"Say it, say it."

"Good!"

Wang Xun drank a glass of wine with a smile and said: "There is a prostitute who is blind, and someone goes to prostitute her, although she can't see anything, she can tell the identity of the guest."

On this day, she received three guests, and the bustard casually asked her, 'Daughter, what kind of person do you think today's guests are?' ’

The prostitute said, 'The first one is Xiucai, the second is the criminal master, and the third is the dumb who is short-sighted. ’

The bustard was surprised and said, 'How can you tell the difference so clearly?' ’

The prostitute smiled and explained: 'The first one came up to me, and Svenven spread my legs apart and closed them together, and played with my front and my back. Listen to what he said, here is light, here is emphasis, one deep and one shallow, is not the method of making eight strands? So I know he's a showman. ’

The second one came up, hurriedly got it, and then looked at me carefully. He said I had a scar on my left temple, a nail on my right breast, an inch and a half long, a birthmark on my buttocks, and I was black there, and I had been a prostitute for at least three years and so on, and I was so embarrassed. After a while, I heard him tell you to straighten your feet, let go of your hands, and lie down and let me do it again. Mother! Isn't this the name of a murder case? ’

As for the third one, it was a strange thing, and as soon as he got into bed, he lay down under me and looked, and his eyebrows were like brushes, and they tickled me. I thought he had watched and smelled and smelled and couldn't get the hang of it for a long time, so I knew he must be a short-sighted nerd. ’”

The room full of people covered their stomachs and burst into laughter, and the two little girls also covered their mouths and snickered. The tent was also shaking slightly, and there was a faint sound of soft laughter, and it seemed that the bride was also laughing inside.

Li Yuan pointed at Wang Xun and scolded with a smile: "That." The short-sighted dumb is like you, that criminal name is Brother Ji, and that Xiucai is naturally Boss Xia. ”

Xu Zhu smiled: "I don't believe that my eyebrows will itch." ”

"How do you know if you haven't tried?" Li Xian pointed at Li Yuan and said with a smile: "Call the groom to try it tonight, don't you know?" ”

"I have a joke about my short-sightedness." Xu Zhu looked at the two brothers-in-law, "Both brothers are short-sighted. But no one would admit it. The elder brother often said that his brother's eyes were not good, and the brother also laughed at his brother's poor eyesight. It just so happened that a plaque was newly hung in the land temple in the village, and the brothers had to compare their eyes to see who could see better.

It's just that the brothers were born short, and no one can see clearly when they look up for a long time. The elder brother first told the younger brother to squat down, and he stepped on his shoulder to tell the brother to stand up. I went to the plaque and looked at it carefully, and then came down and said to my brother that I will send you up to see it.

The younger brother went up to look at it in the same way, and asked his brother, 'What kind of writing are you reading?' ’

The elder brother said, 'I look at the sign of a pawnshop, and I must have opened a pawnshop inside. You see, it clearly says that the soil can also be used, which means that the soil can also be used. Let's go back and pick up two loads of soil to spend a few dollars? ’

The brother smiled and said, "Brother, you are wrong, I think it is three words for him." You went to pick up the soil, and the people were not right, didn't you fall for him? ’

The elder brother listened to what his brother said and admired it very much, so they went home together. One day, the two brothers were about to compete again, and the brother said, 'Brother, don't bet with me. For example, if you say what I look like, and I say what you look like, we don't know what you look like. Not to be believed. But I can see very clearly what my sister-in-law looks like, and my brother is naturally familiar with the appearance of my brother and sister, and now we will describe the appearance of their respective wives, can't we tell whose vision is good and bad? ’

The elder brother thought that his brother's words were very reasonable, and nodded in agreement. Thinking about his wife's appearance in such a heart, he seems to be vague and can't say it; The younger brother also thought about it for a long time. I couldn't tell why, so I ran in.

The elder brother entered the house and did not see his wife. When he found the mill, he saw his daughter-in-law dusting noodles there, and the flour flew to the snow white. The elder brother approached his daughter-in-law's face, looked at it carefully, turned around and came out to sit, waiting for the brother to come and tell him.

The younger brother also ran into the room, saw that the door was closed, and pushed it open. It turned out that his daughter-in-law was taking off her pants and was about to take a bath in the basin, and when she saw her husband coming in, she was embarrassed and wanted to take something to cover her lower body. However, there was only a white rope at hand, and he took it to block the place. The younger brother was very surprised when he saw his wife's wisps, leaned down to take a closer look at the sound, and ran out.

When he came out and saw his brother sitting there smiling bitterly, he asked, 'What's so funny?' ’

The elder brother said, 'O brother! I laugh at my eyes are really not as good as you, I have been married for five years, and I only saw it clearly today, that I know that your sister-in-law dares to love an old child, with white hair. ’

His brother also sighed and said with a wry smile: "Brother, why is it strange that my sister-in-law's white hair is white? I just saw that your brother and sister's pubic hair is white. ’”

Everyone immediately burst out laughing, and suddenly the bride in the tent scolded: "What bastard is talking nonsense!" Your mother is the old man, and your grandmother is the old man! ”

Before the words fell, something flew out and smashed the two vegetable bowls, causing the big guys to look at each other.

When the two brothers-in-law saw that their sister was on fire, they also jumped up and scolded, and the group of men who made trouble were very boring, so they quickly got up and walked out, and each went back to his own home.

The joke Xu Zhu made just now was to make fun of Li Yuan's short-sightedness, not wanting to offend the bride. It turned out that he was inadvertently crooked, and the bride happened to be an old man.

The so-called Tianlao is probably a kind of albinism, and the gray hair at the head since childhood, even the eyebrows and body hair are white. The north is called Tianlao, and the south is called Aries.

