Section 35 Panda Theory
"Brother Meng Jiang, you better run!" Li Zhi looked at Zhang Zhizhi's back and said to him.
"Why run? Your Highness has so many abundant resources, so you should naturally make good use of it, don't be embarrassed, just say it's my idea when others ask, there's nothing unpleasant about it. ”
"I'm not embarrassed, there is a giant panda who came to find his son, his son was kicked into the bamboo forest by you, and now he is still calling, this giant panda has always been fed by me, so it won't bite me, you can't say."
Zhang Jizhi slowly stood up, sorted out the rice plate in an orderly manner, and saw that the panda showed its canine teeth, jumped over the table and ran all the way, quickly blending into the crowd and disappearing.
The giant panda came out of the bamboo forest by biting the skin on the red panda's neck, put the red panda on the table, and came to Li Zhi's side, holding the plate and eating the leftover rice inside, as if no one was around......
The academy first only had three pandas sent by the son, and the cooks of the academy would feed the three pandas every day, not to mention that there were large bamboo forests by the Dongyang River for foraging, and the three pandas also settled down in the academy, three years ago there was a heavy snowfall in the winter, the snow was very heavy, and a lot of bamboo was crushed by the snow
When the cook fed the panda according to the custom, he found that there was an extra thin panda, so he broke two eggs and fed them to the thin panda, and some leftover rice was also given, so the next day the panda came again, and the food of the three pandas and the four pandas were not a big problem, and the cook did not care.
But when he found that there were more and more pandas looking for him for food, it was too late to regret it, these pandas were somehow completely unwild, and the cook kicked them, and they would only stand up their butts next to each other, and afterwards they would be fine if they rubbed their butts in the corner of the wall a few times. For a little food, I completely lost my dignity as a bear.
The academy told the princess of the panda flooding in the academy, and the ecstatic princess came to the academy in a carriage, and the thin little man coughed while feeding the pandas, so that Li Gang couldn't say anything about driving these pandas back to Qinling no matter what.
The little princess went to her father to ask for food money for the panda, and also found the queen mother, the prince. Other brothers and sisters, so the little son raised a lot of money and planned to feed the pandas. Li Eryi's very strong will came to the academy, not to drive the pandas, and to find someone to manage these pandas, so the cook changed from a miscellaneous servant to a royal staff. Four or five handymen were recruited to be responsible for raising pandas.
Li Gang was helpless when he saw the pandas becoming a disaster, and he was worried that one day the academy would be occupied by pandas, but at this time, the pandas' own beast instincts allowed them to start driving away the pandas that followed.
Once the red pandas in the academy grow up, they will be mercilessly driven to the Qinling Mountains by those giant pandas, so the number of pandas in the academy has always been kept at about one hundred and ten.
This habit of the panda was discovered by the gentlemen of the academy and learned from the hunters. Pandas in the wild are all kept alone, and even male and female are not together. Unless it is possible when it is in heat, why do the pandas in the academy form a large group?
Some people speculated that this was related to the abundance of food, so the academy cut down some bamboo forests in the spirit of research, and sure enough, some pandas were driven into the Qinling Mountains by themselves. When the bamboos regrow the following year, the panda population returns to its original state. One of the Shoin gentlemen who discovered this trait was a young gentleman named Hirohito, who submitted a report to the Shoin that had applied for a study of beast behavior.
He believed that everything in the world lived according to its own rules, and that the world was made up of royal families, ministers, and nobles. Commoners and slaves, then the beast should be like this, and there should be such a social hierarchy, this is the destiny of heaven, it is impossible to change because of the will of the individual, he wants to spend ten years to prove it.
Mr. Yuan Zhang naturally wouldn't agree to such a boring thing, but Li Er didn't know where he learned the news, and specially allocated funds from the Inner Government to support Xuanren's research, Li Er keenly found that once this theory was confirmed, his rule would become more justified, how could such a good theory be let go?
Useful theories will be supported, Xuanren hit the lifeblood of the royal family very accurately, Confucianism was because of the affirmation of the correctness of the emperor's rule over the people, Dong Zhongshu had the opportunity to marry the beauty of Confucianism to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Xuanren was just a repeater.
Xuanren, who had money, began to recruit his followers in the academy, and as a result, four people were ready to study beasts with him, and Xuanren, who was excited, approached Mr. Yuanzhang to ask for the opening of the Yushan Beast Clan Branch, and was sprayed back by Yuanzhang with a mouthful of saliva, and waited until you found fifty followers, and then said, Gongzhimu's civil engineering branch was because he found enough followers.
