5. Crossing the Nokia

For those famous figures in history, we often know them in books, it is just a plane drawing, and all the feelings are flat images, but once the flat painting becomes a three-dimensional object, the feeling of the image suddenly becomes abstract, then many people will not be able to adapt to it, let alone such a nine-day dragon?

Suning was a little unaccustomed to it, and then habitually lay on the haode mattress next to the fire, probably because of the special treatment given to him by Li Jing! With his hands in his pockets, it was his favorite action, and the fire was hot, and the whole tent was warm and not cold; Well? The right zipper won't open? Oh, by the way, the magic machine is in it, and it didn't take long to buy it, alas!

Unexpectedly, it didn't have time to come in handy, so it crossed with him, and lost its biggest function - Internet access, no matter how awesome the smart phone was, it could only degenerate into MP4, of course, Nokia also has a function-bricks.

took out the god machine, pressed the screen, unlocked it, and Suning looked at this dynamic screen, this screen, this god machine with blank eyes. How different it is from this era, out of place! And this magic machine must never be discovered by anyone, no matter what kind of person it is, especially Li Erbixia, if it is discovered by this emperor through the ages, it will really be over, and he has encountered something beyond his comprehension, and any king with a head will do the same thing - ask for his own head, unless that emperor really likes to have fun......

Although I can't access the Internet, Suning really wants to see how awesome it would be if I could get on QQ? When the time comes, pull Li Jing to take a photo and post it to QQ space, just say that this is a photo with Li Jing, the god of the Tang Dynasty, what kind of style is that? When the time comes, will my parents be surprised to have a photo of themselves with a white horse and a silver gun? Will those little girls and little men adore themselves very much? Thinking about it, Suning suddenly burst into tears, this is a kind of loneliness, this is the loneliness and sadness of a wanderer in a foreign land, brocade clothes walking at night, isn't it exactly this feeling?

opened the album and looked at the photos of myself and so many people, father's, mother's, grandma's, grandpa's, two dogs', tiger girls', and the only photo with the old man, or secretly taken while the old man was drunk, the old man somehow didn't want to take pictures, he must have felt that he was too ugly!

Looking at these photos, Suning's eyes moistened a little.

**,Kuaibo,Momo,Known as the three major artifacts of otaku,I have them on my mobile phone,Although I am not an otaku,But it does not hinder Suning's love for these things,Looking at these familiar logos,Suning suddenly felt a trace of unreality,Is this something that should exist in this kind of era? Should a person like himself be a person who should exist in such an era? What exactly are you here for? What exactly is the reason?

In such an era, I am a black-eyed existence, I don't know anything, I don't know anything, I have learned a lot of wilderness survival skills with the old man, and I can also cook well, but these skills, in such an era, can they be applied? In ancient times, it was a hierarchical class society, and the crushing of people at the level of officials and universities is the most haode interpretation of this era, can you accept it? Can I, who is accustomed to living an unrestrained and wild life, bear such a naked sense of hierarchy?

Suning wiped away the tears on his face, withdrew Momo, who had not responded, looked at the mobile phone screen, lost his mind for a while, and inadvertently clicked his finger on the logo of the browser, and opened the browser, Suning couldn't help but feel helpless, there is no network, what is the use of this browser? With a wry smile, Suning was about to quit the browser, but the next scene almost scared Suning to death!

Hundred, hundred, hundred, Baidu?

Su Kai's eyes widened instantly, what is the situation?

Looking at the familiar Du Niang logo, although I often feel extremely depressed for its "according to relevant laws and regulations, some search results are not displayed for the time being", which means that a large number of island countries cannot get first-hand information, and a large number of Huangtu Brother Seed Emperors are also extremely depressed, but I have to say that in the current situation, Suning feels that Du Niang is as cute as his long-lost sister; weishenme,weishenmeQQ can't be on,weishenme3g network display no,But Du Niang is still tenacious? No matter how divine the machine is, it won't be like this!

Suning suddenly felt that his heart was beating violently, this feeling, just like when he was handed out every time he went to the exam papers, his hands and feet were slightly spasmodic, his breath was short, his heart beat more than two hundred times per minute, his face was red, and he felt like he was going to a remote hotel behind the school like a thief with his girlfriend for the first time, this feeling has really not appeared for a long time......

Suning typed in the word Li Jing, and then clicked "Baidu", and suddenly, a green progress bar appeared! A little, a little, and a little, Suning's heart also beats, beats, beats! Finally, the green process bar has reached the end, the page jumps, Baidu Encyclopedia! Baidu Encyclopedia! That's a lot of search results!

Suning couldn't control the joy in his heart, and sat up frantically, which was really unexpected! It's unexpected! You can actually go online! QQ can't be on! **Can't get on! Momo can't get on, but you can actually go online! You can search for these things with Baidu! Oh, my God! Is there a more powerful cheat than this?

Nokia, Nokia, God! When there is electricity, it is a cheat, and after the power is out, it can also be used as a brick to shoot people, is there anything more powerful than this! My dear Nokia, did you really travel with me too?!