The bride is twenty-five or sixteen years old this year, and she is well-known in the neighborhood, and no one hires her, so the Wang family intends to give Li Yuan, a foreigner. And where does Li Yuan know? The old man is an official.

Sending off his friends, he came back happily, thinking that Xu Zhu's joke was just laughing at my short-sightedness, but I didn't expect her to be angry, and beat a spittoon out, we don't have a cave room yet, she is just like this towards me, where to find such a good daughter-in-law?

Sending the two little girls out, Li Yuanxing took off his coat in a hurry, covered the door, and wore glasses to cut the wax flowers brightly.

Taking off his glasses and putting them away, he walked over with the candle. Laughing and groaning, he opened the tent, picked out a red scarf, and shone it with a lamp, and was overjoyed for a while.

Under the lights, there is a snow-white peach-like silver basin face. The black hair like a dark cloud, the two black eyebrows that are curved and green, and the scarlet cherry mouth are really pink and greasy and shiny, and the blue musk deer attacks people.

Is his wife so beautiful? The white skin under the light is extremely attractive. Half of Li Yuan's body was numb, and he was very happy, and immediately gently untied his wife's wide clothes.

The bride who took off her clothes was shy and got into the brocade quilt first.

Li Yuan also hurriedly took off his clothes and rubbed his hands vigorously. Lying down excitedly. took the initiative to hug his wife over, the monkey was anxious to kiss and touch, the bride smiled lightly, half pushed and half let him be presumptuous, so the cave room was full of candles, and the spring breeze was once.

After the incident, the bride handed over a piece of snow-white satin, and Li Yuan remembered what Yuan Hong said. At the moment, I carefully wiped my wife's lower body, stuffed it next to the pillow, and waited for tomorrow to enjoy it.

The first time I had sex with my wife. Naturally, I felt that the wonderful taste was incomparable, Li Yuanyou wanted to talk about himself, but he didn't know what to say for a while, and he was tired all day and fell asleep unconsciously.

On the fifth watch, a fire was burned in the house. The weather is not cold in early winter, and the bedding is thick new cotton. Li Yuan was so hot that he was sweating.

I sat up and touched a pot of tea to drink. I wanted to wipe my face, but when I touched the piece of white satin, he forgot that he had used it, picked it up and wiped it on his face, and then lay down and fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, the bride got up early, and at the mature age of twenty-four or five, it was by no means a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl who could not bear the pain of breaking melons, so she went to the next room to comb her hair as if nothing happened.

Li Yuan also woke up, stuck out his tongue so hot, got up and found a towel to wipe his face casually, got dressed, and quietly carried the piece of white satin in his arms, wanting to go over to see his wife combing her hair and playing with thrush.

I didn't want my mother-in-law to take him to see Taishan, but it turned out that when I learned that Xu Yu and the others were Li Yuan's friends, my mother's family was a sensation, and the seven aunts and eight aunts came over with their father-in-law and mother-in-law.

After being tossed for a long time, Li Yuan came back from now, and at this moment the lady's makeup was finished, because the relatives were here, and she sat honestly in the room with her head bowed in full costume.

A few little girls called out to their brother-in-law with a smile and ran out with a smile. Li Yuan approached with a smile, and it was loud for a while, holding back a few words about the hard work of the lady.

The bride smiled silently, don't look at the church yesterday when it became a kiss and a hole in the room, and neither of the husband and wife could see each other's appearances clearly. At this moment, the bride secretly glanced at her husband, a big square face, except for some problems with her eyebrows and eyes, the rest are also long, and she is also a talent in her twenties, anyway, she is much better looking than her two younger brothers, and she is very happy.

But why is his face dirty? Faintly one by one, deep and shallow, black and red, it looks like it hasn't been washed in the morning. The heart said that he must wash his face without pancreas, and he must be instructed to wash it carefully tomorrow, otherwise it will be undignified.

The wife's appearance is also good, although it is not as amazing as last night, it is also a typical Jiangnan small jasper, but she is a little older.

Li Yuan didn't care, and said that the lady's skin was really white, incredibly white, as if she was born white without applying fat powder, which really responded to the snow-white whiteness of her brother-in-law's sentence, with a faint red rouge, she became more and more handsome.

With such a stunner, Li Yuan's heart was extremely proud, and he said in his heart that it was okay now, and there was no need to go outside to find a woman.

It was not good for the couple to stay in the room for a long time, so Li Yuanmei walked out, suddenly remembered the white satin, walked to no one's place, took it out of his arms, straightened it out, and suddenly froze, black and mushy.

"It's not the wrong one, is it?" Li Yuan took advantage of his wife's time to go out to meet relatives, went back to the room and rummaged around in the four corners of the bed, but he didn't find it, and he rummaged under the pillow in the quilt, but there was still nothing.

The little girl who cleaned up the room asked, "What is my uncle looking for?" I'll find it for you. ”

Li Yuan couldn't say it clearly, so he had to come out and go to a place where no one was, frowning and studying the vital satin, the strips of paint on it were not like paint, and the black, black, red, and red couldn't guess what it was. Smelling a little oil and sweat, he said suspiciously: "No wonder his second brother is full of mouths, and his sister has so much ink there." No, there is no reason for that. ”

Simply raised it up and faced the sun, looked at a large piece of black paste, there was a little red trace, like a faint rouge water, smelled some of the fishy shame, thought for a long time and finally suddenly realized, patted his thigh and said: "Yes, yes, this little bit of red is Yuan Hong, and these black must be those bad friends deliberately tricked me, get some black oil on my head, or in my hat, this morning I sweated, mistakenly took the satin to wipe it." Grandma, these guys are so bad, hehe! (To be continued) R655