Xuanren walked away with a smile on his head, his goal has been achieved, now what he has to do is to make achievements, as long as he is famous in the world, there will naturally be followers, and the leatherman will have three or five apprentices, what he found is a university question, and one hundred and ten disciples will have, as long as he can establish a zoological system, he decided to start studying from the wolves first......
The older Mr. Li Gang gets, the more childish he becomes, there are carriages, donkey carts, and sheep carts in the world, and the old gentleman wants to take a bear cart, so he finds the most docile panda to put on his bridle and let it drag his own small warm car to stroll in the academy is the most pleasant.
The panda traveled slowly, and the old gentleman lay in the warm car and followed it half-asleep, and did not deliberately ask the panda to go there, as long as he could drag himself around, the warm car was a larger cradle for him.
The place where he and the panda go the most is the statue of Mr. Yan Zhitui, Li Gang patted the statue more than once and said that he will come to accompany the old man soon, and now the Tang Dynasty has too many stories to tell Mr. Yan, sometimes Li Gang even can't wait, he feels that the cold stone is far more suitable for him than his own weak body.
Yun Ye said that what he wanted to be immortal was to be immortal when his knowledge reached the extreme, this kind of immortality naturally did not refer to the physical body, Li Gang did not expect that he could live to a hundred years like Mr. Yan, as long as his divine essence could be attached to Yushan Academy and could be passed on forever with the academy, such a result was much more important than living a few more years.
Taishan Lao'er still hasn't lived himself, after the three old men fulfilled their promise to teach in the academy for three years, they went back and passed away one after another, which made Li Gang very proud, and finally could defeat the three old guys in a certain aspect, and win the certainty, unless the three old guys came back from the dead, otherwise, hehe......
After the old guy died, others gave a mourning table, only Li Gang gave a red congratulatory watch, no one blamed, and no one even felt that there was anything wrong with doing so, the descendants of the three old men even came to the academy to thank him, not wearing sackcloth, but wearing auspicious clothes to thank Mr. Li Gang, Li Gang laughed and said: "They can already rest, but the old man is still struggling between heaven and earth, how can he not congratulate?" “
After living for 90 years, he was tired of it, if it weren't for the reluctance to this magnificent academy and those vigorous students, Li Gang might have passed away a long time ago, he struggled to live, just wanted to take a look at the academy more, and it was good to take a more look......
Li Er finally decided to go back to Chang'an, he had seen enough of Yuezhou, and finally came to the conclusion that this is a city that belongs to merchants, and they use another set of etiquette, righteousness and shame, the most important of which is the spirit of the contract, as long as the contract is signed, they will complete the head arch, before the contract is signed, they can do everything, and they are not ashamed of being abducted and cheated, and everyone will allow such behavior to exist.
Once you sign a contract, you can trust him 100%, if there is a breach of the contract, the violator does not want to get any more contracts from the merchant circle, he destroys his credit, such a person has no way to engage in business again, including his children and grandchildren.
The biggest businessman in Yuezhou is himself, and the biggest profiteer is also himself, Li Er found that he can't break the contract lightly, once he breaks the contract, the royal reputation will go bankrupt, this problem is very strict, he is no longer a high emperor in the business circle, the most basic creed has been cast, he can only formulate other laws according to this creed, he understands that he has been kidnapped by huge commercial interests on this chariot, and the imperial power can not make him stop.
It was difficult to sail against the Han River, so Li Er abandoned the waterway and ordered the army to follow the Han River straight into Hanzhong, and finally follow the Jinniu Road through the weak point of the Qinling Mountains to return to Chang'an.
The Great Emperor dismantled half of its weapons and handed it over to Yuezhou Thorn Shi, it could only be moored on Dongting Lake, no matter what reason it entered the Yangtze River waterway, the Yangtze River Sailor would immediately sink it, no reason, this was Li Er's death order. Because the Great Emperor is also part of the Yuezhou Palace.
Zhang Liang, who was amnesty, rushed to the East China Sea with the rest of the fleet, among which the Princess and the Qingque had also been incorporated into the battle sequence of the Lingnan fleet, and the household department compensated Yun Ye and Li Tai with some money and food, even if the two giant ships were acquired, Li Er did not issue a new shipbuilding plan, he thought that the power of the Tang Sea was enough.
Yun Ye also gave the Lingnan fleet an order to change guards, as long as Zhang Liang went through the handover procedures in Dengzhou, the Lingnan fleet would return to the empty South China Sea and continue to place the corpses of any pirates who dared to break through the defense line on Crab Island, where the seagulls had not eaten fresh human flesh for a long time. (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2