Unexpectedly, for thousands of years, there has never been a general of both sides who looks exactly the same and appeared on the battlefield at the same time.

Both sides have no experience, and neither dares to act rashly first.

In the battle circle, Guan Yu squinted his eyes, stroked his beard and looked Xu Chulai up and down.

Xu Chu's eyes rolled, and he also narrowed his eyes, stroking his beard and looking Guan Yu up and down. The movements and expressions of the two are exactly the same, just like the real and fake Tang Seng together, and Sun Monkey can't tell the difference, let alone the ordinary soldiers around.

"Damn, you're a fake!" Zhang Fei was furious, brandished the Zhangba snake spear, and went straight to Dian Wei.

"You're a fucking fake!" Dian Wei also brandished the Zhangba snake spear and took Zhang Fei directly.

These two people are both short-tempered, as if the real and fake Monkey King, after jingling together, they can't tell the real from the fake. The soldiers around him were like Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha and others, unable to distinguish the real from the fake, and did not dare to go up to help.

"Don't do it!"

At this time, the real Guan Yu shouted, and the real and false Zhang Fei temporarily stopped when he heard the sound.

Zhang Fei pointed at Dian Wei and said angrily: "Second brother, he is a fake!" ”

Dian Wei pointed at Zhang Fei and said angrily: "Second brother, he is a fake!" ”

Xu Chu is secretly happy, although he doesn't know which one is Dian Wei, but he recognizes Dian Wei's acting skills very much, and he said that Dian Wei, this kid, is not in vain to save the king like this, and his acting skills are good.

Guan Yu's face suddenly turned even redder, and his head became bigger, and he said: "You two don't fight first, I ask you a few questions, and if you can't answer them, they must be fake!" ”

Zhang Fei was overjoyed when he heard this, put away the eight snake spears, and said, "You ask." ”

Dian Wei was a little apprehensive when he heard this. But he still held on and said, "Just ask." ”

Guan Yu immediately stepped forward and came between the two. I began to think in my heart that I must ask an extremely secret question. And the fake second brother will definitely not know, and the one who can answer is my real second brother's. So Guan Yu began to recall his past experiences.

At this time, Xu Chu rode his horse over, and the fake green dragon Yanyue waved and said angrily: "Damn, you fake, dare to ask questions?" ”

Zhang Fei was stunned when he heard this, and said yes. If this person is a fake Guan Yu, wouldn't he join forces with the fake Zhang Fei to kill me?

When Guan Yu heard it, he was very disdainful and said, "I'm real, you are fake, the question I asked is extremely secret...... He said that he said to the two Zhang Fei and said, "You can not answer, you will know that what I said is true as soon as you hear it, and you will come to my side." Let's march into the army. Clean up these fakes! ”

When Zhang Fei heard this, he said that it made sense.

"You have to think of an extremely secret question...... Guan Yu pondered.

Xu Chu suddenly realized when he heard this, and he also began to ponder.

After a while, Guan Yu suddenly thought. Just many years ago, when the Yellow Turban was in turmoil, he once saw that his eldest brother and third brother were very close. At that time, the three brothers were in the army. Without a woman, it is understandable to be intimate. Guan Yu thought. This matter is absolutely too secret, although it is offended to say it. But now the situation is urgent, and I can't care so much.

So, Guan Yu said to Zhang Fei on the left: "That year, the third brother was ...... slashed by Hua Xiong. He said to Zhang Fei on the right: "I see that the eldest brother and the third brother are very close ....... He followed Qin Feng's example, gave a thumbs up and bowed to each other, and after doing the action to express the love between men and women, he withdrew his hand and sighed: "It turns out that the eldest brother has a longyang fetish with the third brother, and for so many years, I haven't explained the ...... the second brother." ”

Longyang's fetish, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the nobles were popular with this thing, and the most famous is the story of Longyang Jun and King Wei, which is a household name. So as soon as these words came out, the three armies were shaken. The generals exploded the pot and buzzed and discussed, "It turns out that His Majesty and the three generals have a habit of dragon yang, no wonder when His Majesty doesn't sleep with the queen, he finds his brother to sleep on his feet, so it's ......." ”

As soon as Guan Yu's words came out, he felt as if something was wrong, and he shouldn't say such a thing.