Suning clicked on Li Jing's Baidu Encyclopedia entry with surprise and looked at it carefully, well, sure enough, it was a sneak attack on Dingxiang, capturing Yang Zhengdao alive, and then using inferior troops to set up a suspicious formation, coercing Jieli Khan to retreat north, Zuihou and Li Ji joined forces, and attacked Yinshan with 10,000 elites, captured Jieli alive, and perished**! It has created a military chapter of the prosperous era of Tang Zhenguan! Cheats, cheats! O God! You're good enough to take care of me! That's so detailed!

Under the ecstasy, Suning did not lose his fresh mind, to understand a historical figure, but also to know his character, and his future, as well as his way of doing things, ability is one aspect, how to be a person is another aspect; So Suning clicked on Wikipedia again.

For the evaluation of historical figures, Suning still trusts Wikipedia, as for the reason, everyone knows it; Fortunately, Baidu Encyclopedia and Wikipedia are not much different from Wikipedia on this entry, and Li Jing has always been a positive national hero; Then, Suning began to check Li Ji's information again.

Li Ji is the bull-nosed veteran Xu Maogong in the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, because of his great military exploits, he was given the surname Li by Tang Gaozu Li Yuan, Li Shiji; Later, because Li Er Bixia returned to heaven, in order to avoid secrecy, he changed his name to Li Ji; Li Ji has lived through the three dynasties of Tang Gaozu, Tang Taizong and Tang Gaozong, and even Wu Zetian's regency incident has a faint shadow of him.

This person is very knowledgeable, and attaches great importance to love and righteousness, but he is scheming, if it weren't for the grandson Li Jingye in the family who didn't know whether to live or die against Wu Zetian's demon, then the inheritance of the Li family would continue.

And Li Ji in this period is definitely a big thick leg! The only thing that can be compared with him is that Cheng Biting Jin, even if he can't hold Li Erbixia's elephant legs, he has to hug the big thick legs of Li Jing and Li Ji, Li Jing will definitely take care of himself, as long as he shows his talent, and since Li Ji also has the wisdom to know people, so after Li Jing died, well, he probably returned to the West in the same year as Li Erbixia...... Then Li Ji will be his big backer, relying on him, there will be absolutely no problems.

It's just one point, Suning entered an entry specifically to evaluate Li Ji, looked at the comprehensive evaluation of Li Ji by later generations, and found a thing, Li Ji likes to kill his son-in-law to be a righteous military law, and every time he goes out on an expedition, he has to take his son-in-law with him, and see which son-in-law is a little bit unpleasant and immediately beheaded him with a proper military law, and said to outsiders that he is strict in governing the army, and there is a son-in-law who escaped death and hid in the mountains and became a legend, which is a stain, not good for the family, especially the son-in-law, and he doesn't care about his daughter's widowhood? Well, no matter how beautiful Li Ji's daughter is, she must not be contaminated, and she will not be contaminated when she grows into a fairy!

After fully understanding everything, silently reciting a sentence Du Niang I love you, Suning lay down with confidence, thinking about the happy life of Datang that he was about to usher in after his meritorious service, and after a while, a soldier took a set of black clothes and sent it to Suning's tent: "Dashuai asked you to change into this military uniform, change the colorful clothes, and you will have to look like a soldier when you enter the army." Suning was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a little depressed, when did I say that I was going to join the army? Datang fought wars every year in the next few years, if he accidentally hung up, wouldn't it be too much of a loss?

However, speaking of which, the most important military merit in the Tang Dynasty, the status of the person who has made military merits is unimaginable, so if you can mix up any military merits, maybe you can also seal a title, then you can really eat and wait for death, speaking of which, Suning has no great ambitions.

Shaking his head, Suning took off the down jacket outside, took off his outer pants, and left only the clothes inside, Suning also wore a vest on the outside of the cotton sweater, and there was a pocket on the vest, Suning put the magic machine in the pocket, and then began to wear Datang's military uniform...... An hour later, Suning laboriously tied a rope and sighed: "The ancients were troublesome to wear clothes, sure enough, modern clothes are more comfortable, if you have the opportunity to get a clothing store directly, anyway, Datang doesn't limit this, hey?" What is it? Diaper? ”

I took out the magic machine and checked, well, at this time, there are no underwear at all, and I am wearing this kind of crotch cloth similar to diapers! I said that little Japanese children wear this, the feelings are learned from the Tang Dynasty, and they have been retained until now, alas! This kind of crotch cloth is not only not breathable but also restricts the growth of the little brother, according to Suning's current age, he speculates that his second brother can be further increased, well, this length and diameter, are still good, this is also what he is proud of, but I don't know, is there any use?

Having said that, it seems that if you open a clothing store, you will really have a market! When the time comes, first pick up Li Jing's family to put it on and advertise it for themselves, or directly fool Li Erbixia to put it on, and then the Manchu ministers will wear it after the trend, and then the nobles will wear it, and then the rich businessmen will wear it, and then the common people will wear it, although the Tang Dynasty now has a population of less than 10 million, but this is also a huge market! You must not let others rob you! Well! Although it may not be worthy of any big official and dignitary, it is more than enough to be a rich man, hehe......

