and shook her head slightly: "Forget it, I'm not teaching children, it's easy to manage them as soldiers." ”

"Why don't I teach you?" The fox raised his right hand, "Shall I teach you, Xiaolu?" ”

"Good!" Xiaolu responded loudly, and it looked like the sin she had just suffered in her ass had been forgotten. R1148