But it was too late.

I saw that the real Zhang Fei on the left was furious, brandished the Zhangba snake spear and came out, and roared: "Let your mother fart, there is such a thing there, you are fake!" ”

There is indeed no such thing, Guan Yu decided that there was such a thing, but he was fooled by Qin Feng. And Guan Yu thought that only such a thing was secret enough, so he said it without paying attention.

The real Zhang Fei was furious, just thinking about killing the "fake Guan Yu" who spread rumors in front of him.

"You're a fake!" Guan Yu always thought that this thing was true, but when he saw that Zhang Fei didn't admit it, he thought it was fake. So, the two really jingled together.

And the real fake Guan Yu Xu Chu also has something to gain at this moment, he glanced at Zhang Ping angrily, and shouted to the two Zhang Fei: "I love to eat chicken butts!" He said in the opposite words: "I am the real Guan Yu!" ”

Zhang Ping was stunned when he heard this, and the fake Zhang Feidian Wei on the right was also stunned when he heard this. Subsequently, Dian Wei was furious, and said in his heart that I love to eat chicken butts, and you dare to say it to everyone, so Dian Wei also shouted: "Damn, you have a mole on your left buttocks!" I'm really Zhang Fei! ”

When Xu Chu heard this, he almost planted it from his horse, so he said that he was struggling with the Yellow Cormorant Tomb (17) Ou Sang Que Collapse Strike Reef Qiang Slang Model Rui Stretch Su Jiao Jiao Duck Zhu

So, Xu Chu and Dian Wei threw the breastplate and killed Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Zhang Ping is the chief officer of Huwei, only under Xu Chu and Dian Wei, and the three of them have been together for a long time, so they naturally know the allusions. "General Dian Wei loves to eat chicken buttocks, and General Xu Chu has a mole on his buttocks, it's true!" He immediately shouted: "The one who took off the armor is real, and the one who kills the fake is on!" ”

Qin Feng's tiger guards are all extraordinary, and they are also shrewd and capable. When they heard Zhang Ping shouting like this, they naturally knew what was going on, so they rushed up and killed Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

There was some commotion in the battle formation of the bandit Shu army. Seeing this, Xu Chu shouted: "What are you doing in a daze, we have all been deceived by this fake Guan Yu Zhang Fei, so we are killing each other." Now that you know the truth or falsehood, why don't you do it quickly? ”

Xu Chu's words are an explanation for the killing of the Shu army just now. When the Shu army heard this, they said that the two generals Guan Yu and Zhang Fei killed us just now, and they originally thought that we were the soldiers and horses of the fake Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, so it was. If there were no fake Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, we would not have been killed. As a result, the anger of the Shu soldiers was all on Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. In the shouting of killing, the Shu soldiers and the tiger guards became a wave, killing Guan Yu and Zhang Fei together.

"Fake Guan Yu, look at the knife!" Xu Chu was the closest, and after riding his horse over, he slashed down with a knife.

At this time, Guan Yu had just swung Zhang Fei's spear, and turned around to grab Xu Chu's knife in a hurry. And Zhang Fei took the opportunity to stab Guan Yu with a spear, and shouted to Xu Chu: "Second brother, I am the real Zhang Fei, and the one behind you is the fake Zhang Fei!" ”

Xu Chu was happy when he heard this, and said in his heart that you are better than the old classic.

And Guan Yu was angry, he held the knife in one hand and grabbed Xu Chu's knife with the other, and grabbed the spear that stabbed him with the other. With a snort, Guan Yu didn't catch it in time, and a cut was made in his ribs, and blood flowed. In the severe pain, Guan Yu realized that he roared angrily: "Second brother, you can't see it now, these two who have taken off their armor are fake!" ”

"Ahh Zhang Fei was yelled, and he also understood a little.