"What are you thinking about?" A cold snort came, Suning was shocked, quickly wiped the saliva from his mouth, and looked at the person in front of him, okay, I was so fascinated just now that I didn't notice that Li Jing entered his tent with a look of contempt......

Despised !

Sneaking the magic machine under the bed, Suning whispered: "That, the kid just thought that he could make contributions to the Tang Dynasty, and he could make a lot of contributions when the time came, and then he could leave a name in history!" Then ...... ""Then you can take the rewards of the court and live a good life, eat together, and wait for death for the rest of your life, right?" Before Suning finished speaking, Li Jing showed a sneer and said the second half of what Suning wanted to say but didn't dare to say.

Suning couldn't help but sigh, it's really dangerous to talk to an old guy who is almost sixty, sixty years, a Jiazi, in ancient times, it was a real longevity, what haven't you seen? He was so careful that he saw through it, and he didn't save face at all, so he said it directly, and besides, we still have some ideas, such as letting the Han people all over the world wear the Weimeng brand underwear made by us!

Li Jing snorted: "At a young age, lazy, so goalless, self-contained, self-defeating, it is simply worthy of your master's teachings, it is simply worthy of the old man's brother's attention, it is simply ashamed of the value of the old man, it is simply worthy of your master's last words, it is simply worthy of Bixia's cultivation......"

Li Jing said seventy or eighty Suning's crimes in one breath, and the time of pouring out half a column of incense like a river made Suning deeply feel how harmonious the big family of feudalism is, and the light of feudalism shines on his body, and it is very useful for the exercise of lung capacity, the accumulation of officialdom vocabulary and the practice of rhetorical techniques.

In fact, old children and old children, the older they are, the more like children, people live for a lifetime, and live to zuihou live back, alas! Li Jing now has this tendency, scolding and scolding, if he didn't grasp the name of righteousness, he would be like those old ladies who scolded the streets in Nanjing later, and almost took the local dialect plus English, German, Japanese, Italian, French, Dutch, American, Western and Chinese to scold...... Lao Tzu is lazy, what does it have to do with him Li Er? When did he cultivate me?

But it is obvious that Suning does not have the ability, confidence and courage to fight him in front of Li Jing at all, which is similar to the "earnest teachings" of his teachers and the very "painful" love of his parents later......

Zuihou Li Jing dropped a sentence: "As long as the old man is still alive, don't think about being lazy like you kid!" If you don't squeeze out a trace of your knowledge, the old man will never give up! Hum! Rest early and get ready for tomorrow! ”

This made Suning feel depressed and moved, depressed that I am afraid that it is really as Li Jing said, they will not stop if they don't squeeze out a little oil and water from their zuihou, so do you want to live a good life? Li Erbixia's kind of demon is so easy to fool? To be precise, almost all the ministers of the Zhenguan Dynasty were not easy to fool! What touched me was that Li Jing zuihou was obviously concerned, and it was obviously a concern for important people, so Li Jing already regarded himself as his own? He has become his own person of the military god Li Jing?

Well, that's it, well, sleep!

As soon as he woke up, Suning opened his eyes, and habitually reached out to knock on the bed board of his top bunk brother, just the morning before leaving school, this is still a compulsory course for himself every day, and the good brother on the top bunk has to call him to get up every day, so the first thing Suning does when he opens his eyes every day is to knock on the bed board with his hand first, if he doesn't wake up, kick it directly!

But no matter how you knock it, you don't feel it? What about bed boards? Suning opened his eyes and saw the white tent, his thoughts were uncertain, first he was shocked, then he was puzzled, and then he was clear, and finally remembered that he had arrived in Datang yesterday, and now he was in Li Jing's army, living on the prairie where he didn't know where.

Suning felt a burst of loneliness and great sadness, very uncomfortable psychologically, lying down for a while, then got up, habitually wanted to reach out to the basin to brush his teeth and wash his face, but as soon as his hand stretched out, he found that he was sleeping on the ground, playing on the floor, he had no toothbrushes, basins and towels at all, it takes twenty-one days to develop a habit, to get rid of a habit, but I don't know how long it will take, Suning was lonely again, shook his head, put his hand into his arms and touched the magic machine, only it, can confirm that he is not an original product of this era, but an accidental intruder......

Although it was painful, Suning quickly stood up and tidied up his clothes, alas! It's really not used to wearing such clothes, although it looks powerful in black, but it's obviously one size bigger, and there is no such small body as yourself in the army! Turning his head to look at the down jacket and cotton pants, it is very likely that he will not be able to wear them for a long time, since he has come here, don't you have to follow the local customs? But on such a cold day, Suning still felt that it was not enough to wear this cotton uniform, anyway, this military uniform was very big, well! Just wear the down jacket and cotton pants inside, and the military uniform and pants outside! Well, that's it!

Tidy up everything and put the schoolbag on your back, well, decisively warm, Suning excitedly lifted the tent curtain, and when he saw it, he was stunned......