"Let's go!" Guan Yu pushed away the spear, turned the horse and left.

Xu Chu stabbed again, "Don't run, you're not a warrior if you're afraid of death!" ”

Zhang Fei raised his spear to help the injured Guan Yu block it, and when he pushed it out, he also turned his horse and left.

The surrounding soldiers and horses united and surrounded Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

Guan Yu slashed at his own soldiers and horses with a knife, and scolded: "Idiot, I am Guan Yu, and the one who takes off his armor is fake!" ”

Xu Chu chased after him, and shouted at the same time: "Don't listen to him, they can't tell the difference between themselves, and they are still pretending to be real here!" ”

When the Shu soldiers heard this, this was indeed reasonable. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei themselves have fought, how can they make their soldiers and horses believe that they are real.

So, all the people took action, chasing and intercepting Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

However, Guan Yu traveled thousands of miles, Zhang Fei was ten thousand enemies, launched a madness, fought all over his body was injured, and finally fought a bloody way and went to Wangjian Pavilion.

When Dian Wei was in hot pursuit, Xu Chu shouted: "Don't chase, offer the emperor ......." ”

Completing the order of King Qin is the most important thing, so Dian Wei and Xu Chu strangely gathered the Shu soldiers and surrounded the dragons.

Dian Wei, Xu Chu, and Zhang Ping glanced at each other in front of the dragon, and the three of them met and muttered, and Zhang Ping went to secretly inform the tiger guard that he was ready to sneak attack the surrounding Shu soldiers.

Xu Chu and Dian Wei ordered the Shu soldiers to gather.

Xu Chu, Dian Wei and horses came to the front of the Shu soldiers, just like the later generations to review the troops, and three hundred tiger guards followed behind them on horseback. Xu Chu pretended to be very angry and glared angrily.

In the eyes of the Shu soldiers, Xu Chu is Guan Yu, and Dian Wei is Zhang Fei. After they lined up, their hearts were furious, and they said that they had followed the fake Guan Yu Zhang Fei all the way here. "General Guan doesn't squint anymore, this is going to kill someone!" Looking at the current appearance, it shouldn't be that General Zhenguan and General Zhang want to punish their own people.

Xu Chu shouted: "You bastards, your eyes are blind, there is no difference between truth and falsehood!" ”

More than 3,000 Shu soldiers threw their weapons and knelt on the ground, shouting in unison: "We are blind, there is no distinction between truth and falsehood, and the second general atone for his crimes!" ”

Huwei and the others were happy, and their hearts said that you are really blind. They also admired that General Xu Chu and Dian Wei had superb acting skills, and we might as well wait for them.

As soon as Xu Chu saw that all the Shu soldiers threw their weapons and knelt on the ground, this was the best time to assault, he immediately brandished his broadsword, "The crime is unforgivable, the killing is unforgivable, assault!" ”

With the sound of rumbling horses' hooves, three hundred tiger guards crashed into the Shu soldiers and cut down indiscriminately.

The Shu soldiers only thought that they were going to punish the crime, they did not dare to rebel and fight back, and they were afraid of death, so they immediately scattered and fled. But where is the opponent of the Tiger Guard, they were chased and killed one by one.

After Xu Chu and others killed all the Shu soldiers, they surrounded Emperor Han Xian's dragon and looked at a bunch of old and young people who had passed out and Emperor Han Xian on the left side of the dragon bowl. Now that Zhenguan Yu and Zhang Fei have run away, the shape has become like this, Xu Chu and Dian Wei don't know how to continue.

"Zhang Ping, quickly send someone to find Jia Xu's military division!"

As soon as the words fell, a military horse came from the north, and the banner was the Qin army.

Say Jia Xu, Jia Xu will arrive. It turned out that after the Xu Shang Department of the Qin Army Guarding the Sword Pavilion got the news, they sent troops to support. Jia Xu had a new force, so he went back to check the situation of Xu Chu and Dian Wei. (To be continued......)